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Author, Historian, returned from the Shadow Realm. Get on board or get out of the way.

Winnipeg, Manitoba
Joined November 2015
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@Dexerto For anyone reading this that goes “oh Linus investigated himself-“ No. These investigations are handled with provincial oversight. The “third party” mentioned is going to have been a govt approved agency.
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@thechosenberg >Carefree mindset Ladies, that is not carefree. This is how men who care very deeply manage and overcome pain.
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@AltHistCody The mythology around "what would have happened if we lost WW2" is absurd and hilarious. People really do believe this shit.
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@yousoromi She dodged a bullet. No good man hates Miku.
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@ItIsHoeMath People still went to the movies and read books during the Great Depression.
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@Bruhmoment2076 @khyleri He abuses her, with possible sexual implications. This image has her pulling the plug on his life support, presumably after he’s been in an accident or had the ever loving shit beaten out of him.
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@AltHistCody One day every four years Anger gets to on his special armband while the rest try desperately to keep him from the controls.
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@PandasAndVidya Jeets were tolerated when they were a tiny minority comprised of only upper-caste migrants. The moment the average person had interacted with one, their repugnance was revealed.
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@FlorenceLupin “We want men to open up to us!” >Men start explaining their special interests and hobbies “Ew not that way”
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@ShitpostGate Blizzard keeps applying a well-known and previously effective crisis management technique whenever they have a controversy. It’s named after the first character they used it on, google “tracer rule 34” if you want to know more
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@ItIsHoeMath Sure, and there were radio shows during the London Blitz. Life doesnt end when things get dark.
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@subzndubz @fasc1nate The amount of drag produced on an adult human male body would make that almost impossible even for multiple men.
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@BadMediatake And most people playing with mods are playing ancient versions.
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@mirbrandnew @xbtGBH That food is intended for people who're quite literally starving or incapable of feeding themselves, not someone here on a student visa paying hundreds of thousands in tuition. Simply put, it's charity theft.
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@emperorsagge It's also funny when these people look at like a normal adult man in their early 20's and cannot accurately judge their age. I routinely get people combing through my acct to try and find dirt on me, and they just latch onto a post from 2021 and think I'm 40.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 She’s the only one that doesnt fuck everything up even worse in her ending!
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@GarbageHuman23 And of course everyone knows the ethnicity of the father~
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Did a playthrough once, just using the actual physical map and the in-game compass. Was really fun.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Your imported hordes vote for him because he looks like them. That is the only reason browns ever win.
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@NEETWorldOrder I’m adamantly refusing to update to win11 and getting close to the point of deleting the update service entirely so it stops asking me.
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@IanColdwater No autism because people thought the Asperger's diagnosis didn't exist until the early 00's. No pre-millennials were being tested for it, which these people just don't get.
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@IanColdwater “Just buy a starter home!” They screech as young couples look sadly at a tiny house costing 275k and then selling for 500k after the bidding war between foreign property managers, banks and pension funds finishes.
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@Kaybearmomma Looking at the replies people really have forgotten that there was rationing for thirty years and that changed peoples' entire food culture across the US and UK. The food didn't have tonnes of spices because they were expensive thanks you, you know, war and recession.
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@Mangalawyer They forgot the whole eternally youthful virgin homemaker thing
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@SaeedDiCaprio You can fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.
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@khyleri Not cursed, wife material.
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@AltHistCody Shame the native inhabitants terraformed it to an uninhabitable hellscape.
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@K0T0H1KA Boy suffered in purgatory for decades until finally clinching victory. Fought battles against literal gods, and won. Died and came back to life. MULTIPLE TIMES. Visited multiple worlds Turned 11 and then had God say "no you're ten again." But he didn't have to work, huh?
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@Bruhmoment2076 @khyleri Jesus fuck my mentions
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Ranni is the “end the age of fire” ending, literally everything else is “just make things worse lol”.
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@DocStrangelove2 *pew* "ow my hand"
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@AltHistCody I think this will still be one. Everything about this is just unbelievably iconic, era-defining, mythological even.
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@AltHistCody It is time to bring back Vine
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@Aristos_Revenge Both sides are wounded, by different sources. Both are abused. Neither are in any state of mind to be pair bonding. Women need to stop gender warring and taking jabs at men every chance they can get, and men need realistic goals to achieve.
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@philthatremains That one room probably has more wealth concentrated than my entire net worth.
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@khyleri So this is how they broke Andrew Tate.
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@norky69 @batteryscott @subzndubz @fasc1nate He was suffocating, that's why the others in the cabin thought he was dead. At 40,000ft the atmosphere is too thin to breathe. That said, you have around eight minutes of hypoxia before you have irreparable brain damage.
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@thechosenberg Talk him down? A bro would throw him some cash and congratulate him on winning.
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@mustachetoilet I don't believe the stats on the face of it, but >Dressed inappropriately Are they expecting a 3-piece suit? From a broke college grad with mountains of debt? >Inappropriate language Guaranteed that's just slang terms that older hiring managers don't understand. >Refused to turn
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@9mm_smg There’s a false-eloquence that midwits employ to sound more impressive than they are. Most geniuses I’ve dealt with (and there are very few) are capable of talking at lower levels and in simple language for exceptionally complex subjects.
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@PandasAndVidya Weird thing is for me, my immediate instinct when I see cows is to approach. This... terror the guy feels is alien. Like looking at someone of another species. is ancestors are not descended from the steppe.
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@cIasschristian Neither side has innocence in it. Men shouldnt be taking advantage of women, and women shouldnt be making themselves so sexually available.
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@dyingscribe Terminally online guys are massively insecure and this shows it.
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@dyingscribe At the end of the day I want someone who is interesting to talk with. I dont want a slave, I want a partner.
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@wokehammerLs No no, let them identify with evil.
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@ShitpostRock Gap moe reigns supreme.
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@_rawrell Someone made a better version of the comparison, taking Danmachi Hestia in her divine vestments rather than her mortal rags. I struggle to find any issues with Danmachi’s design, from a greek mythology perspective.
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@Calibaneur I’m ready.
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@Italian347 Knew lots of girls in hs that wore little to none. Still know lots to this day. Pure distilled cope from this lady.
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@AuronMacintyre Bikes weren't enough, they also need to steal everyone's history.
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@OldMemeClown Demographic behaviours.
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@InsaneCope Their entire existence is porn.
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@ItIsHoeMath The point I’m really making is that the darker things get, the more people clamber for entertainment. It could be the dumbest, crumbiest slop but as long as it makes them forget how bad things are for a little while, they’ll eat it up. It’s why all the woke media is flopping.
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@Slatzism Urbcels that can't appreciate the beauty of untouched nature
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@HMBohemond Even in fiction-
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@ArealsigmaMale Props to the kid, I like to bring a 2gal jugg and fill it 75% with coke slurpee and the rest cheap whiskey and spread that shit out over an entire year.
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@OtakuEspiritu Childless gooners hate a show about a happy, functioning family. Go figure.
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@DocStrangelove2 “Fuck your guns” means something different nowadays
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@ShitpostRock I could fix her.
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@SanjayJ10827056 @deAdder I see you fell for the media gaslighting, lol. The main convoy is 4.5 miles long, contrary to what the CBC tells you. The smaller convoys in each western province are also over a kilometer in length each too.
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@USCPSC Incredible. We've come full circle from dismantling wooden playgrounds because they're dangerous, to now having advocacy for dismantling the plastic replacements because they're dangerous. Just incredible.
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@iamyesyouareno South Africa is the way that South Africans want it to be and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
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@surprisepickle @LookAtMyMeat1 That’s the consequence of killing Radahn anyways? He was the one holding the stars back.
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@ForsetiMoms That’s a lot of red flags but I choose to be colourblind.
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@TheognisOMegara Teachers tend to be awful but nobody deserves to be at the mercy of the bottom quintile.
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@owenbroadcast Man’s relationship with certain animals is impossible to quantify or fully understand. Some people are instinctually drawn to dogs, and to cattle as well. Something deep in the blood calls.
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@mask_bastard Fax machines are still used in the West? Cash society is good.
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@ShitpostRock The androgyny and disfigurement fetish for modern media is infuriating.
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@BurgundyStriker I have the exact opposite take on Jojo from most people: First two parts are pure kino, everything after is incredibly mid.
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@realChrisBrunet I firmly believe that any foreigner that protests in any country for which they are not a citizen should be promptly and swiftly deported, without notice, and immediately sent to their home country. Why must we tolerate the brown hordes and their entitlement?
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@revenant_MMXX Upper-class issue at its finest. People who don't need to worry about anything else.
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@DagoSupremacy “If you wont do work for us for free then we wont hire you!” “Why is Gen.Z so lazy?!?”
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@politicalawake I'm of the opinion that any foreigner or migrant that advocates for more migrants should be immediately deported,
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@EndymionYT The closest Yasuke is known to have been to any kind of swordsman is he carried Nobunaga's sword once. Wild how cultural imperialists took that and blew it up to... this. It's crazy how much prog westerners hate Japan and the Japanese.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 3D animation has never been the same since~
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@AltHistoryHub mmm my favourite pastime is cube rotation
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@iamyesyouareno God did exactly this. It was the best island, it is the best island, and they all want to come and take it, and throw white people off of it. But the thing is, there’s nothing magic about the island. It was the people who made it great. Remove the people, and the island dies.
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@0wlAfter They’re endlessly intimidated by cute asian women.
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@PandasAndVidya What a beautiful culture. Absolutely wonderful that we're FUCKING IMPORTING THEM BY THE MILLIONS.
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@AnonymousLeftie Alcoholic coat of arms.
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@AkkadSecretary The moment people experience the average Indian their opinion on the entire diaspora very quickly sours. Turns out the caste system exists for a reason.
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@colorlessblue @peachlybeloved That God Europeans saved it from destruction.
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@jacfalcon Maybe I’m weird but I think pigeons are cute, both in their pure white and urban colours.
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@GreenTextRepost @ice_the_private Women hit 28 and start obsessing over “maturity” and “profrontal cortex”. Cope because they know damn well they’re losing what made them attractive.
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@whatifalthist I could, on my salary, own a single family home and support said family, with all the associated luxuries as well as a vacation… 20 years ago. The job I do pays more or less the same as it did, 20 years ago. Boomers do not understand this.
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@ArtemisFowl_003 @khyleri I know her character and thus I repeat: wife material.
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@thechosenberg OP doesn't want to date a William Blake, she wants to date someone that's famous and important. Dating someone actually like one of those authors would be utter fucking anathema to modern women.
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@wayotworld 99% chance someone dismantled it to sell the metal by now
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@rosemynes @FlorenceLupin We talk to eachother the same way. It’s not that we assume you dont know anything, it’s that we’re really excited someone is interested in something we know about.
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@babybeginner Death penalty for rapists, don't care how old. The evidence is conclusive, no trial is needed.
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@magicalmomotism >Boomers learning for the first time that Pride is just about creeping on kids
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@AltHistCody This is my prediction. It's gonna be Hillary v Trump 2, purely because she's too much of a narcissist to let this opportunity go to waste. Internally I bet she's already working to make it so it's either her or the raisin on the ballot.
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@Internet_TLCM The most upper-class take on immigration possible.
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@gracecthdralprk Because HAVE YOU SEEN HIS WIFE
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@kunley_drukpa Next his visa should be revoked and he should get deported.
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