I created a Skyrim mod that allows my Twitch chat to voice in-game characters (with mouth movements/subtitles/etc) *live* in real-time. It went as horribly as you'd expect.
Also, if you die in the game: YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
The post-viral Skyrim Twitch TTS mod has officially reached max levels of degeneracy thanks to the Internet.
I formally apologize and regret my life choices.
It's day 3 of Skyrim Twitch TTS mod and you are all degenerates for encouraging this behavior.
It's somehow gotten worse and NPCs are putting things in orifices...
Help me.
I created a *functioning* portal system for my facecam on stream and it's SO good.
Also, I may have accidentally broke the space-time continuum by putting a portal inside another portal.
You degenerates all asked for it so here it is, the first episode of "Text-To-Skyrim".
It's extremely cursed and also provides info on how it was all made in the description. RTs *greatly* appreciated!
Link in replies 👇
So
@SeaOfThieves
added a cosmetic this season that makes you look like a normal skeleton mob. Well, I spent an afternoon convincing an enemy crew I was in fact...an NPC. This lasted hours.
@RareLtd
#SeaOfThieves
So my chat has been using my Skyrim Twitch TTS mod to RP as drug dealers...
So naturally we had to mod it into the game and turn into into a whole improv story arc.
I spend months creating a custom Skyrim mod so my Twitch chat can use TTS/animations to send me on exciting improvisational quests...
The quests my chat sends me on:
People seemed to enjoy this
@SeaOfThieves
clip so I'll drop it here: Shot myself out of a cannon in the fog looking for boats only to accidentally land on one 😂
#SeaofThieves
🏴☠️Attention Sea of Thieves Creators!🏴☠️
After months of work, I'm proud to release the Blurbs Emote Pack for Sea of Thieves!
Free for all creators (not a hack). And no, the final emote is not for public use🍺
AFTER 6 YEARS YOU CAN NOW PEEL THE BANANA!
Link and info in replies!
So last night I was recording some
@SeaOfThieves
footage and ran into a guy yelling at his young crewmate. I sank them & invited the younger crewmate to my party. We turned in their loot without the jerk.
Respect your crew.
#SeaOfThieves
This is the mentality of a HUGE portion of the
#SeaOfThieves
playerbase. If Season 8 is truly PvP-centric, it's reception will NOT be good. PvP needs to be embraced & encouraged wholeheartedly on official socials before it's too late.
Introducing Scurvy Scroll -
@SeaOfThieves
's first PvP voyage! Starting with only pistol/bananas, you must sink ships and do challenges to purchase your equipment back. Free & approved by
@RareLtd
, simply visit to get started!
#seaofthieves
#scurvyscroll
When you mod Skyrim to let your Twitch chat voice NPCs...
They of course decide to hold a full court trial accusing each other of adultery. 10/10 twist ending.
Did the dang thing 🤵👰
Most notable though:
1) Wedding meatballs still reign supreme.
2) Wedding ring is the best fidget spinner you can buy.
Off to Italy!
Our poor little Chloe just had a sudden stroke/seizure and passed very quickly with my wife and I sitting with her.
Last photo taken just hours ago ❤️
She will be missed.
So when you say "be creative"
@elgato
, be careful what you wish for...
I'm an ex-software engineer turned full-time creator on Twitch/YT with countless custom-coded features that are ALL powered by your products.
Elgato x Blurbs would be extremely cursed, and I'm here for it.
My team at
@Elgato
is currently considering additional creators for 2024 partnership!
Feel free to tag someone you think we should consider, or if you want to be considered quote post with your pitch (Could be a short video, text with pitch, etc. but BE CREATIVE)
1M Views!
I can't believe I actually have a video that has hit 1M views. 2+ years of *somehow* putting out at least 1 video a week. Mind blowing that many people have watched my content. Thanks for the support!
Spent my whole stream chasing TDMers who were camping noobs in the new adventure and then shitting on them so others could finish the quest. Felt good ngl.
It only took ~5 years, but cannot thank everyone enough for sticking with me. No stream today because I'm hard at work on polishing up V2 of the Skyrim TTS mod, but god damn. Finally getting my silver play button 😭
So the mod I made that let's Twitch chat voice Skyrim characters honestly may have peaked today.
An NPC starting rapping so I put a beat behind it...
🔥Perfection🔥
Y'all really have no idea how hard it is to play with the announcers yelling unhinged shit at you every 2 seconds.
It's complete chaos, don't miss out 👇
If you want to participate I'll be streaming it again tomorrow (Monday) around 1PM CST at
I'll also have a video about how I made it going up in a week or two on YT
Big shoutout to
@DougDougFood
and
@CrikMaster
for inspiring me to take a shot at modding!
Inspired by
@nuttylmao
's latest post, here's the most intricate thing I've made for my
@Twitch
stream:
A virtual mascot based on my
@SeaOfThieves
pirate that runs around my screen collecting subs, causing trouble, and getting increasingly more cursed.
This clip 🤯
How many more times must it be said? Without better comms on PvP within
#SeaOfThieves
stuff like this will continue. SoT is one of the best games I've ever played. But far too often the "peaceful" PvE crowd are some of the most toxic out there and refuse to listen.
"You guys are the reason people don't come to this f*ckin game"👀
A story in 2 parts-- 💁♀️🧵
For some context- sunk a gr5 reaper Gally, as a solo..
(1/2)
At dinner with the GF, table next to us ordered diet coke but the restaurant didn't have it. The dad stood up, and my man just walked out the door to go to the gas station across the street to buy some mother fucking diet coke. I'm in awe of this man's commitment.
I'm blown away. These are all literally ideas I've pitched and more. No really, I even made mock-up gifs of hiding in chests, etc.
✅Jet-skis (windcaller rowboats)
✅Grapple hook
✅Trapping/restraining players
✅Hiding in chests
Season 14 is being designed with mischief at its heart. From increased stealth capabilities to new ways to prank players, this Season intends to create even more varied player interactions and increase the scope of the stories players can experience.
I know people don't want to hear it, but nerfing the S8 grind to lvl 100 in
#seaofthieves
is a horrible idea. The quicker people earn the rewards the quicker the mode dies. Players of all skill levels should be able to earn these reliably once matchmaking pools are addressed.
I'm forfeiting reward cash. After asking organizers to be clear on rules they (and Rare staff) said it was an "aspect of the event" and all would know. Now knowing not everyone had that information (in addition to bingo card RNG) it feels unfair to accept it.
This is why you don't backseat streamers and instead let them bang their heads against a brick wall. Occasionally, they'll fail upwards and break the game through brute force
We unlocked the skeleton curse finally! Working on getting the exact cosmetics I want but the Reaper Lair and the ritual are genuinely the coolest things I've seen in
@SeaOfThieves
so far. Love it.
#SeaOfThieves
So when you say "be creative"
@elgato
, be careful what you wish for...
I'm an ex-software engineer turned full-time creator on Twitch/YT with countless custom-coded features that are ALL powered by your products.
Elgato x Blurbs would be extremely cursed, and I'm here for it.
@KotaMcKloud
@Blurbstv
We have discussed this today are adding a pop up UI prompt when you join any Emissary to inform players they can earn more rewards but in doing so become a valuable target for other crews on the seas. ✌️
Text-to-Skyrim Episode 2 is out now!
The custom mod that lets Twitch chat voice NPCs in-game continues in this horrible, horrible adventure. And no, we are NOT goon brothers.
RT appreciated, Link in reply 👇
The best part about
@SeaOfThieves
is you can go from giving your crew a rousing speech, to having your entire fleet dismantled by a single guy in only a rowboat.
My boat sank so I only had 1 life as well
@RareLtd
#SeaOfThieves
After months of work, Sea of Thieves's very first PvP voyage drops tomorrow. Made by me, free/public, and accessible via web, mobile, and as a native overlay. Will also be giving away 5 Obsidian Capstans tomorrow to celebrate (internet permitting)!
#SeaOfThieves
I've been informed people bring up my name while watching other SoT streamers saying "blurbs would have done X or Y". Ffs leave me out of it and enjoy their content. I would have rammed a rock, self bucketed myself, sank, and left to make coffee.
This man deserves the Improv of the Year Award. I ate a fish right off his hook and demanded more, to which he promptly *FED ME ALL HE HAD* just for a gag. Probably took him an hour to catch and cook it all just for me to waste it. Legend.
@RareLtd
@SeaOfThieves
#SeaOfThieves
People whining about the Arena cosmetics represent one of the biggest problems with the
#SeaOfThieves
community that is holding the game back. It is actually WILD that when Rare says "this isn't for you" people feel so entitled they can't accept that simple truth.
As a white guy with a beard, I often get told I look like literally everyone. However, "Baseball kid from meet the robinsons" keeps popping up in my comments. Had to Google it and well...shit
When gifting subs in my channel viewers have a very small chance (0.05%) to get krakened. If you get krakened, you get banned for 10 min. Don't blame me, the kraken hates subs. Art by pixel god
@norkwoz
@SeaOfThieves
#SeaOfThieves
#twitch
Did you catch our latest Advert with Markarthiplier?
Don't forget to hop on down to Hork-Fil-A and grab our 12 piece Horker Nuggies deal now for only 20 Septims.
Don't eat Skeever, be a Hork-Fil-A Believer!
@Blurbstv
I bought a house!
Streams this week will be spotty, none tomorrow (moving in). Hoping to be live at some point Wednesday. Fiber gets installed next week!
Season 8 TL;DR 👇
Best season so far. Most stable season launch since things went awry. Solo queue is crazy easy, but expect things to even out as win/loss ratios get settled in. Stoked to have a huge pvp grind for the new curses.
GG Rare
#seaofthieves