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ButtsandBangs

@ButtsandBangs

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@ButtsandBangs
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@KP88986898 @skskskskskmeow Ohhhh someone’s mad nobody picked him 🤣
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@Dejenjenn @joshonprem @dom_lucre That’s from his first tv show “bosom buddies” that aired on national television from 1980-1982. Jesus Christ you guys will fall for anything 🥴😂
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@KP88986898 @skskskskskmeow Kek. Goddam that is cringe. And no you most def are not doing fine. No successful man acts this bitter. Sorry women have chosen cats over you bud. Maybe try working on your personality? Or even looksmaxxing? 😉
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@ButtsandBangs
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8 months
I made chicken tikka masala 😊
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@ButtsandBangs
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@skskskskskmeow The ending 😂 “you up?”. God what has happened to men 🥴
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@ButtsandBangs
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6 months
Can someone please tell this messy dog the roast chicken he smells won’t be done for another hour? He doesn’t believe me
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@ButtsandBangs
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I hope they get back together soon 😏
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@ButtsandBangs
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Oh no
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@ButtsandBangs
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7 months
Trump just posted about E Jean Carrol 38 times in less than 2 hours on truth social. He is losing his mind. God I love it. Just this same stuff over and over again 😂
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@ButtsandBangs
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@misssstorres @angel_0f_deathx @abbygov Eww wtf. A real life pick me. Why don’t you make a video arguing against their points that’s better, more coherent and informed than this one. We’ll wait…
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@ButtsandBangs
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7 months
Jesus Christ. They also removed 8 encyclopedias and the Guinness book of world records. Conservatives want to keep your brain nice and smooth so you’ll always vote for them
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7 months
Oh my god. These are the dipshits that were “training” Kyle Rittenhouse in those cringe pics. @AR500ARMOR makes body armor to “honor Christ”. Excuse me while I cringe myself into another dimension 🥴
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@ButtsandBangs
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8 months
Actual footage of #BallsGang working out. Absolute degenerates
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@ButtsandBangs
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7 months
Reminds me of the time I was kicked out of a bar for repeatedly trying to pay with Monopoly money and insisting that’s how my job paid me 😅
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@ButtsandBangs
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I have found the wildest account. A guy who searches “balls” on Twitter and then shows up to say how strong they are. Freud would have a field day 😂😂😂
@1VOLSERH7
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@Kwin71459566449 Women are what's weak. Specifically because they don't have testicles. Learn some biology
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@ButtsandBangs
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Me just being a woman on the internet : 🙂 @ilwilliams10801 :
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@ButtsandBangs
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10 months
Soon the only thing Jim Stewartson will be able to read is the flyers Jehovah's Witnesses leave on his door 🥴
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@ButtsandBangs
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4 months
I made Aji De Gallina (Peruvian shredded chicken, potatoes and carrots with a cream sauce made from aji amarillo chili paste, Garlic, Parmesan, turmeric, ground walnuts, bread, and onions). If you haven’t tried this I highly recommend it!
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@ButtsandBangs
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@2022_Karma I like her little mustache 🥰
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@ButtsandBangs
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10 months
This is #BallsGang during their “training” sessions. Yet another reason #ButtholeGang is superior
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@ButtsandBangs
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@Messi_1st_son @TackleTx @ihyomeo So women just don’t cum with you? 🥴😂
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@ButtsandBangs
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@NataliaAntonova Yeah let’s put this fatso out in the wild and see how he does 😂
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5 months
Friendly reminder that it’s important to get your yearly butthole adjustment. #selfcare
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@ButtsandBangs
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6 months
This is what I mean when I say I want to go swimming
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@ButtsandBangs
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8 months
New sex position just dropped
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@ButtsandBangs
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8 months
Many of my recent posts got 17 likes. You know what that means…
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@misssstorres @angel_0f_deathx @abbygov We know you couldn’t possibly do it dear. I hope he picks you soon…
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@ButtsandBangs
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What’s worse than 2 girls running with scissors? 2 girls scissoring with the runs
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@ButtsandBangs
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8 months
I am not a well woman
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@skskskskskmeow @KP88986898 🤣 it really is. Can’t you just picture him? Low value 😩
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@ButtsandBangs
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10 months
Something is really wrong with me 🙃
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10 months
@V_SCI_Intel Lazy! #ButtholeGang begins each day with rigorous training. Each member begins the day by playing the horn, some say it sounds like a fart but I assure you it’s a HORN. Then everyone is dangled over cold water surrounded by porcelain for daily stretches. (Cont’d)
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@ButtsandBangs
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This is the kind of porn @V_SCI_Intel and @SlimjimWatkins watch. Deviants
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This is the official uniform of #BallsGang . Talk about overcompensating…
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@DrSarteschi Ironic from the crowd thirsting for executions
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8 months
Can someone help me measure something real quick? 🥺
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@ButtsandBangs
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8 months
Shepherds pie. Kinda ugly but so good
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9 months
So punchable…
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@KP88986898 @mishy0922 @skskskskskmeow Bud every woman can see what’s going on here. Successful men don’t say things like this. But despite what you screech on the incel forums it’s not your looks that prevent you from getting a woman, it’s your personality 😉
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@skskskskskmeow @KP88986898 It’s like lol and is a loser 4chan thing that neckbeards say. Yet another tell he’s very low value
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BUTTS
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@SlimjimWatkins Balls are soft and weak. Buttholes are strong and superior. #ButtholeGang
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@ButtsandBangs
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10 months
What unbelievable weirdos these people are
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
10 months
This is the most accurate court sketch of all time. Because nobody could have made it this far alone.
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Finally an ad tailored for me
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@ButtsandBangs
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They’ve got the spirit!
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@ButtsandBangs
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PLOP
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@ButtsandBangs
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🎶 Girl dinner 🎶 Belgian waffle with coconut syrup (NOT jizz 😡)
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I love him 😭
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@ButtsandBangs
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. @nunyabizboy look at this 😂
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8 months
Fresh baked cookies. God I’m happy
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Pasta carbonara. So easy and yummy
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@ButtsandBangs
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Guys, baby Jesus is VERY important. If you still can’t find him please ask a wise man. Or even a wise woman
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@Q__talk That would just prove he knew he was a pedo and did nothing
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Still think pandas are real animals and not people in fur suits @2022_Karma ? Explain this then. Can an animal dance like that? I think not!
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😂
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10 months
Just reading up on Alina Hanna, trumps lawyer in the current case 😂
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@ButtsandBangs
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6 months
It’s a good song. Can’t wait for the concert
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@ButtsandBangs
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Now I made lil lemon cheesecakes at 11pm cause I’m a silly goose
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Remember that NYC MAGA trucker boycott? Is anyone starving yet?
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@BillOReilly @GovRonDeSantis Does it make you wonder what’s in the other books they removed? These are your people. This is what they do. What will be next?
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@ButtsandBangs
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10 months
I know #BallsGang is the hip new thing but can you guys let me know when there’s a #ButtholeGang ? 🥺
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@ButtsandBangs
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See @SlimjimWatkins ? People know what’s up….
@WebCoderz
coderz
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You think #BallsGang is bad ? You haven’t felt true power until you go up against #ButtholeGang they’re the absolute worst
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@ButtsandBangs
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One good thing about going through a really hard struggle is you start to appreciate the little things when you have them back. Like a steak dinner 😋
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10 months
Paint me like one of your French girls
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Happy birthday @Ankh_Morporkian !
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This guy thinks you can’t change where your hair is parted 😂
@bbearden7
Britt Bearden
4 months
@MJTruthUltra By the looks of most comments, nobody seems to notice how far off the hair parts are. One is more on the side, and one is more on top. Idk bout y’all, but mine hasn’t moved
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Oh my god 😂
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Jeanie “woman, demon, slayer of pinecones”
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Look at this absolute dipshit
@ZekeGary2
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First, they came for Alex Jones, and you said nothing because you did not believe in "conspiracy theories." Then they came for Steve Bannon, and you said nothing because you were not a Trump supporter. Then they came for Mike Lindell, and you said nothing because you didn't care
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Nailed it
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@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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Show me your talent
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#BallsGang crapping themselves when they see #ButtholeGang pull up 😎
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I’d like to thank all my fellow butt lovers and those who have supported my obsession. This means so much to me 😭
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Giggity
@wendeeluvz
ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП 
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🤩 McDonald’s ‘Adult Happy Meals’ are coming back! 🤭💯🤘🏼🤣💜🤣💜🤣
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Today during a hearing on hunter biden a representative held this up while MTG was going nuts 😂
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@ButtsandBangs
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Today my horn wasn’t working. Do y’all change your own honk juice or go to a mechanic for it?
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I just searched “art” in my photos and a picture of my butt came up. Thank you iPhone, I needed that 😊
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When I said I wanted something new to happen with butts this is not what I meant. I just wanted some square ones or perhaps a horizontal buttcrack
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Jesus Christ
@VaxxersAnti
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"I've tried colloidal silver and breastmilk and my eye is still infected. What do I do?" "Have you tried hashbrowns?"
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Remembering what an absolute weirdo I was as a child. I also thought all my dolls would kill me in my sleep so I was super nice to them at bedtime and made sure they were comfortable 🥴
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@V_SCI_Intel Lazy! #ButtholeGang begins each day with rigorous training. Each member begins the day by playing the horn, some say it sounds like a fart but I assure you it’s a HORN. Then everyone is dangled over cold water surrounded by porcelain for daily stretches. (Cont’d)
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Everyone always talks about their spirit animal but I never dreamed I’d find mine 😭
@USFWS
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
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Meet a soft and flabby wonder with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate and a name that's bound to stimulate conversation: the Bony-eared Assfish (Acanthonus armatus). 👋 🔗 📷 NOAA Okeanos Explorer, Océano Profundo 2015
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I didn’t get to talk about how much I like butts 😔
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Hey @mcpasteface just want you to know Toothy’s brother is starting to recover after being rescued from your house of horrors. The doctors say he’s finally stopped screaming and should be able to testify against you and your sick stuffie cabal soon. Count your days missy…
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Ummm so after that EAS test today I looked in the mirror and now look like this? Also I’ve eaten my dog. Please advise
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@doqholliday He did love that shit though. “It’s a great vaccine, it’s a safe vaccine” -Trump
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😂😂
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@V_SCI_Intel (3/3) Depending on rank. Think you can handle it? Think you have what it takes? #TheFewThePuckeredTheButtholeGang
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I thought these were hairy butts. #BallsGang has disappointed me yet again….
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Men like this actually exist? 😂
@TackleTx
Resurrecting Men
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@ihyomeo NEVER GIVE HEAD TO YOUR WOMAN. I know you have her best interest at heart, But giving head is a SUBMISSIVE act. Let her be the one giving you head, because she's supposed to submit to you. But you should NEVER. There are thousands of other ways to give pleasure to your woman
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Pastel azteca with the BEST poblano cream sauce. Tastes much better than it looks
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@whytheyfoulin @OregonFeminist @ClownWorld_ Gee who wouldn’t want to have a baby with a catch like you? 🥴
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@V_SCI_Intel We stretch wiiiiide then snap back to small. Then stretch wiiiiiide (hold for count of 5) then snap back to small. We repeat this until we have nothing left to give. This is followed by a rubdown with soft cotton paper for some and a brutal water boarding for others. (Cont’d)
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@1VOLSERH7 @SlimjimWatkins God I’m so glad I found your account. I have never seen a more pathetic man. It is sooooo funny
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@WomanExploder69 @simsimmaaz Look how mad you are 🤣🤣🤣🤣 god what a pathetic loser
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This is hilarious
@waltermasterson
Walter Masterson
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Someone told me there is a FOX NEWS in London. So I had to see for myself.
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Maga are truly the stupidest peope on earth. This guy thinks the Jan 6th rioters were FBI 🥴
@pratfall62
ERIC NELSON
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@ButtsandBangs @cscnme @StevieVanZandt Lets find out huh? Release the footage. Get the FBI somehow to tell us how many but you fascism, govt control. Garland under oath can't remember what he had for breakfast. But YES. I'm not afraid of the truth!
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