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@BraidenWM
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1 year
Don’t even think about texting me unless you have wished me a Happy Miranda Gas Stove
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@BraidenWM
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*ALL WINNERS SEASON 2 CAST LIST LEAK*
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@justin_al3x Asked my straight friend
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oink oink zoo pals
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11 months
@MindblowingClip Donatella VERSACE 💜
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9 months
ice spice while nicki and megan beef
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@deleteitdyke I need someone in the real world to acknowledge this one
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oink oink zoo pals
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2026 will be my year
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I hope this pontiac vibe survives another 5 years tea
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@dyingscribe
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
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American Dad funny for shit like this
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@BraidenWM
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@ the girl who pushed me because I was actually dancing and I stepped on her foot: please get a personality and go to a dance to dance instead of grinding on your brick wall of boyfriend, you casual, you average, you commoner.
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@BraidenWM
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7 years
*boom* A child
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@BraidenWM
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me thinking I did something but I was just blind and sleep deprived (I’m a bat)
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@BraidenWM
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7. Sasha Colby
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@BraidenWM
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🙈
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@iamvinicius_snr
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i dare you to post a random mirror selfie
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@beyoncegarden I tried to tell you all but no one listened 💔
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@BraidenWM
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4 years
You make my job hell
@wmusocial
| Party @ WMU! |
4 years
What’s the move tonight it’s welcome weekend 🎉🍻
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@BraidenWM
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5 years
. @WesternMichU please just cancel classes and take our midterm grades because I hate this and I wanna die every single day.
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@BraidenWM
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5 years
Idgaf about how many likes I get, especially on Facebook, but seeing such an exposed part of my and my boyfriend being so well taken is very comforting.
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@BraidenWM
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6 years
The police said drop your weapon so I did
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oh they clocked her downnn. look at the way she's thinking she's freshly caught bozo the clown, whole time her georgie slipped and trade playing in her face so nasty
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@365bitxhez @justin_al3x No, just lives in Seattle
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@BraidenWM
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4 years
I just think it is strange that WMU at graduation will show their own mascot ripping up parking tickets as if they know that the parking situation is wrong but will still profit off of it and laugh at us.
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they took my blood today 🩸🧈
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8. Biblegirl
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@BraidenWM
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7 years
So ten minutes before I got to work I got a call that I was accepted to Western's school of music
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7 years
It's 2017, why are people still smoking cigarettes, I'm out here tryna breathe
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2. Biblegirl
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4 years
Someone called Arcadia Flats Chipolte Brutalism
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@BraidenWM
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7 years
Small and Bright, like a rose!
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@BraidenWM
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6 years
Shout out to the girl who bullied me in elementary and middle school, your sticky ass won't be getting a job at black rock, my name was karma today.
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@BraidenWM
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4 years
Men who wear glasses kinda gay....tf u need to see??? Other men???????
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5 years
Need one of these in my room
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8 years
I found this yesterday and I'm so mad
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@BraidenWM
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4 years
@teamjohn_3 @_ellsss_ @FinallyZay They donate to conversion therapy which ultimately kills gay people. It’s not just “against” it is the systematic destruction of LGBTQ psyches. Doesn’t sound very christian, sounds more like hate.
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@BraidenWM
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2 years
If you turn on miller fountain that means it won’t snow until the fall. You promised no more snow. You lied miller fountain.
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10 days
gotta have them ribs (by lorde) …. and pussy too
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@papadablo Not four generations make up the family?
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5 years
Y’all smell like cheese
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Oh you wanna put me at the kids table again? 😤 fine, we’ll just unionize.
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Biblegirl vs Michelle Visage fight was everything (s3-6,13,21)
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Which Drag Race opinion will have you like this
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5 years
Golden hour vs. the golden hour you don��t see:
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5 years
Someone dropped a hydroflask in McKraken hall and that’s why it doesn’t exist anymore.
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4 years
Indie band album covers are like:
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@BraidenWM
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4 years
After having covid last year, not only did it take some senses away and plague with with daily migraines, it also poisoned my brain and convinced to nearly kms, but you know party ig bc there is a high survival rate and totally life long issues regarding the virus.
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4 years
Bring back no talk november - everyone shut up
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bald men with beard save me
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Trust me, men
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4 years
Are anyone else’s instructors just not emailing about this semester at all like idk what is going on do classes even start tomorrow???
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Anti king
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Aldi Brand Sippy Cup: holy grail
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4 years
“My dad is fighting for his life as a cop” Ur dad:
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@BraidenWM
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8 years
I could be yuor angle....or ur devil
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@BraidenWM
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6 years
People: Happy Earth day Earth: so you just gonna bring me some pollution with some pollution on top of pollution with your pollution on my earth day People: Happy Earth Da- *world collapses*
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7 years
Everyone must tell my mom her cake is amazing.
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Betsy DeVos a few days ago
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@BraidenWM
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5 years
Why do music majors need Spotify, just a look at your notes...
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@BraidenWM
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3 years
Happy pride month, love and accept your children. #HappyPrideMonth #Pride2021
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Happy anniversary
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The police said drop your weapon so I did
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“We’re gonna skype our lessons” “You need to record yourself conducting...” “We’re having livestream lectures” “I’m gonna figure out how E-learning works soon”
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troye sivan apparently:
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Troye Sivan and Charli xcx as dolls❤️💙
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When is Sky High 2 coming out
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I love him so much
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4 years
This is sawyer, he is old. Tell him you love him.
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@BraidenWM
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4 years
Y’all tweeted that damn well knowing the welcome week is centered around freshmen, who are underaged, but promoting party culture rn is p toxic bb 💅 love ❤️
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| Party @ WMU! |
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Also we didn’t fully clarify this because it was low key funny seeing so many people upset but, when we tweeted Sat about the move it was in ref to bar moves, we tweeted long ago at the start of the pandemic we wouldn’t be publicly sharing parties during the Rona. (1/3)
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Me, everyday as a restaurant host: hello how ma- White women:
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4 years
Done with finals, took an amazing shower, moisturized, brushed my teeth.....most content i have been since April.
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I just know they would’ve canceled student debt by now…
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BYE betsy devos 🐓💨
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2029 will be my year
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I called my nana and she genuinely asked if I had a boyfriend and I honestly could weep. This is a privilege you don’t think about.
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3 years
I will make it through this semester 🙂 I am a good student 🙂 I will not fail 🙂 I will intern teach in the Fall and graduate as expected
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These two were divorced.
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@BraidenWM
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She sat next to me in band in high school
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Dr. Harris (conducting): six points of contact. Class: okay :) Dr. Harris: okay now do this
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Congratulations @scotland
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I wanna be done with second tri so bad but wind decided to be popular
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I've been feeling ugly all day but I thought if I have enough confidence to walk outside then I have enough confidence to post a selfie.
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Saw a bumper sticker that said “spay and neuter your teenagers”. Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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Someone from Trenton: geer Me:
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FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!
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If you drink the Waldo stadium water you get a football scholarship and probably tetanus idk.
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Moodboard for online education
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Party @WMU ’s account is like 6 years old, just graduate already 😂
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@cryst6l Just say brunch
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@BraidenWM
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5 years
Is this now or two falls ago?
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Row The Boat
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This shifted the culture. Inspired me to purchase a pack of hanes beaters. Never going to tampa tho, stay safe 💜
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Gay guys love Tampa and husband beaters
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