The street’s $SHLS revenue estimates…lmao, no chance 😭
Cool product, but do these analysts not understand that there’s a major TAM issue here and these numbers are impossible to hit?
Folks buying this at a $5B EV here smh…love to pay 40x gross profit for electrical wiring 👍
Remembering a legend.
“clocked an annualized 10.2% loss for the past 10 years”
“When asked about his best stock pick in the past year, he says “I don’t know if I have any best picks.”
LMFAO
$NIO is using $957M of the offering $$ to cash out Hefei gov't! Hefei only put in ~$700M...just a couple months ago! They'll also keep much of their $NIO stake!
We're in the US equity offering cash being funneled directly to local Chinese governments stage of the bull mkt
Can’t wait for all the dumb $TSLAQ bears to be shut up when
@elonmusk
finally proves that British pedo is a pedo and, *therefore*, all the $tsla vendor liens, debt covenants, and Moody’s just go away
@committeeonccp
@tiktok_us
@CongressmanRaja
'fighting communism' by fighting free market capitalism with the iron hand of the state 🤣 US congress everybody, they're beyond parody, everyone pls clap for these geniuses
“Alameda County...Health Officer Dr. Erica Pan...does not consider Tesla to be an Essential Business, but rather, considers Tesla’s manufacturing plant in Fremont to be a public health risk.”
$TSLAQ
Why doesn’t anyone care that $tslaq revenue was down 8% y/y? (Auto -12%)
What is this? A cyclical auto company or something? Like not a tech growth stock?
Wtf is wrong w investors these days. Get off my lawn.
average SaaS company stock based comp enjoyer
Look at this. If all I looked was Revenue & FCF I would actually think this looks like a good/great business.
But look at how they've shifted the mix of comp away from cash towards SBC over time!
1/
PSA to all recently laid off
@Tesla
and
@SpaceX
employees in CA: you cannot be forced to sign an NDA in order to get 60 days of notice/severance. It’s the law.
$tsla $tslaq
Wow, essentially all manufacturing employees at
@Tesla
have just been laid off without pay.
“Employees who cannot work at home and have not been assigned to critical work onsite will be furloughed.
Under furlough, you remain an employee of Tesla (without pay)”
$TSLA $TSLAQ
So Elon Musk is now selling his depreciating cars as investments that will increase in value...is that legal
@SEC_Enforcement
? Or just more blatant securities fraud via twitter? I thought you had a settlement with him to stop committing securities fraud like this or am I wrong?
@SnazzyQ
@PhenomenalPoto
@aaronjleonard
@tailosivetech
Straw man fallacy. To appreciate, your car just needs to be worth more than you paid for it, so probably ~$75k is enough if you bought a 3. FSD will be bundled in all cars (important point). Something is not a commodity if you can’t make enough of them & we won’t be able to.
CVC research is now selling solar panels and EVs that are guaranteed to increase in value.
cc:
@SEC_Enforcement
Please prosecute me for an obvious violation of securities laws you fucking pussies.
@mhagemann
@ValueExpected
@DevinNunesHouse
@elonmusk
Agree, It’s an unfair comparison for several reasons:
1) $gpro had many years they were highly profitable
2) $gpro has never burned the type of cash that $tsla does
3) $gpro CEO never agreed w SEC he committed fraud
The comparison is silly. $tslaq
umm, this is an effing disaster...
$tsla has not made some new lower priced car
this is a firesale getting rid of excess (dusty) RWD models
We're only ~1/6 of the way through the quarter and the price cuts are already coming?
#bullish
🤪
That's a lot of money you owe there, bro.
$TSLA has $2.5B in debt maturities by YE19 ($2.0B if I exclude the warehouse/ revolver). >Half in next 6 mos.
The idea (promoted by the former alpha male
@elonmusk
) that becoming FCF+ obviates the need for a capital raise is just so dumb
The year is 2025. $TSLA just opened GF 12 in Brazil w proceeds from its $5B equity raise done earlier in the year.
WW capacity for $TSLAQ is now 7mm cars/year. Last year they sold just over 300k and lost over $10B. $TSLA stonk has just eclipsed $4000.
To be clear, this doesn’t affect Tesla website order prices. Existing inventory prices are currently slightly lower than on website. This will bring them in line.
$GME numbers sucked...end of a 7 year console cycle, not surprising and doesn't really matter
Almost $5/shr in net cash
Have a material e-commerce biz now
New consoles out in Nov, so they'll be comping positive starting in 2 months...
Selling this "miss" seems short-sighted
This is sad on the part of both
@elonmusk
(
@mayemusk
) and
@jack
/ $twtr. Unblock SA and stop letting SV fraudsters determine your content
@jack
!! $tsla 3/3
“News 4 Investigates has learned that Tesla used at least one temporary worker agency for employees.
Neither Tesla nor ESD provided any data to support the job numbers and did not answer any additional questions.”
🙄
Criminals. All of them.
$tslaq
@EpsilonTheory
Not even the biggest this month! $AAPL has lost slightly more mkt cap than $TSLA in December, Ben!
It's close:
$AAPL -$291B
$TSLA -$287B
(calculated as of a minute ago)
Tesla statement: "We have not received a subpoena, a request for testimony, or any other formal process, and there have been no additional document requests about this from the Department of Justice for months."
THEY DIDN'T SAY FBI WASN'T RAIDING THEIR HQ
From the $TSLAQ Q418 letter. The section I highlighted in RED 🔴is where the supply constraints on
#Model3
production were discussed. The section I highlighted in BLUE 🔵 is where specifically battery cell constraints are mentioned as a reason.
@SEC_Enforcement
@SF_SEC
$TSLAQ
Blue checkmark journalist that didn’t even bother reading the SEC settlement weighs in. 👇🏻🙄
Will be fun to watch the rest of the world slowly wake up to the wide scale fraud that is $tsla. It’s just getting started.
Just saying: If you were the private equity firms/banks willing to discuss a $TSLA buyout at $420 per share (you know, the ones he called later), are you not calling
@elonmusk
when the shares are down at $250?
Keith Gill, aka "Roaring Kitty" and "Deep F-ing Value" sued for securities fraud over role in $GME rally. Mass Mutual named as a co-defendant.
"At the time Gill was inciting the market frenzy with his fake persona".. he was also a licensed securities broker 👀
I'm going as gaspipe
@CGasparino
for halloween. Easy costume. I just drink until I wet myself and then head out on the town. My partner is not a fan (yet). h/t
@Keubiko
My first thought when I saw the size of the grant is it’s crazy enough to induce someone (Zach) to risk jail time 🤪
What CFO EVER has been given an $88M (annual?) option grant?
I mean, they may as well just write “payment for fraud” in the footnotes of the Form 4 😬
$tslaq
Brings to mind again something that I’ve been hearing about recently. Bay Area banks (think SVB types) are lending 90%+ LTV against private stock. I know of multiple examples. And I’ve been hearing multiple examples of cracks in this system starting since Wework debacle.
"NASA is paying $BA $90m/seat to fly astronauts to the orbiting research lab, a cost that is 39% more than the $55m that SpaceX will bill NASA"
What if, and hear me out, we pay both criminal orgs nothing and use tax $s for better purposes?
$TSLAQ $BA.D
MTD daily
#coronavirus
new cases in South Korea:
Mar 8: 93
Mar 7: 448
Mar 6: 309
Mar 5: 467
Mar 4: 435
Mar 3: 851
Mar 2: 599
Mar 1: 586
This thing is containable as China, and now SK, are showing. Take precautions but ignore the hysteria.
@trinity1241
@hassankhan
For now perhaps…but the US chip/equipment restrictions keep expanding. If you’re China, wouldn’t you want to lessen your exposure to future restrictions?
BREAKING: NIO STILL DESPITE BEING 3 WEEKS LATE STILL HAS NOT CLOSED THEIR $200M CONVERT (HALF FROM CEO). I'M NOT SAYING THIS COMPANY IS AN IMMEDIATE BK CANDIDATE BUT I'M ALSO NOT NOT SAYING IT $NIOQ $NIO
Good progress, but 18 years to launch our first humans is a long time. Technology must advance faster or there will be no city on the red planet in our lifetime.
“Shitty ICE automaker” Ford $F reports 2% y/y revenue decline.
Growth tech company that also makes cars reports -8% y/y decline in revenue.
You’ll never guess which one rallied. If it helps, $F trades at 7x CY20 ests, $TSLA trades at 70x but that will just mislead your further.
Has anyone else noticed that the
@seekingalpha
twitter account has been suspended? I seriously doubt SA went rogue with some racist rant (unless I missed it, would love to see), what the hell is going on here?!?
From a Jefferies note last week highlighting the myriad interesting opportunities for $GME
IMO the real home run scenario ($200+ stock) is the ad platform...note the analyst is only using a 20% OM here (could be 40%-50%)
Can be a ~$1B annual FCF opportunity vs a $600M $GME EV
Facts I learned today;
1) Being production constrained while overall expanding production can still cause significant Y/Y revenue DECLINES. Who knew? 🤷♂️
2) Growth STONKS go up 20% when revenues decline 8% y/y. Imagine if they actually grew! wut
$tslaq $tsla
$NIO burned ~$440M in Q2. Ending Q2 cash balance was ~$480M. What's the cash balance look like now (end of Q3)? I'm sure they would have answered that question had they not cancelled their earnings call previously scheduled for this morning. $NIOQ
Comparing to past $TSLA updates, it stood out that today's release excluded anything resembling this part from Q218 on M3 reservation count.
Either 1) current resv # is bad, or 2) they've been scared straight: knowing their resv # is BS, they stopped talking about it, or both.
Days after quarter end it took $NIO to announce a reporting date:
Q318: 19
Q418: 49
Q119: 45
Q219: 62
Q319: now 74 days & counting - IR confirmed to me this week: no date yet
Days after quarter end it took $NIO to earnings:
Q318: 37
Q418: 64
Q119: 58
Q219: 86
Q319: Never?
$NIOQ
It would have been sufficient saying that Tesla is not an Essential Business and leaving it at that, i.e. that would been enough to justify a forced shutdown.
Obviously Dr. Pan didn’t think that alone was enough in describing Tesla’s plant!
#HealthRisk
$TSLAQ
The 3 stages of being a
#Model3
owner:
- Unbridled slobbering praise of Elon
- Some helpful suggestions for improvement
- Whiny little bitch who doesn't even deserve a
@tesla
$tsla
Big guidance raise from $CLS. At $46, it trades at 14x adj EPS...not particularly expensive given mid teens top line growth & datacenter tailwinds. $goog & $amzn are customers here.
I’m no expert technical analyst, but I can say with confidence that both $TSLA & $NIO are breaking down hard today on their short road to 0.
$TSLAQ $NIOQ
Wow, how times have changed. They don't even have 1 (one) month's worth on backlog for the Y! Is this why we never got Y reservation pumps
@elonmusk
?
You'd think there would be enough idiot fanboys to at least buy a month's worth...but guess not. yikes. $tslaq
i guess we now know why $GSX delayed the earnings report by almost a month...
A virtually identical announcement in April basically zeroed out $LK overnight...dunno what's different here
$EHTH sure isn't doing anything to disprove
@muddywatersre
. Beat and raise, but cut CF guidance.
Also, it appears extending customer lifetime assumptions may be driving most of the revenue "growth." Note the huge growth in noncurrent commissions receivable. Very sus.