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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
14 days
Jenn: what do u like about me Sam’s brain: #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
okay let’s settle this, y’all. who’s gonna be the bachelor? like for peter rt for mike #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale
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@Bitchelorette_
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5 years
these #BachelorInParadise producers deserve a raise
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
Hannah’s parents: Jed isn’t ready for marriage and can’t support you Jed’s parents: Jed isn’t ready for marriage and can’t support you Hannah: #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
alright y’all who do we think is winning this thing? like for madison rt for hannah ann #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
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@Bitchelorette_
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5 years
Tyler C That’s it. That’s the tweet. #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
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5 years
Luke P watching Hannah confess to doing it *four* times in that windmill #TheBachelorette    #TheBacheloretteFinale
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
my order of fantasy suites if I were #TheBachelorette 1. Tyler 2. Tyler again 3. Peter I guess 4. Tyler round three
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
I’ve given peter a lot of sh*t this season for giving in to emotional manipulation but we just met this source of his issue #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
my current bachelorette top 4: #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
alright y’all, I’m curious: who is your front runner for the final rose? like for Tyler RT for Peter #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
“I hope you kiss with your eyes closed and come up with some other phrases than ‘thank you for sharing” #TheBachelor #afterthefinalrose
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
petition for these two to take over as love is blind hosts bc Nick and Vanessa continue to give nothing #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS4
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
Michael for Bachelor and let him bring his son #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
11 months
JP when he walks past a Sephora #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS5
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
the men of #TheBachelorette ranked: 10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. These 6. Quality 5. Men 4. They’re 3. All 2. Great 1. Tyler C
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
can we just take a second to acknowledge these unproblematic legends #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
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5 years
“can I steal you for a second?” “WHAT?” “CAN I STEAL YOU FOR A SECOND?” #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
remember Patrick and Kat? this is their lovechild. #BachelorInParadise #BIP
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
6 months
Johnny and Amy have earned their spot in the love is blind hall of fame #loveisblindS6
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
me preparing to watch another dating show with a 1% success rate #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind4
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
peter: if one of these girls is fake I need to know every girl in the house: alayah is fake peter: #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
Kwame just got married and he’s still giving hostage energy #loveisblind #LoveIsBlindS4
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
you know who wouldn’t pick a model over a real connection? #BachelorInParadise
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
my personal hell is Blake’s intro playing on loop #BachelorInParadise #BIP
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
Clayton’s Instagram apology: I wIsH I cOuLd hAvE sEeN wHaT wAs hApPeNiNg iN tHe HoUsE the house, literally telling him: #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
always a Tammy never a Hannah #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
the ultimatum queer love was truly the most entertaining dating show of the year and we need queer seasons of all the other shows now. the straights have had their time. #theultimatum
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
an ode to John Paul Jones you weren’t here for a long time, but you were here for a good time. #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
you guys, alayah wasn’t lying about the 3 jobs! #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
Salley: hey I know I’m a complete stranger but I was supposed to get married yesterday and I don’t want to be here Clayton: will you accept this rose #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
Chris Harrison: if you don’t get a rose you need to pack your bags and go home the men this season: #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
I think we need to just stop trying to recreate the experiment and accept that it will never get better than these two #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind4
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
2 years
when someone asks me to go out after 8 pm #BachelorInParadise
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
welcome to the LIB hall of shame, Jackie #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS4
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
why does Anna talk like she’s trying not to let her Crest white strips slide #thebachelor #Bachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
Clayton: I wish someone would tell me the truth about Shanae everyone: Shanae is absolutely awful Clayton: #thebachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
6 months
love is blind and so is their stylist 💘 #LoveIsBlind6 #LoveIsBlindS6
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
when you’re stuck listening to two grown men whine while Tyler C is out there somewhere looking fly af #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
when ABC takes too long to choose the next bachelor so you decide to just go ahead and start your own season off-camera
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
two absolute queens who deserved better #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlind
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
My mantra for this rose ceremony is as simple as ABC. Anyone But Cam #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
2 years
me trying to figure out what to do with my first bachelor-free Monday night in 14 months #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
Matt ignoring all of Rachael’s red flags like #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
remember the bachelor mansion? here it is now #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
TYLER GO GET YOUR GIRL #TheBachelorette        #TheBacheloretteFinale
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
“tonight on the 3-hour season finale of the bachelor” #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
6 months
why does Sarah Ann look like she got ready for the reunion at Club Libby Lu #LoveIsBlindReunion
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
petition for Mal to be our first queer Bachelorette 🌹 #TheUltimatum
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
live footage of barb ripping up peter’s birth certificate and declaring hannah ann her new child #TheBachelor   #TheBachelorFinale
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
Sean and Brayden look like rival youth pastors #TheBachelorette #mentellall
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
roses are red ivan’s shirt is blue let’s make him the bachelor for 2022 #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
Hannah B showing up in every episode of the bachelor like #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
Tyler C: *holds fake baby* Me: #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
the show villain vs the real villain #TheUltimatum
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
all I want is for these people to be happy #thebachelorette #bachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
2 years
I think I speak for all of bachelor nation when I say: #TheBachelor #womentellall
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
Brendan: I’m not sure I’m ready to get engaged Bachelorette producers setting up a Neil Lane date: #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
wow Hannah has a tough choice to make #BachelorInParadise #BIP
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
the plot twist to end all plot twists #TheBachelor #womentellall
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
Tyler C: I’m not here for the bachelorette, I’m here for Hannah Me: #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
me running right past Clayton to go hug Hilary Duff #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
Luke when he finds out what Hannah was up to in that windmill #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
Iuke p at this rose ceremony like #TheBachelorette #MenTellAll
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
tayshia: I have to make a decision between bennett and noah bachelor nation: #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
11 months
me watching messy 24 year-olds right after an hour of wholesome seniors #BachelorInParadise
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 months
the way they started sobbing the second they opened the door and saw each other #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
11 months
every season I chase this high and I think it’s time to accept that we will never do better #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS5
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
petition to make this iconic duo the official commentators for every scene of bachelor in paradise #BachelorInParadise #BIP
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
nothing but respect for MY bachelorette #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
when your son told you not to expose his secret girlfriend but now his other girlfriend is asking if he’s ready for marriage #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
Shanae Covid-19 🤝 toxic viruses that won’t go away #TheBachelor
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the bitchelorette
3 years
me: I’m just going to keep quiet and mind my own business also me: #thebachelorette #bachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
first look at Ashley and Jared’s wedding 👰🏻 #BachelorInParadise
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
was peter ready to be the bachelor? #TheBachelor
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2 years
Erich: I love Gabby with all my heart Johnny: Gabby’s the dopest girl I’ve ever hung with #TheBachelorette
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the bitchelorette
3 years
Natasha: You guys feel this strongly about Chris, but not about my situation? #BachelorInParadise
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
Katie cries out of nowhere and constantly self-sabatoges and honestly I’ve never felt so represented on this show #BachelorInParadise #BIP
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
Marshall for Bachelor. Or President. Or my husband. Whatever he wants. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS4
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
19 days
me: I’m not going to get invested in another season of love is blind also me five minutes in to love is blind UK: #LoveIsBlindUK
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
just a reminder that women do not have to be awful to each other #thebachelor #WomenTellAll
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 months
maybe the real final rose is the friends we made along the way #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
the producers deciding which color bulb to light up #BacheloretteABC #theBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
at least one of these precious angels is going to leave with their heart broken and I am NOT OKAY #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
2 months
“I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I am tea” #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
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9 months
my roman empire is the amount of successful couples that came out of BIP season 7 #bachelorinparadise
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
3 years
Blake coming back to announce he’s in love with his third bachelorette in a year #thebachelorette #bachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
1 year
Antonio sprinting across town to ask Roxanne if she respects him #TheUltimatum
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
28 days
when you have a date at 7 and an audition for Grease the Musical at 8 #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
4 years
when they try to cut me off at bottomless brunch #TheBachelor    #WomenTellAll
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
11 months
Brayden watching Kat go on the date with Tanner #bachelorinparadise
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@Bitchelorette_
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3 months
Jessica: it’s all green flags with Harry every contestant, cameraman, and viewer: #PerfectMatch
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
5 years
kelsey: i brought this bottle of champagne and it is so important I open it with peter bachelor producers, thinking of all the ways they can f*ck this up: #TheBachelorABC #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
2 years
someone tell Serena P to come get her man #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
the bitchelorette
19 days
these are the same people with different accents #LoveIsBlindUK
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@Bitchelorette_
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7 months
DEVASTATED we won’t get this hometown #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
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2 years
or the person you’ll post a joint breakup statement with in six months asking bachelor nation for privacy #TheBachelor
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7 months
Autumn: what’s ur favorite season? Joey: idk probably spring or summer Autumn: #TheBachelor
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@Bitchelorette_
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1 year
the face of a guy who already knows he’s the bachelor #TheBachelorette
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@Bitchelorette_
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5 years
caelynn going from crying over Dean to checking out Connor in seconds flat is a mood #BachelorInParadise #BIP
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