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1 year

I had to do it, guys. #ChristIsLord

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There’s a whole lot of tragedy in both of these posts.

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This was me dancing with my daughter at a wedding sixteen years ago. Today I will dance with her again at her own wedding. Lord give me the strength.

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Men, do whatever it takes. This is the way!

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3 years

Apparently @ConceptualJames and @joerogan thought today was a good day to break the internet.

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Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this on Sunday morning?

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@samuel_costner Dwight:

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My Reformation Day announcement (for what it’s worth) Over the past four months I have done much reading and praying and a change has occurred. Some of my mutuals will be glad to hear this, while others will likely have an opposite reaction. I have made the move from

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Christians should be taking dominion as… - electricians - barbers - dentists - gym owners - restauranteurs - carpenters - coffee roasters - web designers - government officials - homemakers - instructors - bakers - plumbers - doctors - mechanics - CPAs - etc.

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3 months

@creation247 If this picture of a Reformed Protestant pastor absolutely ripping a heater gets more likes then you need to admit you’ve misrepresented Protestants.

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8 months

We’re DINKS!

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DINKs are just nihilists who lack the courage to fully carry out their convictions.

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3 months

Tucker keeps dropping Ws.

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@creation247 It’s a W

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9 months

Dear Christian, sing the words of this song today. Sing and believe the words of this song today. Sing, believe, smile and shout the words of this song today with joy. For Christ is still seated on His throne of all authority.

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@Protestia “The church that can't worship must be entertained. And leaders who can't lead a church to worship must provide the entertainment.” — A.W. Tozer

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1 year

Unpopular opinion: If women left the workforce and went home there would be more money for men to earn to take care of their household.

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4 months

The stones will cry out.

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Facts

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June 1st-30th and every other day of the year.

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@billysandytodd @ericareport

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10 months

I am a Christian and I believe that there are no promises that apply to the Jewish people (as a people) today outside of Christ. I hold to biblical covenant theology.

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10 months

If you are a Christian and you believe that there are no promises that apply to the Jewish people (as a people) today outside of Christ, then you hold to a form of replacement theology.

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@RollingStone A glowing endorsement!

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2 months

The real ones know.

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8 months

1. God endows us with rights. 2. God doesn’t endow anyone with the right to worship Satan. 3. The right to worship Satan doesn’t exist.

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The "right" to worship Satan doesn't exist.

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7 months

May God bless Michael Cassidy for a thousand generations.

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7 months

BREAKING: @RepubSentinel can reveal that Michael Cassidy, a Christian and former military officer, tore down and beheaded the Satan altar in the Iowa Capitol:

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Mark Driscoll called out a spirit of Jezebel at the James River Church “Stronger” men’s conference and Pastor John Lindell shut him down. I saw the video and it was pretty excellent. Also, Driscoll was right.

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This response from @HwsEleutheroi has got to be the most epic and concise takedown of Mormonism that I have ever seen.

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4 months

“Replacement theology” is the dispensational dog whistle against biblical covenant theology.

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7 months

We are red meat respecters. Most of our half of a cow made it into the upright freezer. The rest went into our smaller chest freezer. WAGMI

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10 months

When asked about OF, this is this kings simple response.

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1 year

Which way fellow Baptist?

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3 months

@creation247 Protestant preacher here.

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9 months

New #ChurchClothes live.

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5 months

Overdue #ChurchClothes post. Go to church!

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2 years

I was so impressed with @dalepartridge on @CrossPolitic , that I had to order his book immediately. It just arrived. On the back cover: "Jesus was the most masculine man to walk the earth. In fact, if you hate masculinity, you will hate the biblical Jesus."

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2 months

Bro, please bro…

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We’ve finally crossed the red line guys

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9 months

My wife: Very gently uses her experiences to encourage women about physical beauty and caring for their body. Xwitter wackos: You’re ugly; have bad style; eww, gray hair; shallow; should end yourself. This place is just wild sometimes. My wife is beautiful, kind, caring (too

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2 years

Hanging out with my boy (maybe overnight) as he’s about to go in for an emergency appendectomy. I’m now asking for prayers and memes.

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5 months

Hillary coming out in support of Trump wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card.

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A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for a national abortion ban. Pass it on.

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@Totally_Brandon 😆

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1 year

- Slander of a brother in Christ. - Mockery of a brother in Christ. Both bad.

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4 months

GM lads! Did you spend time in prayer and Scripture reading this morning?

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3 months

Coram Deo Reformed Church is moving forward with trying to purchase this building. We desperately need a bigger space and this building would provide us with all we would ever need. Things seem very promising at this point and it could happen within the next couple of weeks.

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2 years

The Jesus and John Wayne journey is finally over. My simple summary: The book is overwhelmingly a one-sided, hypocritical hit piece against conservative, patriarchal Christianity by a leftist pseudo-christianity that seems to affirm homosexuality and feminism.

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1 year

The “judge not” folks seem to really be getting after it lately with this passage of scripture.

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11 months

@smashbaals Patriarchy is inevitable.

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7 months

The Moscow mood strikes again.

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1 year

I am extremely thankful today for the sovereign and gracious hand of the Lord.

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1 year

The LDS missionaries returned moments ago. I didn’t feel like I had the time to talk with them today, but I felt that I had to be faithful to the witness of Christ so I sacrificed the time. In God’s providence they asked how they could pray for me so I told them about my head

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1 year

Who’s going to tell him?

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7 months

Guys, I think it’s past time to stop interacting with the false teachers (Lambert, Young, etc.) and simply hand them over to Satan.

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4 months

Make the transformative power of Jesus Christ our King more visible today. Happy Resurrection Day!

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5 months

You all can relax; We’re gonna find out what effin’ on the blimblam means.

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Moscow here we come!

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@NathanielJolly This is why people shouldn’t get upset when we call it a loser eschatology.

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1 year

I wish I could meet just one anti-Calvinist person who actually understood Calvinism. That would be pretty neat. Then again, if that person truly understood the doctrines of grace, they would likely become a Calvinist.

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For those who think it’s acceptable to sub juice for wine for communion due to a history of drunkenness; I say this with sincere care, charity, and for your CONSIDERATION (caps for emphasis - don’t miss that). In no way am I attempting to be insensitive. However, if an ounce of

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1 year

Can’t remember ever selling alcohol. Otherwise, I’ve done all of these as a child of God. 🍻

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Russell Moore has finally convinced me to take the time to listen to @douglaswils read his book Ride Sally Ride on @canonpress . This app has become nearly all I listen to while roasting coffee, which I do six days a week.

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Men, please do everything within your ability to have your wife remain home and to manage it well. It is tremendously beneficial to your family and it honors the Lord.

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9 months

How effeminate is it to send your wife to work to bear both curses of the fall with pain in childbearing and eating by the sweat of your brow?

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I’m seeing too many people on here saying that Satan is ruling this world, which seems like a hard thing to do when he’s been bound. Christ is ruling now. It would be impossible to disciple the nations if He weren’t.

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Looked at a potential church building today. There are some hurdles in the way, but all things are possible with God, if it be His will.

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1 year

#ChurchClothes

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3 years

“The pastor ought to have two voices; One for gathering the sheep; and another for driving away wolves.” – John Calvin

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3 years

@ZackStrength Me carrying the groceries in from the car.

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A #ChurchClothes post in light of recent Twitter conversations. We all should dress for every occasion in life and the Lord’s Day service is no exception. In fact, it should take precedence over all other occasions. When we come before the Lord for worship, our COMFORT and

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6 months

I have no desire to wear my daughter’s pants.

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Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

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9 months

New #ChurchClothes live.

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10 months

New #ChurchClothes coming soon. Tailored suit for just over $200.

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11 months

I say this as a Baptist; Many of the current criticism of Baptists towards Presbyterians on here are only making Presbyterianism look better to me.

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1 year

Testing… Hey guys, just a reminder that images of Christ are no bueno. For the new folks, it’s because they’re a violation of the second commandment.

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4 months

Remember that the tomb of Jesus is empty, but the throne of Christ is not.

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7 months

Elon seeing it before the Big/Mid Eva crowd does.

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I wear suits when I preach so naturally that must mean that I care more about “looking dapper” than the word of God. Folks don’t like my eschatology so why not turn to ad hominem! Why would I not dress well for the worship of God when I do for other less important social and

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Brandon Lansdown

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9 months

That fermented wine is required for communion.

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9 months

What opinion about alcohol will have you like this?

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@Brian_Sauve NASB95. Excellent word for word translation and no gender neutral compromises.

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9 months

Approaching the one year anniversary of this little gem that caused a significant influx of business.

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This happened in Springfield, MO where I live. I’ve heard stories of an exodus occurring at James River Church and I pray that it not only continues, but increases. We will be ready if/when the Lord leads people to Coram Deo Church. This is not a post about Mark Driscoll.

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Megachurch has strip-show-like performance at men’s conference. Guest speaker Mark Driscoll spoke out against it and was kicked off stage. Unbelievable that any church would allow this. Reason #538 not to attend a megachurch. #ChristIsKing @pearlythingz @sovereignbrah @scrowder

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@_matthewpearson I think he just did a racism.

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For 24 years the Lord has blessed me with a genuine helpmate. She is sweet, compassionate, and a strong defender of her family. I wouldn’t be the man I am today without her. Happy Anniversary, my beautiful one.

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Lots of folks saying Christians shouldn't be mean, or act like bullies. True, true. You know what else they shouldn't do? Speak like apostasizing heretics. This one applies mostly to the people making the first accusation.

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GM. What a magnificent honor we have to get to join together as the Body of Christ and worship our Creator today. Go boldly and joyfully. WAGMI

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The funniest part is that this is the best they’ve got to throw at @DustyDeevers .

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The Machine really doesn’t want to lose the ability to suppress men with porn. They can’t even come up with something funny. But they have to hit back against @DustyDeevers Reject tyranny. Reject porn.

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@BethMooreLPM @Brian_Sauve Beth trying to be snarky with a faithful pastor who's calling for something biblical. Why oppose what Brian said? Are you encouraging immodesty? Or do you just not like him?

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3 months

Let’s go!

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This is my politics

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Every trip that I’ve made to Moscow has included an invitation to a get together like this. They understand community, fellowship, and celebration so well and are quick to include folks from out of town. Christian hospitality at its finest.

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For reasons which I think are obvious, I’m not going to share the vid of the pride parade with nude adults riding bikes in front of children. I’m just going to say that this should happen.

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Here are a few resources that were helpful to me during this process. To be clear, this was a journey in covenant theology and not baptism. That came later. - The Christ of the Covenants (Robertson) - To A Thousand Generations (Wilson) - Covenant Theology (Waters, Reid, Muether)

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Today marks 23 years married (+4 years of dating) to this amazing woman. She’s my greatest supporter, the mother of my children, and she still laughs at my jokes. The Lord has blessed me.

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I move from Credo to Paedo. Christian X: “grifter, Theo troon, reprobate.” Me:

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Dear Christian, Edifying posts > edgy posts. There’s certainly an appropriate time for both, but if the bulk of what you post is an attempt to get a rise out of people then you’re missing it.

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Pro Christian Twitter Tip: You don’t have to reply.

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8 months

Watching @thisisfoster smoke @TGC over the past two days has been spectacular.

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10 months

New #ChurchClothes coming soon. Tailored suit for just over $200.

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2 months

I haven’t been nearly as active on here as of late. My family has been experiencing a fairly intense trial and I would greatly appreciate the prayers of my Christian brethren. I won’t share the details, but know that there hasn’t been any moral failure. I’m taking this time to

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My teenage son came to work with me today. We installed flooring and he worked like a champ. He took initiative, asked questions, and learned new skills. I'll never forget this day. It's awesome being a dad.

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@MiddleearthMixr @CNN

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1 year

I feel extremely blessed by the overwhelming amount of prayers and support from so many of you today. I am beyond thankful to the Lord for all of you.

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9 months

A joyful but bittersweet day for sure. She’s been daddy’s girl from day one, but my baby girl isn’t a baby anymore. I can remember her first steps like they were yesterday. Cherish every moment you have with your children. This day will come sooner than you expect.

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1 year

How was the @New_Christendom conference? It was like this and more! Many thanks to @Brian_Sauve @DanBerkholder @Eric_Conn and @tompawnbadil for having us. I feel quite privileged to have met and chatted with so many great kings and queens.

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The way many Christian men go back and forth with/about others via Xwitter tells me that they have never once been punched in the face.

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