Big H @BigHComedy Twitter profile

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Big H

8 years

Imagine ur mum went through struggles in war torn countries to get u here for a better life just for u 2 do balloons in the back of a corsa.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

YOU LOT THINK ITS A JOKE IF ENGLAND LOSE AGAINST SWEDEN IM GOING TO IKEA AND UNSCREWING ALL THE SHOW CABINETS AND BEDS

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Don’t talk to me about one ummah when black Africans are treated like animals and sold as slaves, African muslims are totally forgotten but when it’s Palestine or Syria all of a sudden you wanna protest and do 10km charity runs, smh you make me sick.

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Big H

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7 years

This guys impressions are 10/10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Looool is this brudda ok?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

LMAOOOOOOOO JCOLE WENT TO A SUDANESE WEDDING IN A PUNJABI OUTFIT IM GOOONNEEEE

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Don't switch on me, I got big plans 4 new bank holidays 4 the island, go get a spray tan I need u 2 stop running back 2 May she's a wasteman

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Beautiful recitation of Surah Rahman ❤️

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Bruv mo salah is one more hat trick away from turning the “you’ll never walk alone” to the Adhaan

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

This is too cute ma sha Allah ❤️💫

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

I swear if mo salah wins the champions league for Liverpool I think the red half of Liverpool will be joining us for taraweeh this year.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

If I spoke to my father liked that I would Have joined raina

Power

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6 years

Tariq wants in on the family business. #PowerTV

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Big H

@BigHComedy

5 years

ICONIC 2013 Muslim twitter ✨

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Carrick dabbing with his son looool #CarrickTestimonial #Class

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Try being black in a Pakistani masjid, they look at you like you became muslim through clearing.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Sam: my brothers the lord now at least he’ll let me back home Jorah: #GameOfThrones

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

May Allah bless us all with beautiful children who are attached to their deen.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

One time I said asalamu alaikum in the DM and she replied "walaikuma Salam" on the TL lmaooooo the most halal curve ever.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

Loool u guys look like ur shooting a reality series in 23 B.C Jerusalem

ImmaculateBeaut

@beautimmaculate

8 years

It was an absolute pleasure working on this shoot with @HabibaDaSilva what an amazing young woman Masha'Allah x

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Big H

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7 years

One of the funniest Ramadan memories is when my boy try correct the imaam but he was reciting a whole different surah 😂😂😂 imam listened, aired him and carried on.

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Big H

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6 years

You know it’s mad how we bury someone today, we probably think about them for a few days then a few days turns into twice a month and then by month 3 you only remember them when their name is brought up, Wallahi the people will forget you so only live to impress your lord.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

You know what Londoners are good at? Minding our own busines, Having a domestic on the tube? No problem we all turn our volume up on our iPhones, having an asthma attack on the tube? No problem the doors will open in a bit you’ll get some air.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

We need to teach our kids Islam from young, i don’t know about you guys but my son gonna be leading salah in nursery.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

4 years

I really hate Somalis, how can one girl have in her bio “if you don’t see me in jannah, Yartaa raadiyaa” 😂😂😂😂

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

PROPHECY

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Muslims can we make this go viral instead of arguing about what is hijab?

CJ Werleman

@cjwerleman

6 years

In China's effort to ethnically cleanse 12 million Uyghur Muslims, it has forced more than 1 million into atheist "reeducation camps." Here Uyghur Muslims are forced to drink beer and eat pork during Ramadan. This is basically a New Atheist utopian project!

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

I’m honestly lost for words, he’s lost 6 of his siblings and his mother and father, may Allah make it easy for him and grant his family jannah 💔🙏🏽😔

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Imagine you spent all day fasting then you go vote for conservatives and come home expecting iftar? Loooool put the samosa down Abdi May.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

Imagine calling giggs trash but you have a president who thinks global warming was invented by the Chinese 😂😂😂😂

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Loooool Islamic bare minimum Twitter 😂

Ruqaiya

@ruqaiya_h

7 years

I love these two so much! Kourtney has set the tone of 2018 which is hot rich guys who go to jummah ✔

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

U voted Tory and you wanna pray first row taraweeh? Brudda you are praying in the car park.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Its mad how nothing goes right for you if your mother isn’t happy with you.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

You know it’s amazing how Allah opens a door for you that you didn’t think existed.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that we have made it to 2018, we’ve all lost many people and we must never forget the blessing of life.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

DRAKE NEEDS TO HOLD A COUPLE BANGS ASWELL, SENSITIVE CHEER LEADING BASTARD

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Notice the more you drift away from your lord the more you’re in confusion and doubt.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Loooool mo salah is doing more for tackling islamaphobia in Britain than Theresa May and all her cabinet.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

"Me I have to keep playing I have 24 brothers and sisters to feed" looooooool #CarrickTestimonial #EvraYouLegend

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Amir Khan releases a statement through his cousin sister.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Guys islamically it’s no allowed to show videos of people dying or dead bodies as it’s disrespectful to the victim and families honour, please do not watch or spread the videos or pics.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

So us Somalis have suhoor and Asians have Sehri and bengalis have football? which one is right?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

5 years

ICONIC 2013 iamhamdi1 x Jamz

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

No marches, no come to our mosque events, no hug me I’m Muslim videos, no no no we are not the ones who need to prove we are peaceful. I’m sorry we’ve pandered to this for far too long, I’m unapologetically Muslim u can think what you want.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Imagine all the hours you put in trying to appease these people, loool at the end of the day you always be a “paki” to them.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

It’s mad how we make the bare minimum look so big when it comes to being a Muslim, you find out a guy prays 5 times a day and you’re in love because he’s so on his deen loooool.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Man Somalis are the best and worst people, if you’re somali you know exactly what I’m talking about.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Whatever day the Pakistanis say then it’s the day before that 😂

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@ohnosharky

6 years

When does Ramadan officially start?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Guys quote tweet this with your funniest Ramadan memories

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

LOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT IS HE ON? WHAT KIND OF ADHAAN?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Me after fasting the first day of Ramadan

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Bomb in a mosque in Nigeria, at least 50 dead 😔 #PrayForNigeria 🇳🇬

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Doing charity in private is so important, the moment you tell everybody is when you lose sincerity.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

5 years

Iconic 2012 ✨

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Don’t broadcast your life and then complain when things don’t work out, hide your blessings like you hide your sins!

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

According some religions if you've been bad you get sent to hell but if you've been really really bad you get sent to Birmingham.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Lmaoooo not only did he sweep her, she lost her chicken and chips in the process lmaooo pissed

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

When you was supposed to marry Matthew but Abdi has your heart

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

This Eid spare a thought for those who have passed away in the time since the last Eid al Adha, enjoy your time with your family and friends because we may never see another one.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

You know it’s mad when we spend so much time making plans for futures that are not Guaranteed but make no plans for the akhira which is Guaranteed 😔

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

I once ate cereal with a fork so I could re use the milk.

Yasmin Omar ⚒️

@Yasmomar

7 years

Question for the tl: what is the most broke you have ever been?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Hey India you celebrating Father's Day? You should do coz Pakistan is your DADDY right now 😂😂🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Sorry I can't hear over these flags 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Ronaldo lifted his country to draw against one of the best teams ever, looool Messi is chocking agaianst a team who smuggle fake cigarettes thru Gatwick.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

It’s so important to marry into a family who speaks a language you can understand, imagine they’re destroying You and you’re just sitting there smiling like a dickhead.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Because for the muslim the dunya is full of hardship and struggle and the hearafter is soft and full of ease or maybe it’s the lack of gelatine 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

I know it’s near the end when a lot of people think praying your 5 salah or going to the masjid makes you super religious looool no darling it makes you a muslim, a basic one at that.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Man said "I was a little fatigued" lmaooooooo Connor u was Walking with the angel of death 😂😂😂

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

Theresa May moving like a tyrant loool calling a snap election when she knows Corbin smoking weed right now and ain't ready for shit.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

We need to stop giving people the ability to affect our moods, rise above the pettiness and let them play life at the lower level.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Mum: I brought you into this world you must obey me. Me:

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

I don’t expect non Muslims to understand why we are not sharing his music and warning against it, but what I do expect is for them to respect cadets choice of religion and the rulings that go with it. rulings he was aware of and agreed with.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

I think freshies have the most fun, they have no care about fashion or being socially accepted, they live in their own world.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Somali superman lmaoooooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂 die with me

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Coming up to 27 years of peace and prosperity, we are going from strength to strength, nothing but love and hope for the future. #somaliland

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

When Israel commit war crimes in Gaza you’re rightly in uproar but when Africans are kept as slaves by Arabs why all of a sudden so quiet?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Loooooool man said"anytime any place anywhere" oi let's get this on sky box office

Jeremy Corbyn

@jeremycorbyn

7 years

If Theresa May trusted herself she would face me in a TV debate. I will meet her anytime, any place, anywhere:

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Looooooool didn’t you steal charity money? Somaliland should be the least of your worries thief.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Whatever day the Pakistanis say it’s the day before that 😂

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6 years

When is it eid?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

I’m going to be honest, if I become an ex Muslim I would never spend a second more of my time on Islam, why is it these ex Muslims spend day and night talking about Islam? Lmaoooo you’ve left go and focus on something else.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

Man's out ere cuz

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

HOWWWW CAN YOU BEAT A MAN WHO ONLY FEARS ALLAH

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

ALL THAT TRASH TALK MCGREGOR AND LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOURE A AGAINST A LION OF ISLAM!!!!

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@BigHComedy

6 years

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I honestly love Patrice evra 😂😂😂😂

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Not everybody is as clean hearted as you, not every smile is a genuine one.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Only thing returning is your luggage

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Don’t get me wrong we should defo help and support muslims in the Middle East but why can’t we have the Same energy for Somalia? Or Sudan? Central African Republic?

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un. May Allah have mercy on our brother cadet and widen his grave and forgive him for all his sins and admit him into paradise from any of the 7 gates.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

MOCK A MANS RELIGION AND FAMILY AND YOU WILL FEEL HIS WRATH

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@BigHComedy

6 years

If Islam doesn’t make you gentle and give you a supreme character then my friend you have totally missed the spirit of Islam.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Have you ever called someone and hope they don't pick up? Loooooool

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Honestly go to the masjid, the amount of water that’s wasted by brothers is amazing, I saw one brother making Wudu like he was in the one wish video

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Big H

@BigHComedy

6 years

I wouldn’t change my culture and my deen and my people for the world. Allah you made me Muslim and then a lander and I’m truly grateful for your decision. ❤️💭💚 الحمد لله

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Big H

@BigHComedy

4 years

One brudda was in sujood and I heard him say “free the Mandem Allah”

Nabil Abdulrashid

@GrandmasterNabz

4 years

Yo.. Muslims, what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever heard someone say in the Mosque? Let me start.. I once heard a committee member say “I love you for the sake of Allah but I’m going to have to get the brothers to slap you up” 😂😂😂 wth?!!

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

Fave thing about birmingham?

Bull ring

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Who remembers this? 😂😂😂😂

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

Please over 200 people lost their lives and people are still making this a Somalia vs somaliland thing? Do you have no heart? Be ashamed.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

7 years

RT if you’re somali and never had this.

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Big H

@BigHComedy

8 years

Your dads fave song is shakira hips don't lie

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