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@BoberryBisquick

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I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell

Charlotte, NC
Joined June 2023
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
Okay I found one
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Got back on hinge……I have no hope all these men are so ugly
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
If you don’t like hot dogs I don’t like you
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Me to NC lawmakers
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
Jumping off a bridge ttyl
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
Call Biscuit for all your handyman needs
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
I have a no solicitors sign on my mailbox but AT&T has knocked on my door every day this week so I put out a new sign. I just watched the AT&T guy walk up to my door, laugh, take a pic of my new sign and walk away! Glad I could provide them with a laugh! Now leave me tf alone!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Can @CookOut bottle and sell their quesadilla sauce already???
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
Can they make a pill that cures all hangovers. Why hasn’t this been created yet
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
Thinking about having to work tomorrow is actually making me want to cry
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
Sometimes I take my adderall and end up fixating on something really random for an hour or so. This morning it was shipwrecks
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
8 months
Everybody tell Bissy he is cute
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
Angry baby Biscuit
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
My first job was working at Pizza Hut and I used to have to answer the phone and say “thanks for calling Pizza Hut where the wings are blazing & the pizzas amazing”
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
One time my brother in law and I were in my parents backyard smoking a blunt and I looked up and saw this raccoon so high up in this tree. I thought I was losing my mind
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
It’s crazy that the last 6 months of my relationship I wasn’t horny at all & just thought it was my acne meds and then me and my ex broke up and I’m hornier than ever before. Ur body knows ur man ain’t shit before you do!!!!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
Imagine you are having sex and you look over and see this face staring at you
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
I will be getting high and getting into bed before 8pm tonight
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
I think my foster kittens are casting a spell
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
@cadetcoll Let’s go flick the bean
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
So excited to smoke a joint and cocoon myself in my bed
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
Bissy enjoying some cat TV while recovering
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
I had one slice of bacon left for my breakfast Sammy this morning. I went to the bathroom and when I got back the bacon was gone!!! Gigi was the only one at the scene of the crime……..
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
Bissy loves when I ice roll his head - self care is very important to him
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
8 months
Just found out the man I’m flirting with is a former marine 🚩🚩🚩
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
I am so fucking horny but the thought of speaking to a man rn makes me want to throw up
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
The printer police! 🚨🚔
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
The sriracha shortage is directly impacting my life negatively!!!! Why aren’t more people talking about it!!!!!!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Whoever designed the highways in clt deserves to burn in hell. Specifically whoever designed the 3A Exit to get to noda
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
8 months
Electrician just told me all of the electrical work I need done around my house is going to cost around $10k+ 😅
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I thought my ex was struggling &watching a children’s show about dragons on my peacock to feel better but it was in fact Kenzie
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
I just stubbed the fuck out of my toe!!! Somebody call a toe truck!!!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
I personally think this is the best compliment
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
Valentine’s Day decor makes me unbelievably happy
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
Went to the gym early this morning which I never do and there are so many hot ass guys that go in the AM that I’ve been missing out on. Maybe I need to start doing this more regularly
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
I love showing off my titties at the gym and making my ex question his choices
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
Ok Dad
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
My boobs being the first place I lose weight doesn’t seem very fair to me
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
Biscuit, referred to as Bisquick when he is being naughty, just knocked over my entire cup of coffee and then smiles at me like this? He is proud of himself!!!! SMH
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
Leaving the beach = peak sadness
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
8 months
My very cute co-pilots
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
8 months
Can I just live my life without judgement???????
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
I gotta start giving myself a monthly budget for weed purchases
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
It’s physically impossible for me send emails past 3pm on a Friday
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Exhibit A but tbh id like that lamp
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
10 months
My dad calls me once a week to make sure I’m not sad but most importantly to make sure I’m taking care of my lawn
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
My kind of Friday night 🍭
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
10 months
First date post breakup went so good now I’m like why tf was I being so weird about it
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Why do I feel like my cats are about to tell me they are disappointed in me?
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
Navigating through my house with a flashlight is making me feel like I’m in an episode of ghost hunters
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I would really like to know what aliens ACTUALLY look like. Are they human-like? Are they little green men with giant heads? I MUST KNOW
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
I wish I had a donut
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
I took a bong rip and passed out on the couch and when I woke up the bojangles I ordered had arrived and that is what I call a hangover miracle
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
My little cousins making me feel like I’m a fucking celebrity when I’m around and I eat that shit UP
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
This man didn’t even have a fucking comforter. We used throw blankets to sleep every night for the entire 2 years we dated. And I thought I was going to marry this man!!! I am delulu
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
I want Taylor Swift to be my bestie so she can tell me about how sex is with Kelce. I know that man is packing I JUST KNOW IT
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
My tits were TITTYING last night and I was flirting with everyone and let me tell you it was a blast
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
If I don’t have sex soon I think death is imminent
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
I’m trying to fuck my way into a good family
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
I love Jimmy John’s yes I do, I love Jimmy John’s how bout you
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
I had a monumental epiphany today and now so many things make so much more sense. My therapist is gonna be so proud!!!!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
It makes me angry that in Maryland weed is legal but not in NC. Come the fuck on NC!!! GET WITH THE TIMES
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
10 months
I desperately want to have this pic at the bottom of my work e-mails and have it say “my assistant will get right to this”
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
They better figure out what happened to Amelia Earhart before I die
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
8 months
Scheduling a first date on a Monday was a
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
Nights with Kenzie are the best but I will be recovering and will not be at full brain function for the next 2-3 business days
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
Not getting flowers from anyone this vday but I did get an unsolicited dick pic from a man I have not hooked up with or spoken to in at least 5 years so I guess that’s something!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Not my uncle calling me and my sister tf out 😂😂
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Was telling my little cousin to never smoke or vape cuz it’s bad for you and 10 mins later she saw my weed pen in my car and was like Allie I thought you said that you didn’t smoke??
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
Things I have learned while my sister has been planning her wedding: 1. My parents act like literal children when they don’t get what they want 2. I will be eloping
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
She went into labor at 2am!!!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
4 months
I really don’t hate many things but one thing I really strongly dislike is that dancing weatherman from Charlotte. That guy bugs the fuck out of me
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
I want to be the referee for the puppy bowl more than anything
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
Mountain berry brain blast
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
Dua lipa is so fucking hot
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
In 3rd grade we had to write papers about our role model. I wrote about my sister. My bff Marcy wrote about how her cat was her biggest role model - so I embroidered this for her bday. She better love it
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
I want to be healthy but I smoke and my brain is like “a cheesy Gordita crunch would make all ur problems go away”
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
A toaster strudel would really hit the spot rn
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@versacebuttah I refuse!!!!! I will not let him win
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
@skanks17 Hahahah you were giving me cat daddy vibes
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Me when I have a raging lip blister
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
10 months
When Justin Bieber is singing “keep going” in Private Landing god that shit makes me feel some type of WAY!!! Aka horny
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
6 months
I looked so good last night and got zero pics WTF!!!!!!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
8 months
@versacebuttah 😂😂😂😂sorry
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Explain to me why I have anxiety that everytime I skip a Migos song that comes on shuffle that Takeoff is up in heaven watching me and I’m upsetting him
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
@versacebuttah I think you and my dad would be BFFs. He also posted about it on Facebook smh
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Idk why everyone is blown away by jada and will smith being separated since 2017. Is that really that surprising??? She always seems irritated by him
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6 months
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
5 months
A VALENTINE’S DAY MIRACLE!!!!!
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
11 months
My brother in law is setting me up with his boss next time I’m in Orlando!!! Is this a bad idea?? LOLing that they had a call to discuss this
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
No sandwich is safe in this household
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
Selfish = peace. So I’m gonna stay selfish
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
Now that I’m starting to date around Tay called me last week and gave me the safe sex talk being 100000% serious and I can’t stop laughing about it
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
I will be watching Disney channel original movies all day to cure my post breakaway depression
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
9 months
I would KILL for Madison LeCroy’s body
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@BoberryBisquick
Allie
7 months
DMing my sister funny videos on insta while she is literally giving birth
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FUCK BODY DYSMORPHIA!!!!!!!!
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