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@CanISayRetarded

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Columbus, OH
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If you follow me, you’re going to regret it.
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@JulieLovesFluff Make sure to sue them for emotional and financial damages.
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@thechosenberg I went on one date with a girl (couple months ago). Few days later she gad car trouble and I offered to come jump it. Few days after she brought me homemade lasagna to say thanks. I still feel guilty for not proposing.
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@souljagoytellem Full government control is extremely far left.
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@CanISayRetarded
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@sollana13 This has nothing to do with age.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Making a cop break character is always funny.
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@PamphletsY I watched the whole video, when does the skilled labor start?
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@TRHLofficial Learned two things today. 1) Tate has a brother. 2) That autistic climate girl has deep connections in the new world order.
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@krrawn “This ain’t ruby ridge 2”
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@INTERIORPORN1 I thought it was going to look really cool when she was done. I was wrong.
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@Rainmaker1973 Solving problems that don’t exist.
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@MacrossMX @fasc1nate Platinum would be about twice the size of the gold.
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@JalisaDanielle_ I’m not saying this just to be mean or anything, but they give off a real strong “bang me while he watches” kind of vibe. And the most shameful part is that I’m worried that I would be into it.
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@VP I can’t tell if this is satire. Was this account hacked?
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@RestrictedVids Fake. Otherwise there’s two creeps, second one being the adult male walking into the women’s room with his camera running.
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@todayyearsoldig You have to check the manual, some are for keeping food warm, but others really are just for storage.
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@TheLaurenChen Perhaps they’re just sick of Arabic being in their country.
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@LilithLovett No one should be forced to live, work, or do business with anyone they don’t want to.
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@simsimmaaz It’s a tip minimum wage. But they also technically never get below real minimum wage. If their tips don’t bring them up to the real minimum wage, then the company is required to pay the difference.
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@ramzpaul Is there a way to get the uncensored one? I asked one of them for crime statistics and was told that it wouldn’t provide the info because the answer would make me racist.
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@Rainmaker1973 I work with radioactive contamination. That is absolutely NOT the way to remove gloves.
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@WokeArchive I like her. Capable of processing new information, and capable of admitting embarrassment when she says something ridiculous.
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@vocalcry This is the first time I’ve come across a conspiracy theory that I immediately believe to be true.
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@bluebombah Oh good, so you understand that it’s all just pretend.
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@ElieNYC Republicans would actually love for people to learn history (adults included). Then they might learn that the democrats owned slaved, fought a war to keep them, started the kkk, fought for Jim Crow laws, opposed black voting, and are fighting to keep blacks from quality
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@HumansNoContext This is just a wet t-shirt contest with more steps.
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@GlamazonJay So true. Let’s do everything we can to keep blacks safe from whites by keeping both groups completely separate from each other.
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@souljagoytellem 1) Homeschooling has existed since the beginning of time. 2) It’s irrelevant anyways. The question was what take you have that doesn’t fall on the political spectrum. Full government control absolutely falls on the political spectrum.
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@catturd2 omg, I bought Rabbitskin months ago. I had/have no idea what it’s about yet, but I was always jealous that other people would post pictures of their book with an autograph on the inside. Lo and behold, as I’m ready to read my copy, I open the book to find an autograph.
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@FreckledLiberty 100%. A 6.5 that is okay at cooking and wants to make babies is a dream come true. If you find one, it’s almost a guarantee that she already has a ring on.
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@DaveAtherton20 Absolutely disgusting that the cops did nothing. They should be deporting every single non-German they find.
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@tulpapilled There’s nothing in between. We’re cousins, not descendants.
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@XGavinMcInnes If it’s no longer painted as a street, do driving/traffic laws even apply?
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@lporiginalg This is the absolute funniest response to having your wife ask for an open relationship.
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@hajarabumoussa White people should be forced to live in countries all by themselves. They don’t deserve diversity. All non-whites should leave the U.S. and Europe until white people learn to appreciate them, which will obviously be never.
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@krassenstein I’ve sat in the last row countless times, and it’s never once crossed my mind that my discomfort should now become someone else’s discomfort.
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@KeenanPeachy I have no idea where to buy it. That literally the only reason.
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@obaa_boni “Children gendered as girls”?
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@jordanbpeterson Jordan Peterson watching TPBs was not on my bingo card.
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@greg16676935420 Tipped $10 and the driver called it a waste of time.
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@realchrisrufo If they put that much effort into living a fulfilling life, they would have a real home by now.
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@shitabyss69 @iamyesyouareno It’s not their children, elderly, or women committing the homicides. So it’s closer to like 3% of the population, not 14%.
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@_salawless You should probably turn off your DMs for a few days if you’re going to post stuff like that. The way to a man’s heart used to be through his stomach. Nowadays, it’s through having lots of babies, homesteading, and hating the state.
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@Pinko69420 1) these numbers are made up 2) that’s not where the dollar sign goes.
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@Rainmaker1973 This chart is wrong. American men don’t grow in cm, we grow in feet and inches.
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@cheerfulclips Loose seatbelt, forward facing, front seat. I can’t think of a way to make the child less safe.
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@USA_Polling If it was so bad, then why are you showing the crowd instead of the actual opening ceremony?
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@EndDemocracy Doesn’t Baltimore have the highest spending per student and one of the worst test scores in the country?
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@SwannMarcus89 1) The city didn’t build it, a private company did. 2) Vegas already has huge bus and shuttle lines available. 3) If they made it a subway, it would become a pit of crime.
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@xm_muva It’s not a phobia. I’m not scared of fat people, I’m grossed out by them.
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@karlogan_ We already have to share society with you people. Haven’t we suffered enough?
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@TerribleMaps Considering that there were thousands of tribes, and this map is split into less than 50 tribe regions, I’d say it’s safe to say there was plenty of illegal immigration going on.
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@nasescobar316 I highly doubt that white Americans are their target audience. It’s not funny or entertaining at all, which screams African humor.
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@creepydotorg Terrible mother
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@RealKarma__ Truck should be cited for reckless driving.
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@llddiiss My entire bloodline was on a flight together two weeks ago. Very poor planning on my part.
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@Timcast Inflation is a tax on the poor, and they’re getting it good this year.
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@ArmandDoma Someone started an anti-invader militia and this is the first I’m hearing about it? Hero.
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@falastinari I haven’t been watching it, but with this review, I might give it a chance.
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@lenibriscoe Counter offer: I say whatever I want.
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@sauvamemte There’s no such thing as fancy, or even decent, apartments when rent controls are put in place.
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@rickygervais Pete Davidson does comedy? I’ve only seen him on SNL. I had no idea.
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@protecttruth_ This is satire, right?
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@memechaotic If an entire week goes by and no one has had sex with anyone else, it would be obvious that none of them are gay.
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@wickedmovie @Reese10Angel How many takes did they do before she made the shot?
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@WilliamA_33 “I found myself in a bit of a predicament”
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@CanISayRetarded
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@invis4yo I can barely taste those powders in my food. Try actual onions and garlic, crazy difference.
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@VP He wanted equality, you want equity. You are not the same. He would be ashamed of you.
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@EndWokeness I get depressed sometimes, but I’ve never valued my life equivalent to whatever could be stolen from a pizza place.
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@mattxiv Wait until you see the testicles.
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@MenHappier I love how not just the closest/first guy shakes his hand, but all the guys in the groups will even stop and go out of their way to also get a handshake.
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@cosmepolitics Limited visibility. Not banned.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 This gave me diarrhea on the plane all the way from India to California.
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@eyeslasho Kids today have no gratitude for how hard we all worked to achieve global warming so we could eliminate it.
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@ShitpostGate 39.9% Italian, 0% Black. I had no idea how close I could have been to getting some of that sweet victim privilege.
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@indicaeden @lporiginalg Not to disregard the accomplishments of blacks, but the Africans who built pyramids weren’t black.
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@davinafayette @AnthonyCumia Disgusted by both. They should both be disqualified for life.
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@Carto_The_Hero @TheFigen Lol, I screenshot that exact moment to post as well.
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@Trey_Explainer As someone who did a year of marching band, I guarantee it wasn’t the heat; he had his knees locked.
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@firstwefeast @sydney_sweeney This guy has the best and most unique questions of any interviewer. Makes everyone else look lazy with their cookie cutter questions.
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@Bulldog_06_2003 Everything is significantly worse though. Is not being dead the metric we’re using?
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@itzclarkson @instablog9ja It’s a quick way to find accounts to mute/block.
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@QuinThomasx Why do rebounds count if they’re from her own missed shots?
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@MrAndyNgo That pepper spray was smooth. No bystanders hit.
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@Babygravy9 Whelp, I just learned something new about myself.
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@laaanie I see plenty of women in their 40s saying they’re undecided on kids. Like bro, nature got tired of waiting and made that decision for you.
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@josh_uglyasf Dates don’t have to be expensive. As the man, you should be deciding where the date will be and what you’ll do anyways.
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@JohnN00343673 @hartgoat Concerning part is that the they/them didn’t deny it when the kid said that.
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@TRHLofficial I have this cardboard children’s book. I’m waiting for the day that some congressman reads this out loud to congress.
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@GrindeOptions 1) That return is not sustainable. 2) Since the money comes from premiums, it’s compounded weekly, so 1.5% isn’t 72% annually, it’s just over 100%.
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@RepJeffries Please stop delivering. I can’t afford it anymore.
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@TheFlatEartherr It doesn’t match. Have you considered “adrenaline”?
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@yanadracoo @UJNIBHK @poonNOpeen Lol, at least there’s a community effort blaming the shoes. Everyone started taking theirs off.
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@budweiserusa Can’t believe you still leave replies turned on.
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@BrilliantMaps Absolutely ridiculous that they still have land here. There shouldn’t be a single piece of red on that map.
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@Bornabrit1 Successfully? I can’t think of many ways to run it worse.
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@StancilJim It’s France, at least they’re not wearing burqas
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@LittleMermaid I love that you cgi her eyes that far apart to make her look more like a fish.
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@mattxiv Don’t straight men only purchase like 15-20% of all products sold? Per capita especially, they’re likely the most difficult demographic to sell to.
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@GarbageHuman23 I saw an Asian dating profile yesterday where the woman listed “BLM” and “stop Asian hate”. Like bro, where do you think that hate is coming from?
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