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Nabil Abdulrashid

@GrandmasterNabz

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I’m so black all my white friends are ginger 🇳🇬🇬🇧 former legacy blue tick currently on tour!!

Southside of that river
Joined June 2009
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@GrandmasterNabz
Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Hey guys.. remember how we were upset that we couldn’t celebrate Eid properly and you told us it was for safety and we should get over it.... yea.. erm..
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
lol .. you think man survived life in northern Nigeria and south London only to get Qweffed by some gammon? 😂
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4 years
BGT finalist Nabil Abdulrashid receives racist abuse and death threats after semi-final routine
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4 years
It took France decades to even admit this happened
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Nabil Abdulrashid
3 years
If time machines existed Piers Morgan would go backwards in time to chat shit about Rosa Parks
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
@FightHaven If this is who went to fight for Ukraine then Russians have little to fear
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Wake up in the morning and see that some of my favourite comedians are now following me.. My email full and WhatsApp exploding with loving messages.. I guess I did something right. Big announcement coming tomorrow!!
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
My dad is a retired doctor (specialist) who was prepared to come back to work during the lockdown despite being in his 70s.. he’s an academic and a very traditional 🇳🇬 father so you know the pride I felt reading this message from him.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
I promise to do no jokes about racism or islamophobia in my final if I experience no racism or islamophobia between now and then 🤷🏿‍♂️😊😉
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Nabil Abdulrashid
5 years
@ChurchofOgun And that is how you “hug” a racist
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Ofcom meltdown in 5...4...3....2....
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3 years
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... this is the same guy who told me I only did better than him on bgt because I’m black 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
@HoodComedyEnt Lol Dj khaled jumped in to save her
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Thanks for all the support guys. Didn’t get the “W” today but don’t worry.. the marathon continues. Love you all #teamnabil #nabilarmy I came to make a point and I think I did.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Nabil Abdulrashid: Ofcom rejects 3,000 Britain's Got Talent complaints - BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Nabil Abdulrashid
10 months
Keep migrants out your mouth when you complain about the nhs.. migrants are probably one of the main reasons we still have one
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
15 year old girl 5 foot 2 inches tall, East Ham, East London (Plashet School for girls). Wearing same coat as in picturem when went missing on Monday 8th March. been on multiple buses, living on buses since latest bus she tapped into was the 260 at 08:22am this morning.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Yes mate.. your barber.
@DaveAtherton20
David Atherton
4 years
Hi @bgt is there going to be a comedian in the final?
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1 year
@Bushra1Shaikh Nah.. she hit him AFTER he strangled her, and according to witnesses they refused to give her the refund and were being hostile hence her swapping items and walking out. He grabbed hold of her and shoved her so she defended herself
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Nabil Abdulrashid
3 years
“Women have the right to wear whatever they want... as long as it’s not Islamic”- France
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Qadr of Allah 😊
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
Disgusting! There guys have no right to be in England, they’re corrupting the culture! We need to send them back to… oh erm… yea.. AKWARD… @SuellaBraverman any ideas?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
Say what you want but I’m consistent.. #refugeeswelcome catch me tonight on @haveigotnews 9pm on @BBCOne !!
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Some people are laughing at me because I almost welled up after I won my semi final. If you’re a real one and you’ve had struggle you’d understand. Honestly I mean it when I say I’m grateful for every opportunity I get.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
I’m just happy I’ve kept workers at ofcom from being made redundant. I’m a hero and should be appreciated for my contribution to the economy. @Ofcom you’re welcome.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
How fucked up is it that from a toddler to childhood, to adulthood and even old age a woman is never really safe walking down the street on her own? #SarahEverard
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
@yohaun51 @FightHaven Lol tell me you’ve never grappled without telling me you’ve never grappled
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
My comments on #phillipschofield from the extended version of #hignfy wonder why everyone’s faces looked like that? 😳🤭😇 Catch have I got MORE news for you tonight 10:30pm on BBC1 or now on Iplayer
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
Send me your bank account details and card number 😉
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Please guys.. I meant it, don’t HOPE... VOTE!!!
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
The Qataris never took Gary Lineker off the air.. I’m just saying 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
Anyone notice anything?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Oh dear.. some people are offended that I joked about Winston Churchill being black? Hmmmm if I didn’t know better I’d swear that the think being black is a bad thing.. but if they did wouldn’t that make them... hmm what’s the word?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Meanwhile at @ITV 😂🤣😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 months
lol all you brave patriots leaving monkey emojis and racist comments in the replies are cute. Why didn’t you come to Croydon today for a friendly exchange of ideas? Only brave behind a screen 😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
You know the maddest thing about being a black or brown comedian? Listening to these white boys cry about “cancel culture” knowing full well that there will always be right wing media like GB need to fall back on no matter what they say. That option doesn’t exist for us.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Deep this... English people are comfortable with Churchill being portrayed as a dog but got w offended because a comedian said he was black as a JOKE... but nah no racism though..
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
My life is interesting.. Most of the fans I’ve gained from BGT are people who don’t normally watch BGT 🧐🥴
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Nabil Abdulrashid
3 years
Nothing structural about this
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Nabil Abdulrashid
5 years
Erm... Karim AbdulJabbar? Ibtihaj Muhammad? Mo Salah? ... why do people online say shit like this?
@EngrJu
Engr Babar
5 years
Khabib is the only athlete after Muhammad Ali that the Muslim Ummah is proud to have representing Islam on the big stage.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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Tell you what else I am proud of? After years of flying under the radar I am now being followed by some of the very comedians who made me take up comedy in the first place as well as authors and political activists who have inspired me.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
👊🏿🇳🇬💪🏿
@BGT
BGT
4 years
CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING! 🤣 @Nabilu will have you ROARING with laughter. #BGT #BritainsGotTalent
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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If only people took things ruling politicians say as seriously as things comedians say onstage. Then we would have real change which would put a watermelon smile on my face 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
I WON BGT TOO, BY A LOT!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
while I’m at it, let me just say.. I actually am not bothered by right wingers. At least I know where I stand with them.. it’s the holier than thou clandestine racists and self proclaimed centrists.. the posh liberalists that pretend to like us who are the real problem.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
man it’s been a great year, I feel blessed! It’s surreal for your kids to themselves and you on one of their favourite shows. Thank you for all your kind words honestly I never even expected to come this far! So many doors have been opened for me now! Alhamdulillah
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Fun fact, Khabib won his pro debut with the exact same move he finished Justin Gaethje tonight.. essentially ended his career the way he started it.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Hey @ITV if you’re looking for someone to replace @piersmorgan I’m happy to step forward. I wake up early and don’t crack under pressure and walk off like he does.. just saying
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
@abcomedian this you? Not gonna lie, it’s very fortunate for you that you weren’t doing this material when we gigged together on Saturday.. wtf?
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Same guy CW for dozens of uses of racial slurs
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
While you celebrate women removing their hijabs forced on them by men in Iran for their victory can you spare a thought for Muslim women in France and India who are having them ripped of by men in government?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
@FightHaven Shows how much the average person knows about who “looks” like they can fight 😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Wanna bet?
@petelewis59
Pete Lewis
4 years
@BGT @Nabilu I take great comfort in the fact he will never be heard of again.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Can you imagine the audacity? They want to complain? Ok, I’ll give them something to complain about.. TUNE IN ON SATURDAY
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Nabil Abdulrashid
6 years
Lol people acting like #PunishAMuslimDay is only exclusive to tomorrow and we have been safe all this time 😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
Ps as for KSI.. this is what happens when people who aren’t particularly smart or sensible get given a huge platform. That word is not cool to use and out of interest doesn’t he own an energy drink? And what community owns the majority of shops that stock it? #goodluck
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
So some Ukrainians have complained that Britain has “too many religions, cultures and colours” and they don’t like it. I think this is absolutely fair tbh.. send them to Rwanda.. it’s pretty uniform over there and the weather is fantastic too.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
5 years
How can this be happening?
@cjwerleman
CJ Werleman
5 years
My God - yet another two Muslims have been lynched by Hindutva fascists in jharkhand, India. One died from his injuries, and the other survived but in critical condition. 90% of lynchings in India have occurred since Modi took office.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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@financemose @FightHaven This must be Jamaica 😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
When the inevitable happens watch their parents come on the news and tell us how nice their kids were and how they were “good boys”. Let someone try this on with me and my family… Kmt
@5lut_
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Wtf?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
😂🤣😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
I hope the full version of what I said about Schofield makes it on to the extended version of the program 🥹 #HIGNFY
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 months
Yea… it’s not like they have been attacking black people too right? 🫤🤦🏿‍♂️
@SaRagarvey9
Sa Ra Garvey
2 months
My MESSAGE TO BLACK PEOPLE! In light of the U.K riots! THIS AINT OUR FIGHT! 🤷🏾‍♂️ #UKRiots #TommyRobinson #FarRight
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Nabil Abdulrashid
3 years
First time I’ve worn one of these things in my life 😂 #MasterchefUk @BBCOne
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Investing in weights was a good idea.. mental and physical health was at an all time low and then six weeks ago today I decided to do something about it. Dunno who needs to see this but.. LETS GO CHAMP! #letsgochamp
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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@Dexerto Not everyone who does jujitsu everyday for five years becomes a black belt (some people are stuck at blue for yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears) and not everyone who opens a gym makes money. Many bjj guys wives think bjj is a waste of time too 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Nabil Abdulrashid
1 year
Apparently in Islamic customs you can’t eat samosa until the moon is spotted and then you can say Eid Mubarak and your fast is broken 😂😂😂💩👳🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
@Tesco
Tesco
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Alia’s ‘worth the wait’ samosas. Create your own golden veggie samosas for special moments to bring the family together over Ramadan and Eid. Head to this link for the recipe.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Lol things have been going really well man.. almost worrying. Wonder how long before someone digs up an old tweet and gets me cancelled 😂
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
I’m going to be giving anti racism coaching to help white allies better deal with their wayward siblings.. of course this will be a paid service but the money will go towards a good cause, my bills. Any takers?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
3 years
They boo man for taking a knee but cheer him for scoring a goal.. what if he scores a goal and then takes a knee? Their gammon brains would melt like the very cheese they eat in their baked jacket potato delicacy.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
3 years
Ramadan Mubarak everyone, may we see it through to the end.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
@LozzaFox Imagine getting bodied under your own quote tweet? Imagine having privilege and STILL being a failure.. nope you don’t have to imagine.. that’s all you my guy
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
See you next week. Alhamdulillah.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Check on your friends man.. doesn’t need to be a birthday or anything. Just check on them, sounds obvious but we all have good friends we have fallen out of contact with for no real reason.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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I MUST normalise saying ALLAHUAKBAR, it isn’t something bad and I’m sick of seeing hack white “comedians” use it as something synonymous with terrorism.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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On my daughters first week of school a kid that had been bullying others tried it with her. She two pieced him like I taught her to, had to explain to a parent that I will not teach my child to “be nice” to bullies it’s their job not to raise bullies. He behaves now though 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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@MumHomeless @VoiceBritannia And by that math Christmas would spread the virus even more so than Eid so they should’ve let us have Eid and cancelled Christmas 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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You have “ex Muslim” in your bio and I’m the victim? Lol you guys cling into a faith you’ve left for attention 😂 lord forbid you just call yourself “atheist” or “agnostic” nobody would care then.
@DesModernis
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Their victim card has infinite balance.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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British doesn’t show up in a dna test you moron same as “Londoner” ps even as far back as Roman times there were millions of non white people living here. I’m very proud of my ethnicity but I won’t deny my nationality because poundshop Hitler says so on Twitter
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
This is a direct consequence of the normalised islamophobia we have here in the U.K.. mainstream media AND social media are complicit. May Allah grant the innocent mother and her two children the status of Shahida.. Amin. 🕊
@mikecmorgan
Michael Morgan
2 years
Jamie Barrow, who wrote racist and Islamophobic posts on Facebook, has been charged with murdering mother Fatoumatta Hydara, 28, Naeemah, one, and Fatimah Drammeh, three as a result of arson. Why are Nottingham police are saying it’s not racially motivated?
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4 years
Funny how I made fun of lefties too but so far it’s not them wishing death on me or sending me abuse.. hmmm who were the snowflakes again?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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many English ppl I know are leaving to Dubai, Qatar, Canada and Spain Funny how they complain about immigrants and refugees coming to the U.K. but the moment you taste a fraction of the problems they’ve had in their countries you start packing up shop 😂
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It was just people peacefully waiting outside shops in Croydon until some guys we don’t even recognise showed up and started hyping.. now police are everywhere.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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@emerald1910 Hey man... I know exactly how it feels. It’s not easy but always remember “ after hardship comes ease”.. might not feel like it now but take things one step at a time
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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Imagine a journalist being shot in cold blood and then afterwards her funeral procession being attacked like the people carrying her coffin literally being beaten by armed men and mainstrea media is quiet about it? Maybe the world would care more if she was Ukrainian?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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mad how this white woman who did nothing but wear a hijab is being plastered all over social media but the Afghan brother who chased of the shooters isn’t really being acknowledged and there is almost no mention at all of the HERO imam who saved most of his congregation?
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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“Rabbish rahli sadri, wa yassirli amri, wah lul uqdatan min lisaani, yaf kahu kauli” (“O my Lord! Open for me my chest and ease my task for me, and untie the knot from my tongue, so they may understand what I say,”) [Surah Ta-Ha 20: 25-28]
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Had a lot of fun making this!!!
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
Then your hygiene is as poor as your humour 🤷🏿‍♂️ #washmore
@mjudeburns
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@BGT @Nabilu I had an abscess on the back on my balls once and I found that funnier than Nabilu
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I don’t have the privilege of compartmentalising my politics from my art as my art is drawing from life experience. I am not a dancing monkey, if you don’t like my content then vote for someone else.. you will not colonise my art.
@STOPThePrayer
Say NO to the Peterborough Call to Prayer
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@Nabilu @BGT I think you’re a naturally funny guy but I can’t enjoy your act when you bring politics into it.For you final performance can we see more of YOU. Drop the politics!Because what you say simply isn’t funny, it’s just you giving all White english people a bad name. Stop generalising
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People don’t even realise that the main reason you don’t see my wife with me in the videos and we have always been private is because of all the antiblack abuse I get from within the “community”.. I never used to even show my kids because of the filth I would get sent.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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If you think Quran burning is ok..I don’t need you following me of being my friend in real life tbh
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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These idiots want to burn the Quran outside a mosque on Eid.. but still think Muslims are the problem. Waste of time anyway… even if you burnt every existing copy in the morning we would reproduce it word for word by the evening. #EidMubarak #Sweden #quranburning
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Allahuakbar
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Hahahahahaha
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I’m not even one of her sympathisers tbh but you can’t deny the double standard..
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Female muslim students aren’t being allowed into exam halls in certain parts of India and even being chased by mobs because they’re choosing to wear hijabs. have any feminists spoken out about this? I haven’t seen any.. for the life of me I can’t figure out why? 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Nabil Abdulrashid
3 years
What I don’t get is how right wingers call everyone snowflakes and weak but as soon as they’re made to feel pressure they melt
@Femi_Sorry
Femi - REJOIN MARCH SATURDAY 28 SEP
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Andrew lawrence is a right-wing former comedian who opposes political correctness in the name of free speech. It took him less than 5 minutes to block me for saying this. They don't want open dialogue. They just want to say racist stuff without consequences. #SayNoToRacism
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Nabil Abdulrashid
2 years
I mean where do I even start.. before telling someone what their success is built on perhaps you should try being successful at something?
@LozzaFox
Laurence Fox
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Imagine being able to dine out on your HUGE privilege and a thunderous lack of talent. Your success is built on acceptance, tolerance and understanding. Which, by the way, are running thin.
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Nabil Abdulrashid
4 years
My Patreon, support me so I can stop being mistaken for big Narstie at Lidl and get harassed at Waitrose instead
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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(Most) non black POC “allies” love “black lives matter” till its time to call out antiblackness in their own cultures and communities.. then it’s radio silence or “bbbbut..kala/abid/mayate isn’t really a racist word!!” Or “it’s the older generation!!”
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