school bullies: he's poor, his family can only afford a ragdoll engine
me: thats not true!!!
*im trying to hold back tears and run away and i trip and tumble unrealistically down the stairs*
Tucker Carlson spent his whole Sunday with Rob Schneider, and even treated him to lunch at the Old Country Buffet, because he consistently gets our greatest thinkers.
10-year-olds have been working at McDonald’s as late as 2 a.m.
The Department of Labor found over 300 minors at multiple McDonald's franchises working in violation of the law.
These kids worked long hours, even on school days, and the 10-year-olds received no compensation.
just a heads up chief ive been smoking weed by the ocean all morning so im feeling pretty mellow i might just vibe with the suspect during the interrogation
fortune teller: your corpse will be discovered in the gardens by the Italian Ambassador and his mistress after they slip away from the main party
me: classy
HR Rep: how have things been going
me: the other day i typed my work password into my home computer thats how badly you have destroyed my mind, i want 800,000 dollars
the two basic categories of kitchen nightmares owner are "I inherited this restaurant from my parents and over the years I have lost my passion for food and for life" and "I watched good burger on tv so i took out a 500,000 loan to open a restaurant despite having no experience"
soothing female smart car ai voice: it appears that you have listened to drunken sailor 26 consecutive times on your phone, I cannot allow you to start this vehicle
hats one thing i liked about that she hulk series is how she beat her husband its really makes you understand the evil women would be doing if they were physically stronger
I noticed someone with a smashed up fender and i take a little notebook out of my breast pocket and write down the license plate number and next to it "reckless" and i underline it three times
Not crazy about the idea of Mulitple twisters it should have just been called Twister 2 and been about the characters from the first movie taking revenge on the same twister
she was a big city lawyer, he was a small town teacher
he let cities burn down, she helped bail out arsonists
he couldn't let love in, she only knew how to love
coming this fall on the hallmark channel: running mates
Harris/Walz--the most dangerous P/VP ticket ever.
He let cities in his state burn down.
She helped bail out the arsonists.
She supports free health care to illegal immigrants.
He signed laws giving state services to them.
Both provide magnets for more illegal immigration.
Rick: Hey, sorry bud I accidentally drank your monster out of the work fridge i had one in there too, ill get you another one
me: you are going to be the only name in my suicide note