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noor khan’s big brother. doing my best, I swear. bureaucrat, former reluctant tech bro. he/him. please do not @ me.

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Joined April 2009
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@hassankhan
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Top 10 Attributes of Successful People: 10. there 9. are 8. many 7. paths 6. to success 5. and 4. everyone has 3. a different 2. journey 1. Rich Parents
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imagine logging on to say “it’s old news the President wanted the Vice President to be hung”
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House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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All. Old. News.
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Tech bros do not deserve San Francisco
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Just thinking about which acts of civil disobedience in this country are met with violent repression
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3 years
Amazing to me how bad employers are at hiring
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Removing the block option would violate TOS for both the App Store and Play Store
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4 years
lol vc Twitter is too good
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5 months
Never has the “Europeans cannot comprehend” meme been so purely distilled by a European
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flori robin 🏳️‍⚧️
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if americans call the image on the left a chicken sandwich then wtf do they call the image on the right
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The US defanging a major geopolitical foe for only 70% more than it cost the private sector to make cartoon avatars is a triumph of government efficiency
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“Cancellation is a handout” is true, yes. So is the mortgage interest deduction, the $500k primary home income tax exemption, the pass through income deduction, and so forth. Those handouts primarily benefit the wealthiest. Why is student loan cancellation worse?
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Cancellation is a handout. The extent to which it’s just numbers on a page is only the extent to which all money is just numbers on a page. Forgoing repayment is a cost to the government (and to taxpayers) just like writing a check. For you, because you’re special?
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World’s richest man enforcing artificial scarcity on a product with ~zero marginal cost
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“literally nothing to do in San Francisco” bro WHAT
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we’re all thinking this right?
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Look man I don’t really have hobbies either because my identity is wrapped up in my work but I don’t try to lay the blame on the city I live in, I just own it
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Joe Biden will be remembered as many things but he’s unassailably history’s greatest oil trader
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@nycsouthpaw "Obama was reparations" is a take for the ages
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I love how these always imply if they weren’t a mother or father they’d be fine with the charges? Bro I’m disgusted and I’m a single 32 year old male and it’s just because I’m a human, not sure what else you need
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Kyle Griffin
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Liz Cheney to CBS on Matt Gaetz: "As the mother of daughters, the charges certainly are sickening."
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me, a normal person, coffee.... is good VC brain, after years of experimentation I have optimized my morning caffeine infusion with the use of artisanal brewing methods available only to select few beta testers
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I am in literal awe of “wind power made the slave trade possible”
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Posit: legalizing Sci-hub would do more for scientific productivity and research output than an additional $5B in R&D funding
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@MattZeitlin They’re still working on producing comedians
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@hassankhan
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3 years
We’re not at full employment until gig economy startups can’t find workers
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Eliot Brown
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At least 6 companies are competing to hand deliver $6 ben and jerry's pints and toothpaste in 20 mins in NYC, some without any delivery fee or minimum order btw they're burning gobs of cash every order
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This is a prime example of why I say “the future is a policy choice” (which I borrowed from @conorsen ) Years of acrimonious debate and hand wringing over USPS as a going concern and… we just fixed it?
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(((Jacob Bogage)))
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BREAKING: The House passes a major financial overhaul of the USPS, relieving it of $57 billion in liabilities, plus another $50 billion cost savings over the next decade.
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In 2016 Lyft’s CEO published a long blog post saying 1) by 2021 the majority of Lyft’s rides will be done by an autonomous driver and 2) by 2025 private car ownership would end in major U.S. cities
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A 2-hour (one way!) commute for 54 years for minimum wage + tips and no benefits is a perfectly hellish encapsulation of labor in America
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3 years
12 weeks of training for a six figure salary. Coding boot camps wish they had this ROI.
@greg_ip
Greg Ip
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Walmart is raising starting salaries for its truck drivers to between $95,000 and $110,000 from $87,000 and will offer workers in other roles a 12-week course to become certified drivers and join the company’s fleet. via @WSJ @SarahNassauer
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cops be like
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Craig McCarthy
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NEW: NYC's largest police union plans to sue if COVID vaccine is mandated for NYPD. "If the City attempts to impose a vaccine mandate on PBA members, we will take legal action to defend our members' right to make such personal medical decisions."
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3 years
The GOP’s recount of Maricopa County’s 2.1 million votes has Biden’s lead GROWING by 360 votes (Biden +99, Trump -261) over the official tally
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(The most politically damning act by Cruz in this episode will be abandoning the dog)
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As journalists plumb further into supply chain bottlenecks, we’re beginning to see a consistent theme: the weakest link in the supply chain is often an inexpensive part. These nodes have been hyper-optimized and have insufficient slack to meet current demand with long ramp-times.
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let’s make sure the Kurds and those kids in internment camps at the border hear this zinger
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Martha Raddatz
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Secretary Mattis lets loose “I earned my spurs on the battlefield; Donald Trump earned his spurs from the doctor”.
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It’s a real shame that the consensus amongst environmental groups has become: - no nuclear - don’t build housing (or anything tbh) - import Chinese EVs Really makes you wonder
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Automotive and environmental groups are at odds over how far Canada should go in imposing new tariffs on Chinese-made electric vehicles, as the Trudeau government weighs levies to protect the domestic industry
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My answer: absolutely yes
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2 years
The left is not “turning on PPP.” The point people are making is that right-wing outrage toward government programs is deeply hypocritical.
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Megan McArdle
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The left suddenly turning on an emergency program that was designed to maintain employment while enabling non-essential workers to stay home and avoid spreading disease is one of the least expected, and most disappointing, developments of the last few years.
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oh COME ON
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LinkedIn is WILD
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I don’t particularly care about NS but I will say the “couldn’t hack it in physics to economist” pipeline is IMO why modern Econ is so out of touch A bunch of folks who want to reduce society to a closed form equation because of physics envy
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I did a literal spit take
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The Chinese are going to forcibly deindustrialize you please be serious
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The German Left Party calls for kebabs to be subsidised. It reportedly proposed that state funds be used to cap the price of this de facto national dish at €4.90 and €2.50 for young people.
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“For the first time in 99 years”
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I’ll say it again: the country most openly turning its back on globalization is China. Academics and commentators who say it’s the West simply haven’t been paying attention.
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@edsbs Somewhere in the stands at the Eras Tour is a woman who is convinced she can fix Zach Wilson. Robert Salah must find her to save his job.
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do I think the global supply chain backup will be solved by This One Trick? No. The question is why aren’t those directly in charge trying everything? my view: because lots of ideas require someone ELSE to say OK so you get stuck. Anyone who’s worked in a big org understands
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here’s why we need a climate change focused federal infrastructure bill
@PDXStreetcar
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In case you're wondering why we're canceling service for the day, here's what the heat is doing to our power cables.
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Kathy,,,,, same
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Under appreciated in the WFH vs in-office debate is how isolating WFH can be. I may want or need a flexible arrangement but turns out not interacting with anyone outside my immediate family in person is corrosive to my wellbeing
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this is better returns than almost every VC fund, state capacity is the new unicorn
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A pet theory of mine (of which this example is emblematic) is that many of America’s problems are due to institutional mismatch. We’ve got the wrong people in charge because we distributed authority while optimizing for a different set of challenges than the ones we face today.
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The US government built the flood protection system and it worked. Private (monopoly!) utilities couldn’t keep the lights on.
@NYTNational
NYT National News
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After Hurricane Katrina put New Orleans underwater, the United States built one of the largest flood-protection systems in the world, at a cost of $14.5 billion. Now Hurricane Ida will show how well it works.
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employers are so bad at hiring (now a series)
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When we ask “where did American state capacity go? Why are our institutions failing?” We need to more seriously examine the role of sabotage. Here’s a Republican candidate for Congress in NJ openly lying about the FDA’s approval of Thalidomide. What purpose does that serve?
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Thalidomide was not approved by the FDA. Dr Frances Kelsey, an FDA reviewer and a hero, refused to authorize or approve it for the US market, saving Americans from the ravages suffered by much of the rest of the world. You should be ashamed, Billy.
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failed state vibes imo
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Uncritically sharing hysteria posts about mass fentanyl overdoses to calling a 10 year old rape victim a liar pipeline
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The person who invented the technology that created the vaccine that ended a pandemic couldn’t get a job in academia. Meanwhile HBS employs professors who just made up data and lied about it. 🤔
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Benjamin H. Bradlow
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No university would give Kariko a tenure track job, thereby ensuring (among other precarity-inducing effects) that she would always struggle to get grants. And she still won the Nobel.
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I can’t prove it but in my bones I know this man is solely responsible for Anchor shutting down
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furniture only comes in dirt cheap, mad expensive, or used huh
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Can you imagine the impact to global wellbeing if this man’s efforts had succeeded?
@paulnovosad
Paul Novosad
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I knew scientists were territorial but this is next level. Remember Katalin Karikó, the unsung hero of mRNA vaccines? Her advisor Robert Suhadolnik tried to have her deported when she accepted a competing offer in another lab.
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“The Essential Worker” was right there. Doctors, nurses, delivery drivers, food service, grocery stores, meat packing, farm laborers, janitors, etc. all worked throughout the pandemic. 2020 was about leadership and systems failing and ordinary people picking up the slack.
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are TIME's 2020 Person of the Year #TIMEPOY
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sowing, reaping, etc
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Twitter believes Trump intended for his supporters to believe the inauguration was a “safe” target because he won’t be there and thus banned his account
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was just informed by my father that he read this tweet but declined to like it so our relationship is now ruined
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Need to see timesheets from every VC defending the 80 hour work week
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We should put to bed the notion that expanding voting access is for partisan advantage. There are millions of voters of all political stripes being disenfranchised by an onerous and capricious set of laws.
@sahilkapur
Sahil Kapur
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TEXAS (97% in): Joe Biden has more votes in 2020 than Donald Trump got there in 2016. Biden grew Clinton's TX vote from 3.88M to 5.22M (!). But Trump grew his TX vote from 4.69M to 5.87M.
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Hard not to be annoyed at how policymakers wasted the post-GFC decade. We needed CHIPS & IRA in 2010. The ZIRP era being defined by the gig economy and optimizing ad click through and not factory building is loathsome. Better late than never, of course.
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California giving off some real “shadow stats” vibes as it bungles the rollout
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50,000 people have died and the President is being “sarcastic” about potential treatments. The depths of his and his supporters’ nihilism is beyond anything I could imagine.
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@tomgara Personally I’m so owned I’m going to sit in my house and avoid socializing for at least 2-4 weeks
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Has the jeopardy host fiasco gotten more airtime than the war in Afghanistan did from 2012-2020? I’d venture yes
@Roots_Action
RootsAction
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Civilians killed in Afghanistan War per year for duration of war side by side with annual broadcast network coverage of Afghanistan 🤔🤔🤔 Violence against Afghans has never driven media coverage, esp. when US is responsible. The recent spike in mainstream coverage is an outlier
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“The companies we invested your money in are guilty of theft on the order of tens of billions of dollars”
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A remarkable admission from @a16z .
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@fed_speak For $30k a year I could just try harder at work
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GM’s $7B EV plant = 4,000 jobs Intel’s $20B fab in Ohio = 3,000 jobs The future of advanced manufacturing in the US is *not* labor intensive but very capital intensive
@W7VOA
Steve Herman
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Today’s announcement by @GM – to make its largest investment ever, $7 billion to create 4,000 new jobs at EV manufacturing sites in #Michigan – "is the latest sign that my economic strategy is helping power an historic American manufacturing comeback," says @POTUS in a statement.
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@jdcmedlock I saw Joe Biden himself changing the price sign outside my local Chevron. He turned and caught my eye and gave me a wink and a snicker as he increased the price by $.10/gallon!
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@TaupeAvenger In the last 4 years I sent out ~100 job apps at various times while looking for work. I got exactly 5 responses. I don’t think my resume is the problem.
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A college football podcast ( @ShutdownFullcas ) raised over a half million dollars for refugee resettlement in Georgia ( @newampaths ). Americans are ready to welcome refugees with open arms, our leaders don’t have the courage to do what’s right. That’s all there is to say.
@JakeSullivan46
Jake Sullivan
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America needs to rebuild our refugee resettlement program. We will use all 15,000 slots under the new Determination and work with Congress on increasing admissions and building back to the numbers to which we’ve committed.
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get this dude a podcast and get him out of a retail job
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Jasmyn
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This defining moment of the difference between the juice and the sauce changed my life.
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I’m absolutely floored by these trump approval numbers. I’m not living in the same universe as my fellow countrymen.
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The Panama Canal is running at reduced capacity because it lacks the freshwater to fill its locks due to a severe drought. The result is over 200 ships in queue.
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Some of these “top donors supporting the recall” stand out
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what do we think the spiciest food Mike Pence has ever eaten is
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@notdred Bernie has the force and hasn’t talked about it until now?? Huge gaffe imo
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easily the most cursed caption I’ve ever read
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This man’s venture fund invested in Crypto Kitties and he’s cosplaying as a civilization builder
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@nycsouthpaw I wouldn’t let my 22 year old analysts embarrass me like this let alone the god damn president
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could we not give cops a few extra masks to hand out? Why is this country so dumb
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We overly concentrated on deaths as the metric of consequence. Every Covid case is a failure. We don’t know how long people will suffer the consequences. It’s an unconscionable failure that we’ve let millions of Americans get this disease.
@Heinonmatti
matti heino
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680 000 Swedes are currently ill. Of those, 260 000 have been ill for longer than 10 weeks 😬 ()
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if you decide to be the umpteenth person to @ me to fix the grammar error I’ll block you and subscribe you to a bunch of Tru*p mailing lists
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@tomgara We need to apply British journalism laws to this outlet and jail every single one of the writers and editors who touched the piece
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mom just interviewed for a position where her new wage would be 35% more than she was making at the start of the pandemic
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Finally watched Top Gun Maverick last night and it’s actually a story about American stagnation. Our institutions have failed to produce top tier talent in 30 years and we’ve simultaneously lost the technological edge.
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absolutely do not pin “boomers refusing to build housing consummate with demand for several decades” on millennials
@BusinessInsider
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Millennial homeownership is causing the US to run out of houses
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Another way to ask: who’s getting fired because the port isn’t moving enough goods? Right now everyone gets to point a finger at someone else and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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free website
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It’s now nearly two weeks later and we’ve done fewer than 60k
@AP_FDAwriter
Matthew Perrone
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Trump officials double down on commitment to deliver a million coronavirus tests by the end of the week. Story with @MikeStobbe :
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A favorite family memory: when we ran into @SHAQ outside a hotel in Frankfurt, Germany and my mom ran up to him and asked “are you Shaq O’Neal?”
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The US in a nutshell: we made launching rockets 1000x cheaper and insulin an order of magnitude more expensive
@ramez
Ramez Naam
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The ongoing reductions in space launch cost are just insane. SpaceX's Starship, at high launch cadence, could bring launch costs down by a factor of nearly 1,000 vs the 2000s. Great analysis by @lizvstein
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this man got a lifetime of mosque going experience in 5 minutes
@Freeyourmindkid
🍉 Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🍉
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I'm not Muslim so I guess I can't really share mundane things about Mosques, but I remmeber when I went to the local mosque because it was a pokemon go stop and an elderly Pakistani man lectured me about not being married at 29 and told me to grow my beard out.
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Increasingly believe that Class 1 e-bikes with pedal assist (max 20mph) are the right option for vast majority of urban dwellers
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4 years
Seeing lots of “burritos should cost $20” tweets from leftists defending min. wage hikes and idk how people think labor is that big of an input
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If I were in my 20s I’d hope my circle spent more time discussing climate change than jpegs, personally
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Zoomers are wild
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