Big Marquette and Loras guy. Career Avg .346 with 6 HR in Land O Lakes. Vodka Lemmy Enthusiast. Beat my ex wife’s boyfriend in cornhole 21-0. Unvaccinated.
2023-2024 Regular Season Bar Stats:
462 Vodka Lemmys
12 Rumple Minze Shots
1 Punch Landed
794 Would’s
11 Numbers
1 Night of Human Affection
Gearing up for a historical run in the playoffs
Attention Duhawk Nation
Bobby Jones is coming to the rivalry game on Saturday. Let’s get a W
@DuhawkMBB
.
Meet and greet at Gins on Saturday at 10:30 PM
@DeclanCiurlik
and I will be signing autographs until 11:30 PM.
Couldn’t be more excited.
Agenda for today
1. Cure hangover
2. Watch some WIAC baseball
3. Talk to some mom’s
4. Eat a 24 oz NY Strip
5. Darty
6. Spew a couple woulds
7. Send home 1 million troops
#d3drunk
agenda for the night:
1. Watch the badgers lose
2. Down 5+ vodka lemonades
3. Tell girls “would” at the bar
4. Slap the floor at the pizza place followed by a “we are” chant
5. Play live roulette borderline blacked out
6. Cry
My woke left roommate was too concerned about gambling his whole net worth. He left the apartment a mess and left all the lights on, and he’s a
#virgin
. Fucking nimrod.
Two of the most prominent figures in the new wave of Milwaukee rap, 𝐉.𝐏. and 𝟒𝟏𝟒𝐁𝐢𝐠𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤, are joining
@_Skillababy
and
@djaymando
at The Rave ─ Friday, April 19th! 💯
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