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@josephthaking10 @Gladvillain It took me exactly 10 minutes to find out your mortgage company works with the Zillow Group.

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@MaddowBlog Yes they can. You know what? The Republicans don't play by the rules. Send the documents and ask them what the fuck they're going to do about it.

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@mattgaetz @MichaelCohen212 I don't have to leave the Cohen family alone. I didn't threaten them.

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@MrsSLJ @moby_dickhead @KBrombergDriven I learned how to make gifs for exactly this.

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@sugacandycoated I would have picked it up, so I really appreciate your tweet. When this happens around me (and it will) I'll ask first.

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@KevinBiaggini @StefanMolyneux You can take your civilized culture of rape and domination and shove it up your ass. How's that for mouthing off?

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@krs10_ @mattgaetz @MichaelCohen212 Douchebags like this never truly accept blame.

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If you don't like what I tweet, unfollow me. Stop buying my books. DO NOT deign to tell me how to act. I'm a grown woman. I'll act how I want. Also? Fuck Trump.

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Thank you to everyone who supported the Cocky Collective in our fight for freedom of artistic expression.

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@notviking2 Women have to inject hormones into their body and go into a surgical facility to have the eggs removed. Men have to do what they usually do, but do it neatly.

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@NBCNews The projection is strong with this one.

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@AngrierWHStaff Did they know about Tulsa and Juneteenth, and do it anyway? Or was it pure ignorance?

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@ingloriousgigi I write billionaires who are decent humans and also pay their fair share of taxes without complaint. A painless 12-incher is more realistic.

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@NPRinterns It is a hair thing. You can give it another name, but it's still a hair thing and if I ask you if you've seen a hair thing around, and you have, you'll tell me exactly where it is.

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@Ghetsuhm And this pic I will keep pulling up every day until this is over....

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@LouiseMensch Not letting Sean Spicer meet the Pope is going to be the biggest mistake of Trump's career.

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@tumtonks @JEllulz @AOC I admit, I'm fascinated by your stupidity. She's *FROM NY Not *IN NY Maybe this this satire? You're joking, right?

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@AlexandraErin @FeministAgain The dude in question insists he stares at every woman on the street and none of them... NOT A SINGLE ONE has ever had keys in her hand to use as a weapon. And by "insists" I mean, "would rather look like a creeper than admit women aren't safe."

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1987 MY MOM TO ME: If you're at a party and kids are using drugs... walk away. Call me and I'll come get you. 2019 ME TO MY SON: If you're at a party and kids are making swastikas and heil Hitlering... walk away. Call me and I'll come get you.

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@RobHaines905 @FeministAgain @KevinBiaggini @StefanMolyneux It's so funny you think rape, domestic abuse, unequal pay, lack of bodily agency and limited opportunities are sunshine and rainbows. I can take some nasty words and believe me, I already live in a cutthroat environment. I'm sorry you find it so difficult.

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@AngrierWHStaff What the fuck?

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@lsarsour No. It does not. I'll never trade my freedom to save 4.5% interest.

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@thehill Are you fucking kidding me?

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@EddieIfft @StormyDaniels This response is not going to age well when you try something new. Or will it be okay then because you're a man? Or because you're just you and you feel like it?

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@ConradLeviston @MNateShyamalan on HANK GREEN of all people

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@tumtonks @JEllulz @AOC I've decided he's joking because if I believe AP teachers are this dumb I will have to break a bowl or something.

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AUTHORS Here is a checklist of things to do if Amazon closes your account. It was compiled by @ZoeYorkWrites , @CadenceWrites , and myself. Please bookmark it. I hope no one ever needs it. 1/

The Bastards Closed Your Account

WHAT TO DO WHEN AMAZON CLOSES YOUR KDP ACCOUNT Please make a copy of this checklist to keep in your Google Drive so the checkboxes can remain empty for everyone else and this copy can stay clean for...

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@maggieNYT Tell him she did it on TV and her ratings were incredible.

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My White Ladies! Are you offended when someone calls you NWL? Does the W make you think “reverse racism?” Let me tell you... The “W” is not the insult. I’ll repeat this for those in the back. THE “W” FOR <WHITE> IS *NOT THE INSULT.* (pursuant to @romancewriters forums) <thread>

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@RVAwonk @LesterHoltNBC This is like sending your manuscript to yourself thinking the postmark is copyright protection.

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After years as a porn star, no man has fucked her brains out. Brava @StormyDaniels

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I was curious about this too. I really question the priorities of someone more worried about the quality of a pornstar than a president. The only decisions I'm really responsible for is what position I want to do next & what color lipgloss best compliments my costar's penis. SMH

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@moby_dickhead Has anyone done this yet? DAVID MOVED THE CAMERA.

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@krassenstein @NationalGuard @NationalGuard Are you aware you've armed a man who wants to "execute" unarmed people? Do you think he should be carrying a weapon?

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@GOPChairwoman @GOPLeader OH MY GOD WHEN DID LOUIS FARRAKHAN GET SEATED IN CONGRESS? HOLY SHIT.

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@LouiseMensch This Roger Stone tweet was scary. I've never seen anything so unprofessional.

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@lizlovesmarilyn @b_rockit @ajplus Sounds like you're actually disappointed in people who don't like putting children in jail, lies, and treason. So, I understand. You call it the "divided country" so you don't have to take part responsibility.

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@AngrierWHStaff Does he realize he screwed up with the disinfectants?

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If you intend to attend the #cockygate hearing on Friday in NY, I'm going to say some thing I probably don't have to. 1) Take notes. 2) Listen carefully 3) Some things will make you angry. Let the process play itself out.

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@radleybalko @Popehat Found this while searching for previous gamergate comments.

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@cmclymer I cried like a baby. I should have been working but I watched six minutes of a woman standing still and cried.

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Don't. Tell. Me. What. To. Tweet. About. If. I. Want. To. Tweet. About. A. Jacket. I. Will. Tweet. About. A. Jacket. . . Vertically. Just for spite.

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@SenatorBurr You posted this as if it proves your point. It does not. It's like you don't expect anyone to read what you posted.

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@kerrywashington @michaelharriot Because of your tweet I put a can of beans down and got something else without the WIC label.

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@cmclymer And when your daughter says stop tickling, stop kissing, stop innocent parental petting, STOP IMMEDIATELY so she knows what to expect.

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Last night I was chatting with a fellow Gymnastics Mom. HER: So, what do you do for work? ME: Write romance novels. What do you do? HER: Advocate for the homeless with state governments. ME: (...) HER: I wish I could write a book. ME: I'm honored to know you.

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@lizlovesmarilyn @b_rockit @ajplus It won't open single new can or release a single new worm. They're all out

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When I tell people I'm 51, they tell me how young I look. I don't look young. I look straight up awesome. But the inherent message in that compliment is that there's something WRONG with getting older. People. Listen to me. Getting older beats the alternative.

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@melakatweets @Sker4Lyfe @MarisaKabas @RepJeffries That's not an attack on her appearance. Are you serious? There's nothing there

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@mdaconta @courtneymilan @molly0xFFF You mean YOU lost nothing by it.

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Audio Narrators. I will no longer be paying my female voices less than my male voices. Men: I never try to negotiate you down, but if I can't pay BOTH of you the rate you ask for, I may have to give you puppy eyes or switch you out. I love you always but...

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@kendallhosseini He died out of spite and we know it.

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@FiendVinny @hillofsilence3 @Dave19757 @_Ash_Moss_ @SikesSteve @AOC 40% effective tax rate. 90% marginal. Pls confirm you understand the difference.

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@RogueSNRadvisor He doesn't go to restaurants. He eats lettuce greens out of a plastic bowl his wife leaves out for him.

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@amconmag Fucking racists.

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@fuckeveryword Oh this is going to get bad in about a month

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@barbara_honer @USJeanne @LoriWest2 @WalshFreedom I love when republicans are so worried about the DNC while THEY are in power in three branches of government. THEY won the electoral college, but they're still the victims of those who lost. Blame the people who have no power. That's what you guys do.

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@bonnerbooks @beaukbean I think it's that we all don't get this level of help.

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@Lizmatt7 @rgay WHAT DID 307 DO?

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@arlenparsa Though I love me some bon bons.

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Authors who have been threatened with legal action by Faleena Hopkins can contact Carol Ritter (carol.ritter @rwa .org) as the RWA is now collecting info to talk to an IP lawyer. Spread the word! #romance #cocky (Thank you @Liliana_Hart )

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I. Can. Not. Breathe.

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We're seeing what happens when you fuck with romancelandia. #cocky

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On the current romancelandia drama -- A big author came after me once and it messed up my head. It really really hurt because everyone loved her and I was no one. Everyone needs to be aware of when they're punching down when someone's reaching up.

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I don’t care what’s in Jamie McGuire’s heart. There are millions of Americans who don’t think they’re racist, but do racist things. Are they racists? I don’t think it matters. It’s not the heart that causes harm. 1/9

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Let's not celebrate too hard. This was just a set of motions that needed to be dealt with immediately- temporary restraining order among them. Nothing was *won* or *lost* There are a lot of steps between now and a final result. The lawyers can chime in on specifics. #cockygate

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@natashabkjunkie @EddieIfft @StormyDaniels Maybe he should try another lane, then.

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@yusuf_VI Oh Dude. So sorry your guy keeps trying so hard to win the nomination for a party he hates. We hate him too. But hey - maybe he can run as an Independent instead of mooching off an organization he can't stand ok?

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@MollyJongFast She's got more silicone in her face than my laptop has on its motherboard.

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@CSheehanMiles @JohnJHarwood @KenDilanianNBC And HRCs ability to "self-reflect?" which I don't remember anyone asking of a male candidate

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@dylbaier Two things going for him. I was white. I was male. Born on third base, acting like he hit a home run.

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I want to know the following: 1) Which airline is moving the kids? 2) Which catering company is supplying food? 3) What employment agency is staffing? 4) If there are fleet cars, who's supplying them? 5) The chain link fencing/maintenance/laundry/repairs. ALL ARE ACCOUNTABLE

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@Psy_Kin_Editing @moby_dickhead Photoshop enhancement

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@CCMacKenzie1 @suetint @kneupperwriter @TaraCrescent If you pick up the Cocktales Anthology, we'd be most obliged and 100% of the money goes to fighting trademark bullies.

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@copperbird7 @SupermanprimeJM @bwhalley @TwitterSafety You made a good point and I nodded until "step off." Why was that necessary? Who raised you?

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@speculawyer @RVAwonk @LesterHoltNBC I was making a joke.

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If you don't think this is a fantastic ad you need to get out of my face.

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@StefanMolyneux @KevinBiaggini Your grievance against people of color is apparent in this reply. You can shove that up your ass too.

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@peterdaou They offered wall money last year in exchange for a package of reforms. He rejected it. Now he wants the wall with nothing in return. So, no.

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@Mr_Swift90 Maybe it's not women. Maybe it's you.

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I don't use the N-word because black people have asked me not to. I don't need more reason than that.

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Good-bye Betsy DeVos.

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@Metrorailinfo @NatashaTynes You bother that lady for grabbing a bite to eat and it's going to be the sorriest PR day of your life.

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If you did listen, you’d have to be angry at the system, and the system is what’s made it so easy to stay nice. So if when you hear NWL, you get angry at the W in an effort to preserve the N, you're an NWL. ---------- And that's my take in the #RWAshitshow </thread>

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@lulu_lemew @TrueFactsStated @LouiseMensch I'm thinking they're going to compare M's docs with the 20K the WH turned over and find some omissions in the WH docs. Which is....oops.

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@MotherOfMoons B/c people can get exhausted explaining shit to BRAND NEW people all the time. They just want to live and they have good days, bad days, and shit to deal with like everyone else. It's not reasonable to expect them to be at your beck and call to explain what they consider basic

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@AuthorCFeehan Hey - how about you try honest dealing and trademark "Dark Carpathian?" because I don't see DARK SERIES anywhere on the books. It's almost like someone's making stuff up.

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@michexposures @cmclymer You're probably right. I should change it to "that's the douchiest thing I've heard today."

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The insult is the “N” The “N” stands for NICE. Why is “nice” an insult? Because the “N” in NWL implies that you prioritize being NICE over being GOOD. It implies that you’re a shit person with a smile on your face.

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@ttownmike @speculawyer @RVAwonk @LesterHoltNBC I KNOW! There aren't many men in my biz so I was like, "did that just happen?"

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@JaneLogan31 @BobbySellsWhat @lizlogan76 @politico Because Paul Ryan always asked Dems what they wanted out of legistaltion, right?

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@jbouie His followers have this weird addiction challenging PoC to debate him, as if it's all a proxy war for what's going on in their own heads.

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@katee_robert "I'm going to write the book of my heart and support that with trashy romance novels." My sister in Christ, if your romance novel is not a book of your heart, romance readers will know. They. Will. Know.

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Call it. I need to write a book. Just call it.

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@_celia_bedelia_ "We are celibate now for her own good!" Well, dude, there are seven kids in this house. At what point did you decide that her suffering was okay?

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@seanspicer @DailyCaller And "if" I hadn't seen anything untoward at the WH Mueller wouldn't be calling me.

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If you’re white, you’re white. Your race isn’t an insult and mentioning it is *not racism.* That’s dumb. Let's stop pretending you're dumb. You're smart. The problem is, you're stubborn in your belief that nice people are good people. Nice people can be assholes.

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2017: I called my mother to tell her one of my books made the NY Times bestseller list and she said, "Oh, the Fake News NY Times? We don't like them." Thank you to all you haters who ruined that moment for me. (she did get around to congratulating me but whatever)

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Since all my series have the word "series" in them, I'm going to trademark the word "series" but for series names only, so it's 100% cool and not a problem. My really good lawyer says so.

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I just unfriended someone on Facebook for suggesting the cure to writer's block is outlining. I'm a terrible person, but I didn't have the energy to slap them in the back of the head.

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