Chris Waters @Clapham_Grand Twitter profile

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Chris Waters

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7 months

To put Olise on in a game we have already lost is one of the worst managerial decisions I have ever seen. And we paid the inevitable price #cpfc

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2 years

Chris Richards appreciation tweet. Absolutely magnificent tonight #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Let’s be clear, #cpfc could/should have won 5 or 6-1. Absolute tactical masterclass from Roy and the team. What a win!!!!

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Dreadful, unacceptable performances and results against dreadful teams with a squad that is the best we have ever had in the Premier League. Time for a change #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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9 months

Would love to hear the explanation as to why Klopp wasn’t booked for being in the #cpfc technical area shouting at our staff. Yet Hodgson was of course yellow carded. I think we know

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Chris Waters

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5 years

Riedewald must be first choice LB for the rest of the season. Absolute quality footballer #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

When Joel Ward gets a testimonial, he deserves a full house at Selhurst Park #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

This team and management is in a death spiral. Thanks for everything Roy, but it’s time to go #cpfc

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

4 years

If Ward’s is a handball, then this is too. Farce #CPFC

Andy McCormack

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4 years

That's handball all day long....

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Chris Waters

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11 months

Slag the performance off all you want but with the sheer number of injuries #cpfc have that is a remarkable point

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

4 years

Zaha led by example today. A true captain’s performance #CPFC

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Chris Waters

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5 months

Will Hughes appreciation tweet. Absolutely immense tonight. MOM #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Shout out to Andros Townsend who responded in the perfect way to being dropped. Superb tonight #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Offer a contract extension to Clyne now; he has improved ever game #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

We just absolutely smashed the league leaders! The most complete #cpfc performance I’ve seen in a long time

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

2 years

Absolutely gutted. Change in formation and negative substitutions threw the game away completely. #cpfc

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

3 years

I hope #cpfc offer Andros a new deal. Incredible work ethic on and off the ball, he links up perfectly with Benteke, and is a fabulous person as well

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

3 years

Punishments should be dished out, irrespective of whether teams have pulled out of the ESL. Commit the crime, get the points deduction

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

5 years

Guaita and Cahill were free transfers. Brilliant pieces of business #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

It’s impossible to feel sympathy for a club who always treat #cpfc fans with contempt whenever they visit Vicarage Road. Bye bye 👋

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

4 years

Pathetic performance. Far, far worse than Liverpool. Can’t see Roy surviving this surely #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 years

Shout out to Reidewald for an absolutely brilliant block to deny Snodgrass a certain goal just before #cpfc got the winner

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

4 months

The truth is, we weren’t even at our very best tonight. The potential of this team is frightening #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

I know a lot of attention will focus on the forwards, but Guehi and Andersen had Kane in their pocket all games. Two world class centre backs signed for less than £40m. Incredible business #cpfc

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

7 years

Feels like the media is desperate to get Zaha banned. Groundless sniping, week after week, to build up the pressure. Baseless and cowardly agenda #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

So frustrating. Stole a point really. To be set up so negatively AFTER we take the lead inevitably leads to an equaliser. It’s terrible to watch and smacks of a lack of ambition and ideas #CPFC

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Chris Waters

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1 year

I know Eze will get the plaudits for his goals but I thought Ayew was absolutely magnificent today. Special mention also to Mitchell who was superb #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Exiting the FA Cup without even one shot on target in the competition is pathetic #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 months

Heroes. Every single one of them. Glorious, wonderful win #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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1 year

Terrible decision by Olise. Poorly advised. Won’t accelerate his career. #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

First top flight opening day win in 49 years for #CPFC . Big win!!

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Who lost their 💩 when Andros missed??!! 😂 #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 months

If Eze doesn’t go to the Euros, Southgate should never be allowed in Selhurst Park again #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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9 months

8 (eight) yellow cards for #cpfc today. Liverpools two of course came in added time when they had already won. Atrocious referee

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Thought Clyne in particular was excellent today. Up and down the pitch, great attacking option and solid defending. Getting back to his best #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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1 year

I would like to publicly praise his agent at this point 😂 #cpfc

Chris Waters

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1 year

Terrible decision by Olise. Poorly advised. Won’t accelerate his career. #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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1 year

Give Eze and Olise the ball and they can destroy Leeds in second half #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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2 years

Mitchell just sealed his England call up with that performance. Sensational #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

The most damning thing of all is that #cpfc are so boring to watch. Unforgivable #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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6 months

Sick and tired of #cpfc being used as a club to debut Premier League referees. Out of his depth

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

4 years

Such a Palace result. Lose to a team that hasn’t won this season. The inconsistency is infuriating #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 months

#cpfc past two results makes you wonder how far up the table Palace could have finished with a fit Olise and Eze for the whole campaign

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Riedewald MOM for me. Especially for his first half performance: strong, cultured midfielder with a great pass on him #CPFC

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Chris Waters

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6 years

I can’t emphasise enough how absolutely magnificent the #cpfc support was today. Before and during the match, in the concourse at HT, absolutely brilliant. Really hope it came across on TV

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

9 months

Mateta’s transformation into a classy No.9 is wondrous to behold. Happy New Year everyone! #cpfc

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

5 years

Ayew for £2.5m is the absolute bargain striker transfer of the century. Goal machine #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 months

Hold this team together, add a couple of canny signings (and learn how to score from corners!) and the sky is the limit for this squad. Europe beckons #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

First time #cpfc have come from behind in 3 years to win a Premier League match

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

4 years

McArthur’s workrate could power the National Grid #cpfc

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

5 months

Just imagine how we felt in the Cup Final, Mark

Mail Sport

@MailSport

5 months

🚨 MARK CLATTENBURG EXCLUSIVE 🚨 ✍ 'One of these errors would have been bad enough. Three was a joke, and that is why Nottingham Forest were left feeling victimised after another defeat in which zero big decisions went their way' Read more 👇

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

6 years

So #cpfc have signed one of the hottest midfield prospects in Germany and one of Spain’s best keepers, both FOR FREE. Looks like a pretty decent transfer policy to me

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Chris Waters

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7 years

Mourinho, "This stadium and these fans here are absolutely beautiful." #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Shambolic. Jairo the only #cpfc highlight and, of course, he is the first to be subbed

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Chris Waters

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5 years

Kouyate is an immense centre-back #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Wan-Bissaka has gone backwards since he joined Man Utd. Sad to see #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

Job done, but another joyless watch #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

VAR is not fit for purpose. If it takes over 3 mins to make a decision then it isn’t clear and obvious #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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9 days

Cheick Doucoure appreciation tweet. Took control of midfield when he came on. Magnificent today #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 months

Fair play to MOTD for concentrating their review on how good #cpfc were, refreshing to see

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Chris Waters

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2 years

Serious questions need to be asked of PV and his team. 6 weeks prep for that first half dross? Picking Tomkins ahead of Richards? Not subbing Tomkins at HT when he was a red card waiting to happen? Shocking #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

That performance and in-game management was the perfect reminder as to why change is needed #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 years

McCarthy’ tackle and pass to set up Zaha for the equaliser was simply magnificent #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

The public retraction of the Moyes story at the end of the programme topped it all #CPFC 😂😂😂

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Chris Waters

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4 years

And that’s why Eze should START. What a goal #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

The fact we could bring on Eze and 🦇 as subs is such a positive boost for the squad #CPFC

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Chris Waters

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4 years

What a finish! Inject it in my VEINS #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

Ayew absolutely magnificent today #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

I suspect history / hindsight will elevate Hodgson’s time at #cpfc to a higher level than it is perhaps currently viewed

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Amazing what a change in formation can achieve 😀 #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 years

He’s a disgrace pulling that stunt 24 hours before window shuts #cpfc

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

5 years

BREAKING: Wilfried Zaha has handed in a transfer request at Crystal Palace

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Chris Waters

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4 years

4 shots in 2 games. 4 points. Thanks very much Brighton. Always in our shadow #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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2 years

Eze should be in the next England squad. Absolutely sublime performance #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 years

No doubt AWBs first England cap will be immediate now he’s left #cpfc 🙄

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Chris Waters

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10 months

The slagging off of Franca’s performance last night blows my mind. His first touch was incredible; he moved the ball well, and looked composed. He is playing with kids, not the first team. These games are about getting up to fitness. Writing him off already is embarrassing #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 years

Dreadful from start to finish. No guile, no invention, no pace, no clue. Pathetic performance #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

What hurts is the players not appearing to give a shit #cpfc . Massive overhaul needed or next season is going to be a disaster

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Chris Waters

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9 months

The second yellow for Ayew was a scandalous decision and cost us the game. What can you do when reds are intent on letting the supposed big clubs win? #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Highlight was Benteke wiping two Spurs players out, leaving them on the floor while he stands imperiously over them telling them to get back up 😂 #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 years

14 games in, just 2 points off 5th, having played all the teams above us. That’s a very decent position to be in #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

The killer is the total lack of response to last week; in terms of tactics, ingame management, and player performances. Feels like the end of the road for Roy #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

7th time in 31 matches this season that we have lost by a margin of three goals or more. Not good enough #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

#cpfc have been after Olise for ages. It’s no confidence that 2 days after PV joins, Olise agrees to sign. Lots more exciting signings like this to come I think

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Eze proved he is a Premier league player today. Great performance. We lost our way when he was subbed CPFC

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Chris Waters

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4 years

We should have lost by 7 goals. To a team who have played TWICE since our last game. Indefensible #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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5 years

3 wins in 18 games. It’s not good enough #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Dann is the ultimate professional. Never complained as he went down the pecking order, always ready when called upon #CPFC

Crystal Palace F.C.

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🧱 This partnership today... #CPFC |

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6 years

Came home this morning to discover we had been burgled; they even smashed open my daughter’s moneybox and took her pocket money. She still wanted to come to the game; thanks #cpfc for cheering her up!

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Chris Waters

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4 years

New tactic, just shoot it at players in the penalty box from now on. Absolute joke #CPFC #fuckvar

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Chris Waters

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3 years

PV will be a strong attraction to players who previously might not have been interested in joining #cpfc . This, coupled with his strong contacts in the game could make this summer very exciting transfer-wise

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Chris Waters

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4 years

What a performance #cpfc . The attacking quartet of Zaha, Benteke, Schlupp and Eze caused untold problems. And that save from Guaita at the end 😳👏👏

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Chris Waters

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3 years

Devestated, but tempered by the fact we are now a joy to watch. Positive, forward facing, skilful. Such a refreshing change. Onward #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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1 year

That display showed exactly what we all believed this team was potentially capable of. Arise Sir Roy #cpfc

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Chris Waters

@Clapham_Grand

2 years

At what point, with one win in four months, another game with no shots on target, and no hint of a win on the horizon, does the management start to be questioned? We are in a tailspin #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

Now that we are safe, put two u18s on the bench for every match for the rest of the season, and give them some game time #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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7 years

Sakho just controlled the ball on the floor with his testicles, and set up an attack.Unstopppable #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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4 years

Tonight shows the utter cruelty of having no fans in the stadium. Imagine the limbs in the away end #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

Roy’s relentlessly positive attacking substitutions is the football content we all love to see #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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3 years

Benteke’s goal at The Amex ultimately means #cpfc finish above Brighton. Again

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Chris Waters

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9 months

Start Ozoh against Brighton #cpfc

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Chris Waters

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6 years

And as for Wan-Bissaka, the sky is the limit. He is simply a phenomenal player #cpfc

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