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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

A poem about my club, Middlesbrough. #UpTheBoro #SmellYourMother

Benjamin

@BenFMarg

3 years

A poem about my club, Derby County. #SaveDerbyCounty #SaveOurClub

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

6 months

This is absolutely vile, surely there will be Boro fans on here who knows who she is. Do the right thing. Let’s get her permanently banned, she is not one of us. Lost for words honestly.

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@Tom_LFTV

6 months

Let’s make her famous racially abusing people in the family stand @Boro ban her for life no place in football for it

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Please can I have a Mighty Bucket 4-1? #Boro 😂😂😂

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Sol Bamba @ Stoke-On-Trent rail station. Couldn’t have met a lovelier bloke ❤️ @Sol14Bamba

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

9 months

I just want to thank all the proper Boro fans this weekend who have approached me to show their support after I was the subject of unprovoked homophobic abuse this weekend ❤️ I’ve had a really difficult weekend, and it’s taken a toll on my mental health. This needs to stop.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

There’s no need for how underrated Dijksteel is, the man deserves way more credit. Wow 😍

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Preston Police and Deepdale staff are the best about, always a great away day regardless of the results 👏🏻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

A poem about my Club, Middlesbrough. Part 2. #UpTheBoro #ScamfordBridge

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Do I even need to explain? #UTB

Jogo Bonito

@ufcfooty

1 year

What’s the best individual performance you have ever seen? 👇

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

To all Derby County Fans: Mel Morris screwed over your club, not Steve Gibson. If this was the other way round, I’m sure it would be a totally different story. Cheat the game, face the consequences. Not fair on the fans, but not fair on ours either. Simple.

Middlesbrough FC

@Boro

3 years

A statement from Middlesbrough FC

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

It’s 9:12am. Beers are open. Passing through Leeds. Hard as fuck.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

10 months

I have just celebrated Middlesbrough’s goal by ripping my boxers off in the style of Holk Hogan 🩳 My partner has gone into the bedroom and will not be speaking to me for the foreseeable future 😂

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

9 months

Got into Torquay yesterday! Devon bound for the week! Exeter (a) tonight 🔴⚪️ Plymouth Argyle (a) Saturday 🟢⚪️ Cannot wait for this UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Albert Adomah scoring for Boro you love to see it 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

5 months

Rav Van Den Berg is already on his way to being an absolute superstar, how we managed to pull him I will never know. If it wasn’t for his worldly of a tackle, those 3 points wouldn’t be coming home. A star in the making 👏🏻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

On route to Luton (a) Cole Palmer has the luxury of having my company 😂 UTFB!

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

I really hope you meant this when you were appointed as our manager, Chris Wilder…🤞🏻 #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

I’ve waited 18 months to see Boro get battered 3-0 on a cold rainy Wednesday night in Blackpool. I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

OH WILDER SAID HE SHOULD’VE SIGNED RUDY GESTEDE, OH WORDS CAN’T DESCRIBE, BAN SCOTT PARKER FROM OUR TEESSIDE, JONES’ TOUCH IS MAD, IT NEVER GOES PAST THEIR FIRST MAN THAT’S WHY WE SING THIS SONG, WHERE DID IT ALL GO FUCKING WRONG?

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

531 Bournemouth fans, 12.30pm kick off. Ridiculous mileage. A week before Christmas. Fantastic effort 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Fuck Sky Sports 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Words can’t describe what tonight was like, no words. Up. The. Fucking. Boro ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

You Vs The Person they told you not to worry about #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

I can’t believe all the negativity I’m seeing on here. Before Carrick came in, we were in a relegation battle. With a few games left, we were left comfortably in the play offs. Last season we missed out on the last day. This is the best position we’ve been in for years! UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Early start ✅ Greggs Brekkie ✅ Booze ✅ Boro 🔜 Swansea (a) 🍻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Kieran Scott is our director of football, we should all remember that. Bringing in youngsters with high potential is absolutely what this club has been craving for a long time. Young talent who will be fighting for game time and gems we can make profit on in the future! 👍🏻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Marcus Tavernier never EVER stops, we are so so lucky to have him 💯 #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

On my way back to Salford, only bumped into the one and only Uncle Albert in London 💙 Such a gentleman and asked who we are playing today etc. I told him we all still love and miss him 💯 Legend! UTB!

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Anyone saying we have no chance of getting into the play offs now…give your head a wobble. Played against the best team in the championship and one of the greatest ever strikers to play in this league. We were unlucky but we played class tonight and have a game in hand. UTB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Chris Wilder attracts big players. Chris Wilder attracts Boro fans. Chris Wilder attracts me 😍😍😍

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

4 months

I can’t believe I asked this guy to come to Boro this time last year 😂😂😂😂😂

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Ali Brownlee alongside Maddo would’ve been magical today. I miss that man with all my heart ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Me watching all the rattled Derby fans in the replies 🐸☕️🍿

Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

A poem about my club, Middlesbrough. #UpTheBoro #SmellYourMother

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Still don’t get all this hate on Dan Barlaser, some people saying he’s the worst player they’ve ever seen for Boro. It was the first game of the season, he didn’t get much game time last season. It’s the same with what happened to McGree. Give the lad a chance.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Millwall bound baby UTFB ❤️ #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

For over 30,000 people, their favourite Christmas present was given on the 26th December. Up the fucking Boro ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

After 879 days, I’m finally off meds. No cringey essay this time. Just wanna say that having a poorly head never really goes away, but neither do you. You just get stronger. Up the Boro.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Wilder has always followed his promises. One striker currently having his medical, another waiting to sign. I have nothing but trust in this man and I know he is exactly what our club needs. I think we are gonna be just fine, UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

This is a @MarcBola27 appreciation tweet ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

9 months

Both of those homophobic tweets now say this… This means both of them have deactivated their accounts. This is due to YOUR support! I am so proud to be bisexual, and I am so thankful to everybody who helped me demolish those homophobes! I love my Boro family, thank you! ❤️

Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

9 months

I just want to thank all the proper Boro fans this weekend who have approached me to show their support after I was the subject of unprovoked homophobic abuse this weekend ❤️ I’ve had a really difficult weekend, and it’s taken a toll on my mental health. This needs to stop.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

PAYERROOOOOOOOOO this is the first time in years where I’ve cried when a certain Boro player has scored!!! Buzzing for the lad up the fucking Boro 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ 😭😭😭😭

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

“I have a match ban?” “For 3 games?!”

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Special mention to Red Faction today, their display was absolutely superb! It made you really proud to be a Boro fan in the stands 👏🏻❤️ #UTFB

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

9 months

Not happy with Sam Greenwood like, scoring a worldy freekick to beat top of the league in front of the Berra fans! #UTB

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Lumley has been given many chances, so his criticism is more than justified… However McGree has only played 5 games, with a number of them coming off the bench. He’s also recently came back from injury, hence he’s not going to be fully fit. Give the lad a chance. #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Getting up at 03:30 for a 05:00 coach. It can only mean one thing, matchday baby 😍 Reading (a) 🚌 UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

9 months

I am honoured to be announced the new Chair of Rainbow Reds! I will continue to use my platform to create a safe space for Middlesbrough supporters. I have a lot of plans for the future, and I couldn’t be more excited. Thank you to Matthew & Michelle making this happen! ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

On route to Barnsley Away let’s have yaaaaaa 4.5k Boro fans unbelievable UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

I think Sol Bamba is slightly better than Van Dijk! #UTB

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 months

Alex Gilbert has been a joy to watch since coming on, start him last couple of games we have nothing to lose!

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Pic of the day*

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

3 years

Pic of the day.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

If we signed Muniz, Mowatt & Clarke on deadline day, we’d all be doing Teesside Two Steps, especially me. A boring deadline day but I believe we’ve had fantastic recruitment this summer. A lot of positives to take out. Didn’t get an extra midfielder, but I’m happy. For now.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

4 years

Thank you for having us boyo x

Stephen Tries

@StephenTries

4 years

New sketch is out now x

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

On route to Swansea baby! UTFB ❤️ Anyone know if there’s any sheep strip clubs near the ground?

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

On route to Peterborough (A) We met a scouser and a Reading fan on the way, it’s what it’s all about 👏🏻 I’ve missed this, big game today and a MASSIVE boro following let’s fucking go UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Merry Christmas Boro fans! No matter the result tonight, they’ve given us a cup run to remember. Makes me really proud to follow this club home and away. Into those soft southern bastards UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

10 months

@SkyFootball Where is Hayden Hackney? He literally is playing for the under 21’s and is performing at a fantastic level.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

It may be frustrating support Boro sometimes, but at least I can go home knowing I’m not a homophobe 👍🏻❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Staying in our seats 20 minutes after full time in the South stand with my brothers and my some of my best mates is exactly why I love this club #UTB ❤️❤️❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Cardiff (a) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 UTFB ❤️🍻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

When you realise you’re gonna be attacking against Anferne Dijksteel‘s sweet bum cheeks x

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

I cannot believe there are Boro fans out there slating Red Faction. I bet the same people take photos of their displays and put them all over social media. They’re getting slated for keeping our moral up, without them, we would have a braindead atmosphere. Support your own!

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Quick breakfast stop before I head up to the mighty Boro, oh how I love you ❤️ #UTFB

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Get it done @Boro ✅

The #EFL Zone

@TheFLZone

1 year

Cole Palmer will be allowed to leave Manchester City this summer, most likely on loan. Could anyone tempt him to drop into the Championship? ✍️ (via @CraigHope_DM )

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Benching Giles and Jones 🤝 Receiving your P45

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Andraž Šporar > Chris Wood #BuildABonfire

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

3 points, 2 scrappy halves, 1 wonderful Slovenian. Dael fry = IMMENSE. UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

@SheepShagger111

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

6 months

Tonight is one of the biggest games of my life and a lot of other Boro fans 🙏🏻 Regardless of the result tonight, I am so proud of this team, I love this club so fucking much ❤️ UTFB!

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 months

Was pure buzzing when I saw him in London a couple of years ago. A proper top fella, asked me how Boro were getting on. I don’t think he realises just how much we love him ❤️❤️❤️

Albert Adomah

@uncs37

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@Boro Thank you @Boro you guys are part of this history 🤝🤝Thanks for making it possible #UTB ❤️❤️❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Keep your eyes peeled today Boro fans 👍🏻

Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

I’ve written a poem reply to that whopper who made the Derby one griefing us. Dropping the vid on Sunday… 👀

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

On route to Blackpool! Football is for the fans and it’s back utfb ❤️ #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

UCHEEEE UCHEEEE UCHEEEE

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

8 months

Another step closer, 20 years on… Chelsea in the semi finals! Can we dare to dream? Absolutely. Up the feckin’ Boro ❤️❤️❤️ #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

I’m sick of referees in the championship always playing the fucking victim. Look at what happened to Fry! How about Gavin Ward’s performance against or shall I say for Swansea? The clear headbutt from Charlie Austin the other night. Crying in a situation they created themselves.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Imagine if there was social media when Boro appointed Robbo, let’s give Carrick a chance! He will attract players, bring in a new philosophy and could potentially do wonders for the club. Judge him when we are 3-0 down at Barnsley even though they’re playing with 7 men. UTFB.

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Ain’t nobody like Joe Lumley ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

I’m gonna have to do another poem aren’t I? #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

As a bisexual man, recent events in the Boro community are a bit shit. But you’ve got to focus on the positives. I’m proud to be a Riverside Red. I cannot fucking wait for tomorrow. No matter what numbers we have in the squad, let’s support the boyos on the pitch! UTFB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

7 months

Prove it….stay at Boro. 💔

Morgan Rogers

@morgz_10

7 months

I love this team❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

8 months

On route to Swansea (a) 🔴⚪️ I beg we get a good result today, still plenty to play for despite recent form 💯 I bloody love the championship ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Huddersfield (a) 🍻 Hopefully we might actually win the first round in the Carabao Cup for once 🤣

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

If Riley McGree scores in this tournament, I’m getting an Australian National Team jersey with his name on it. I love him so much x

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

Matty Crooks has been our most underrated signing this season, what a player he is for us 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

1 year

Still feel like pure Philth Mitchell… But nout stops me from a play off semi final first leg! Met a Coventry fan on the way, very sound and very accepting we are off to Wembley! UTFB ❤️❤️❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

What’s everyone gonna miss the most about Tav? I’m gonna miss his little run ups before he took corners 🥹💔

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

🐐 Vs Messi tonight 😍

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

First Away Day of the season! QPR bound 🚌 Morning slurps are underway boyo 🍻 Let’s fucking go UTB ❤️ #Boro

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

@andrazsporar90 He’s Slovenian, he’s proposed in the carribean 💍

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

I’m not gonna sleep tonight get me to Old Trafford tomorrow it’s a Boro party in Manchester cmon you know it son ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

I can finally post this now get me a KFC Mighty Bucket 4-1 🤩🤩🤩 #UTB

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Calling all Boro fans who live in the North West area, please reply to this post or DM me. I’m going to make a wee NW Boro supporters group for home and away games travel 👍🏻

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

2 years

Spurs at home, fucking hell. Another prem team to embarrass let’s go you mighty reds ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

10 months

This is why we shouldn’t write players off straight away, I thought Engel was excellent tonight! 👏🏻 Latte lath…wow..He was faster than a fart through a goose! 💨 4 wins on the bounce in all competitions, cannot wait for The Stadium of Shite on Saturday. UTB ❤️

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

7 months

Merry Christmas ❤️😭

Middlesbrough FC

@Boro

7 months

Has he been? 🎅 Let's see your #Boro Christmas gifts! 🎁 #UTB

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

9 months

Exeter here we come boyo 🍻 I am on the hunt for Callad Gale! 👀

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

@ginsandsins @Boro Here’s a fun fact, since the 08/09 season, people who have football badges as their profile picture are in a sexual relationship with the person who’s fanny they came out of

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

8am on a Saturday means beers on the trainnnnnnn to Boro cmon you mighty reds let’s gooooo 🤩🍻🤩🍻🤩

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

3 years

I’ve written a poem reply to that whopper who made the Derby one griefing us. Dropping the vid on Sunday… 👀

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Chris Woods

@BoyoWoods

5 years

Today I finished 2nd year of uni. After the past 12 months of having severe suicidal thoughts, having the lowest confidence and having several breakdowns and I’m so surprised I’m still here today. Much love to those out there that have been there man it fills my heart with joy xx

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