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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

4 years

Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

9 months

Trolling in cricket will never get better than this moment when Imran Khan wrote "I am sorry I won the car" in Australia because few Australian players were not happy with the decision and lost this 70k car. PS: He donated it to the cancer hospital. #عمران_خان_تو_آئے_گا

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@YoursMemely Huuuuuuuge respect for all the mothers sisters wives and daughters carrying men and ramadan on thier shoulders while fasting. ♥️♥️♥️

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2 years

@netflix Movie nobody asked for

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@BilalHidayat1

5 years

@DennisCricket_ Better than Washington monument

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4 years

@Naughty_Dog "I am gonna kill every last one of them" PS: Except the one who matters.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

4 years

Time to share it. #waqaryounis

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

Look my Simbaas! It's my Kingdom as far as eyes can see and beyond. #King

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@ShridharBarkol @historyinmemes Why it has to an Indian with lowest of comment?

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@hiimfarah @yaentastic No international exposure, never met any other race than Mamu Khala Phuppa k bache, no sense how racism works in modern world, no sense where people draw line these days, ye sab aur bohat sari apni jahalat k baad ye cheezain boli jati hain.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

1 year

Stop this chutyapa at earliest. They hate you. Their govt is formed by having a competition who hates us the most. Stfu and dont share this crap. Is ko waqai chittar parne chahien

Farid Khan

@_FaridKhan

1 year

A fan was supporting India in Multan today. Only in Pakistan can you find such diversity! In a match between Pakistan and Nepal, an Indian fan was free to express his feelings in Multan. Alhamdulillah 🇵🇰🇮🇳❤️ #AsiaCup2023 #AsiaCup

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@BilalHidayat1

10 months

Sachin finding what other games India won today to tweet about. #CWC23Final

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

6 years

@ayeshaijazkhan لگتا ہے اپ میں گل بخاری والے جراثیم ہیں۔

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@YoursMemely

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@thesedcat I don't like him either. His every joke is about multiple marriage, but u have used very wrong words for Nikkah. He's talking about his wives, no matter how lame he sounds, they r still his wives.

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@tauseefiasco No it was me. I turned it down when I saw Triss Merigold.

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@BilalHidayat1

5 years

@Ambreenriaz_ Wo to Nasir Khan Jan main bhi hay. That's not even the point. Millions didn't like his performance means something is wrong at his end.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@zomato LoL 2.0

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@tasmiyawwwww Entire India vs One Man

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@BilalHidayat1

5 years

Iron lady? Seriously? Ran away with a guard, drop off from college, in politics coz of dad, fraudster in Calibri font, lied to nation about her property, can't justify her TTs but she is Iron Lady? FFS get a life people #StopTorturingMaryam

Awais Shakeel

@AwaisGujjar1204

5 years

No one can stop civil supremacy among great nations. We Will flourish this movement by giving our blood. Stay strong the Pakistani Iron lady. #StopTorturingMaryam

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@DennisCricket_ Oh please, don't compare our sense of humour with those who laugh at Kapil Sharma jokes.

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@meriyumlol LOL. Look at all boys getting excited. Aap (s.a.w) jharu bhi dete thay ghar main. Wo bhi dia karo tum log.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@NidaNayabShah_4 @notyourhabibie Party pooper 😑

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@ZaphodGigglebox

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

3 years

Imagine British police arresting British Indians in a cricket stadium for supporting Indian team.

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

3 years

Indian student jailed for celebrating Pakistan’s victory in a cricket match

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@saima1___ 6 am: Prayers 7:30 am: Done with breakfast 8:00 am: Getting ready for office 6:00 pm: Back home 12 am: PS4/Netflix/Mobile Sleep Repeat

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@zohaaa 2008-2012. Jab Lahore Paris tha.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@coverofmagazine What do you feel about women who chose to do this?

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@i_sohailkhan They are public figures. News was already on media. Before it could turn into strange rumours, they clarified it. What's wrong here?

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@fambanglani When did Pakistan claim being a secular country genius? And secularism does not mean what this vidoe shows.

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@Ambreenriaz_ Is tarah k logon k samnay ghar wale secret batain nahi kartay. Ye sab ko ja kar bata atay hain.

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@junoesque @TheDilipKumar @ShirazHassan About this Mohalla, it is called Shiv-Sha Mohalla. Yanha par "Buth'on (idols) waali maari (house)" famous jaga hay. 2 story ghar hay jis pe idols banay hue hain. Exact location ap k ghar ki ho to usi jaga ki pic send kar donga. But I'll send Mohallah Shivsha anyway. Let me get'em

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@DennisCricket_ Or like Aussie soldiers killing Afghan civilians.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@hazharoon He was angry coz they disrespected Asif when he was out there.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@salonivxrse Kulbhoshan Yadhav yanha shopping karne aya tha? India never made an independent commission to look into "terrorism" charges. Kabhi apni Army se bhi pucho, k agar ye sach hay to tum log kia jhak mar rahe ho.

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@Haqiqatjou WoW. That's like naming myself MuslimBoy and advocating how well I am earning coz I lend money on interest.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

10 months

@SanskariSaumyat @SouthAsiaIndex Like what? Tell its citizens to take a dump on Doha's street?

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

5 years

@RizWanKenobi_ @fay_alif System where u don't die alone and get eaten by ur cats. That saves u from going homeless when u r broke. System where ur father don't charge u rent when u turn 18. System that gives u far less chances for ending in old-homes.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@HashTagCricket @DennisCricket_ LOL. Indian arguments are so lame. I was waiting for when will it goes towards Pak Army. Here we are.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@worstlifting My mom travelled thousands of kilometers with me, waited hundreds of hours in hospitals, took tens of tests of her own and stayed months with me away from home while I recovered. Moms are 💓

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@iamShaniera I am working for NGO which is working with KP Govt to educate kids through commubity schools where there isn't any school. I am shocked how many are there. They sent me this pic from field and they all belong to one household, all have no access to school.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

6 years

@WajidQAU @TalatHussain12 @MaryamNSharif If Talat Hussain is credible then I am Quaid e Azam.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@_harramm I love you

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@lazy_fatima_ Cricket? Flying jets? Wars? Manual labor? Executioners? Drug smuggling? Stalking?

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@junoesque @TheDilipKumar @ShirazHassan THIS is Boutton Wali Mari I was talking about. Built by Munshi Shiv Shah. It had a lot of drawings on it. Later sold to Saith Bhagwan Das. Munshi Shiv was a prominent social worker of DIKhan in 30s -40s.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

6 years

@sanabucha U should take 500mg Vermox single dose before using tweeter.

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@BilalHidayat1

5 years

@ShahidQuetta This is probably Miranshah Bazar which is rebuilt now. People were evacuated before operation. All these markets were hub of selling weapons. Suicide jackets were sold based on number of people they could kill. It wasn't bombing. It was bulldozers.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

6 years

@NiveditaRai14 @UncleLOL_ @ImranKhanPTI I made it 96. Couple ain't happy

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@BilalHidayat1

3 years

#ICCT20WorldCup2021

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@Reyme_KS Girl's hair suggest train is stationary.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@SaNa061996 @ZoyaUmar_ 15 sal baad ye uncle 45 k handsome man hongay, aur ye mohtarma 33 main overweight aunty.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@WealthInc247 Health. Being on dialysis for a year and near death experience, now living with donor organ, trust me when I say this, NOTHING MATTERS WHEN U R SICK. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@financial_index @stats_feed Israel should be 100%

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@__transponster Kala Pani main rehte ho?

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@leenacoladaa That iLm hasil karo chahay cheen hi q na jana paray was also fabrication right?

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@il0venostalgia Transformers Season 2 (1985)

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@BilalHidayat1

11 months

@beautiful_139 @crazyclipsonly Hoooman will never notice

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@Abuzar_ii Fixed it.

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@BilalHidayat1

10 months

@bharrmeinjaoo Unless one of them is like Shrek

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@DennisCricket_ Pakistanis cast votes based on who built them drainage, street and gave transformer 😂 while unfortunately in India, vote is casted based on who hates Pakistan more. BCCI also is a part of politics & power.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@dactar2b Fawad Khan with his wife. Next problem please

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@icelandcricket He must be telling his name like...

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@everythingisblu @Radiant315 Fees bhi ami se puch k leni thi

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@YoursMemely Hadees says meadows and rivers. May be they will be created by Arabs to attract tourists. They are going the same way. But there is still huge amount of poverty.

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The Accountant

@BilalHidayat1

5 years

Show me braver teenager than Atezaz, I'll wait. #LetsTributeOurHeroes

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@thesedcat he can have sex with 4 women each night and will get no sin for it. Sad part for u is that u can't do anything about it.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@kzuvi But common sense isn't very common. We are not recognized in modern world by ethnicity but by boarders. Pak Pashtuns were Afghan long time ago. Culture takes time to evolve. But it is changing in Pak pashtuns. Except hardcore nationalists, noone believe this.

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@BilalHidayat1

3 years

@iamshafaatali It was okayish untill BRT stations were made right in the middle of 2 roads. Both fast lanes around stations got narrow, creating bottle necks. It's a nightmare to use University road now. And there's no Govt control over ring road. U can do whatever u want to do.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@DukhMalanga I see a dog and human hand coming out of the clouds pointing towards the dog 🐶

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@theahmedyusuf But Indians can't have dual nationality so the flag is wrong.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@HOTDsource How big this fucking thing was

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@BilalHidayat1

10 months

Google Map once asked me to cross a River Indus in a car.

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@BilalHidayat1

5 years

@KhawajaMAsif Here's the full news kisi choor de bache

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@BilalHidayat1

10 months

@LiebCricket Is it me or does he give Clark Kent vibes?

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@malaikaliciouss No it doesn't. Hence divorced people are encouraged to remarry.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

You probably were not born but this currency bill was real bad ass back then.

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@fred_floss @crazyclipsonly Fault of a guy who designed this house of cards

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@thesedcat Prophet (s.a.w) used to spend each night with different wife. Define this to me.

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@BilalHidayat1

3 years

Entering Hindustan with no intension of conquering her 😢

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@zaibannn @nolongerannoyin Twitter philosophy is not admissable in court. She claimed harassed WHILE taking this pic BUT uploaded it with TONIGHT WE PARTY. For court, she lied (as she herself admitted)

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@junoesque @lovepaaaak @TheDilipKumar @ShirazHassan Here's the picture of school, now called Elementary College. It is still in use for teachers' training courses

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

My Nani is almost 90, has no filters when talking. Once guests said "itna sab kuch banwane ki kia zaroorat thi" she replied "Par chora to kuch bhi nahi ap logon ne" 😭

Rookhi Sookhi

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1 year

The 5 minute discussion of "itni takalluf kyu ki?" and "kuch bhi toh nahi hay" between guests and hosts when food is served is the human version of video will play after ads

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@BilalHidayat1

3 years

@HuXijin_GT USA boycotting anything remotely for human rights abuses, is got to be the biggest joke of human history.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@QasimKhanSuri Oxford?????Cricket player???? Captain???? WC winning captain???? Hospitals????? College???? Chancellor of UK Uni????? Prime minister???? Leader???? Loved my millions????? Ameeeeen to that. Baki doodh ka dhula koi bhi nahi.

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@SubconLs No taxi driver will start talking like this for no reason

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@BhittaniKhannnn @DerArschloch If I am not wrong, this soldier can sue them for a lot of money for using him without consent. No? Just saying

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

Have you ever driven a car with #Robocop music? Everyone outside seems like a criminal.

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@liala_af @AZamanK1 OK Pak created Taliban and Afghanistan was exporting jumbo jets before that.

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@TweeterManohar @DisinfoEU U r just another victim of Indian media and that's exactly what they have exposed.

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@BilalHidayat1

6 years

@MehwishHayat شاعرہ اس شعر میں فرماتی ہیں کے میں جہاز سے ائی ہوں، کتابیں بھی پڑھتی ہوں، عورت کو برابری کے حقوق کی بھی قائل ہوں، پھٹی جینز بھی ہے اور مولوی صاحبان ناراض نہ ہوں اس لئیے پروردگار کا شکر بھی ادا کرتی ہوں۔

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@oosafarnama Bhai itna sach na bolo. Internet ko itna sach pasand nahi.

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@witchernetflix I fast-forwarded this ep and did not miss anything.

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@BilalHidayat1

3 years

@SlamWinder @murtazawahab1 And no one uses them. There is NO lane discipline in any city in Pakistan.

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@nomura115 @Naughty_Dog U haven't played Witcher 3 or RDR 2?

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@BilalHidayat1

1 year

@_FaridKhan Anyone following cricket since 90s can see that new cricket 'fans' are as pathetic as it gets. Cricket twitter is one of the worst thing here. Disgraceful fans, especially from India. No class whatsoever.

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@BilalHidayat1

5 years

@snackistani It starts with guitar but doesn't end with guitar.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@Prashan35771300 @TheBarmyArmy Remove the flag. Let people guess which country has most shitty comments. No wait, it won't help

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@readyforcrown @HOTDsource No u aren't. Just a mean for corporations' ends

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@BilalHidayat1

4 years

@DennisCricket_ Dennis wants Indians to start commenting on particular thing and they do exactly what he wants them to do. Poor souls. Don't even know when they are played.

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@BilalHidayat1

2 years

@Lokeshmx @ImranKhanPTI There's a Hadith, saying Muslim ummah is like a body. A pain in one part of body is felt by entire body. Same goes for the joy. Deal with it.

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