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Phillies broadcast reaction to meltdown in 9th

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Paul Skenes in his last 7 games: 45.2 IP 5.63 ERA 5 HR 40 K 30 BB Is he cooked?

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yay or nay?

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These with black pants and red brimmed hats

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Paul Skenes full first pro inning (w/ pitch velos)

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7/31 Astros vs Pirates: 84% win probability 8/2 Pirates vs D-backs: 77% win probability 8/4 Pirates vs D-backs: 94% win probability tonight: 91% win probability With these win probabilities, the odds that all these games end in losses is .01%, and they lost all of them.

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Pirates 13, Reds 12

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Pirates full comeback vs Astros - Houston play by play

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They had a win probability of 91% chance to win this afternoon, in addition to the other 4 games they lost. Losing all 5 of these games has a probability of .001% chance, and they lost all of them

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7/31 Astros vs Pirates: 84% win probability 8/2 Pirates vs D-backs: 77% win probability 8/4 Pirates vs D-backs: 94% win probability tonight: 91% win probability With these win probabilities, the odds that all these games end in losses is .01%, and they lost all of them.

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2 months

LMAOOO THIS IS SICK

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colin holderman is the reason why we're 56-55 instead of 59-52. literally go fuck yourself dude

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Jack Suwinski tribute video

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for anyone wondering this is 100% true and not fake

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Most ground ball outs since June 1st Ke'Bryan Hayes 104 William Contreras 65 Luis Arraez 63

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5 months

shocking development, teams that lose to the pirates have losses

John Clark

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5 months

@MLB @Pirates Their opponents are a combined 2-12

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Ben Cherington reportedly "ate an entire jar of melatonin gummies thinking they were fruit gushers" and has "been asleep for the past 52 hours" according to sources

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Gonzales clutch RBI + Bednar strikeout - Cardinals broadcast

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1 year

There are 54 teams that started 20-8 12 won the world series 17 won the pennant 2 finished under .500 (Cleveland 2011 80-82, Boston 1994 54-61) The Pirates will most likely easily have the worst record of any team that started 20-8 all time.

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@DankMonkeyBanan 5.63 ERA should have been the sign it was fake

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Marlins apparently wanted Nick G. and Termarr. Absolutely not lol

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Diamondbacks 9th and 10th inning meltdown - Dbacks play by play

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7 months

this was so awesome

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Pirates 13, Reds 12

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2 years

this might be the worst call ever

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2 months

Kyle Nicolas is always there 😂😂

MLB

@MLB

2 months

Livvy Dunne surprised Paul Skenes after he became an All-Star 🥹💛 (via @livvydunne )

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Oneil Cruz home run - phillies broadcast

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1 year

John Nogowski in July 2021: .329/.405/.443 1 HR 12 RBI

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TRADE: Pirates acquire Sean Rodriguez for Connor Joe

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Nolan Arenado and Manny Machado

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Ji-Hwan Bae walk off home run Greg Brown call

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Michael A Taylor go ahead home run full at bat - Houston play by play

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9 months

Joshua Palacios off Yamamoto in game 3 of the NLCS

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BREAKING: Jack Suwinski has been traded to the Chiba Lotte Marines for Gregory Polanco

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2 months

Pirates receive: Luis Robert Jr. White Sox receive: Tony Blanco Jr., Lonnie White, Ji-Hwan Bae, Jared Triolo

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Pirates acquire another infielder

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i normally defend shelton but he chose this lineup

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28 days

poni covering baseball is the worst thing that has happened to this city

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1 year

Jack Suwinski is putting himself in the elite outfielder conversation right now with how he's hitting the ball.

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4 months

this shit gave me goosebumps

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2 months

Pirates lineup in 3 years C: Joey Bart 1B: Endy Rodriguez 2B: Nick Gonzales 3B Ke'Bryan Hayes SS: Oneil Cruz LF: Bryan Reynolds CF: Konnor Griffin RF: Mason Martin DH: Termarr Johnson Bench: Ben Gamel Jack Suwinski Henry Davis Charles McAdoo Yoshi Tsutsugo

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1 year

Carlos Santana walk-off home run - Greg Brown's very weird call.

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8 months

pretty good

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4 months

Pirates submit their lineup, despite a hitting slump, they opt to start their worst hitter at first base and bench the guy who hit home runs in back to back games

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1 year

Andrew McCutchen clutch 10th inning HR Greg Brown call

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Thank you Quinn!

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4 months

unbelievable

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1 year

Austin Hedges on being booed during Pirates games

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2 months

am i the only one who feels like jazz is really overrated by pirates fans

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Tonights lineup against AZ!

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1 month

SOURCE: Aiyuk deal not close and never was. Source said Andrew Fillipponi is "full of shit".

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7 months

"Bryan the Pirates just won the world series for the first time since 1979, how do you feel?" Bryan Reynolds: "yeah its good i guess"

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Reynolds is seemingly ecstatic for the Keller extension

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2 months

I am much lower on Paul Skenes than most major publications, and it would seem anyone with any bit of pitch data is as well. Skenes averaged 13.1” of IVB during the College World Series on his fastball, which is an abysmal number regardless of velocity.

Baseball Reference

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There are three players in our database to have multiple games with 6+ IP and 0 hits allowed before age 23. Skenes is the only one to do it in the last 100 years. #MLB | #LetsGoBucs

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4 months

GOLDEN SOMBRERO

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this is a great picture

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7 months

he looks like the default character in a game before you customize it

Kevin Gorman

@KevinGormanPGH

7 months

Pirates catcher Henry Davis (2021) discusses what it was like to work out this offseason with a fellow No. 1 overall pick in RHP Paul Skenes (2023).

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2 months

Todays lineup!

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BREAKING: Flight from private airport in Miami has taken off and is set to land where the Pirates are playing their series against the d-backs. Could this plane have Jazz Chisholm Jr. on it???👀👀👀👀👀

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1 year

Oneil Cruz and #Pirates close to 12 year 150M deal per Jimmy Keltz and Mark Shulkin of Rum Bunter

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4 months

can't believe people are paying for this unemployed grifters shit

saxboy

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4 months

MADE IT TO PIRATES CUBS!! THANKS TO DANIEL CHRIS AND JAMES FOR BLESSING $SAXBOYBILLY18 ON THE CASH APP PAID FOR THE TICKET AND MY LUNCH!! #LETSGOBUCS

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Michael A Taylor vs the Astros

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Kody Duncan on 93.7 the fan pt 1

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7 months

"What the fuck do you mean you write for rum bunter" LMAOOO

nick 🏴‍☠️

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February 14th 2024. A Day in Pirates Twitter History

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we really got Ugandan Jacob DeGrom im crying

Christian✞

@CWolfPGH

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David Matoma, the 18 y/o prospect, just completed 2 shutout innings today in the FCL 2IP, 1H, 0R, 0ER, 2BB, 3SO’s He throws 100mph 😳

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Ben Cherington on his radio show: "We've definitely had those conversations with other teams about guys we want to help the team. We're always trying to improve, internally or externally. We've had trade conversations where we've considered giving up 10 guys for 1 player"

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soon to be Jared Jones and Paul Skenes

MLB Network

@MLBNetwork

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Which duo is your favorite?

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. @MikeGarafolo and @RapSheet say that they believe that Aiyuk ends up on the Steelers

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Brault on the bump

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1 year

Update from Mackey - Choi unlikely to go anywhere - Rich Hill most likely gone by Sunday - Hedges might be gone - Bednar / Keller will not go anywhere unless something insane is presented

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1 year

It's time to have a serious discussion

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These type of comments are absolutely ridiculous. You have no idea the work these guys put in every single day. He cares a shit ton, not every guy shows emotion like others, he's been a quiet guy his whole life in baseball. So miss me with this shit.

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Hayes strikes me as being the kind of guy who doesn’t lose much sleep when the team doesn’t win.

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MLB Network proposal: I'd rather give up a pitcher of McAdoo's caliber considering we barely have any good position player prospects but this works 100%

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Bases loaded walk, Joe RBI and Tellez bomb - cardinals broadcast

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Just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my sons birthday party because of the Pirates. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at her mom’s house. This team has ruined my marriage. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye.

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by june the rotation could be Keller Skenes Jones Brubaker Perez/Gonzales

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hello

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1 year

The Pirates have the #1 ranked farm system on fangraphs

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My top 10 pirates prospects 1. Paul Skenes 2. Termarr Johnson 3. Jared Jones 4. Bubba Chandler 5. Braxton Ashcraft 6. Anthony Solometo 7. Mike Burrows 8. Thomas Harrington 9. Jack Brannigan 10. Hunter Barco

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FOX Sports: MLB

@MLBONFOX

9 months

Quite a year for baseball 🤯⚾️ What was your favorite baseball moment of 2023? ⬇️

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i mean we're literally 1.5 back from 2nd still lmao

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pirates trade wish list for outfielders 1. Luis Robert Jr 2. Brent Rooker 3. Jazz Chisholm Jr 4. Taylor Ward 5. Lane Thomas

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3 months

SLUTTER

Ben Brewster

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3 months

One of the top reliever arsenals in baseball is in AAA right now. Ben Heller's Whiff rates this year: CH: 55.6% (MLB top - 55%) Sweeper: 76.9% (MLB top - 73.3%) CT/SL: 64.8% (MLB top - 61.1%) FB: 42.1% (would rank #4 behind Soto, Miller & Duran)

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don't even bother arguing about it

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Chapman last year: 58.1 IP, 3.09 ERA, 2.52 FIP | 2.82 xERA, 99th percentile xBA, FB Velo and 100th percentile Whiff and K rates. Still an elite reliever and is immediately the 2nd best on the team behind Bednar.

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The starting 9