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My friend signed up for Trump emails with the first name Fuck and it makes them all sound vaguely horny

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Did college dorms used to have land lines?

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84 year old man in my apartment complex is gay and asked me at the apartment happy hour if I was “a friend of Dorothy’s” and I had NO idea that he was asking if I was gay! Have y’all ever heard of that

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Another way of saying this is, Planned Parenthood is available few blocks away from where the DNC is happening and they're offering some free health services during DNC to make a statement. DNC isn't launching abortion pills out of a tee shirt cannon into the crowd c'mon yall

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Free abortions, vasectomies will be available to DNC attendees in Chicago

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The replies are here are equal parts hilarious/fun, informative, and completely condescending which is a good representation of my experience with Gen X

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@pocketdefender @jacobin_67 @princessashtray This is the worst news

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Will share this Rachel Held Evans quote every year

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I was that young gay boy reading @BethMooreLPM saying that homosexuality was “particularly demonic.” I was that young gay man reading her repent for ever writing that. Her repentance and advocacy gives me hope for family and friends still stuck in the abuse of fundamentalism.

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This is Gilmore girls related

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This is the darkest thing I’ve seen

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THE COVID SHUFFLE!

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Catholics after ACTS retreats: I had such a life changing experience I’ll never be the same Me: wow that’s awesome. What happened? Them: It was so amazing Me: dang. how so? Them: *pretends they didn’t hear me* such an unforgettable weekend

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2 years

I got accepted into my first choice for PhD school this morning

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A girl in college told me that she doesn’t think women should teach men when I referenced a sermon by a woman. I told her if that were true then she shouldn’t be rebuking me

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@ALameAttempt @SorryMomDotGov There’s a lot to unpack here

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@LizMaupin I made friends with an Iranian college student over Instagram and we FaceTimed a few times and now he DEMANDS to FaceTime with me daily and I think it is mostly a language barrier but I had to tell explain to him that was unrealistic

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Just realized I haven’t had any suicidal ideation since I came out!!

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So today is the day I finally come out of the closet as a gay, celibate, Christian man and also announce the release of my book. I’d like to thank @wipfandstock for believing in my story enough to publish it, and for letting me trust them with such a personal project

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My 4 y/o niece saw a kitten this morning and told me she felt the holy Spirit and the holy Bible inside of her when she saw the kitten

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This is getting far too much attention. I’m a poor grad student if you want to Venmo me while you lecture me

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5 years

@KylePlantEmoji Okay this is way out of my comfort zone but I couldn’t help but notice

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I think if all the secretly LGBT affirming pastors came out as affirming at once, evangelicalism would implode

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4 years

The world staring at Wisconsin and Michigan rn

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@ collin-brice One dollar and I will smile and nod to whatever you have to say about dorm landlines

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@abby_e_o @IwriteOK holy shit. I hope the neighbors are safe

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@lindsayfickas civil disobedience

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@christoffj We’re getting coffee on Tuesday so I can hear more!

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2300 replies and for some reason there aren’t a thousand cute boys who followed me today

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I am always torn between wondering if some of my (ex) friends are simply this homophobic or this poor at listening to not understand that I’m literally coming out as celibate?? I’d laugh if I didn’t feel like crying

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why does he keep bringing up windmills and how they kill birds? For like six years? It feels like his most consistent issue he wants to address

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Trump: The environmentalists want wind. The wind is blowing today. The whole thing is a hoax. The wind kills our birds

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Not funny enough to be good at Twitter Not attractive enough to be good at Instagram Not dumb enough to be good at Facebook 😌

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Nicene Creed but add "literally" before every line

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My takeaway was mostly that I think a lot of things people believe they don’t actually believe

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When this friend was on Twitter he had a tweet featured in celebrities read mean tweets.

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@emilykmay Meanwhile NO one is calling me a whore no matter what I post 😞

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As a gay person, anytime I feel pressure to defend my humanity or my imago dei, I remember I don’t have to I’ve spent years studying ways to practically help people and I’m not for one second embarrassed that I don’t have the theological vernacular to impress those who hate me

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@partygoblintime @LizMaupin Honestly same

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@Hillsong What’s the staff members Venmo just wondering

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@emilykmay I'm 100% helping him wash his car in my swimsuit

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I remember M*tt Ch*ndler preaching that he and his wife would be together in heaven and that was a moment for me that I was like wow these men are asking something of me they’re not even willing to consider happening to them in heaven

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@SlurricaneH @guidotyke I'm a speech language pathologist and feel like I have to go take blood pressure medication after seeing that video

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I can not believe guys don't get to have purses unless you are queer or willing to unlearn some stuff. Do you know how great it is to have 24/7 access to chapstick, edibles, ibuprofen, Allegra D, hot chili oil, ear plugs, floss, and a book??? I do

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I have lived in Texas my whole life and found out yesterday that I’ll be moving to Cincinnati. What do I need to know about the Midwest?

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Is weird Christian twitter just evangelicals who are cool with cussing and hate the SBC? (if so, I’m in) Like, what unites y’all?

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My cousin built this just like as a hobby

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Has anyone else seen that meme about how weather in Texas changes a lot? VERY clever. I love how it points out that some days are cold and other days are hot

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4 years

Goodnight to everyone except the worship artist who was going to let me use his lyrics in my book until he found out I was gay!!

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unpopular opinion apparently but I think the full coconut tree quote is endearing and wise

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@skeletonpup I found some redemption

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Some Christians reject anything mysticism and then say things like “I was just sitting on the top of that mountain and was overcome with the feeling that I am loved by God” at their church retreats

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I have now lost two friends to suicide this month. This is going to sound cliche but I mean it desperately: please know people love you and need you here.

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I don't think same sex marriage is biblical but you know what I still am able to say (and honestly say it) when my sister married her veterinarian girlfriend this weekend? "Welcome to the family!" and "I'm so happy for y'all!!" and "Can I have some money?"

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If we're thinking Jesus is coming back just because disasters are happening to us Americans, let's take a step back from that narcissism...

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@megannnkoontz What they did after matters a lot to me personally. Did they try to get away with as much as possible afterward or did they confess, own it, and accept the consequences? I've cut someone off for doing the former and felt comfortable sticking by someone else for doing the latter

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@FranziaMom I remember listening to that song like every night on my iPod touch while looking out a window. Any window

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I used to go to a very problematic mini-mega church and their Facebook got hacked and I'm crying

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Me: comes out of the closet God:

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@emilykmay Wow I thought widower was someone who causes someone to be a widow 😂

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In the mood for my parents to drop me off at cheddars to meet some friends and then we can walk to Tinseltown together for a movie after we eat

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If you follow me, like this tweet and I’ll assign song lyrics that fit some part of my perception of you. There are a lot in my brain. I did this a few years ago so sorry if you get the same lyrics

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A publisher just emailed me and unfortunately said they weren’t going to move forward with my book proposal...from October...of last year...for a book I’ve already published

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I am Begging churches to make their affiliation with a denomination clear on their website

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Andy Stanley gave a pretty vanilla talk on the LGBT people at his church and now we're all having to endure every self proclaimed thought leader cracking his knuckles and typing away until egos are satiated and the gays are put in their place

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Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite mixed orientation marriage couple

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@Brandon93Smith I would've lied and said it was a diet for a medical condition and called her insensitive

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Did anyone go through a phase where 2010 Regina Spektor songs made them feel sooooo profound and transcendent?

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Me when someone assumes I'm promiscuous because I'm gay: "Im actually relatively asexual and a virgin" Me when someone congratulates me on being one of the "good ones" because I'm gay and not very sexual:

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I tested negative for Covid and positive for needing attention 24/7 (they swabbed both nostrils)

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Lots of celibate Christians want a friendship like Frodo and Sam who love each other dearly but Sam ends up getting married and Frodo ends up desperately in pain and leaves because it’s unbearable and I’m not super into that part

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@brianjoralvarez Is he entering his adderall era of his career or just very happy or both

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Jacob Just wanted to take a moment and say that while I've often found your words hurtful that I still see you as an image bearer who is beautiful and nuanced.

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Ironically, it was not my struggle with sexuality that initiated the deconstruction of my faith, but the church’s treatment and attitude toward people of color

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@PastorBenMarsh It has to be rage bait

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@hoodedmexican Blocked cause you didn't follow me back

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Has anyone's church done "Oceans" by "Hillsong" yet? VERY powerful song

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Best Substitutes in Nederland, Tx ranked: 15. you 14. cant 13. rank 12. them 11. because 10. they 9. are 8. all 7. unique 6. and 5. have 4. different 3. teaching 2. techniques 1. Mr. Stansbury

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This made me laugh so hard this morning I was crying

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As someone raised in the church, I often heard the statistic that only 1% of abortions were rape victims As someone who regularly observes the life of Jesus, I care about the 1%

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I am crying. I don't even remember deserving this

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Sometimes I'll look through my block list and remember how unsafe younglife is for LGBT+ kids in southeast texas

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People ask why I don’t share my theological positions more and I am like sis, I was told I couldn’t be on leadership because I don’t believe in eternal conscious torment

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Am apparently a match for a newborn baby who needs bone marrow. I registered for this in 2016. Have been crying the past like 20 minutes lol

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I also wonder how often we make basically religious OCD the goal

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Something I struggle with is the realization that the level of Bible study / religious devotion I was surrounded with growing up was the result of religion being people’s neurodivergent Special Interest… …which means that level cannot be expected of the average person?

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Has anyone watched Cunk on Earth on Netflix? I’m only two minutes into episode 1 but I am already laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes

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Love it when Christians discuss groups of people with no representation present. Probably could’ve easily gotten a side B and a side A person to discuss this with you, Becket

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Enjoy your Christian ideas in your Godly coffee shops. I’ll be crying with, counseling, and rehabbing people who desperately need it.

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@theseanhavens “Wanna go to Olive Garden”

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Well I'm very high and need to go to bed because I'm singing at church tomorrow and the texts are now rolling in. They just found my friend's body it seems

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Christians, especially the churchless christians: instead of increasing your tithe to whatever it goes to, consider paying for therapy sessions for someone with church trauma

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Do apple watches tell us what our mood is now???

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A director of rehab who knows me just messaged me tonight to let me know I’m going to hell cause I’m gay. His mistake was messaging me this while I was at a wine bar

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Say what you want about side b people but the amount of tenderness where there should only be anger is nothing short of a miracle #ReVoice22

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My 86 year old gay neighbor is taking me to the symphony tomorrow

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Gay Christians who continually fight for dignity in the church are fucking champs. A different breed. I don’t feel strong enough to hang onto hope for it tonight. Too many tired tears tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

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I think one of my favorite vibes is hanging out with a girl before an event while she is sitting on her bedroom floor in front of her full length mirror with makeup sprawled on the floor (all within reach) and a hair straightener warming up with music playing

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Dirty Kroger 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒 𝓂𝑒... Kroger on Dowlen 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝑒... H-E-B 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈...

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Treat yourself this month!!! Light a candle :) Take a bath :) Don't pay rent :) Steal something :) Hex your enemies :))

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