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When life hands you melons, make melonade.

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@CHPopadom
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8 years
RAFA'S BLACK AND WHITE ARMY! #NUFC
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2 months
Fucking hell Sandro, that acca must’ve come in mate
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@geordiejosh
Geordie Josh
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🇮🇹 | #NUFC
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5 years
He’s got a fucking massive cock Rondon
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3 years
Joestilton
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howeyyyyy
3 years
Babe you ok you’ve bearly touched your Newcastle United mature cheddar cheese
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5 years
I’m all for this. If we’re going down, it might as well be funny as fuck
@ChronicleNUFC
The Chronicle
5 years
👀 #NUFC have been offered the chance to re-sign Papiss Cisse in the January transfer window, according to a report. 34 now, but the top scorer in the Turkish Super Lig. Would you take him back? 🤔
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2 years
Gutted I couldn’t get a ticket for Funeral (A) didn’t have enough royalty points
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5 years
Sunderland Flags v Newcastle Flags
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3 years
Up the mags.
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4 years
On This Day in 2018: Areet Wor Kid
@toonarmy_com
ToonArmy
4 years
On This Day in 2018, Matt Ritchie scores THIS goal in our 1-0 victory against Man United. This was also our Dubravka’s first game for the club. What a day this was 🙌⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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2 years
Unbelievable picture that, can only presume Big Dan Burn took it?
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6 years
Joselu comfortably the worst player I’ve ever seen in a Newcastle shirt, makes Rivière look like fucking Batistuta
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3 years
If Newcastle United were playing in my back garden tonight I’d shut the fucking curtains
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3 years
@GFFN
Get French Football News
3 years
Newcastle have made an €8m offer for West Ham defender Issa Diop. (RMC)
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3 years
Tell you what, Beatboxing Spider-Man best be at the match on Sunday #AreetWorKid
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5 years
Palace at home this weekend, little throwback to the last time we played them, and one of their lot got stuck on the shitter with no big roll. #NUFC
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6 years
Liverpool away is just gunna be 3000 mags with box fresh Adidas, honking of Paco Rabanne
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5 years
Cabaye in some old school Predators, lush bastard
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4 years
4 years since Gayle tore Leeds apart. One of the good days... 🤫
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4 years
Videos of Beatboxing Spider-Man breaking me heart man, AREET WOR KID
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4 years
Sadly, football is beyond repair in terms of ‘ethics’ and ‘morality’. Why should Newcastle United fans all of a sudden be the ones to take a stance?
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1 year
Harvey Barnes has got one of them names where you’ve always got to say his full name, nobody has ever just called him “Barnes”
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4 years
He’ll want £100k a week, we’ll be offering £9 an hour.
@SkySports_Keith
Keith Downie
4 years
Newcastle have held talks with free agent Ryan Fraser, however the two parties have yet to come to an agreement over wages #NUFC
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3 years
Why are people moaning about paying £30million for Trippier as if it’s coming out their own wallet?
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2 years
Looking forward to hearing my Granda say Hugo Ekitike
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6 years
Burnley, Everton, Huddersfield. All away from home, 7 points. Without them 50,000 moaning cunts at St James we’re a good team
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3 years
Newcastle 0-1 Norwich Grant Hanley (62)
@premierleague
Premier League
3 years
⚫️⚪️ Newcastle are unbeaten in their last nine home league games against Norwich (W7 D2), a run stretching back to September 1988 @NUFC | #NEWNOR | #PL
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4 years
Year to the day since big Joe sent 3000 of the sweatiest mags you’ve ever seen into pure fucking chaos 🇧🇷
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2 years
Don’t worry if you can’t get them in before the 11pm deadline, you can have an extra hour lads…
@Ivan_Schwakoff
𝗜𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗸𝗼𝗳𝗳
2 years
NEW🚨 #LFC trying for one more ✅
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7 years
FIFA 18? Completed it mate.
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3 years
The year is 2002, sunny St James, Shearer is ‘warming up’ repeatedly smashing them in the top corner...
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4 years
I’LL GIVE IT TO RAFA BENITEZ 2 year ago man!
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3 years
Crowd was absolutely mint yesterday, other than the one cunt racially abusing my mate. Never felt so embarrassed to support Newcastle United.
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2 years
One bus gan to Wembley One gan to fucking Coventry hahahaha
@ajustice00
alfie
2 years
HAHAHAHAHA liften them lot UP THE FUCKING MAGS
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1 month
Creased at Noah Lyles jumping about like a twat before the race, then pretending to be injured when he only came 3rd hahaha
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4 years
Can’t wait to bump into every fucking shelf in Morrison’s like
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6 years
Fucking up the mags
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4 years
“Assistant *TO* the manager”
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2 months
CONFIRMED: @NUFC are delighted to announce the signing of Louie Hunter for an undisclosed fee! Welcome Louie! 🤝
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6 years
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
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4 years
3 year since Henri Saivet won the Paralympics for the mags, jingle all the way
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5 years
Cheers for the memories, Ayo x
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4 years
Gary Neville comparing Harry Kane to Zidane because he’s got a couple assists this season
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1 year
You’re not ganna NOT pay £55 to watch Newcastle United in the Champions League, are you?
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8 years
52,000 there, for Rotherham. Tiny us. #NUFC
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3 years
Petition to get @samfendermusic to sing the Blaydon Races for the Spurs Game… @NUFC
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3 years
Fucking Bruce man, Willock our most in form player and he’s not even in the squad?!
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1 year
Fucking howling, 9:19am on a Monday and I’ve watched this 7 times
@tsrbys
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1 year
This is the funniest Fucking video I’ve watched in my life why is nobody laughing
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2 years
Use him as part of a Ruben Neves deal. £30m for Neves, or £40m plus Lascelles? @Wolves
@TalkingWolves
Talking Wolves
2 years
#Wolves will reportedly consider Newcastle’s Jamal Lascelles as a centre back option if the move for West Ham’s Craig Dawson doesn’t go through. 🗞️ @footyinsider247 | #WWFC
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4 years
My thoughts are you’re paying £425 to look like you’re cutting about in a pair of Lonsdales
@endclothing
END.
4 years
What are your thoughts on the Zen Taikwondo silhouette from Balenciaga --
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3 years
Fucking pain in the arse this health and safety course
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4 months
Hope all the club staff, sponsors and the 47 actual fans enjoy the day! 👏🏻👏🏻
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
4 months
United. 🖤🤍 Safe travels to all our supporters making the journey to the capital this afternoon! 🫶
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3 years
Tell you what, I’m on borrowed time here
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3 years
If Newcastle United were good at football I reckon I’d be dead
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3 years
Hahaha absolutely praying Trippier scores a free kick in the 94th against these crying bastards
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
3 years
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Southampton are pushing for January signings registered after a postponed game to be blocked from playing in the rearranged fixture. - talkSPORT understands 📻 Listen →
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3 years
Sam Fender belting out in the dressing room, this was a Ham & Pease Pudding Stottie away from being the most Geordie entrance ever for the lad
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
3 years
🍿 Enjoy. 🇧🇷
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4 years
Zaha, Lazaro, Saint-Maximin. Lots of dreadlocks, lots of stepovers, and fuck all end product.
@NUFC360
NUFC360
4 years
Newcastle United have made a transfer enquiry about the availability of Crystal Palace star Wilfried Zaha. Newcastle should be able to afford Zaha's £60m price tag under new ownership, while also meeting the winger's wage demands. [Express] #NUFC
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3 years
Messaged Hatem Ben Arfa last night telling him I love him, bit weird but I stand by it
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3 years
Is there anything funnier than VAR ruling out a goal after goal music, was a fucking crease yesterday man
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1 year
He’s hit the post in a game against San Marino. A gem. 🇩🇰❤️
Rasmus Højlund with an impressive performance for Denmark and also came close to scoring. Love how he also uses his right foot. A gem. 🇩🇰❤️
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1 year
What a 48 hours. Louie David Ray Hunter, born at 17:47 on Sunday 23rd September. Just so happens it’s the exact minute Callum Wilson put the Mags 4-0 up. Lauren has been incredible, a level of happiness I’ve never felt before 🩵
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6 years
Presuming by hijacked this means ‘actually made a bid’...
@lee_ryder
Lee Ryder
6 years
Monaco have hijacked #nufc ‘s bid to sign Gelson Martins 😐
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3 years
Allan Saint-Parmesan
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3 years
Shola Ameobrie
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5 years
3 years to the day, Villa at home. A lovely, and fucking hilarious evening. #NUFC
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9 months
Trippier needs a break, but he doesn’t need patronising. One of the best defenders and leaders we’ve had at #NUFC . He’s been poor recently, but he’ll be back.
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3 years
West Ham (a)
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11 years
One hell of a picture. #NUFC http://t.co/GURB36SFXb
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6 years
Fabian Schar as a deep lying mint cunt is working a treat
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5 years
@bySylexX Still shite
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3 years
4 year ago the day, LA LA LA MERINO 🇪🇸 Bring that lush bastard back
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3 years
This couldn’t be an easier decision.
@milesstarforth
Miles Starforth
3 years
Eddie Howe has a big decision to make on his goalkeeper as Martin Dubravka pushes for a recall at Newcastle. #nufc
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5 years
Officially a home owner, get up 🏡🥂
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3 years
@stefhobson18 Back to you in the studio
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4 years
Pacing around my living room listening to Westlife’s cover of Mandy pretending I actually know what all these companies house links mean
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4 years
If ever you’re in a bad run of form, just play against Newcastle United. You’re welcome, Werner.
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23 days
Someone say first game of the season?
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6 years
Imagine if one of your pals did that, he’d be bullied off the planet
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4 years
Just had these 98/99 Milan shorts delivered for kicking about the house, absolute corkers
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3 years
Can’t pull your socks up if you’re not wearing any can you, all the brass in the world and we’ve still got fucking Lee Charnley trying to appoint a manager
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4 years
The Royle Family > The Royal Family
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3 years
2 year since West Brom in the cup. Sensible one that…
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4 years
“It’s windy”
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5 years
VAR should be used to disallow any goals followed by an Allez Allez Allez song
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3 years
If you’d have said to me at the start of the season we’d have been taken over and Eddie Howe would be manager by November I’d be over the fucking moon, lad’s got a job on now mind
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6 years
Secret Santa at work and the apprentice lass has bought a vegan a burger cushion, absolutely fucking howling hahahaha
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4 years
What a fucking bit of crackling that is, eh
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4 years
Year since Fulham, the good times will return
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8 years
First time massive Leeds United have sold out in 6 years. Nothing to do with Newcastle United though.. #LUFC #NUFC
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5 years
Willys, mags, the cup. @jordmw97
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5 years
Same again tonight would be lovely, up the mags
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2 years
ASM losing the ball leading to a goal, is it?
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4 years
Aye just the 58 million visitors last year, just call it a day son
@MiguelDelaney
Miguel Delaney
4 years
@RBanerjee23 @MsiDouglas @premierleague It's not comparable. Disney "fans" don't turn up every week in their tens of thousands with mass shows of support, that are civic organisation in their own way.
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4 years
Everywhere you look in this “Plucky Bournemouth” side there’s £20m+ players. Be fucked if they go down these lot!
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4 years
HOT DOG, JUMPING FROG, ALBERT LUQUE
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10 years
We wanted Sissoko in the middle. We wanted natural width. We wanted Perez to play. We wanted Gouffran benched. We were right. #NUFC
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4 years
Brewdog was the only place we could find open in Birmingham after West Brom in the cup, I asked for 2 lagers and the staff looked at me like I’d asked if I could finger their Nan. Set of twats.
@JStoo294
john
4 years
Blown away by the story of Brewdog. Knocked back by Dragon’s Den now worth £360m 🤯
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3 years
Me. Now.
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5 years
Watched Shelvey’s goal 47 times this morning and it’s still piss funny
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4 years
3 year ago, fucking mint.
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