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NachoFriend Racing owner, Seahawks, UW Huskies, Seattle Mariners fan. Cooker of good food, husband of better-than-good wife.

Duvall, WA
Joined April 2009
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@AGoldmund My first Mac had a 20 MB hard drive and I remember wondering how I would ever use all that storage.
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@ChuckCallesto There should be a mandatory 20 year sentence for blocking roads as a protest.
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@PrayasChakma15 @neilcain1234 @ThePopTingz You have no idea how the free market works.
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@insultsrare The belly doesn’t bother me. The skirt does.
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@nut_history The catcher can’t let this happen regardless of age. He deserved that.
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@JoriEpstein @seniorbowl You think you know a bit about football and then you hear this and realize you really don’t.
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@abc3340 I am hiring in Seattle. Shipping and carpentry skills a plus. Full time, medical coverage, matching 401K.
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@_nomadic_soul This is my new favorite parody account. You almost had me.
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@ValerieJarrett I'm with you.
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@PeteThamel I would NOT want to follow Nick Saban at Alabama.
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@straightedge @hellosami When someone clips a video like that, you’d be a fool not to be skeptical.
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@ProFootballTalk As a Seahawks fan, I'd love this. As a Huskies fan, I'd love this.
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@ael918 @JimMWeber @JVince11 Stanford is in Palo Alto.
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@hollandcourtney Maybe she’ll prosecute those who keep spraying graffiti on our business. One can hope.
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@starwars I did not have lesbian space witches on my 2024 Star Wars bingo card.
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@JackPosobiec VP is still alive, so it must have gone well.
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@leahfrombklyn Make better decisions, afford more for housing. There are consequences for slacking off.
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@DiscussingFilm After the disaster that was Ahsoka, I'm going to sit this one out.
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@ladailynews @lapublichealth She looks so healthy!
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@ATRightMovies Princess Aura, Flash Gordon.
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@KueblerSusan @yashar You are looking at the wrong pan. Enlarge the pic.
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@brentsobleski That right there makes him undraftable.
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@Xenius101 @Tesla You'd really hate my '72 LeMans with a Pontiac 400 engine and no cats.
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@iamwandasykes I’m with Dave
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@_XDogs This little guy visited me in the hospital before I had open heart surgery.
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@HunterBertramTV @kxly4news I hope this isn’t representative of your reporting skills.
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@Cernovich Tulsi Gabbard was and still is pretty fit.
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@KILLTOPARTY It’s better than hers being bigger.
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@BrandiKruse @GovInslee That's ridiculous. Everyone that wants to should just stop wearing them immediately.
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@MattWalshBlog Here’s my thread. My wife got it a week ago. Felt sick. Rested. She’s fine now. End of thread.
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@JackCarrUSA Thanks for posting this. Reading about these heroes is inspiring. Godspeed Cliff.
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@MikeSilver Sounds like a coach deserves to be suspended for a year.
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@adamcbest I know it’s hard to be objective about people you don’t like, but I don’t see any reason to criticize Pence for this.
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@komonews Raise the bridge.
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@pearlythingz They chest a lot more.
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@bridgetbhc @ktullymcmanus You don’t want to know what happens if my finger is pulled.
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@Thebb69143357 @DeptofDefense @DoD_ODEI There is zero value in diversity.
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@BrandiKruse @senjoenguyen Last night my wife and I started shopping for houses in Wyoming and Montana. The infringement on freedom will only get worse and $2 mill will buy a lot of house and property in those states.
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@APA @APA_Monitor @apa is my new favorite parody account.
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@WIRED Y’all are going to be sued into oblivion.
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@NFLonBread The Seahawks have defensive linemen who are better in coverage.
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@BrandiKruse I went to high school and college with Bob. I would rather pay $7 a gallon for gas than have him as our governor.
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@LauraLoomer @conservmillen Raising kids is destructive to one’s residence. They will skateboard on the hardwoods, put a dent in the wall playing football and clog a toilet after Easter. It’s just part of being a parent. It’s why you wait to remodel until after they move out.
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@AshleyNerbovig How can we support Ann to assure this gets done?
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@Very__Regular Do they have a Buccee’s?
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@BrandiKruse How is it only 53% in favor? That’s nuts.
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@RiderCamden You should delete this. Immediately.
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@NewYorker The New Yorker has made The Onion obsolete.
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@ass_beaters @Noonz I’ve taken this exit since they built it. It never occurred to me that it was tricky.
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@Jalopnik Sounds like a win-win to me, you dirty commies.
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@JBehindtheWheel It's hard to beat a Crown Vic on dirt.
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@ael918 @JimMWeber @JVince11 Stanford isn't a city, it's a census designated place located in the city of Palo Alto.
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@caroljsroth My daughter does this. Are you telling me I could have just gotten her a stick?
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@georgecmorris @AGoldmund It was my college graduation present. Mom worked at Apple, so she got an employee discount. It replaced my Apple IIe.
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@mags_mclaugh 50-65 are the best drivers on the road.
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@FieldGulls He should get his eyes checked.
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@Ostrov_A Duh. Otherwise we’d be Venezuela.
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@JayInslee I am going to join the NRA. And arm myself. Thanks for the inspiration.
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@MikeHudema We aren’t running out of ice before the next ice age. Calm down, Susan.
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@stengel Because people keep breaking into my business and sales are down. Duh.
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@RitaPanahi You know he practiced this as a kid and said “ pew pew pew”
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@caroljsroth Sinead O’Connor Nothing Compares 2 U
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@OzraeliAvi My wife saved my life Feb 17, 2020. After a triple bypass and 4 years, all is good.
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@BillSimmons That’s when I mute the tv and listen to the radio broadcast. Olsen is the worst.
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@OzraeliAvi My wife saved my life 3 years ago from Feb 17. A triple bypass later and all is well.
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@KILLTOPARTY Ten years ago my wife came back from the grocery store in her SUV and said some guy was eyeing her in the parking lot.
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@Pale_Nimbus @WomenPostingLs More likely an increase in property taxes.
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@wsferries @PaulRiveraNews It’s a crime that they were ever required.
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@Super70sSports Seahawks Patriots. Run the ball. Score a touchdown.
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@ChrisLoesch @chadfelixg The fanny pack is a dead giveaway.
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@JonahDispatch Not letting Marshawn Lynch carry it into the end zone.
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@_nomadic_soul There is something really creepy about that guy’s post. I can’t quite put my finger on it at the moment.
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@RealEmirHan The Others
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@benryanwriter I mean, she’s not wrong.
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@FeelLikeMafe This is sarcasm, right? Tell me this is sarcasm.
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@jasrifootball @dpshow Let him call UFL games. That’s more on the level of his talent.
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@legalmindedpunk What a sick sentiment.
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@KirklandWAPD That’s a pretty lame burnout. Add lack of smoke to the charges.
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@redsteeze I am not going to file taxes this year and, instead, will opt in for the alternative prosecution.
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@thenewstribune Out of all the Bob Fergusons, he is the worst.
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@cyclesixmile Instead of going into debt, I paid cash for this F350.
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@KILLTOPARTY This is what the average receptionist looks like at the neighborhood garage.
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@1776Carolina3 We’re all married.
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@MyFBOpinions @BracketNky @RedditCFB Maybe you should have opinions about bowling, because football ain’t it, boo.
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@twoodard8 @MyCancerJourne3 He lives in Spokane Washington. He is a liar.
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@TayborSnapping He said “I love Nickelback”.
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@LibertarianRed1 Sales of generators in Oregon will sky rocket.
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@TheQuartering Just take the loss and move on.
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@mnolangray That’s not that fast and it’s completely safe with a competent driver. Try it. It’s not a big deal.
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@JackPosobiec @fleccas Looks like he bought her recipe book.
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@robbystarbuck @RitaPanahi A man willing to put himself in peril in order to protect his phone and sandwich. Not all heroes wear capes.
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@LO_Mariners He literally is innocent. Do some research.
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@conservmillen I’m 57, but it’s just a bunch of girls having fun. The western woman I married did the ‘80s equivalent of this. People need to lighten up.
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@libsoftiktok I assumed you were a team of clever people.
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@Lumeena @OttawaPolice @gofundme Everyone who donated will ask for and get a refund.
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