since Castle’s first appearance in marvel was him fighting spider-man, I’m headcanoning punisher being top 5 most wanted people in the spider society.
the “dangerous vigilante x super hero” trope is gonna be crazy 🤭
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⠀⠀|⠀⠀punisher⠀’⠀s first
⠀⠀introduction to marvel was him
⠀⠀about to smoke spider⠀-⠀man⠀.
⠀⠀who⠀’⠀s gonna let me get my lick
⠀⠀back by cucking that arachnid
⠀⠀freak⠀♡⠀𖤠
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⠀⠀⠀⠀||⠀I hate the fact I have to
⠀⠀⠀⠀specify I don’t mean anything
⠀⠀⠀⠀illegal like age play or
⠀⠀⠀⠀bestiality or whatever, like no
⠀⠀⠀⠀shit, obviously not, but oh
⠀⠀⠀⠀well 🥱⠀⠀⠀⠀|
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since Castle’s first appearance in marvel was him fighting spider-man, I’m headcanoning punisher being top 5 most wanted people in the spider society.
the “dangerous vigilante x super hero” trope is gonna be crazy 🤭
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⠀⠀he likes sleeping naked with all the
⠀⠀windows and doors opened. for his line
⠀⠀of work, he needs his house to be cold.
⠀⠀it’d be a real shame if a criminal came
⠀⠀by and saw the vigilante be opened and
⠀⠀defenseless —
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⠀⠀|⠀⠀punisher⠀’⠀s first
⠀⠀introduction to marvel was him
⠀⠀about to smoke spider⠀-⠀man⠀.
⠀⠀who⠀’⠀s gonna let me get my lick
⠀⠀back by cucking that arachnid
⠀⠀freak⠀♡⠀𖤠
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⠀⠀is “enemies with benifits” and overused
⠀⠀trope? yes.
⠀⠀am i gonna ever get tired of it? no.
⠀⠀so gimme a criminal to fighting with,
⠀⠀only for it to slowly turn to a 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺
⠀⠀ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒 makeout session 🫶
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⠀⠀you want 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦⠀𖤠
⠀⠀frank castle will provide⠀.
⠀⠀you want 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠⠀𖤠
⠀⠀the punisher will take care of that⠀.
⠀⠀he⠀’⠀s here to take care of 𝘢𝘭𝘭 your
⠀⠀𝑑𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 needs ♡
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