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Modern-day Dorothy Zbornak. Deep lover of Buffalo, sour beer, Motown, yoga, Road House, and Dolly Parton’s hair. Humor and wine are better dry. #gobonas 🦬

Buffalo, NY
Joined December 2008
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
5 years
People not from Buffalo think that blizzards and being snowed in is unimaginable. But in reality, you plow or shovel and stay cozy in your house, preferably with alcohol and cake. No earthquakes, tornadoes, mudslides, hurricanes...I think the Northeast has it pretty good 😂
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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5 years
Oh Buffalo. My dad went to Cleveland a few weeks ago for the game. Stopped in at a VERY large bar that Bills fans had patronized the night before. The bartender said they’ve been open over 50 years and that was the first time they ran out of beer. “You people are animals.”
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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I’m 5’6. My mailbox is somewhere behind me. And the ❄️ isn’t done 😬
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
6 months
Not trying to be mean or funny. People seriously consider this a tailgate? This is what it looks like outside a Bills game an hour and a half after a loss.
@Chron_MattYoung
Matt Young
6 months
It’s 23 degrees in Baltimore but the tailgating before Texans-Ravens playoff game is still a go.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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3 years
It’s 52° in Buffalo. That’s naked weather.
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10 months
Cris Collinsworth is the human version of how a period feels
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 years
In my Sunday best
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Buffalo Blondie
7 months
Seeing Ted Danson is trending for his birthday, it’s the perfect time to share one of my favorite Cheers scenes
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
6 months
I turn 40 in exactly one hour. My mom reminded me tonight the doctor was smoking as he delivered me. 1984 was basically 1930.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
6 months
Paul Newman would have been 99 today and still would have been cooler than virtually every celebrity out today.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
10 months
A family member has worked with the Bills for several years and has always said Diggs goes out of his way to acknowledge people and be respectful. So much so she can walk by, he will excuse himself from the person he’s talking to, say good morning to her, and continue on.
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DIGGS
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The audio shared was very hurtful. And was insulting to my character and to how I was raised. I’ve always treated people how I want to be treated. I greet everyone with smiles and respect. From the people in our cafe to the people that keep our building in clean & in order.
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5 months
Billy Joel trending reminds me of 1999 Biology class when my teacher casually mentioned he didn’t like him. The class let it go for a second until someone said “Wait, you don’t like Billy Joel?” Then it was 40 minutes of us berating our teacher until the bell rang.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
Was I right or was I right? #gobills #billsmafia
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Buffalo Blondie
3 years
I have an item of clothing coming in the mail today that will blow your minds.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
1 year
Driving from Clarence to OP straight down Transit is proof that most people should not be allowed to vote, have a license, or reproduce.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
I’ve never been owned so hard in my life
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Buffalo Blondie
8 months
The Von Miller news sucks, but if you take this as an opportunity to post a funny gif or meme about domestic violence, you’re an asshole too.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
8 months
I love that Tracy Chapman is trending for winning a CMA award for Fast Car, but she is so much more than that song. She is one of the most underrated artists of our time. To write the songs she writes with a voice like that - that’s what real talent looks like.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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1 year
I don’t care if it’s July. #GoBills
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5 months
My favorite Farley story is when he returned from hiatus to SNL & found out his ex was dating someone else. Farley: He may better looking than me, but he’s not richer, funnier, or more famous. Spade: ….It’s Steve Martin.
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The legend Chris Farley would have turned 60 today. He’s so good they couldn’t stay in character. 😂 RIP 🐐
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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5 months
Public nudity should be legal on the first Buffalo day the weather is like this of the season. It’s glorious. Just let everyone be gross and happy.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
I’m on a Teams meeting and the host is on a boat. I am devastated.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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4 years
The most Buffalo thing that could possibly happen is the Bills finally make it to the Super Bowl with no fans and then we can’t have a parade. And it would snow.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
Started new job and completed remote orientation with people all over the country. Don’t even think for a second that I didn’t end my intro with “Go Bills”
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 years
West Seneca. I woke up and was like “Oh, that’s not too bad” which just shows how conditioned I’ve become to being trapped.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
The world would be a better, easier place to live if we all had Johnny Weir’s “I’m doing what makes me happy” attitude.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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4 years
@TheBuffaloNews "This is devastating news," says 1987.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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3 months
Not life-changing but at least I spent $0
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 months
Willie Nelson looks so much like one side of my family, my aunt calls him Uncle Willy and for most of our childhood, my cousins and I believed he was our uncle. Could be. Happy Birthday to one of the best voices out there.
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1 year
I’ve watched this 83 times.
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3 months
I don’t usually post about them, but I can’t help but share how beautiful my babies turned out for these 🩵
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6 months
Being wined and dined 🍷
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3 years
I can’t believe I used to start getting ready at 11 pm to go out on a Friday night. It’s not even 10 yet and I’m walking around my house saying “Oh my God” out of exhaustion as I turn lights off.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
5 years
This entire #JussieSmollet hoax only reminds me of the episode of It’s Always Sunny when Charlie and Dennis fake a crime to get a police sketch artist rendering of a guy who shushed them at a gin bar - and that was actually less stupid than this
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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1 year
Someone tried to insult me by calling me Buffalo Barbie and it’s about the biggest compliment I’ve ever received.
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4 years
Ok, I’m newer to the Southtowns, but wtf goes on here?
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Buffalo Blondie
2 years
Oh @TheBuffaloNews - You’re killing me. It’s St. Paddy’s. We’re not celebrating St. Patricia ☹️ ☘️
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
5 years
I keep falling deeper in love with him
@TheRoot
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5 years
In a memoir Prince began before his death, he detailed that he wasn’t a fan of Katy Perry and Ed Sheeran’s music:
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3 months
A professional photographer can really take your RBF to a new level
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6 years
I love these ads where a spouse buys a vehicle for Christmas and the other spouse is like “Wow!” instead of completely kicking their ass in the driveway for a massive financial purchase without their consent
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
Came back to my desk after a meeting and it smells like the lobby of an old Hills. Very few people will understand what this means, but ones who get it will GET IT.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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1 year
Cleaning out old VHS tapes because I am actually a dinosaur and I don’t know which is worse… The fact that I taped Richard Simmons on Letterman or the fact I’m mad I don’t have a VCR to watch it right now.
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2 months
You know who never tried this hard? Sophia Loren. Lauren Bacall. Kathleen Turner. Isabella Rossellini. Because they were hot as hell without being weird about it and didn’t need people to help them walk.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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6 months
@KevinAdams26 You’re nowhere near the stadium. That’s not how lake effect works at all. Everyone here gets it, has lived it, and almost 50 people died last year because of it. So complaining about it is a little more soft.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
Not a bad little Thursday
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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4 months
Festivities have concluded, as is abundantly apparent
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 years
So here is the thing about St. Bonaventure…a thread… We all chose this place for a reason. I chose it because I wanted to live some type of reflection of my grandfather’s journalistic life. I had friends choose it because it was a “party school”. Or it was close to home.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
Stuck at home working and not in Nashville like I had hoped, but everyone in my national Zoom meetings will be subjected to my new business attire. #billsmafia #buffalovstheworld
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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24 days
Drink 1 before 1:00. Sours are morning beers.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
5 years
My mother - who hates sports and couldn’t tell you one thing about the @BuffaloBills - saw my @26shirts @PanchoBilla1 shirt today and instantly knew who he was and what it meant. I think that is very cool.
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3 months
The millennial urge to wear what I also would have worn when I was 4 years old
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 months
Give the people what they WANT. None of this AI Katy Perry Met Gala crap. Meredith Baxter at the Met Gala. Killing it. In a butterfly dress. You’re welcome.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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2 months
This was taken 15 years ago tonight. As you can see, my friend Jess was the life of the party. A few years later, someone chose to get drunk, get behind the wheel, and ended her life as she crossed the street. Don’t be the person that takes someone like Jess away.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
4 years
I JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOAN!!!!!! 💰
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
1 year
It’s a great job with the right benefits, flexibility to let you do a lot on the side, good job security, etc. But sometimes you don’t come home. Keeping the men and women who protect us in our hearts tonight ♥️ 🦬
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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7 months
A win was great but I still want to smash Collinsworth’s little grapes in a nutcracker
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
$700 for 2 people for a round trip to Nashville from Buffalo. Then Bills tickets. Then hotel. Or my couch for free. UGH.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 years
In honor of my mom who once partied with Daryl and John in their hotel room and will not give me the full story @halloates #HappyMothersDay
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 months
Let the relaxation and wine and tequila and seltzers begin
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6 months
4 vs. 40 Same amount of lipstick
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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3 years
It’s not a lie if you believe it
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6 months
Guess I’m a 49ers fan now. But I’d be a fan of anthrax if it was playing the Chiefs.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
6 months
I’m 1 minute away from switching this out with 20 oz of tequila
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
1 year
It’s my family birthday party today and I have yelled the F word in front of every elderly family member a minimum of 57 times.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
27 days
Trying to enjoy Father’s Day in the very best way: sauced
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
4 years
How do you oversleep for work when you’re commute to work is 11 feet? Because I managed that.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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3 years
If I have any college-aged followers, please please please listen when I tell you go after your passion and not money. You have no idea how soul-crushing it is to wake up every day and do something you do not love.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
6 months
I’d rather be stuck in a cave with a rabid walrus than to ever spend NYE in Times Square.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
1 year
Watching videos that end like this is better than sex
@ass_beaters
𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼
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I need this dude to narrate every road rage video
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3 years
IT’S TIME. First time out since March 2020 with no restrictions. The bar can be crowded. I can touch people. I won’t, but I could. And I don’t have to match a mask to my dress 😷 🍸
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7 months
It’s only took 39 years for me to wear a Christmas bow in my hair. Next year: pigtails. The year after that: bonnet. Christmas regression.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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1 year
I was trying to explain Third St of Niagara Falls to my dad this past weekend and the best word I could come up with was “Chernobyl”.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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1 year
Once it hits your lips it’s so good
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3 months
Others loved it
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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4 months
The hat isn’t green but I made it work with the earrings ☘️
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5 months
I will never be as cool as my mom and it’s annoying
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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24 days
Pool. Dave Grohl. Vizzys. Appropriate and sufficient amount of sunscreen to protect against the advanced signs of aging. Spinach dip.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
Always save your finest clothes for the weekend
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 years
Ummmmm the plow is stuck
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5 months
I managed to do my hair and makeup in the dungeon of a bathroom and I made it out alive
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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2 years
Come on. So cool.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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6 months
Nine years ago today I met the coolest person ever.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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11 months
I don’t care what party you’re in - you age out. You don’t see people 80+ in office jobs for a reason. It’s not ageism. This isn’t ringing people out at a market. This is important shit and you need to go home. If catching a frisbee would injure you, retire.
@BNONews
BNO News
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U.S. Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell freezes again while speaking at a press conference
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4 years
The only good thing to come out of 2020 - Tiger King. Big thanks to @Bankojw for allowing me to rope him into helping me out completing the look
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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3 years
Merry Christmas to my earrings and earrings only
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6 years
Incognito is the girlfriend who tells you she’s pregnant to get you to stay
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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4 years
I love a good fake lash but some of you look like you glued a push broom to your eye. The goal is to look cute but NOT startle people.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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3 years
If we win, I’m going streaking. I don’t care how cold it is.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
2 years
I’m walking in a summer dress in 72° weather in Buffalo in November? This feels so wrong. But smells like Cheerios.
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My mom complaining about a movie playing in a doctor's office: It was some movie with David Spade and they were talking about BJs and everything else right in the waiting room! Me: Ok, please don't say "BJ" and if it had @DavidSpade in it, it was probably really good.
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Realized it was Steve Nicks’ birthday and I just happened to wear my Fleetwood Mac shirt today. Also made this very cool face. Win-win.
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
9 months
I wasn’t kidding
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9 months
I am one of the reasons this sold out and if you think I won’t be wearing this with heels, you’re crazy
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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1 year
If your shirt doesn’t fully express your existence, can you even wear it to the gym?
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
Checking out @HofbrauhausB . Loud German singing is relaxing.
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2 years
How perfect are these?
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5 months
That’s what you think. 21 vs 40
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@iBaseball_1
Rich Ωue 🐶⚾️ The Equalizer🥋
5 months
They be doing these “me at 21” posts and not “me at 30” posts because they know they let themselves go within that 10 years 🤣
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@Buffalo_Blondie
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17 days
Metallic wallpaper is up. Chandelier is next. Then almost to the finish line.
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Saturday night used to be for gettin’ low. Now it’s for deep conditioning.
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Love me some Buffalo buildings
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@Buffalo_Blondie
Buffalo Blondie
3 years
My dad’s shorts are brighter than your future
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