Johnny(property of fumi) Profile Banner
Johnny(property of fumi) Profile
Johnny(property of fumi)

@CVelitistMkII

607
Followers
5,506
Following
1,941
Media
229,127
Statuses

Self proclaimed Hisui fan. Fuck the balding petri dish that owns this site. Please be safe, wherever you are

My hubby's arms
Joined March 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
new pinned time
4
7
36
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
10 months
im just saying, theres never been any funnier of a screenshot of tsukihime than these two tweets back to back
Tweet media one
@BorgarMuncher
Borgar consumer
10 months
Name that visual novel
Tweet media one
43
73
998
23
4K
29K
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
10 months
this is the second closest one btw
Tweet media one
3
126
2K
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
This video is such a fucking riot
@StarGazaar
Star★Gazaar
2 years
what's a video that makes you laugh every time you think of it ? personally its this for me
1K
6K
38K
10
294
1K
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
this tweet fucking kills me and my friend sometimes, its just so dumb
@schlafenkirsche
Kirschen 🎃
1 year
who got that one tsukihime video
15
29
266
1
176
522
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
this one without fail
@schlafenkirsche
Kirschen 🎃
1 year
who got that one tsukihime video
15
29
266
1
159
467
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
8 months
@ANerdNamedJerry Getting caught following 3d gooning is insane
1
1
325
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@alchevi1 "i dont know if yukari has said the funny or not until i look inside the image"
0
1
293
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
its been a long day and this is the first thing i make the second i get home
Tweet media one
2
123
276
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@sen7ience Oh we are SO waiting another 3 years for this movie
2
0
207
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
dude my fight or flight triggered super fucking hard the moment i saw this on my timeline
Tweet media one
4
32
179
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
i wish debates could be solved like this more
Tweet media one
2
59
143
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
10 months
Tweet media one
0
0
154
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
me when i block the mix-up
Tweet media one
1
34
119
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
always a classic
@schlafenkirsche
Kirschen 🎃
1 year
(Basically every community is doing this and i need the clout it keeps me going) Reply/QRT to this post with your favorite Tsukihime/Melty Blood meme
27
136
869
1
22
117
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
5 months
@Ultima_Undead he drank his way back up bruh
1
0
111
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
nah thats totally on the kid, like you can see the dude tried running to the side and that kid ran right back in front of him
@BornAKang
Lance🇱🇨
1 year
He wrong as hell for that lol
7K
12K
164K
1
7
105
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
10 months
LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN
Tweet media one
1
11
105
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
7 months
@organ_knight @PersonthePerso2 Its so funny, the dude went to an art school, dropped out because they criticized his art, and then spent the next several years wallowing in his own pity about his career not going anywhere while his former classmates all broke out into the industry
1
0
102
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@TypeRamza i think its funny that its all female height measurements, and then shirou is at the right end of it for some reason
3
0
88
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
Alright who tf at work decided to put this motherfucker right in front of the locker room entrance
Tweet media one
1
22
86
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@melonc0la the moment i saw someone say it looked kinda like ryougi, ive never been able to unsee it
1
0
81
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Blurring the @ like we don't know them from that fucking pfp alone
4
15
79
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
11 months
0
16
81
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
just do crack at this point
1
12
63
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@IAmLoMeinNow actual turbulence going on in there
0
2
66
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
I HAD TO FUCKING DOUBLE TAKE AT THIS THUMBNAIL
Tweet media one
5
19
52
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@soocleansofresh thats the most baffling part, the fact that one of them had a full on hitler arc, and is somehow the least worst of that bunch
5
5
51
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
11 months
Tweet media one
0
0
52
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
5 months
@HenshinRX Bandai namco really is the ronald reagan to their franchises
2
5
47
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@NamelessVer2 dont forget him
Tweet media one
2
0
41
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@Wheodore
Theo (No longer meow) 🍉
1 year
who got that one persona video??
42
47
293
0
11
36
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
crazy how these two are the only tsukihime characters that arent in some way a terrible person
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@BerserkChip
BerserkChip
2 years
"Ugh Noel is a gross pedo because she went after Shiki sexually" Oh yeah?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
15
23
341
3
12
34
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Tag that mutual
Tweet media one
25
3
31
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
WHO PUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER ON THE BATHROOM WALL
Tweet media one
1
17
30
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
@Chuunimaru ugly shirt shiki supremacy
1
1
32
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@LuqmanGGvevo his recoil rod render also fucks
Tweet media one
2
0
30
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
8 months
@RuberRubyy @YoRHa2Bea what even was the point of the reply dawg
1
0
29
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
0
12
27
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Charm, my friend Also these were made in the early 2000s by one guy
@Win98Tech
Windows 98 Tech Support
2 years
so does this look bad on purpose or, like what's the deal here?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
118
68
781
2
3
21
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
Tweet media one
@ManzIsMe
dee (-no) 👉✨🎵
1 year
every other community is doing it so i gotta ask, whats a guilty gear meme you think is so canonical and an all time best of the best of the community?? i'll start with the one that changed my vocabulary forever.
148
2K
7K
0
2
26
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
the dream's pretty much dead, but vote arc anyway
Tweet media one
@dailyfggirls
fighting game girl of the day
2 years
morrigan aensland vs arcueid brunestud
37
26
118
3
6
23
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
9 months
@LuqmanGGvevo you think thats also why he can double jump?
1
0
25
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
English has by far the most insufferable teachers out of any of these
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
2 years
ONE high school class must GO😭
Tweet media one
447
37
792
6
3
18
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
9 months
im so happy i remembered this video again
@RealYouTubeKids
(Spooky) YoutubeKids 🎃
9 months
I have no strong feelings towards Palworld whatsoever, but every time I see actual gameplay footage, it just looks like this to me:
412
9K
78K
0
11
25
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
I swear I've seen people get into aitsf either through this thunbnail or finding out about the porno mag install
Tweet media one
2
8
25
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
Tweet media one
0
2
21
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
7 months
@deadsuu @tabanomi Im now imagining hes tried both
0
0
24
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@arcsysgf Bro was ego tripping off of happy chaos💀💀💀💀 Also that crowd was fucking dead, not a single ioda of excitement or joy was left in there
0
0
21
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
11 months
The balloon virus has hit me once again
Tweet media one
16
2
23
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
5 months
im crying, oomf found out theyre colorblind from this image
@vexxon_alt
vexxon (vexx)
5 months
reminder that this is what satoko sees cuz she colorblind
Tweet media one
19
149
1K
2
3
23
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
1
11
18
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 month
@yugiohtas Somewhat related to this filler discussion, ive been watching blade recently with friends, and i think the two episodes of hajime getting amnesia and trading lives with a takoyaki chef that looks exactly like him was the funniest thing to us
1
0
22
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Yeah just retweet this in case I'm stuck on here for a while
Tweet media one
2
17
17
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
9 months
@tsukihimari
arisu 🍓
9 months
who got that type-moon video? (obligatory ryougi)
Tweet media one
3
4
47
0
6
20
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Tweet media one
8
6
17
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
9 months
The fact that people today still don't know he's a troll who went super far out of his way to get reactions outta people is honestly amazing and I want that to continue for years
@smonkerino
cory
9 months
he wants to be mariotehplumber so bad
49
509
4K
3
3
20
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
9 months
this reminds me of that one time when talking about strive's character designs, he uses uniclr as a bad example, while also choosing the same color set on every character lmao
0
2
19
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
Oh, like the divorced wife and kids that all hate you?
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
you awake from a deep trance, step away from the phone to see your friends & family
65K
83K
617K
2
4
15
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
3 months
@shiocrescent @TypeRamza So thats why you were asking me on discord if i had it
Tweet media one
4
0
19
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
8 months
"Real country" and its just
@FanAkko
AkkoLover
8 months
They're too afraid to say they want to fuck Asuka and Rei now, we used to be a real country
131
860
10K
1
0
16
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
They having a broke off over there
0
2
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
@LotteSara that reminds me of a joke one of my friends made about hyde being a guest character in tl, and his arcade scenario is just him wondering where sion is the whole time
1
1
17
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Tweet media one
0
1
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
This got like 300 likes at most, and I was asleep for half of it
Tweet media one
@dcyiyou
lianzi 一生短,一念长
2 years
hopping on the bandwagon to discuss my true niche: qrt with your most iconic shitpost please
169
280
4K
0
4
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
11 months
im sorry, this response set me off really badly and this was originally gonna be sent privately, but seeing as how i cant do that anymore, and after some deliberation on my part, im posting it here as my last means of them possibly seeing what i have left to say to them
Tweet media one
@summerhawk__
hawk
11 months
My response to recent allegations.
5
8
14
0
9
15
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
my favorite part of the image is just the vague "almost" to how many mexicans there are
@ginfantasy
agriculture
1 year
Tweet media one
146
7K
75K
2
0
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
WHY IS HE DRESSED LIKE DAZAI????
@IzanamiKamiko
Izanami ⚔️💎✨
2 years
And then this guy melted 🫠
2K
27K
256K
1
1
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
I'll do this when I get home later
Tweet media one
1
1
15
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
this whole fucking game
Tweet media one
@KirbyCheatFurby
Anthony
2 years
"you know what fuck you how about that" video game design
234
3K
39K
0
6
17
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
stealing time
Tweet media one
1
0
15
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
@GabeHates______ this but akiha
2
1
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
the am2r launcher fucking weezer'd me
Tweet media one
2
8
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@seacatgirls
indi
1 year
qrt this with your favorite wtc meme because every other subcomminity is doing this and i dont wanna feel left out
40
23
223
0
0
13
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
my hispanic ass losing all memory of ever playing a sonic game
0
0
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
Tweet media one
0
10
16
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
me after sega starts delisting older sonic releases for origins
@TomHolland1996
Tom Holland
12 years
I'm a pirate arrrrrrr http://t.co/dmp2PYf0
Tweet media one
2K
22K
130K
1
7
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
27 days
I do gotta wonder what the correlation is between these corny ass memes and the project64 userbase cause its such an ass emulator and most of everyone agrees on that except whoever makes these for some reason
@Pirat_Nation
Pirat_Nation 🔴
28 days
Tweet media one
308
1K
16K
0
2
15
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
4 months
Tweet media one
0
1
13
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
This is either gonna be a good change or a band kid posts the bee movie script and ruins it for everyone
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
Elon Musk announces that extending Twitter’s character limit from 280 to 1,000 is on his ‘to-do list.’
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
709
493
9K
0
5
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
@sen7ience I think the image is a lot funnier with the bottom part
Tweet media one
0
7
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
roaches after you hit them with the dollar store bug spray:
Tweet media one
0
5
10
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
10 months
for my friend group, there's this one guy that kept falling asleep in vc, and it got to a point where there's a voice channel dedicated to moving him whenever he did
@Soraismyson
Mumble
10 months
Tweet media one
3
108
765
2
0
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 months
Certain mutual been posting about tattered metal sheets like this tonight
Tweet media one
2
5
14
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
A RED GARDEN ENGLISH RELEASE IS ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE NOW
1
5
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Tweet media one
1
5
11
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
they legit had a sonic plush hanging from a noose in their offices, the console wars shit was so funny back then
Tweet media one
@frozenaesthetic
Moon Dragon
1 year
The console wars peaked in the 90s when Nintendo sent Sega hate mail
Tweet media one
19
40
251
0
9
13
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
I feel like every time this happens, a fate fan should legally be allowed to steal something from his house
@MawaruStarlight
🎀 Alice! 🎀
1 year
HOW ARE THESE STILL BEING MADEEEE
Tweet media one
12
37
283
2
1
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
8 months
im genuinely surprised i havent seen this one posted yet
Tweet media one
@TheWapplehouse
Kristi Yamaguccimane
8 months
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
Tweet media one
632
7K
76K
0
0
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
11 months
Elon musk is homeless⁉️
Tweet media one
@1lexycat
lexy ♪
11 months
Twitter CEO Elon Musk was found dead in his residence this morning aged 52 🙏💔 (source: @Dexerto )
Tweet media one
716
3K
33K
2
11
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
9 months
I'm praying we get gt content so that someone can recreate that gif of yamcha and omega shenron
@StylesX2_
9 months
I need Sparking Zero to be the most unbalanced mess of a game
Tweet media one
179
4K
42K
0
1
13
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
10 months
love how every time someone is selling you on date, its always, "he's so great, i wanna throw him off a cliff", and you think thats hyperbole, and then you play the game and no its not, you will wanna run him over in a truck and visit him in the hospital right after at least once
@videogamedeals
Cheap Ass Gamer
10 months
AI: THE SOMNIUM FILES (S) $7.99 via eShop. Steam.
Tweet media one
2
188
367
0
8
11
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Tweet media one
0
8
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
5 months
@Ultima_Undead he like did this
0
1
13
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
@kokerfan speakers fear him, audio drivers hate him
Tweet media one
0
5
10
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
@sen7ience man, seeing the full set of them and seeing how much of his mind deteriorated in such a short span of time through his self portraits was wild to for me to find
0
0
11
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
1 year
Tweet media one
1
4
10
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 years
Stealing this from someone
Tweet media one
1
0
9
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
9 months
I never thought I'd see this image I made over a year ago out in the wild, but here we are lmao
2
2
12
@CVelitistMkII
Johnny(property of fumi)
2 months
@YoRHa2Pee there are like four layers to this lmao
1
0
11