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@BirdsCardDad

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11 months

Jalen Carter will figure out an efficient process for nuclear fusion and just tell us “I watched some film and squeezed the atoms harder - wasn’t difficult”

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11 months

Eagles rookie Jalen Carter said he jumped as high as he could to block his first field goal. Carter said in addition to studying Bills traditional o-line, he also studied their ST unit this week and he knew there might be an opportunity to get his hand on a football.

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2 years

@joshgad “I know! We’ll sing Hamilton songs at the bad guys!” - the people we voted for

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1 year

Ah, okay :).

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Rebecca

1 year

@BlooperBraves Philly fans are the worst. It’s an established fact. Doesn’t matter the sport. They’re all horrible.

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AJ’s a simple man who happens to have all-pro talent and a burning desire to crush the opposition. It’s gonna be alright.

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1 year

@PHLEaglesNation Did no one see this clip? Looks to me like AJ understood that outburst was his fault, respect

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10 months

Christ…forgive me for saying this, but do the Eagles need a standing O?

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2 years

Wentz, August 2023, reading the third consecutive script in which he’s benched & traded:

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Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged

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10 months

Seeing a lot of root for Dallas/root for Detroit debating and am ashamed at how many of you are overlooking the obvious thing to root for:

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1 year

We need to stand up to dangerous misinformation - this is the only picture of Allen Iverson in an NFL jersey, ever:

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@Raptors

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Can’t wait for them to play Pittsburgh

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2 years

@joshgad We voted, we canvassed, we phone banked, we were promised relief…and in return we’ve just been fucking lectured again and again

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@RepMGP Why was loan forgiveness okay for your business without these strings attached?

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3 years

@AP Apropos of nothing, I see that 601-266-7637 is the # for the Wisconsin Judicial Commission

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10 months

Love CHOP and everything they’ve done for my family. Really cool to see Jalen doing this - the kids and staff deserve it.

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Philadelphia Eagles

10 months

Nothing better than seeing their reactions 🥹 @jalenhurts | @ChildrensPhila

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2 years

Sweep AND a complete game shut out? Go Phils.

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@dvme_WillBarYou Dude’s already on a different level, studying, having fun, and I love it

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@MilenaAmit @POTUS Don’t buy Twitter blue and then lecture the rest of us about fiscal responsibility

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@Dylan4133 @Devan_Kaney He dreamt it and then did it

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3 years

@football_kelly Jalen Hurts, channeling Allen Iverson against the Saints 🔥

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2 years

Didn’t see the likes, but I hope Doc wasn’t just focusing on performers who were past their prime and taking opportunities away from younger ones who need reps

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1 year

@DaveHarris73 That might actually be my basement, gonna check for Slay real quick

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1 year

Here’s the thing, Orlando

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1 year

Let’s go live to GBBO’s Mexican week, where they’re likely on top of things 🤡

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Sophie Thompson

1 year

We’re not taking slander from a nation that thinks Chipotle is Mexican and Olive Garden is Italian

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1 year

I don’t mind fun trash talk…but Ch*ya R*ichik and her bigoted right-wing freak show pals can go straight to hell

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3 years

I can taste this photo, and it ain’t bad

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doctor worm

3 years

getting killed mafia style in the old Wendy’s

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1 year

Hot damn, I really did just get to witness the Dallas Cowboys and Moms for Liberty lose in the same week. Think I’ll have a beer.

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1 year

Now that the “tush push” has been renamed the “brotherly shove,” I think we need a nickname for these useless assclowns

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1 year

Jalen and AJ handed these bastards a loss, and I love that.

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2 years

Agent J.

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1 year

Let it be known that the Eagles are now a cornerback factory.

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2 years

My son just asked me to show him the “funny Jalen Hurts video” again (proud dad here)

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3 years

The @Eagles paid a video editor (me) $10 to make this

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2 years

Seeing a lot of “wait until Christmas” talk from the Dallas crowd. Well, I got some Christmas colors for you right here Ho ho ho 🦅

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2 years

@Imagine_Life2 This guy

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@PhiladelphiaSN Anyone who likes this reply is a Cowboys fan

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@EthanGSN What’s he gonna do, walk up to Lane Johnson and say “riddle me this”?

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@DixieBecca @BlooperBraves

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@AH_Pod Wherever I go, the Phillies are the home team dammit Nats Park is once again Citizens Bank South, just as it should be

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@Phillysamess @breadmanjalen @Eagles @visitphilly @Target @NFL @TMZ @espn @nflnetwork @barstoolsports @nflcommish @SportsRadioWIP You forgot to tag Best Buy, the FBI, the UN Security Council, and the primary source:

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1 year

Need to invent a shock collar that goes off anytime somebody dismisses it as a “rugby play.” If that’s why you don’t like it, get rid of tackling, laterals, kicking for points, punts, returns, and offsides penalties, you absolute goddamn idiots

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JP Finlay

1 year

Jack Del Rio with good insight on the Eagles' Tush Push - 'It's not illegal so youve just got to stop it.' JDR doesnt think it should be legal but also points out how good Hurts is running the play.

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@Krisplashed

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1 year

Imagine fumbling an election to Trump because you are wishy-washy in your opposition to war crimes. Biden will be reviled and he will fucking deserve it. The sad part is others will pay the price for his stupidity.

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Yasmeen Serhan

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NEW: Just 17% of Arab Americans say they will vote for Biden in 2024, according to a new @AAIUSA poll—a staggering drop from 59% in 2020. “This is the most dramatic shift over the shortest period of time that I’ve ever seen,” @jjz1600 tells @TIME .

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1 year

That’s terrible. Who would do this

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snacks

1 year

I see Eagle fans are being classless human beings like they usually are posting a picture of Dak being flipped yesterday. We could easily post a picture of Dallas Goedert’s arm but we aren’t dog shit like Eagle fans.

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@AH_Pod They need to revise the rules so that this makes him eligible to be tackled

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@PhillyTruthr @JeffNadu Holy crap.

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2 years

@Eagles Nope, too busy getting ready

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1 year

The right-wing assholes that piss and moan about crime really love making sure these mass murderers are well-armed

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1 year

@PhilaMathia Deeply irresponsible behavior and that might be why I identify with this team so much

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10 months

If your QB beats the 49ers on Christmas and subsequently elicits a sincere apology from Mike Florio, like the below, he is the MVP

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2 years

Telling my son the tale of a great giant slayer. Birds by 600.

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2 years

Unfollowed and stopped clicking on anything JAKIB media. As long as they’ve got Dan Sileo on board, it’ll stay that way.

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1 year

@bigjuuI Mr. Cocky sends his regards

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2 years

Smitty’s probably the only human being who can pull this off. And he got nearly 1200 receiving yards this year. And he’s an Eagle. Hot. Damn.

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1 year

Your turn, captain

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2 years

He wasn’t lying when he said “I don’t give a shit” about the no-hitter

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flipadelphia.

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@BooRxdley Hahahah well done (he secretly wants to be an Eagle)

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@BallAndPolicy Picturing him saying “alright now” but in Hoagiemouth.

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@hamill_law @danielapardotv @katieporteroc @CA_Dem Sorry for not wanting to see more kids and hospitals get harmed, good lord

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11 months

We are building a nice little collection this season

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3 years

@Forbes @abebrown716 Looking forward to this meme becoming policy

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@QuezWatkinz @AdamSchefter Gotta respect an athlete who prioritizes rest, self-care

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@PhillyTruthr You did a great thing for yourself, my friend. They’ve had a couple decent people on, but it’s constant silly season with that outlet.

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1 year

Hey guys, is Mazi Smith still better than Jalen Carter or

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10 months

It’s time to have an uncomfortable conversation about Emmanuel Acho being a weathervane

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1 year

That’s gonna be a no from me, oddly enough

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@es3_09

Ernie The Cowboys Fan

1 year

I guarantee you if you gave any #Eagles fan the opportunity to become a #Cowboys fan without receiving the hate for it, 10/10 they’d make the switch 🤷🏽‍♂️

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It takes a *lot* to get Jason Kelce to be this outspoken. Pretty piss poor reflection on the d tackle in question.

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@BeerSlayer7r I have zero issue with players jumping offsides and making contact with offensive lineman on that play. That isn’t what happened. He showed no effort to stop once it was clear a play wasn’t being run, ran his feet and took a free shot at a defenseless teammate of mine

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1 year

Yet another issue where the TradCath weirdoes are nowhere to be found

@PanasonicDX4500

one dozen bats at a keyboard

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1 year

Look, I know no one cares but, like, there’s nothing in the gospels to suggest you should show anything but unwavering love and kindness towards trans people but like a dozen direct quotes from Christ saying this exact mentality will damn you.

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Let’s talk about mistakes

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@ForeverOrioles

Orioles Kangaroo

@ForeverOrioles

1 year

ORIOLES FAN WE MADE IT A SELLOUT. CAMDEN YARDS NORTH BABY #birdland

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11 months

FUCKING FINALLY GOOD RIDDANCE YOU MURDERING BASTARD

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1 year

For those about to whoop that ass, we salute you (Thank you, @dhwanisaraiya_ )

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11 months

Not an accident 🦅

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@dhwanisaraiya_

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Is that the fucking rebel alliance symbol from Star Wars

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2 years

I do not want to hear a single goddamn thing about AJ being “lazy” on this snap

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John Clark

2 years

AJ Brown says he was trying to tell Gardner Minshew the Saints had changed their coverage but Gardner did not look AJ’s way

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2 years

@GordonsWord Jordan Davis - Devastator Batman.

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@SNYGiants I heard he may have had some soda, too

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1 year

If you consider this a real news source and vote, I also want you to know that sticking a fork in a socket will grow your 401k

@LeadingReport

Leading Report

1 year

BREAKING: A new comprehensive study presented in front of the Pennsylvania Senate finds zero Amish children diagnosed with cancer, diabetes, or autism.

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@mandij220 What happened, who hurt him (why the heck am I asking this)

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2 years

Less than 24 hours away. GO BIRDS.

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@AH_Pod He may be a dick, a bigot, and a misogynist, but at least he’s a hypocrite

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1 year

My response to Donovan McNabb’s comments on WR targets:

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2 years

🎶 He has high hopes, he has hiiiiigh hopes, he has high apple-pie-in-the-skyyyyyyy hopes 🎶

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3 years

Good, qualified judge who cares more about American workers’ rights than kissing Federalist society ass.

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2 years

@AH_Pod Up the RA, Phils in 5

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2 years

Things one can do simultaneously: 1) celebrate Father’s Day 2) celebrate and reflect on Juneteenth 3) not be a little bitch

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1 year

@GregSmallz Chef, congrats, you are now overqualified for First Take

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2 years

Being on solo parent duty while my wife is away for work is eye-opening and f*cking HUMBLING. More experienced parents, I salute you 😮‍💨

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@kylekinane I always thought the Trader Joe’s bit was actually a metaphor for you coming from oil wealth

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@TexasGOP And you are the only person who worked hard. The end. Good work. LET’S GO PUNISH SOME POOR PEOPLE BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

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@BillSimmons What was that, buddy?

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@JohnSmillie42 Thank you for sharing this. Sincerely, Tired parent of a 3yo rage monster

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10-1. Looks like it was the offense’s turn to hold it down this week. GO BIRDS 🦅

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@DaveHarris73 All day, man.

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11 months

Please, please let this mean Slay comes out and plays like an angry, spiteful MFer for 60

@PHLEaglesNation

Eagles Nation

@PHLEaglesNation

11 months

After the 49ers game, AJ Brown said the #Eagles didn’t play with “the same energy.” Asked today if the issue has now been addressed: “Imma keep what was said in the locker room [private.] But you gonna see, you gonna see Sunday.”

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@Bakxr An entire nation is turning its eyes to you dudes, please save us

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@nina_alston I’m glad we’re balanced…hopefully the coaching staff is doing their homework.

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@jennwilliams23 Oven - just grab some parchment paper

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2 years

No, but please make this the narrative that everybody buys into for the rest of the year.

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@vivekmjacob Cool story 🤡

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11 months

You had us spoiled with how you executed that lost art

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Brian Dawkins

11 months

Openfeild tackling sadly seems to be a lost art!

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1 year

Holy shit, the Dan Snyder defense lives on!

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2 years

We’re finally getting rid of Florida, everyone

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Jade Jarvis

2 years

SPOTTED: The southernmost point… heading north on I-95 @WPBF25News

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3 years

While we’re on the subject of slapping the shit out of people

@HousingCrisisW

Housing Crisis Watch

@HousingCrisisW

3 years

Toronto landlord who owns 30,000 houses explains why young people don't want homes

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