Modern-day Dorothy Zbornak. Deep lover of Buffalo, sour beer, Motown, yoga, Road House, and Dolly Parton’s hair. Humor and wine are better dry.
#gobonas
🦬
People not from Buffalo think that blizzards and being snowed in is unimaginable. But in reality, you plow or shovel and stay cozy in your house, preferably with alcohol and cake. No earthquakes, tornadoes, mudslides, hurricanes...I think the Northeast has it pretty good 😂
Oh Buffalo.
My dad went to Cleveland a few weeks ago for the game. Stopped in at a VERY large bar that Bills fans had patronized the night before. The bartender said they’ve been open over 50 years and that was the first time they ran out of beer. “You people are animals.”
Not trying to be mean or funny. People seriously consider this a tailgate? This is what it looks like outside a Bills game an hour and a half after a loss.
A family member has worked with the Bills for several years and has always said Diggs goes out of his way to acknowledge people and be respectful. So much so she can walk by, he will excuse himself from the person he’s talking to, say good morning to her, and continue on.
The audio shared was very hurtful. And was insulting to my character and to how I was raised. I’ve always treated people how I want to be treated. I greet everyone with smiles and respect. From the people in our cafe to the people that keep our building in clean & in order.
Billy Joel trending reminds me of 1999 Biology class when my teacher casually mentioned he didn’t like him.
The class let it go for a second until someone said “Wait, you don’t like Billy Joel?”
Then it was 40 minutes of us berating our teacher until the bell rang.
I love that Tracy Chapman is trending for winning a CMA award for Fast Car, but she is so much more than that song. She is one of the most underrated artists of our time. To write the songs she writes with a voice like that - that’s what real talent looks like.
My favorite Farley story is when he returned from hiatus to SNL & found out his ex was dating someone else.
Farley: He may better looking than me, but he’s not richer, funnier, or more famous.
Spade: ….It’s Steve Martin.
The most Buffalo thing that could possibly happen is the Bills finally make it to the Super Bowl with no fans and then we can’t have a parade. And it would snow.
Started new job and completed remote orientation with people all over the country.
Don’t even think for a second that I didn’t end my intro with “Go Bills”
Willie Nelson looks so much like one side of my family, my aunt calls him Uncle Willy and for most of our childhood, my cousins and I believed he was our uncle. Could be.
Happy Birthday to one of the best voices out there.
I can’t believe I used to start getting ready at 11 pm to go out on a Friday night.
It’s not even 10 yet and I’m walking around my house saying “Oh my God” out of exhaustion as I turn lights off.
This entire
#JussieSmollet
hoax only reminds me of the episode of It’s Always Sunny when Charlie and Dennis fake a crime to get a police sketch artist rendering of a guy who shushed them at a gin bar - and that was actually less stupid than this
I love these ads where a spouse buys a vehicle for Christmas and the other spouse is like “Wow!” instead of completely kicking their ass in the driveway for a massive financial purchase without their consent
Came back to my desk after a meeting and it smells like the lobby of an old Hills. Very few people will understand what this means, but ones who get it will GET IT.
Cleaning out old VHS tapes because I am actually a dinosaur and I don’t know which is worse…
The fact that I taped Richard Simmons on Letterman or the fact I’m mad I don’t have a VCR to watch it right now.
You know who never tried this hard? Sophia Loren. Lauren Bacall. Kathleen Turner. Isabella Rossellini. Because they were hot as hell without being weird about it and didn’t need people to help them walk.
@KevinAdams26
You’re nowhere near the stadium. That’s not how lake effect works at all. Everyone here gets it, has lived it, and almost 50 people died last year because of it. So complaining about it is a little more soft.
So here is the thing about St. Bonaventure…a thread…
We all chose this place for a reason. I chose it because I wanted to live some type of reflection of my grandfather’s journalistic life. I had friends choose it because it was a “party school”. Or it was close to home.
Stuck at home working and not in Nashville like I had hoped, but everyone in my national Zoom meetings will be subjected to my new business attire.
#billsmafia
#buffalovstheworld
My mother - who hates sports and couldn’t tell you one thing about the
@BuffaloBills
- saw my
@26shirts
@PanchoBilla1
shirt today and instantly knew who he was and what it meant. I think that is very cool.
Give the people what they WANT.
None of this AI Katy Perry Met Gala crap.
Meredith Baxter at the Met Gala. Killing it. In a butterfly dress. You’re welcome.
This was taken 15 years ago tonight. As you can see, my friend Jess was the life of the party.
A few years later, someone chose to get drunk, get behind the wheel, and ended her life as she crossed the street.
Don’t be the person that takes someone like Jess away.
It’s a great job with the right benefits, flexibility to let you do a lot on the side, good job security, etc.
But sometimes you don’t come home.
Keeping the men and women who protect us in our hearts tonight ♥️ 🦬
If I have any college-aged followers, please please please listen when I tell you go after your passion and not money.
You have no idea how soul-crushing it is to wake up every day and do something you do not love.
IT’S TIME. First time out since March 2020 with no restrictions. The bar can be crowded. I can touch people. I won’t, but I could. And I don’t have to match a mask to my dress 😷 🍸
I don’t care what party you’re in - you age out. You don’t see people 80+ in office jobs for a reason. It’s not ageism. This isn’t ringing people out at a market. This is important shit and you need to go home. If catching a frisbee would injure you, retire.
My mom complaining about a movie playing in a doctor's office: It was some movie with David Spade and they were talking about BJs and everything else right in the waiting room!
Me: Ok, please don't say "BJ" and if it had
@DavidSpade
in it, it was probably really good.