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2 years

I love this game

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Cancel all other kit reviews, it’s not getting better than Norwich’s home kit.

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Incredible. #CPFC

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@AVFCOfficial Oh look another round badge

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2 years

Will be fascinating to watch Liverpool fans who have spent the last 10 years attacking Man City and Newcastle's ownership react to any potential controversial new owners.

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2 years

Crystal Palace 🤝 Botafogo Against corrupt referees 🚫 #TimeToSetFire

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2 years

Fairytale stuff from Eddie Howe 👏 Just like the £250m he needed for the Bournemouth miracle.

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2 years

#nufc spending edges close to £200million in 2022. And they may not be finished there with dialogue ongoing for other targets. Eddie Howe was absolutely delighted as he left Prenton Park last night.

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8 years

West Ham owner David Gold cementing his place as the weirdest bloke ever with this entirely unnecessary lie. #WHUFC

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2 years

West Ham have lived the dream in the past few years, man.

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2 years

If you ever get stranded on a desert island, just say a criticism of Newcastle United out loud and you'll have 100 people at your side within five minutes.

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7 years

I can't believe Peppa Pig predicted Benteke's goal against Chelsea. 😂 #CPFC #CFC

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2 years

I have seen a staggering amount of pro-‘Stop the Boats’ likes from Palace fans. Immigration is the very fabric of south London. Our community has benefitted from it. Our football club has benefitted from it. Use your brains. Apologies for the political tweet but also 🖕 #CPFC

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Clyne - Born in Lambeth Guehi - Grew up in Lewisham Chalobah - Grew up in Lambeth Eze - Born in Greenwich Nketiah - Born in Lewisham What are we cooking 🥵 #CPFC

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7 years

Wilfried Zaha, making players and fans look stupid since 2010. #CPFC #WHUFC

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7 years

To be fair to West Ham fans, this is pretty good 😂 #WHUFC

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7 years

Deadline Day has peaked. It can't get any better than this. 😂😂😂😂 #CPFC

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5 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Bournemouth fans: “You’re gunna cry in a minute” to Wilf. Literally 30 seconds later: Zaha runs from the half-way line, rinsing two players before laying it on a plate for Townsend. Mugs. #CPFC #AFCB

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6 years

Andros Townsend: "I have got three years left on my contract. The club want me here, the fans want me here, I want to be here.” Lad. #CPFC

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5 years

@westhamtransfer @pvanaanholt Folded like a deck chair

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2 years

Doucoure looks like he's played Premier League football for 10 years. Absolute Rolls-Royce. #CPFC

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2 years

Crystal Palace want to pay a fee for Malcolm Ebiowei up front rather than force Derby County to wait for a tribunal. [ @reluctantnicko ] 🗞 Proud of our club 👏 #CPFC

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7 years

West Aaaaaam

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2 years

An agreement with Sainsbury’s has been reached to acquire the plot of land needed for the redevelopment of Selhurst Park. [ @MattWoosie ] 🗞️ #CPFC

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7 years

When Manuel Pellegrini and Mauricio Pellegrino arrive at the same time in Soho for Crystal Palace talks. #CPFC

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2 years

We’ve only lost to 1st, 2nd and 4th this season. To have 13 from the other seven (which includes Newcastle and Liverpool away) is impressive. About time people, including some of our own fans, put some respect on this team. #CPFC

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2 years

Everton fans invaded the pitch to celebrate survival for an even worse season the following year

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2 years

Sadio Mane's record vs. Crystal Palace: Games: 14 Goals: 13 Wins: 13 Assists: 3 He also scored in his last nine consecutive games... He can't hurt us anymore 🥺 #CPFC

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7 years

Some good news from Klopp’s Liverpool press conference is Coutinho misses our game with a strained transfer request. #CPFC #LFC

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1 year

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1 year

Goal. Mateta scores. #CRYLEI

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1 year

Signing a player with heaps of Premier League experience on a free in a position we desperately need who Bournemouth signed for £30m. #CPFC

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1 year

Michael Olise becomes the first Palace player to register 10 assists in a Premier League campaign. 21 years old. #CPFC

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I was waiting for Michael Olise’s first lederhosen shoot and it didn’t disappoint 😂 #CPFC

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7 years

Robertson is incredible, by the way.

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5 years

The Julian Speroni Stand. #CPFC

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1 year

Another cold Roy quote on Palace TV: “In the second half we saw some extremely good performances and we established such control that at the end, really, the game was almost an exhibition game” #CPFC

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7 years

Zaha post match interview: "Me and Andros ain't strikers so we were just running all over the gaff" #CPFC

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7 years

Andre Gray seems a nice bloke.

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6 years

James Tomkins returns and we get a clean sheet and a win. Imagine my shock. #CPFC

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Lacroix, Chalobah, Lerma, Franca and Nketiah yet to come. #CPFC

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8 years

Sagna fined £40,000 for an Instagram post. Firmino fined £20,000 for drink driving. Disgusting.

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2 years

People defending televised 3pm games have no clue what they are getting themselves in for. It's bad news.

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6 years

Dear, @LFC You are welcome. #CPFC

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6 years

“I spoke to Wilf yesterday and he certainly gave no indication that he wanted to leave, in fact, he was telling me how good the new signings were and how they’d help us.” - Roy Hodgson #CPFC

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7 years

OH WE GUNNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC MAMADOU COZ NOW WE HAVE BID HIGHER #CPFC

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2 years

Hi Frank, I literally made this graphic whilst being admin for @CPFC . You’ve even cut off the watermark. This is very peculiar behaviour. #CPFC

Frank Khalid OBE

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2 years

Conor Gallagher talking about the fans.

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2 years

@culturaltutor I like to think that we are one of the few success stories.

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6 years

The desperation from @denniswise , Keys and Gray to defend Mike Ashley and attack Rafa Benitez is getting a bit weird. Wise has now resorted to blocking anyone who simply challenges his views. Rafa is probably the only thing keeping that club afloat, on and off the field. #NUFC

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7 years

#CPFC , #NUFC and #WHUFC slammed for their bad starts but not a word about Bournemouth, who had a far easier start and spent all that money?

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6 years

We’ve got a superstar, boys and girls. #CPFC

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6 years

Benteke’s penalty and what happened after was a great moment. Proper fans, proper club. #CPFC

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1 year

King if he goes. King if he stays. #CPFC

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2 years

I’ve been reluctant to admit it in recent weeks and months but I’ve totally lost my interest in football and Palace. It genuinely hurts to say that as it used to be such a big part of my life but we are just not capturing the imagination. #CPFC

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7 years

The best goal we've ever scored against each of this season's Premier League teams! 💥 #CPFC

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1 year

Can we please stop pretending that Doucoure was never anything but class - even under Vieira. He's carried an entire midfield on his back all season. People who claim to not rate him are clueless. #CPFC

Chris Waters

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1 year

Doucoure has turned into a Rolls Royce of a midfielder since Roy’s arrival. Imperious today #cpfc

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2 years

If you are genuinely concerned by the league table having played Arsenal, City, Liverpool and Chelsea in our first seven then I don't think supporting Palace is for you. The manner in which we dropped some points is upsetting but the league position itself is not alarming #CPFC

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7 years

Hodgson boring? He had us playing like Brazil last night! 👀🇧🇷 #CPFC

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1 year

On this day 13 years ago, Crystal Palace Football Club effectively could have died. Without the heroes of 2010, we would never have had 11 consecutive years of Premier League football. There will never be a Palace game like this again. #CPFC

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If you’ve been around long enough to have seen Franck Songo'o, Mark Kennedy and Paul Ifill play in the same team, you bloody deserve this. 😍 #CPFC

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2 years

The last fullback we signed was PVA in 2017, 6 years ago. We sold AWB for £50m in 2019, 4 years ago. Ward, Tomkins, Luka and Schlupp playing in 2023. Academy keeper in goal (not blaming him). The owners have A LOT to answer for. #CPFC

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1 year

bang #CPFC

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2 years

@WestHam_Central Release him so he can no longer harm us

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2 years

Michael Olise no longer has a £35m release clause in his contract. [ @MattWoosie ] 🗞 #CPFC

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2 years

The reaction from the RC Lens fans on their official departure tweet is actually mad. The love they have for Cheick Doucouré is overwhelming. Incredibly exciting 🤩 #CPFC | #FierDEtreLensois

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7 years

Tonight’s another reason to laugh at the people who laughed at us and West Ham for appointing ‘old dinosaurs’. Those dinosaurs are keeping us both up! 👋 #CPFC #WHUFC

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5 years

Thoughts on today: - Our kit is fucking sexy - Michy next season please, even if a loan - Wilfried Zaha is too good for you (us) - Max Meyer is class, particularly for home games - Jason Puncheon and Julian Speroni, I love you #CPFC

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Let's be honest, the Marc Guehi deal was off the second they let it get to Tuesday's cup game without a deal. He'll go to a bigger club than Newcastle next summer for £20m less but at least we keep a £70m player and captain on board for another whole season. #CPFC #NUFC

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2 years

Just remember, the Premier League say there are no links between Newcastle United and Saudi Arabia

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2 years

🇸🇦 #NUFC will travel to Saudi Arabia for a warm-weather training camp this winter. The Magpies will visit Riyadh from 4-10 December, and will face Saudi Pro League champions Al-Hilal in a friendly on 8 December.

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6 years

Good Social Media Managers do not forget. 👏

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5 years

"We didn't deal very well with Zaha at all. We've maybe not had a better individual opponent this season.” - Eddie Howe That’s pleasing to hear after all his previous accusations. #CPFC #AFCB

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7 years

Our boy is a Premier League Champion. Delighted for him! 👏 #CPFC

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6 years

#CPFC #BHAFC

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@OfficialBHAFC @FatboySlim

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2 years

Richards, Hughes and Clyne 📈📈📈 #CPFC

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2 years

He’s the man to take up forward. Just needs a few bodies through the door. #CPFC

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5 years

Max Meyer appreciation tweet. True, he’s not been consistently brilliant, but he got better by the week and seemed particularly accustomed to the physicality yesterday. He could be a huge asset next season after an always-tough first campaign in England. #CPFC

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Adam Wharton is our most important player so I simply don't care that he's not been called up to a bunch of friendlies. #CPFC

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1 year

If you think that I am embarrassed for being proven wrong whilst Hodgson bops teams off the park then you’d be wrong. All I care about is Palace doing well. Viva La Royball. #CPFC

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6 years

“In Patrick van Aanholt, in my opinion, we have one of the best left backs in the league.” - Roy Hodgson #CPFC

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2 years

💪 COME ON! #CPFC

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1 year

On this day in 2010: Crystal Palace were saved from liquidation. If the takeover failed to go through, we’d likely have been loitering in League One or Two as AFC Crystal Palace today. #CPFC

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“We're lucky to have him at #CPFC and hopefully we can keep him for a little bit longer. The players, the manager, the staff, the fans all love Wilf and all want him to stay. He's without doubt, the most naturally talented player I've ever played with.” - Andros Townsend

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PL form during Manchester City’s 14-game winning run to win the title: 1) City - 42 points 2) Liverpool - 36 points 3) Crystal Palace - 26 points 4) Chelsea - 25 points 5) Arsenal - 23 points 10) United - 21 points 12) Spurs - 17 points #SecondHalfOfTheSeasonFC #CPFC

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7 years

I bloody love football. #CPFC

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6 years

Crystal Palace are interested in re-signing Victor Moses from Chelsea. [Calciomercato] #CPFC

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1 year

Coming 🔜 #CPFC

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1 year

Best scenes we’ve seen at Selhurst for years and years. Haven’t seen the ground so full and loud for so long after the game since the 3-3 vs. Liverpool probably. Great performance and nice to see Ebs hitting a good level again. Feel free to say told you so etc. etc. #CPFC

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2 years

Yeah, they’re fucking good now

Caño Football

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2 years

Brighton’s double-pivot connection dismantles teams every 3 days:

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6 years

Complete West Ham meltdown on my timeline. You’re playing Liverpool at Anfield, lads...

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Blows my mind that there will be active users on here who weren't even born when Victor Moses first broke through. Outrageous talent who was capable of anything. No real surprise he went on to become our most successful ever academy graduate. #CPFC

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Goodnight. #CPFC

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2 years

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 We have teamed up with @SignedMoments to give away a SIGNED Ebere Eze home Palace 2022/23 shirt! To enter, simply retweet this tweet and follow both @SignedMoments & @CPFCHQ 🔥 Winner announced in two weeks 🎁 Best of luck 🤞 #CPFC

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2 years

15 managers have been sacked since Crystal Palace appointed Patrick Vieira. #CPFC

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5 years

Sign him. Loan him. Steal him. Just make sure he’s playing for us next season. #CPFC

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6 years

I feel like Kouyate is going a bit under the radar this season. He’s one of the best players every single time he plays for us. He’s a fantastic asset. #CPFC

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1 year

First half btw #CPFC

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6 years

Today’s an easy one to predict... Palace: Two wins, two clean sheets in the last two home games. Won two on the bounce after beating one of the best teams in the world. Cardiff: Bottom of the PL away table with one point. Crystal Palace 1-2 Cardiff #CPFC

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5 years

James Maddison is the Aaron Ramsey replacement Arsenal need but won’t sign.

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6 years

For those missing the joke made by @CPFC ... It’s about their Deadline Day media campaign for the new signings. Welcome to the Premier League, @FulhamFC , where it’s not just the players that are more competitive! 😂 #CPFC #FFC

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Crystal Palace have opened talks with James McArthur to extend his contract, which is set to expire at the end of the season. [Mirror] #CPFC

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