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Florida Man | 2A advocate | Drone Photographer | Cloud Computing Nerd | Opinions are my own | Memes are probably stolen | 🏴‍☠️📟

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I was 20 years old working my first IT job on the morning of September 11, 2001. My boss at the time was in NYC. He had a business meeting the night before at a restaurant in the towers. He was attending a conference just down the street. I had spent part of the morning
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A lot of noise has been made about this photo and the whole parade in the rain incident. A lot of superficial clucking about how bad the optics were etc. These are not bad optics. We don't need a 77 year old billionaire that retreats to his country club in New Jersey during the
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@CountDankulaTV @elonmusk The digital version of your mom telling you to stop making funny faces because it might get stuck like that.
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We gotta do better than this folks.
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Candace's ability to make herself the victim in any situation is unmatched.
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Trump 2024 is all about what you are supposed to do for him so he can have his revenge. DeSantis 2024 is all about what he will do to fix this country through lasting cultural change. If we elect DeSantis we will be winning elections 20 years from now because of him. If we
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I live in rural Florida. We are as red as can be. Still on a weekly basis I encounter people that in all aspects of their lives they live conservative values but refuse to support Trump and Republicans because of things like making fun of this kid. They grow their own food.
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Tim Walz's kids tear up: "That's my dad!"
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I'm starting to think MAGA is a psyop to destroy the conservatism.
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@OwenBenjamin Wait what? You really think the Earth is flat?
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Trump in 2016: "I will hire only the best people." Trump in 2023: "I only hired him for the most important job in the White House because his wife promised he would say nice things about me." Can we please end this clown show?
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Also an odd quirk about Floridians is that despite living in a state where it rains nearly every day for 6-9 months out of the year virtually none of us own or use umbrellas. We will walk straight through the rain like it's not happening.
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@BenjaminPDixon @GovRonDeSantis @TeamDeSantis @DeSantisWarRoom All of those Nazi flags are still creased like they were purchased and unfolded for the photos...
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In five months Charlie Kirk went from demanding Speaker Johnson ban TikTok to singing it's praises. Amazing what one billionaire donor that is invested in TikTok can do. How it started: How it's going:
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@RashidaTlaib Were any of your staff members injured by the pagers?
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@KaladinFree Black wealth is family wealth. Skin color doesn't change the fact that men want happy stable families that we can leave better off when our time is up. It's literally what we live for.
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@elonmusk @JohnBrennan He's just mad you killed his bot farm.
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How Truth Social is killing Donald Trump's finances and may sink his Presidential bid. The revelation that Trump is launching a legal defense fund is causing me to want to really delve into this in a long form post. I want to get a few disclaimers out of the way before we get
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@realchrisrufo In an ironic twist of fate it is the Muslims that will save Western Culture from itself.
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DeSantis supporters it is important that you understand these numbers and what they mean in practice. The math doesn't lie. At the current fundraising and burn rate Team Trump are out of money around November. The looming indictments mean it may happen sooner. What this means is
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Rob Pyers
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Today's first Trump PAC filing is in...the dormant Trump MAGA Cmte, which served as the small-dollar joint fundraising committee in 2016 and 2020, spent $202.8K on operating expenditures, sent $1.02M to the Save America leadership PAC paying his legal bills, and has $3.29M left.
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@GatorsDaily I really hope this is some kind of April Fool's joke gone wrong.
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@GmorganJr Maybe sit this one out? The pattern is pretty well established at this point and I don't think many people believe you anymore.
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@RealCandaceO No one is uniting behind Trump Candace. Trump and his campaign called DeSantis a pedophile, said Casey faked her cancer, said DeSantis had a role in killing his sister, said the DeSantis' were bad parents, and called Casey a cunt. That entire time people like you had the nerve
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This is a pathetic show of weakness. If Trump was really winning by 60 points he would not be begging DeSantis to drop out to unify the party. The party would be unified. This is a primary. You are not entitled to anything. Go earn the votes.
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@GarandThumb1 Create education programs for kids and young people to learn about guns in school.
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The rules around meat processing and sale are insane. Simplifying these would revitalize rural areas and create a healthy and resilient localized food supply. Of all the smack I talk in social media this is the most important bill to me right now. My farming neighbors would go
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Great video by Stossel explaining why the PRIME Act is needed…
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@ggreenwald I want this framed.
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I have never seen such a complete unforced meltdown of a political career. Amazing.
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Take a moment to admire the cold blooded strategic win the Democrats had today in supporting @mattgaetz motion to vacate the Speaker. 1. McCarthy is the most effective fund raiser in the House. 2. McCarthy had a track record of winning seats for Republicans. 3. McCarthy's
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@alexbruesewitz Your entire argument is these people got away with stuff so Trump should too? That's the best you got?
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@stillgray She straight up admits she was indoctrinated into this in college
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I am now 43 years old. Bill Clinton took office when I was 12 years old. Bill Clinton is younger than both Joe Biden and Donald Trump. I think we've let that generation mess things up enough. #DeSantis2024
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The dissident right is spiraling hard. They have no ally in Trump and are increasingly only found online. 1. Anyone upset about our atomic weapons use has never had to make a hard call with no good options. War sucks and there is a reason why we say WW2 was the last war the US
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Trump's only guiding principle is that he wants people to say nice things about him. We saw the tragic effects of popularity-seeking leadership without principles in 2020. -Wouldn't fire Fauci because Fauci was popular. -Signed Cares Act because he thought that's what people
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@Abdullah_Om3r03 That's not silence. We are all cheering the Israelis.
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A reminder that the real problem Cernovich has with DeSantis is that DeSantis refused to hire him as an advisor.
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He’s a real POS, it’s one thing to back a candidate for cash, it’s another to spread complete lies. DeSantis never said this 👇🏻
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Trump told me I'd get tired of winning. He then went on a 7 year losing streak and the only thing I'm tired of are his and people like Loomer's (who has also never won an election) excuses. It's just a never ending stream of pathetic whining. No one cares. Win or get out of the
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WTF is this?
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This is an actual campaign statement. I'm going to enjoy watching every last one of these degenerates lose their jobs.
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@michaelmalice I love them calling him "Substack Man". People that couldn't earn a paying audience if their lives depended on it are critical of someone who can. Then almost every single one of them that works for a billionaire say Taibbi is doing PR for the world's richest man.🤡🌎
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I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.
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@shoe0nhead What's wrong with normal trees? Why can't we just keep those?
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@greg_price11 I'm surprised these guys keep falling for this. Everyone knows lefty chicks are not hot.
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Trump just confused W Bush and Jeb Bush. Is he avoiding the debates because he is no longer mentally with it?
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I live here. For seven years I lived walking distance from this bridge. I had friends send me videos of this as they drove by today. I grew up in Orlando and knew the people that manufactured boy bands. This is the same concept but applied to political BS. I don't know if they
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These people just invaded Israeli homes and dragged women and children into the streets to rape and shoot them. Save your pity party. They are lucky to be taken alive.
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How is everyone not tired of this yet?
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MAGA is shook at discovering DeSantis supporters aren't paid and genuinely like him. They can't understand what that is like.
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@ThisIsKyleR Blink twice if they are holding you hostage.
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@LeftismForU People won't play make believe with me and I'm mad about it.
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@ScottAdamsSays If it weren't for the people California would be amazing
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@bennyjohnson Also a massive influx of conservatives coming to a platform where they can now talk. I'm one of those guys.
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In the last two hours, Donald Trump has posted 12 times about DeSantis. If DeSantis is really not a threat why is he occupying so much of Trump’s mind? I think I know…
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MAGA hates every successful Republican.
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@GmorganJr It appears to me from the documents you've shown that Hillary and her family and everyone involved are more concerned with keeping the kids away from Steven than money. I wonder why that is?
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This is the guy @RealCandaceO wanted to moderate the debate with @benshapiro ...
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A few questions to ask in regard to Iran/Israel war: 1. Who benefits from this war financially? 2. Who’s secretly instigating this war? 3. Who does this war impact negatively the most? 4. Is Netanyahu baiting US into a war? 5. How does this impact 2024 election?
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@ClownWorld_ The Crying Gang
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@stillgray He has a Yellowstone shirt on.
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Imagine thinking this is good.
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@veera_is_veera @ClownWorld_ I don't like how accurate this is
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Truth Social and Rumble are locked in a death spiral and are taking us with them. This summer I wrote about how Elon buying X (Twitter then) had set off a chain of events that was killing Truth Social and putting a serious strain on Trump’s finances. I now believe that Truth
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Trump is lying to you in this post. 1. His legal team elected to have a bench trial. 2. The judge ruled as was expected. The trial now is to decide the penalty he faces not if he is guilty or not. That has already been decided. 3. The judge did not say MAL was worth $18m. He
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@DrChrisCombs Maybe you missed the part where they designed it with AI?!?!?!?! "Draw a cool plane that would go super duper fast!"
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Why does Team Trump hate all of the successful Republican governors?
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@fredurfnik That man no longer exists.
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I'll explain the game being played here by conservative media and use Benny's post here as an example. Benny thinks that going against Trump will hurt his views so he supports Trump. He knows full well that Trump is virtually guaranteed to lose the general. He sees that as an
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Newsom: "Neither of us will be the nominee for our party in 2024." 👀
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Trump is now openly trying to primary Congressmen who endorsed DeSantis instead of him. Not only that but one of the best and most conservative Republicans in the House. Watching Trump get demolished politically and legally is going to be fun.
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MAGA is real mad that DeSantis pointed out that Trump helped that inflation along with his crazy spending and printing of money. I even saw a guy on here today try to claim that it wasn't Trump that spent the money but Congress. We all got checks with Trump's name on it. Was
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@MrAndyNgo @yoyoel @elonmusk The Bay Area is MAGA country!
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@reddit_lies Most of us did, as kids, and then we grew up and got better jobs.
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Trump just shared an MSNBC article by far left Medhi Hasan to smear DeSantis. Trump should drop out of the race to focus on his legal defense and mental health. His finances won't support a campaign much longer.
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@MattWalshBlog If you swap pit bull with guns you could have had a David Hogg rant.
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@JoJoFromJerz The Department of Education was created in 1979. Every year since then we have had a measurable decline in the quality of education our children receive. If it was abolished tomorrow the only people that would notice are the bureaucrats that depend on it for a living.
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Catturd makes this ridiculous assertion without citing a single thing DeSantis has dropped the ball on. He can't because there isn't one. What most likely happened in those four short months is that Team Trump started paying him.
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@TRHLofficial Destroying an entire state is a weird way to describe the absolute economic boom and wonderful lives we are loving here in Florida. 😂
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@RepAdamSchiff @RepSwalwell You verifiably used your position on the committee to lie to the public and play politics. You are lucky that's all that happened.
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Notice the focus on the money here. Trump feels entitled to the DeSantis war chest. What they won't tell you is that at this time in the 2016 primary Trump was polling even worse than DeSantis is now. The reality is Trump can't endure a drawn-out campaign. Between his
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“If Desantis isn’t a threat, why do you want him to drop out?” Because he’s spending millions of dollars against our strongest candidate & he’s 50 points down in some states, accomplishing nothing but making RINOS rich @RonDeSantis needs to stop being selfish & do what’s best
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Campaign is going great guys. A few more horse semen jokes and it'll be a 50 state landslide.
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DeSantis: "I will abolish the Department of Education and get the federal government out of the school system." Trump: "I will use the power of the federal government to force schools to turn principals into politicians." Choose your fighter.
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President Trump: "I will fight for the direct election of school principals by parents!"
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@dom_lucre @elonmusk Have you tried not lying?
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@stillgray The trash is taking itself out.
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@AmiriKing Rudolph was a convicted felon at the time and has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for the various crimes committed during this altercation.
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Facts that Trump supporters want to pretend are not real: - Trump is very pro Covid vaccine and has admitted to being vaccinated and boosted. - Trump signed the CARES Act because the CEO of Blackrock told him to do it. - Trump implemented George Soros policy because Soros'
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@DefiantLs @Timcast Don't cut out the best part!
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@bonchieredstate @just_mindy @sppeoples "Why aren't you taking gotcha questions from our plants in the audience?"
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@RepMattGaetz @elonmusk @Timcast I think Steve is way off base here and Tesla is working hard to get away from its dependence on China just like the US should be doing.
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@ggreenwald The best part is that it has been 8 minutes and Greenwald has already gotten more likes on his takedown than Kessler did on the post.
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@TheQuartering Jeremy making the rebuttal video wasn't smart imo. They could have left it alone and let SC launch his venture and that would have been it. They outed themselves as being defenders of big tech.
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Right leaning media is every bit as corrupt as left leaning media.
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Already started partying in Palm Beach w Alina Habba
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I live in rural central Florida and can assure you this is not the case. My cattle ranching neighbor took down his Trump sign and said "F*ck that vaccine salesman".
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@MaxNordau All my friends in rural Florida are all behind Trump. We think of Ron DeSantis a a sell out. He took money from the Republican Rhinos who are disguised...they are really deep state, like Lindsay Graham and Mitch M. We are all ready for a MAGA Revolution
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@SteveDeaceShow I'm sitting it out because Trump is no better. I'd rather have Republicans fighting Kamala than enabling Trump.
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@TimRunsHisMouth Concerned about obtaining an abortion...
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@MacFarlaneNews @TheAKGuy for your next cursed guns episode.
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Is this supposed to be a threat?
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@Pink What was happening is that left leaning school districts were being belligerent in their "compliance" with the law in order to generate the news stories that convinced you a bunch of books were banned when they were in fact not. The special instructions were something to the
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No @JMilei is not a populist. Being friendly and comfortable with people is not populism. Javier Milei is a conservative leaning libertarian leader that is fearlessly showing Argentina that radical transformation of their government is not only necessary but good. A populist is
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@LaCivitaC @realDonaldTrump I have a scam post to report.
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@Non_Fudd @K12ssdb You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like.
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Trump is begging with tears in his eyes that we let him have the nomination without a fight and instead pay his legal bills. Beating Biden and the Democrats will be easy if we nominate DeSantis. It will be impossible if we nominate Trump.
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TRUMP: "The party should come together. People should drop out of the race."
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