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Pund in, 3 goes, al only need one

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
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@ajustice00
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2 years
HAHAHAHAHA liften them lot UP THE FUCKING MAGS
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@ajustice00
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4 years
Is that krusty the clown
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out of context binks
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@ajustice00
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5 years
LOOK AT THAT BLOKE SHAKING HIS COCK MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Not a camera in sight😍😍 geordies live in the moment x
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Christ man hahahahahahahaha
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@ajustice00
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Rumour has it he has guest list at greenhouse the neet
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@ajustice00
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1 year
16 hours later we’ve made it to Düsseldorf
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@ajustice00
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2 years
Up the mags man
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Alexa play venga boys we like to party @NUFC BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ITS FLORIAN LEJUENE HE IS OUR BEST DEFENDER HES BETTER THAN MBEMBA
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Quiet night in at the missus’ x
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@ajustice00
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1 year
THA NORRIN THE PREMIERSHIP WE AREEEEEEE
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland and District Teachers' AFC
1 year
⏱️ Our season comes to a close. #SAFC | #TilTheEnd
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@Carabao_Cup
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📺 Two Carabao Cup Quarter-Final fixtures have been selected for live broadcast on @SkyFootball in December. #EFL | #CarabaoCup
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@ajustice00
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3 years
@AdamP1242 @CallumWilson Show him this too👀👀👀👀👀
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@ajustice00
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4 years
It’s always “cya” never “tyfcrnfobtym”
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@ajustice00
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5 years
It’s 30 degrees, shirts off, belly’s hanging, dehydrated to fuck, one heavy touch later and am in a pile at the bottom of the stairs underneath 15 sweaty lads celebrating joelintons only premier league goal, one of the best moments this season by far
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True Faith: Newcastle United Podcast
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🤯 Joelinton’s goal against Spurs seems a lifetime ago... #NUFC
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Hold tight Italy hold tight
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@ajustice00
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8 months
Sad to see Beale go. Thanks for the good times mate
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Keith Downie
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EXCLUSIVE: Michael Beale has parted company with Sunderland after just two months & 12 games in charge. #SAFC
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Newcastle’s back 4 today
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@ajustice00
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10 months
Just me @robertmelrose23 and @anthonygordon on a Saturday afternoon😍😍😍😍
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@ajustice00
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6 years
This is how it feels to be Geordie, this is how it feels to be small, you sign will Grigg, we sign almirónnnnnn👀👀👀
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland and District Teachers' AFC
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Not see guimaraes come out against Everton on Tuesday then?
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J. 🇵🇸
3 years
No stadium will ever treat a player like the Camp Nou treated Lionel Messi
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@ajustice00
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1 year
@cg112123 From the minute he stepped on the bus he had. Heads battered 😂
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Half 11 at neet reet in bed and there’s a knock at the door, one of Shonas neighbours has caught another neighbour pouring gravy owa the front windscreen of me bastard car because a was blocking her drive, honestly am buckled waste of bisto that love
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Toon toon🤪
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@ajustice00
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2 years
To all those fans who left before the final whistle and didn’t clap the lads off, never come back
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@ajustice00
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9 months
Gone for a scan on his right foot to see why it don’t work
@geordiejosh
Geordie Josh
9 months
Miggy arriving at the RVI with NUFC staff? Hope he’s okay, don’t know what this could be?
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Best two minutes of my life
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@ajustice00
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1 year
Wa gan full force
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Molly MDM-Mae
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Struggling a lot at the minute. But I’m so thankful for the mates I have around me. Appreciate you all you know who you are
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Hoffenheim when they found out we offered 40 million for joelinton
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Hesssss Brazilian he only cost 40 million and he loves the columbiannnn it’s joelintonnnn
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@ajustice00
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2 years
Yesterday was a prime example on why loyalty points are on the away ticket system, the atmosphere was flat as fuck, was like we played Bournemouth at home ffs
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@ajustice00
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4 years
Marcus alonso is $510
@BenLivingstone0
Ben Livingstone
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what we saying, mines 725
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@ajustice00
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3 years
When you go on the soccer am cross bar challenge
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Great game, 90 minutes from Wembley, over to you Newcastle United x
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Next stop for the toon. The Bahamas 🇧🇸 @fez_1892
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@ajustice00
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2 years
#NUFC up the mags
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@ajustice00
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6 years
I’ve just went down 2 flights of stairs, slumped over a barrier, pushed over by a copper just over a Ritchie 90+3 equaliser, I fucking love football #NUFC
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@ajustice00
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2 years
Full steam ahead
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@ajustice00
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4 years
@asaintmaximin Get my bird pregnant x
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@ajustice00
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1 year
Tha mags are back baby
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@ajustice00
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1 year
Nice to see the gallowgate pigeon is giving us all the latest transfer snaps
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Cried walking me mother down the aisle. Am fucking hammered. Up tha mags
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@ajustice00
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2 years
Lovely little Sunday
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@ajustice00
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3 years
A done an 11 hour shift doing a proper job yesterday. Was buzzing to go home🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@AdamP1242
Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️
3 years
OMFG 11 hours of waiting for Eddie Howe paid off, I can finally go home 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 #NUFC
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Just like to wish everyone a happy new year. Hope you’re all going proper radge tha neet. Hopefully you see this man dishing out some party dust in a toilet near you. Yupppp the mags x
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Used to listen to the girls aloud one in the cupboard under the stairs incase me da caught us hahahahahahaha fkn hell man
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@ajustice00
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3 years
What would you do if Vladimir Putin invaded your country
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@ajustice00
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9 months
Fully expecting the away ends to sound like this rest of season. Class from the lads
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Always wondered what happened in tynemouth on the daily
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@ajustice00
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8 months
1 year ago we passed the scum of the earth on the way to our cup final while they were off to play Coventry away😂😂😂
@ajustice00
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2 years
HAHAHAHAHA liften them lot UP THE FUCKING MAGS
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@ajustice00
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3 years
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Fuck me not even 10 o’clock and we have 2 signings ready🤣🤣🤣 we are MASSIVE
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@ajustice00
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6 years
2,800 fans away to Sunderland, tickets sold out in 3 days, Wyke shushed the away end after scoring against a bunch of 19 year old lads, fair play to the bairns for giving it a good go, silly Sunderland fans celebrating their cup final😂😂 @NUFC @SunderlandAFC
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@ajustice00
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2 years
How are people even saying no what the fuck
@NUFCcook
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Would you take Neymar @ NUFC? @toonpolls #nufc
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@ajustice00
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4 years
Someone at skybet is getting sacked the neet🤣🤣
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@ajustice00
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6 years
As if me pals just flegged all owa his birds face HAHAHAHAH
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@ajustice00
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1 year
What a night man
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@ajustice00
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10 months
Bring on the pink seat brigade the morra. We kept @AdamP1242 safe the last time 🤣🤣🤣🤪
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Pretty sure she used the second one
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Can’t believe 4 year ago I thought it was acceptable to walk round like a pro clubs character
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Nowa days you can’t go through your snapchat stories without there being some sort of drug dealer selling something😂😂
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@ajustice00
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1 year
A dream fulfilled to follow Newcastle away in the champions league ✅
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@ajustice00
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11 months
Following the mags in Europe is something il always be appreciative for. Memories to last a lifetime @NUFC
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@ajustice00
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2 years
FUCKING MATCHDAY COME ONNNN UP THE MAGS
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@ajustice00
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5 years
If this is true the spurs fan base are all fucking cowards no fan deserves to go and support his/her team and not return to his/her family, Newcastle United will never be defeated, RIP
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Bulgaria being racist, showing nazi signs and they think it’s acceptable to come and open their car washes on our soil, rather use a sponge and a bucket mate
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@ajustice00
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3 years
We remember❤️
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@ajustice00
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3 years
They just need Luke Bennett to fly to Ukraine to tell Russia to GEEEET OUT
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@ajustice00
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4 years
@NUFC360
NUFC360
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The Saudi-led consortium that attempted to buy Newcastle United intends to re-submit its £305million bid if the club succeeds in winning an arbitration case against the Premier League [Telegraph] #NUFC
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@ajustice00
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1 year
A short @CallumMorpeth9 story
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Wonder if you say that when salah goes down in the box you Scouse bastard
@SamueILFC
Samuel
5 years
How is that a penalty? 😂😂😂😂
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Throwback to when some bird sparked up a pool que in the perdu smoking area hahahahahha
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@ajustice00
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11 months
Every single one of them players I have so much respect for. Played for the badge. Absolutely unbelievable performance @NUFC
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Aye she wanted it like
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@ajustice00
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1 year
Sheffield away 👀
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Cheers for the update ma x
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Remember bunking off the afternoon in year 11 to watch this, what a moment when England scored man
@jtwHCAFC
jordan
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See you in june lads 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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My 2018 was areet, got a car, crashed it a few times, had a few sessions, went off the rails, went on a few away days, got crushed in the goal celebrations, nearly seen England win the World Cup, got a job anarl, got sacked from that 4 month later, all been fun n games this year
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@ajustice00
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5 years
When you and the missus are on holiday and you ask the Greek waiter to take a picture of you standing in front of the sunset on the beach
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@ajustice00
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10 months
@MatthewBowe11 If ya listen to it you can hear his lass call it her favourite place 😂😂😂
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Annual visit to old Trafford to see us go 1-0 up and to lose 4-1 you just love to see it
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Love owt a 4:30 alarm to go watch Newcastle absolutely hammer Watford away and then to absolutely die on the coach on the way back man, love owt like it x
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Not just love Newcastle cos a do x
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Saturday night n the mags are fucking classsss, Bruno Guimarães
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3 years
Can’t even be arsed some fruitcakes in our fan base
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Playing the mighty toon army away today. Me and big bazlar going on a hefty session in the big market after the game. What a ledge he is by the way he loves a treb in bijoux
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@ajustice00
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3 years
First games gonna be getting marked by emile krafth and jamaal lascelles hahahahahahhahahaa rip @NUFC
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
3 years
Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United: HERE WE GO! Done deal between Juventus and Man United on permanent move. Cristiano has accepted the contract proposal from Manchester United and he’s coming back. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo Medical to be scheduled soon. CR7 IS BACK. Here we go.
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@ajustice00
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2 years
Mad dogs had some come back hasn’t me Jesus Christ
@SkySportsRetro
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Eddie Howe & Jason Tindall after guiding Bournemouth to the Premier League.
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@ajustice00
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5 years
Imagine being in a kitchen sesh off your nut and you hearing that in the street, be straight in the loft me
@SwiftLife_1989
TS Facts
5 years
Someone is driving around playing the purge alarm during the quarantine 😂
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@ajustice00
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3 years
The fucking plane spotters are in full swing again the big mongs hahahahaha
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Get the badge in mags
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@ajustice00
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1 year
Years of disappointment and years of scraping relegation. What a moment and what a time to be a Newcastle fan. Absolutely love this club, a cup final and champions league in one season. Newcastle United will never be defeated
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@ajustice00
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3 years
Bottomless brunch the day and Chelsea away the morra. Definitely gonna be a magpie ranger this weekend me
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@ajustice00
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2 years
Boom boom boom it’s Florian lejuene, he is our best defender he’s better than mbemba
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@ajustice00
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2 years
Worst £25 av ever spent oh well up the bastard mags #nufc
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@ajustice00
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6 years
Isn’t the donkey supposed to carry the person or????
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