The following is a Profile Roast™ by
@Btrader00
of
@brockpierson
Disclaimer: I got Brock’s permission on a space, and he said he couldn’t be roasted because he makes fun of himself. We’ll see about that…
Roast Level: $1.50 Costco Hotdog
Profile Name: Brock Pierson, I am not
So I went and counted my verified followers. Out of 1530, I have exactly 700 blue checkmarks followers!!
So about 46%. Is this a good number?
What is yours?
Hey X fam! Sorry that I have been MIA lately. I started a second job and it’s kicking my boot!
Hope all is well with y’all. I may stick to liking and reading your posts for a bit going forward. Especially in the evenings.
The following is a Profile Roast™ of
@TeslaBoomerMama
Disclaimer: This is going to be a gentle roast as Ale𝕏andra asked me to be nice. Plus TeslaBoomerPapa has his shotgun aimed at my nuts. Treading carefully…
Roast Level: Mild German Sausage.
Profile Name: Ale𝕏andra Merz
The following is a Profile Roast™ by
@Btrader00
of
@HeidiBriones
Roast Level: Spicy Taco
Profile Name: Heidi, simple and elegant. Bit cat fishy because I thought it was Heidi Klum following me and I almost lost it, then I looked at your picture.. you are no Heidi Klum…
GM X Family! How is everyone doing this 2nd day of October?
Here is morning assignment:
Reply with one word below and I will form the story this evening...