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I'm sorry I try to be kind and supportive, but dissing strawberry's and mangos crosses a line. I've never had a fruit I personally disliked. Try some more fruits before you start ranking them.
I regret to inform you all that it is illegal to walk your elephant down market street if it is not leashed, please obtain a certificate if you wish to continue doing so.