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CaliHacker

@CaliMVP

6 months

This is still objectively the funniest scene in the series so far…imagine getting caught cheating in yo mind

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Everytime they show Patrick Mahomes talking I just think of him and that hermit voice

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This is a different level of rage

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Irv Gotti:

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Nelly: I heard your bootyhole brown Ashanti: Look, you would know LMFAOOO yo I really love them😂😂

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11 months

The irony of changing the OT Rules for Josh Allen and he’s now 0-6 in OT

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5 years

@Hope_Laurent And whoever reported her is beyond jealous clearly

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@KaylarWill @theNFLchick A perfect example of why we need more black people in positions like this lol

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3 years

We was walking on the boardwalk and there was novelty shops on the way to the restaurant and she stole various items from multiple different stores and showed me at the restaurant….I was sitting there waiting for the cops to show up nervous cuz we was eating at a table outside

𝘕𝒜𝘠𝘚𝒜𝘠𝘌𝘙 🐘

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What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date?

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Me reading the quotes of the women disagreeing….God bless them

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@big_business_ Omni Man used Marks face as a weapon to kill people while simultaneously hurting him and no one could do anything to stop it...most dominant villain to date

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Maybe Giannis wasn’t hacked 😂😂😂

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@_Champ__ My only question to that is how can the baton be passed from Kaep to Jay when the person who held it originally is still being punished by the same entity that Jay Z is partnering with??? Jay Z has enough reach to do whatever social work he would like to do without the NFL

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1 year

They have super powers…that’s the only explanation

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What was the moment Fast and the Furious abandoned reality? I was trying to think of the exact point.

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@toricantstfu It’s gonna be awkward when you finish too fast and the other couples are laughing at you

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@GeorgeFoster72 Gentrify Gamma

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@55mmbae Lol not just athletes because this photo of Miles is flames and I would hang this somewhere too 😂😂😂😂

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@Natural_OneDurr Lol “that motivates us” Jared Dudley - DNP coaches decision

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@RSherman_25 Also hot takes from media members that never laced them up calling that man a quitter among other things

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@ZeroSuitBae The new movie doubled down that this dude was not the character people have made up in their heads lol

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Chris Rock in that Netflix special

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Burrow leg by the third AD sack

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴

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Joe Burrow's calf on life support with a bad oline facing Aaron Donald

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@Getthebagcoach Is that the uniform ?

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@big_business_ Yea cuz Geoffrey was throwing haymakers clowning everyone lol

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@big_business_ That man said:

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5 years

@getnickwright Just say you hate him already and get it over with lol this is getting sad at this point

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@knicks_tape99 Such a great reference lol

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@CiaoBellaJoy Yea he was beefing with a baby…that’s an automatic W

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@foreverimbetter You truly are prepared for any tweet lol

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@SuspendedDr Lol she deleted her tweet too 😂😂😂

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This would’ve been an all timer on this app

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What sports moments that occurred pre-Twitter (July 2006) would cause chaos on the app if it existed at that time?

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@___d0minique Dementors circling the school should’ve been the last straw lol

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Jamie been told y’all about Doc 😂😂😂😂

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Pound for pound that’s the funniest video on Twitter

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@big_business_ Mando and Grogu carrying Disney + to another W

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@big_business_ Same…Will being the son Uncle Phil always wanted and turning Carlton into a full villain is wild

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@ftbeard_17 This is pathetic now lol 😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Wait for it...😂🤣😭💀💀

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@PBSImpulse9 He been about that tho honestly lol

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@mspeacherino This is a black mirror episode lol

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@CaliMVP

5 years

Gotta add Peoples to this lol

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Keys to the RANGE! @jfreewright

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@big_business_ This was wild disrespect 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@big_business_ White Vision

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I would’ve broken a controller by the third attempt

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@big_business_ Rookie of the year...Turned down the Avengers as a rookie...signed on later as a Max free agent...got Laura Harrier as a rookie and Zendaya in his second season...Goat arc

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@Lexiebrown That “time to make another” was a little aggressive lol

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😬🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@CeeHawk Damn that’s nuts lol he just had to sit there and keep a straight face while his legs was in hell

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@platini954

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@DaSouthAmerican @TheNerdyEsq Hey man relax 😂😂😂😂

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@Notdojaaa Goodness

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@PBS_Impulse9 He absolutely ate Taco Bell and is paying the price

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@TheNerdyEsq If it was a nameless person he didn’t know I’m sure it wouldn’t have bothered him as much but yo homie that you trust that would never do that and he did it…yea his soul is crushed lol

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@Less_HumbleTeej Shame has finally take hold

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@_astoldbyCOURT This is just a good tweet 😂😂😂😂

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@55mmbae O i wouldn’t even pretend to play this game lol

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@big_business_ I knew it was gonna airball when I saw the “serious” dribbles on the second attempt...

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Film Updates

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What is your favorite voice acting performance?

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@DragonflyJonez Calling the Kings the easy path while down 0-2 is quite the take lol

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1400 stimmy hit Me:

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This team maxed out…props to Denver…we gotta retool and run it back next season

The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫

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We had an incredible run Laker fans but it ends here

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I love that Marty B won his Super Bowl, retired, and immediately started doing dope side quests lol

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Practice.

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CaliHacker

@CaliMVP

2 years

Todays been a relatively quiet day… Someone randomly oversharing on twitter:

I'm the 3rd Twin

@iDavey

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I had a nigga come into my room. Sit in my bed. Light a crack pipe like it was a Newport 100. He gave me some of the best head ever. So hey. Do whatever suits you. Just don't expect me to partake if it's not my choice of drug.

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@Less_HumbleTeej Multiverse recastings make this so easy to do right now

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@LegsslikeWhoa Marvel so i can snap folks away lol

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@DangItLee In Cali 25 an hour is barely making it...i wouldn’t call that comfortable living either...just getting by

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@IWriteAllDay_ @MafiosoRo Jaguar verbatim said:

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@ZeroSuitBae Nakia asked her legit three times at least who did you see 😂😂😂😂😂

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@CaliMVP

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Dude heard that new info and was like….

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@KiaFromTexas

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I drove 30 mins in the middle of the night for dick right? Cool. So we get undressed and start talking about video games. After I told him I’ve never played any of the God of War games he said I didn’t deserve dick and we cuddled naked all night. What part of the game is this? 🥴

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CaliHacker

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@scottzolak watch this and then tell me where the fair reporting is sir

John Madden talking about filming signals. #spygate #patriots

A video of john Madden where he says teams usually videotape the other teams signals, a la "spygate". From 1992.

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@Witwickee And yet he’s still a loser there too

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@TaylorRooks He’s the reason his money is pulled tho

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@HowardWKYT If you’re going to do this follow the instructions please

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@theNFLchick It’s going to be a whole week of this too

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@SweetTeaa_ LOL i mean it was random stuff like sunglasses, a lighter, gum, chapstick basically anything she could just grab while we’re walking I guess lol

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O everyone moving different lol #SnowfallFX

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@big_business_ I need a prequel scene with Black Widow and Peggy having a distance contest with me at the other side judging integrity

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Phil catching fades ?? That ain’t Zen lol

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@NotYourType87 If you gonna embarrass me for twitter then we don’t need to be together

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@Cher_Cher_007 It was at its best when it was people in their house just having fun on live…now it’s become a big sponsored production and it’s just not as fun

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CaliHacker

@CaliMVP

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@Taghkanic @getnickwright Exactly lol this dude wants him to suck so bad just so he can finally be right after saying it for 5 years lol

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