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@ChelseaFC @WiganWarriorsRL 🍒⚪️ • @McLarenF1 #LeafsForever I skate, listen to shouty music and enjoy being stabbed by colourful needles

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Leaving this as my pinned until Chelsea finish a gameweek top of the Premier League
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Yank Taylor Swift fans discovering a picture that gets circulated every single match day and collectively losing their shit in the quotes
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@pissheadreds I don't care who you support. If you're taking action against this, protesting and showing your disgust. I support you. Red, blue, white. Doesn't matter anymore
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@KtanJadhav @ESPNUK As a player, yeah JWP doesn't come close to Becks or Ronaldo. But as a free kick taker? He's better than both
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@NoContextBrits This pretty much sums it up
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@EFCevie Bet these are the dumbasses who defend M*son Greenwood 🤮🤮🤮
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@WomenPostingLs Brother that's Syd it's satire
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I've seen the light. We don't need 1 Enzo. We need 2, Enzo Le Fee is an absolute baller. Bring them both 💙
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@TheEuropeanLad Potter really saw the 007 memes, and subbed him the moment he got an assist 🤣🤣🤣
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@ronaldobrown_98 @connor_FCUM Which is like $90m so REALLY Arsenal spent £100m on a 33yr old 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@f1jm_ @F1 @Max33Verstappen "Taken out in Monza" mate he parked on Lewis' head
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@TSisBEYtryin134 Nobody is getting beat up you spanner. I see this photo about 12 times a weekend. It's the same joke made over and over with a different punchline. It's not promoting anything either before you start that bs, calm yourself
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@Iewdawg Boehly when UEFA bring up FFP to him
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@TenHagBalI This transfer literally hurt more than Hazard to Madrid for me. Also hurts how much you ruined him 😭😭😭
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@DEMONNALDO @F4STFATI Causal racism right there
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@TSisBEYtryin134 1) the word women wasn't used in the tweet. Men like Taylor too 2) this is used every week by every football fanbase, stop being so fragile 3) you're 15, surely you're too young to be getting upset on twitter
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@UTDTrey I swear you say this every year about 3 of your players ffs
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@UTDTrey Every time I see your tweets I wonder how you have 500k. So overrated man
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@KingsleyReb0rn @Afc________ Who do these man think they are "Got that ball off him instantly" 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
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@MUFC_DUCK @CFCMod_ @UTDTrey Tf do you mean you have a bigger European Pedigree? We have more European trophies than you and nearly equalled your CL history total in a decade
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@JesusRoIe I assume you only starting watching football after 2013? I doubt Klopp and Pep would be able to compete in the Mourinho and SAF era of the mid 00's
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@PEWZAPDIE @TenHagBalI Sheva and Torres had horrible knee injuries before us. Morata was just plain bad. You guys took the most creative player in the PL and made him effectively useless
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@WWE @TripleH @CodyRhodes You fumbled BOTH Sami & Cody at their PEAK babyface runs for what? 1000 days? Awful decisions
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@Rg24_2003 @JesusRoIe Liverpool and City licking each others ass will never not be funny. You'd never see this between Chelsea, United and Arsenal
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@Kev_AFC @Ronn31_ @ronaldobrown_98 @connor_FCUM Nothing gets past Sherlock Holmes here
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@LFC Clearly not when you have all the refs on your side
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@mcpauld @dullah_sheyba @lenasloyalty @maryamhaidar_ Kids in America are more likely to carry guns than these kids yet you don't see police pointing and shooting at your civilians... Oh wait, yes you do. On what seems a daily basis right now
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@TomCityzen @CFCRaf2 Yeah you, a City fan, would know
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@loweitbruv_ @PEWZAPDIE @TenHagBalI Man got 13 goals and 36 assist in the season before he was sold what are you on 💀💀💀
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@pepschequebook @abdule_10 Dunno man we've never been 5-3 up in the 90th minute and lost
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@deathinfaith @StokeyyG2 Anime profile picture, USA Flag in name. Nah you don't get a say
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@AFCMattxx @CFCHassan @cfc_dylan3 @BrightonBubble @ChelseaFC Don't know why you're acting like this, they did the same to you in January. In fact they scared you so bad you spunked £105m on Basmati that I can get in tesco for less than a fiver 💀💀
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@ChelsTransfer @plazadeportiva_ More than likely bs. But I hope it's true, Valencia has always been my favourtie La Liga side
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@StillSelfish @rafsenal "Her colleague" like he also isn't one the the greatest to play the game and her man is probably just some guy 😭
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@EFCevie THEY'VE DONE WHAT NOW????????
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@CityReportBen "This Chelsea side" what with half our starters on the bench and Chalobah playing 120 minutes? Step up again and we'll sit you down like the last 3 times we've played your little club
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@FrankKhalidUK Any answer other than Kane and Bellingham is wrong. Our 2 most problematic positions right now and they're 2 of the best in the world
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@cesc4official Well technically if you slept 8 hours per night from the moment of your brith to your death at let's say average 75? You'll be asleep for 25 years. Not quite 26 No need to scare people like that Cesc
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@novlene_lfc Bro what 😭😭😭 no offence man but you're still a kid. Ain't not shame in that
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@ConnCFC Only been here over a month. But his sheer desire to force the move and how good he is. Also there's something about passionate South Americans 😤
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@StoolFootball Don't hate them. Hate the media pushing their "fairytale" down our throats. It's not a fairytale at all it's one of the most obvious rises in decades
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@owen_bhafc @levi_colwill Yeah when he comes to the Amex wearing a Chelsea shirt 🤣 Never be in your kit again
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@UtdOptimist You guys said the same about Thiago Silva ffs 💀💀💀
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@kuncelo @sfcdannnn Football isn't just a game to a lot of people myself included. It's bigger than a lot of religions. It unites everyone, no matter where you're from, what you look like. You're part of a family of the club you support. That has just been ripped away from a lot of people
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@Rickczee @TheAntman71 @MarkHamill Imagine seeing children getting butchered on a weekly basis then defending guns and having the stupidity to tell someone else to use common sense
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@utdloyal_ @UtdEIIis 2012 was also more recent that 2008 you donut
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@twixstyy @beniixer @nocontextfooty Right right, he meant put to slavery. His bad bro
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@SpicyCammy @InternetH0F He's Bulgarian. The only British thing about his is the airport he flew from.
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@JamesScullion11 @MiguelDelaney Are you mad? Our midtable teams are signing the likes of Nunes, Paqueta and Isak 💀💀💀
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@EFCShantBeMoved @luckynumberis24 @omniversal10 We have over double your trophy count, multiple time European champions, world champions. You're just the other club in Liverpool
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@MrPaddyMurphy If you put as much effort into losing weight as you do hating England you might be able to see your toes
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@CFCDUBois Didn't we lose 4-0 in Frank's first game there? 😭
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@Diablo "It's probably nothing" The player base numbers after season 1
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@pepschequebook @abdule_10 Half of those aren't on us bottling, penalties is a lottery shit happens. And not much we can do if the refs can't get the rules right (Ghost goal and all of that Semi vs Barca)
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@StoolFootball Just imagine, you're 1-0 up, final day of the season either for the title or relegation and you hear "there will be a minimum of 36 additional minutes of added time" 💀💀💀💀
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Not even slightly joking here or overreacting. Claude who recently passed away had said numerous times he would've gone sooner if it wasn't for football. These "owners" will have literal blood on their hands soon
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@sinnoh_CEO Best starters is either Gen 3 or 4
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@_SpursTrophies @SpursOfficial This is wrong, at least for Chelsea. We won the CWC about 5 months ago, the Super Cup last August and even if you don't want to count them we won the CL on the 29th of May which isn't exactly 6 days away
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@crpenalt0 @slate_s42 She absolutely hated being like that btw. The way she is now is more like the way she sees herself. So I'm happy for her
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@Wakandanson @joshpearson180 It's crazy how these "rules" were never posted anywhere online, nobody knew each other, but we ALL played by the same rules
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@UtdOptimist Yes you did. Literally every rival fan "He's 36 coming from a farmers league he's finished"
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@WeghorstHive @Mudryk_Szn @TenHagEra Yes Badiashile for £30m was an insane pick when Gvardiol is being quoted at over £100m right now
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@TeacherOfBall @firestarter0710 Nobody gives a fuck that you won it though. Until your fans bring it up I forget you even won the treble. You're a ghost of a club
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@IeeSZN @TheLfcKop Been the best midfielder on the planet this season. Single handedly controlled Kroos, Modric and Casemiro. Twice
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@Re7ceRevivaI @CFCDaily Don't act like we didn't play slow boring football at those tournaments either and when we actually played a good team we got battered. This is like Italy's 3rd team ffs
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@AbsoluteChelsea 2. I feel like the only person who could potentially wear 26 after JT is Colwill
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@Blue_Footy Todd Boehly and his emphasis on data with Luis Campos as DOF would be unreal
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@CloNarciss @CarcMoleman @NoContextBrits No one fucking eats that shit you know. And everywhere? You only see crap like that on the south coast and you have to REALLY look for it
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@UberCheIseaFC At least its not €70m on a 16 year old
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@UTD_Leo @MUFC_DUCK @CFCMod_ @UTDTrey Exactly it didn't. And we still have more European titles and by the looks of our clubs it'll be us who wins the CL again before you do
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@EFCevie Always people who hide behind a pfp of a footballer that say shit like that (yes I already see the irony of me saying that 😭)
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@LFCMax_1 @StokeyyG2 You offered Caicedo and Lavia more than we did and they still chose us. This isn't the 80's. Players don't rate you anymore
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@UTDTrey Mad how they're playing so much better when they're not in your mid team 💀
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@HITCSevens It's not. There's a much worse genocide going on in Yemen as we speak being DIRECTLY controlled by the Newcastle owners. But you won't hear about that because its not Europe or Chelsea 🤷‍♂️
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@CFCKaz6 Not really a "hear me out" more a fucking listen to me
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@Cb0fficial_ @_mufcjay Clown to clown conversation
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@TheLampardView Mad how a 2 time Chelsea player of the year is rated more by rival fans than our own fan base.
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@Agario_General @CFCMod_ We already have 2 this season 💀💀💀
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@ImperialBase MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC TO DEMOCRACY
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@BarcaUniversal Exploiting a loophole (which will be closed in summer) isn't cheating you cry baby
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@UTDTrey Where else am I going to see the worst takes and hypocrisy on this app?
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@ufcfooty You missed "Nikes Winner Stays On" my personal favourite
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@UTDTrey You think this is Chelsea slander but we're the ones taking the piss more
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@isoquince This is why
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@CollinsUkam1 @SkySportsPL Shame that Darwinny Nunez doesn't score them though eh?
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@autosport Hamilton the only other driver that isn't Verstappen to win multiple races is a B but Norris who constantly bottles poles, only 1 race win in the fastest care is A-?
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@cobham_fan @DavoLFC_ @Gbadz7ii Even in our banter era we've won more than them in their "greatest ever PL generation" 💀💀
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@Priceless_MCI Tbf when we're playing against 12 men on the field and 3 more in a box somewhere AND STILL don't lose and score 4? Yeah we'll take it
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@JLGOD88 @MO_ED01 @sykeefc @stadcfc No he didn't? Stop spreading lies 😂
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@UtdNozza_ @FPLYanitedd @mufcharley10 @SznTenHag Nah that's 100% the England flag, red cross and everything
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