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@BillMonty_

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Reserved Laker fan and loving Gym Bro. Pro-Equity. Carbs are not the enemy.

DC (current) and Murrland
Joined July 2009
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One depressing thing about COVID (but perhaps necessary) is finding out ppl you thought were smart are just…not 😔
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@__BHB__ Once you go past 2 BMs you lose the possibility of being a good dad, just my wild opinion 😂
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Get vaccinated + boosted (if eligible). That’s all I can say really. It is hilarious though how many people wanna note my display name as if it’s more than an endorsement of trying to protect yourself against COVID 😂
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@__BHB__ Me every time new coworkers say they thought I was like 25 when I’m 35 😄
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@mrgartrelle Whole time they be leading the charge in the redemption arc quite often but hey it’s easy to blame only us right? 😂
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@AsiaChloeBrown Give up CARBS?!?!
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We should teach our young boys how to handle rejection at am early age and let them know it's ok. It doesn't invalidate you as a man.
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It’s basically giving “y’all won’t let me be ignorant or bigoted in peace”.
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@DontWorryBoutB I miss the gym 😔
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@KaylarWill And only a nice addition if you find one of the best at that, otherwise it’s probably a detriment tbh
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@javeauriel Nope. Never really think about doing that no matter where I’m at, and the fact I never think about it but women do all the time is just another sign how privileged we are.
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@mrgartrelle Believing they are superior moral beings because of their reproductive system. Also why they like being the face of so many causes that aren’t their own.
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@AminESPN When you realize you gotta beat the Warriors with KD after losing to the Celtics without Isaiah Thomas
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@likeokaysure Funny how we all of a sudden believe police solve problems when certain situations pop up. 🧐
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A marriage built to last many lifetimes.
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bruh.
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My homeboy said his wife had his football food delivered bc she didn't wanna interrupt her Fenty Beauty play time.
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@BmoreBeloved Cyber Security assessments.
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Shitting on your own Mom go diss women as a collective is the nastiest of business.
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I was talking to my mom and she was saying a bunch of stuff she refused to do in a relationship.. as she’s 67 years old single and moving into her sons house
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Jonathan Isaac being a game changing piece is no longer just a theory.
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So, because I'm grumpy about the NBA coverage tonight, here's my question: What's your favorite NBA storyline this season that legitimately isn't getting enough conversation?
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Some of y’all really think it’s a game out here talmbout staying home.
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These are the people who will be marching their unwashed asses to the polls in November and you have people on here talking about staying home because they're not getting their loans paid off.
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A lot of us merely want the same privilege to be trash that is afforded to white men.
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Instead of insisting that white rapists receive more time, you want black rapists to go free? Yall don't gaf about justice or women.
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@BEautifully_C @__BHB__ I think you can make 2 work especially if you’re with one of them long-term, but you gotta really be on it you’re not lol
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Like in the year of our lord 2022 why am I seeing tweets asking how do we know Hitler hated black people? Where did God go wrong in putting your brains together?!?!
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@DontWorryBoutB I’m a trick.
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@DragonflyJonez Look I get what you saying but in this specific situation, I understand Tsai on this one 😂
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@CravenRave @__BHB__ In general, yes because they’re still in one household. Of course there’s exceptions but usually it’s not going down otherwise let’s not be disingenuous out of gender solidarity 😂
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And then Giannis gonna send Lonzo and Michael Porter packing every year once Lebron is done lmao
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I mean, just an ounce of thinking and this makes perfect sense. Just not being “one of those niggas” can make you feel as though you’re above the pack, even if you should try to be better than that.
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Secured the bag at last via @antonlinecom 🙌🏾
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Whatever the reason is I still gotta respect it, don't know why this has to be so hard for so many.
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Y'all ever consider a woman may say no last min bc it's too soon? She needs time to sort her feels out? She's been raped before?
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This is a long winded of saying that yes, it’s still calories in vs. calories out, it’s just a dynamic equation based on a variety of factors rather than simple math lol
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@AminESPN When you said you got dudes in your hood more scary than Lebron and the lie detector determined...that was a lie
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It's worse than worthless tbh, it's detrimental.
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Yo shouts to Amin for this tweet from THREE YEARS AGO 😭😭😭 #Doncic
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@haralabob there's a sixteen year old right now who's better than half the sixers roster. #Doncic
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@__BHB__ Niggas really think dragging these women along is better than just being alone because they can’t stand to be by themselves. Leaving a situation that was making me unhappy was such a boost, they really doing both parties a disservice by playing scared.
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@simsimmaaz It’s not doughy by normal standards, he’s still probably leaner than like 90% of men, that’s why they’re so antsy about it lol
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@Felonious_munk And they really be sending these tweets out like...
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This is exactly it, there’s just a stress that disappears and that in and of itself is life changing enough.
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people get to 100k and are shocked they can't afford anything but the ability to live without the daily stressor of just keeping one's head above water. it affords the ability to plan for one's future, but not necessarily a "lifestyle".
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He’s a hater but Shaq is probably underrated by the masses if anything.
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We’ve reached Shaq is overrated Twitter? Lmao
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"People don't hate oppression, they hate being oppressed." - @Felonious_munk (Will never stop reminding people of this lol)
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Being able to put politics to the side is a privilege itself that only one demographic gets to experience.
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I’m Black and gay. “Putting political views aside” isn’t an option.
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The irony is that the white working class which is who he’s really talking about voted against HIM for Biden in the primaries. Look in the mirror good sir.
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Bernie Sanders: "For too long, in my view, the Democratic Party has not been as aggressive as it should be in addressing the needs of the working class...that is why Trump has done so well with those people. It is time for us to expose Trump as a fraud."
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A true example of us knowing them better than they know themselves.
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Here's the actual clip from July 26, 2015, before ANY primary or caucus took place.
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My first blog post on why the NBA Draft Lottery system does not need fixing.
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Girl do I got news for you...
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Unless you nigga who has the Chick Fil-A Polynesian sauce there's no reason for an open relationship. Promise it won't be what you think.
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I met a dude in an open relationship & he be trying to holler at women but his sauce so low he just watches the kids while his wife goes out
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First of all, who told you it was cool to share my business with the internet???
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Cancer men go into love all open and unassuming. Then if one person fucks him over he throws the whole dating pool in the trash 😭. They gotta learn how to forgive and try again
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How can you hear the Carter 1 and 2 and be like oh yea Carter 3 is the one? Unserious ears.
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@DrChaeEd I think you’re doing great both in helping her understand is not her obligation to avoid being triggered, and that he has to examine how his words may affect someone else even if he thinks it’s no big deal. Top notch parenting it seems to me.
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@__BHB__ Probably. And it’s easier to just blame women than either find other ways to be purposeful or to work on being a more attractive option. As humans our default is always the path of least resistance, but do you want that or whatever is going to lead to the most fulfillment?
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The counter to this is always “what if he shows her love all year round” and it sounds good but if he’s really that type of nigga then doing Valentines Day is a given.
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Wait some women would get rid of a bruddah cause he doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day? Lool
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If your man doesn’t have self-control, your control ain’t gonna make up for it.
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Tabitha Brown was talkin about how she checks her mans DMs and dont let him be friends with women that dont have a man... and aint none of that gone stop shit if he's really tryna cheat. Either you trust your man or you dont.
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They realize they’re losing more potential options so instead of elevating themselves in some way to match, lashing out and attempting to “humble” said women is seen as the path of least resistance.
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@simsimmaaz As a man I shouldn’t be laughing at this
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@KendrasUsername She might’ve been co-signing you to be fair 😂
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Being a good person doesn’t mean not having boundaries, in fact you can’t be without them because otherwise you’re just a wannabe martyr.
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Being a good person gets your face played in a whole hell of alot and i got sick of it
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Just get me a job that allows me to live life how I want and doesn't have "This can't be life" playing in my head when I go in everyday.
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And it certainly doesn't give you free reign to harm a woman or other people cause you're upset.
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DIRK!!! RT @hotwata : S/o my boy Dirk tho!!! http://t.co/GKleJnK8YD
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Trae hasn’t even made a 1st-team all-NBA and Luka about have 4 selections already convo done right there no need to even cite film or stats 😂
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Luka Vs Trae
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"Is this what broke ppl air smell like?! 😷" - Blue
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A fan sang to Beyoncé while she was serving the #HurricaneHarvey in Houston. 💙 #BeyGOOD
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@darylsturgis That Vermont Jesus is gaining support when really the field is just spread and he’s the biggest beneficiary. Clock is ticking fast tho.
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@_Tamsey Yea if you want food that’ll last, fresh produce is the LAST thing you should be grabbing. Now you could and probably should get frozen if that’s your worry, but also those other foods he named aren’t even that bad in moderation 🤣
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That would literally end this country.
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How'd we feel if @ChickfilA offered bottomless mimosas on Saturdays to compensate not being open on Sundays?
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@CourtneeHendrix And make themselves sound like they’ve “evolved” but you take that mask off and surprise, they the same nigga with new jargon 😂
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For her to come terms with this at only 21 is actually quite impressive 😂
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Instead of focusing on working class whites, they need to learn how to mobilize more of those they already have and stop voter suppression
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"Democrats are out of touch" 🙄🙄🙄 that's why they won the popular vote by 3 million and won every class of every ethnicity except whites
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@rinnyssance @LaCienegaBlvdss A woman that lets him play around like that? Absolutely 😂
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The hilarious part about these quotes beyond them proving his point is they assume black suburbs don’t exist 😂
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Chigowk 🇳🇬 💚🔻🇭🇹🇨🇩🇵🇸
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Black ppl who grew up in white suburbs are a terror on this app
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Instagram music got hacked on some shit cause I can’t post any song that I actually listen to they pissing me off 😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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@dcodedboii If she's not attracted to you ain't much she can do breh lol
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@BlueSteelDC @marcushjohnson He’ll do it half-heartedly again like last time and his supporters will swear he was fully on board all along.
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@Frankensp1ne @californiabarby As a collective, even if I can’t relate personally I can’t ignore the majority 😂
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My niece asked me if I'm a dad or husband and when I said nah she said "Oh you just a kid then." Smh
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It’s overused just off the strength that most of us aren’t even qualified to diagnose it.
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Is “Narcissist” being over used ? Or is the world just filled with a lot of them?
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If you ever wonder why black women have "anti-blackness" or spark "gender wars", whatever verbiage you wanna use, stats like this is why.
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Important Screengrab:
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You know how conceited you gotta be to struggle having friends and the conclusion you come to is that you’re too pretty??? 😭
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It’s true though,& I’m not talking about “regular” pretty/cute, super super beautiful women tend to suffer a lot of isolation & rejection from their peers, they’re usually very lucky to have a real friend, let alone 2
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The Lakers fans who think trading away D'Angelo was good and signing Rondo is good are one big circle on the venn diagram.
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@CeciATL While overwhelmingly it is generally a good thing for most ppl, it’s best to save the compliments for those who you’re most familiar with and are tracking that they want it to be lost.
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@californiabarby Yeaaaa we really don’t be caring to the point of actually changing how we move 😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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Baby woke up like this but was muted smh
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um… i just realized the sound was off on the baby monitor. so….
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They're out of touch with those who "really matter" is what they're saying basically.
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"Democrats are out of touch" 🙄🙄🙄 that's why they won the popular vote by 3 million and won every class of every ethnicity except whites
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Nobody: Libgyal: Y'all call males under 6'2 men? WOW COULDN'T BE ME.
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@LakerFilmRoom Probably the Kobe Finals, May also consider the one mamba I have tho
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Them Instagram filters getting nasty, I seen myself on one my cousin did last night and was like ok maybe I’m handsome but I ain’t THAT handsome shit 😭
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For all of the ever. RT @sideeyespecial Basically RT @Nerd_Ferguson : Fuck the NCAA.
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Finished this today and it’s so good at detailing what made him much different from MJ and addressing the controversial defense but also... ...why are ppl in his mentions asking is he skipping Duncan and KG when THEY ARE IN THE OPENING MONTAGE 😭
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For top tier Patreons, Ep. 10 of the Greatest Peaks series is available: Kobe Bryant.
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The gag is for most niggas it probably won’t affect their ability to get that much in either direction, but they can’t fathom someone just wanting to be a better person just for the sake of it.
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ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ
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“Hey, maybe the shit I used to talk in the past was wrong. Let me learn more and not do that.” “Man, this nigga just want pussy.”
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@tinnkky Odds are the parents don’t see much it differently, that’s the real battle unfortunately.
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@__BHB__ I’d comment and judge them but my mama is everything so I can’t relate at all. I can’t imagine resenting my mom and what that must be like.
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Definitely not to 10 million households tho 😂
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It’s official: PS5 has sold 10 million consoles. Thank you! Full details:
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@fmason3 Maybe it’s cause my expectations are always so low but you know how broke you gotta be to be scared of buying...coffee?
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@MikePradaNBA @SethPartnow Ingram in the same tier as Dorian Finney-Smith, I’m sure this will be met with calmness and open minds 😂
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"Not Twitter/IG Thirst Worthy but Moms would approve" fine.
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What type of fine are you? #PostYourFine
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How can I be of service?
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The Philippines is overflowing with a surplus of mangoes and people are panicking
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@LIBGyal Looks fading as you age is a myth, particularly if you take care of yourself 😂
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@_yellow_paiges_ Not liking the Chappelle Show.
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@BostonJerry The biggest proof of this is people just learning she’s an Olsen sister. It’s me I’m people (and she looks like their carbon copy God be lazy sometimes 😆)
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I feel like this is easier to say when you’ve been desired/sought after before vs. someone like her who hasn’t IMHO
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Maybe I’m being insensitive because I’m not at all an affectionate person but that video of the woman crying at specifically not having a romantic partner to share experiences with feels ridiculous to me.
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