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@elisabomb

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31. she/her. lesbian. fujoshi. pro-fiction. trigun, mainly KV and KW. i like seals too. 18+ only.

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@elisabomb
elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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I made a bluesky, same username as here if anyone wants to connect there
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@elisabomb
elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
2 years
So tired of queer stories being reduced to "representation". Imagine making something that you pour your heart and soul into and work on for months/years to convey a story that carries meaning to you, and all anyone has to say about it is "there are gay people in this"
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This was prompted by seeing someone refer to a queer story as a "piece of representation" and i just thought that was so insulting lol, that's not the purpose behind why we tell our stories
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@elisabomb
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There was no such thing as a "problematic ship" when i started shipping. This is an incredibly new problem.
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🔞 Havven 🔞 | King of Annihilated Dabi
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alright new game: what was your first "problematic" ship? liveaction or animated? im so curious. ill even drop mine in the comments if you guys want it but PLEASE share yours too!
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If antis actually valued ace people they would look at the sheer number of ace people who create nsfw works and understand that fictional desires =/= real desires. But they don't.
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@elisabomb
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Ngl it really deeply bothers me when women in their 20s and 30s are accused of "trying to appear childlike" when they indulge in fun fashion trends, makeup, etc. Especially when it comes with the accusation of "catering to pedophiles"???? Like how misogynistic can you be
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the fact that "they're not real" is considered a controversial point is COMPLETELY INSANE. talking about fictional characters as though they have rights or can be harmed is completely insane.
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@elisabomb
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@BrianFergusson Who do you think paid those politicians to do this?
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@sarahmariefairy It is! And it's supremely unhelpful as a reader/watcher too. People will market things on "representation" but i want to know what the STORY is about.
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@iwtvzine Why are you making a zine for Anne Rice's work if these are your stipulations? Might i suggest a cocomelon zine instead?
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
2 years
Seeing the way more and more antis are just getting ratioed and shut down immediately as their bullshit becomes known to more and more people heals my soul.
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@slugcharmer Do yall ever get tired of this bit
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4 years
When one of my coworkers found out i was bisexual and liked women, he said "i like to watch". That's fetishization. Shipping according to tropes... isn't. A fictional character can never feel what i felt when he said that to me
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Every single time someone is like “imagine how YOU would feel is lesbians were fetishized!” I have to laugh. My boss asked to watch me and my girlfriend have sex because he “loved lesbians”. I’ve been treated like a party trick or a porn category since I came out.
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@elisabomb
elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Sk8 boys ranked by the complexity of their hygiene routine (i will not be taking constructive criticism):
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@elisabomb
elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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I love sk8 so much, i can't believe an anime about gay skateboarders has led to so much good in my life.
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@elisabomb
elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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@darkalinas - Fictional men can't hurt me like real men - I'm bi and want to read queer stuff but reading about women in sexual situations makes me feel weird/ feels too personal - it's fun to turn the tables and sexualize men instead of being sexualized by men
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media that you are actively choosing to engage with and can disengage with at any time cannot "violate your consent". it is just sitting there. you are the one choosing to read/play/watch/etc. it. the only active party here is you.
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No no no no this is how you get people never figuring out they ARE queer
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joujou is… still an artist
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we need to ban cishets from talking about anything remotely queer istg
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Here's your daily reminder that fandom was created by adult women for adult women and continues to be primarily composed of ADULT. WOMEN. Fandom isn't a daycare.
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they could show vash with a dick on screen but i would still testify under oath that that boy has a pussy
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@elisabomb
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Lmao depending on the day antis think 28 year old women are infants or shriveled hags there's no in between
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TERF definitions of womanhood repulse me as a cis woman. It makes my skin crawl to be defined by my vagina and ability to bear children (my worst fear on earth is pregnancy and i am voluntarily sterilized). It feels dehumanizing and objectifying. Meanwhile +
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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@MagpieMadnesss the first thing that came to mind was "tumblr university"
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@ronnasmartin Oh so you benefit from fic writers' passion projects but don't value them, that's just lovely.
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@elisabomb
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2 years
This has POWERFUL Adam vibes
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Langa pretending to be bad at Japanese is one of my favorite subtle running gags in the show.
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@elisabomb
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@fubroshi me when i've never had a met a gay man irl in my entire life
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@joshuadavdking I mean my therapist supports me in this, but you don't actually mean this in a sincere way now do you
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
3 years
Cursed idea time! Reki publicly declares his affection for Langa at S, and everyone already knows Adam wants Langa. Fans at S start wearing "Team Adam" and "Team Reki" shirts like twilight fans
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Some people are petite. Some people are babyfaced. Not one adult woman on earth is hoping that she can attract pedophiles. You just hate us.
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People love projecting the damage they got from having unsupervised internet access on random strangers who have never interacted with them, instead of their parents/guardians who failed to supervise them.
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@komodoensi That and like. If A/B is my notp, I'm still going to dislike it in the context of A/B/C lol
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One of my favorite parts of episode 1 of sk8 is when Reki and Oka are like "it's a secret race you can never talk about" right after they tell Langa, who they both just met
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@blurbette This is so funny, this is like saying no amish people have over 1k followers on social media
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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It feels like a lot of people see sex as a bad thing that can be good under certain conditions, instead of a good thing that can be bad under certain conditions
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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To everyone complaining that you can't find art of knives + vash that isn't plantcest: 1. Skill issue 2. Good
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@H0NEYFANGS "proshipper or actually problematic people" so you admit it op, proshippers aren't problematic lol
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Sometimes i think "are we, as plantcest shippers, delusional?" Then i rewatch stampede and the answer is No
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8. Langa. This boy is a disaster. 3 in 1 soap, shampoo, conditioner. He brushes his teeth and wears deodorant but sometimes his mom has to remind him to comb his hair. Help him.
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@elisabomb
elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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David Wald's tweet about speaking to the queer sector of anime fans is so appreciated and important. Adam's story is a queer story, and the character means so much to so many queer fans. Thank you David.
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@sakradevi YEAH like i usually do block them anyway but that's for my safety not their comfort
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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And yes i understand that some ace people like and desire sex but i know multiple sex repulsed aces who write raunchy porn and i love them for it
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For example, you can tell this person was not on the internet prior to "apps"
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You can tell what app people originate from by the way they post. I’d recognise tumblr speak anywhere
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@atristotles not people being nostagic for fucking roar by katy perry lmaooo
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Sk8 having lots of meaningful relationships between characters and no explicitly canon ships is part of what makes it such a great series for shippers
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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@arvofart It's so cool and progressive of them to lecture bi women about what we are and aren't allowed to do during pride month. As we know, bi women are the true executors of the entire patriarchal agenda.
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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When I was a teenager, like 13-14ish, my parents monitored my internet use. They confronted me if i was looking at shit I shouldn't be, being a dick to other kids, or talking to strangers who could be literally anyone. Can we like. Bring that back as a thing that parents do
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Langa is a very nice boy but he's also feral and i think that's a very fun combination
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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@AniDiscourse the thread that said 'i've never encountered radfems in these fandom spaces ever! just people who think proshippers are weird' made me roll my eyes so hard i blacked out for a second. the call is coming from inside the house
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@gyaruoberon Gaslighting strangers on twitter about what their experiences in therapy were like, doesn't bode well for your future in the psychology field. Also you're a fate stan and fate has incest in it so ?????
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@jenrose Ship wars aren't the same thing imo that's not really what I'm talking about here
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@elisabomb
elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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About the f/f shipping discourse: i think the people who have pointed out how hostile those ship communities are hit the nail on the head. I am a queer woman in a gay relationship. Yet i do not feel welcome in those communities at all because of gatekeeping, radfems, bullying.
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Making a carrd with a dni list but instead of "basic dni criteria" i put "advanced dni criteria" and do not elaborate further. Good luck.
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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@orclesbian @winterqueer i have a fear of needles and i'm studying to be a phlebotomist so this isn't my fav analogy but i agree with the point you're actually making
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@LeaguePrideZine Can't have Degenerate Art anywhere near the "pride" zine i guess. Disgraceful
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7. Miya. Gamer.
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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I am just obsessed with the idea of Adam being like "ohoho can you keep up with me in bed little Langa?" And then him being the one who can't keep up with Langa
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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1. Adam. He's the king of looking good and keeping up appearances. His skincare and haircare collections are unreasonably large and he always smells excellent and uses only the most expensive products. It's way more than necessary but that's just how he is.
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kaoru is so funny to me because he has this sweet, polite persona that makes him popular with old and respectable people but it takes him .2 seconds to switch into Violence Mode as soon as he's out of the public eye
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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@clitcuntress Do you think m/m fic magically spawns from nowhere? M/M shippers are doing exactly what you're complaining about. We make our own. That's why it exists.
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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@AshVsGayAMV You're an adult and you talk like this? I'm embarrassed for you
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@ArtbyColom American here, we actually have the internet so we do know this! Being smug and shitty about how much you're not suffering while our people die is abhorrent, thanks
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Trans women inspired me to love being a woman more than ever. Because of them i felt free to explore and examine my relationship with my gender and i came to understand myself and my woman identity better than ever. I am a woman because that is who i feel in my heart that i am.
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elisa sparkle | Fujodyke 🌱
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Part of why tristamp Vash is so appealing and lovable is because he is simultaneously ADORABLE and POWERFUL. Stop riffing on people for pointing out how cute and soft he is, these traits of his coexist! It's what makes him awesome!
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3. Kaoru. He has naturally smooth and gorgeous skin, that heals scars well (you can't even tell he had his lip pierced unless you're right up by him) but he puts a lot of effort into his hair. He cares about appearances but also has better things to do than hours of skincare.
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6. Reki. He's not always on top of his hygiene, being a teenage boy and all, but he does care and he does try. He uses the same products as his mom and oldest sister, because that's just what's in the house.
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2. Joe. Not only does he hang around fashionable women all the time, who probably influence him a little, but to get those girls to want him in the first place he knows he has to put in effort. He also works at a restaurant so he has to be clean and presentable at all times
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Langa being a total sex fiend who fucks like a machine is one of my fav headcanons for him
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Japanese anime and manga industry professionals are even done with it, it's marvelous to watch
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@understatesmen Easy targets. They don't actually care about better media they want someone they can push around
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@BeaverSigourney My name is Elisabeth with an S and when i told someone that once they spelled it Slizabeth
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@someonelizz I can kind of see this? Though tbh that strange world movie that Disney just put out, the only thing i know/have heard about it is that the mc is gay
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I would so much rather define my womanhood on my own, of my own free will, than have it defined for me by creepy genital obsessed TERFS.
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4. Shadow. The man works in a flower shop and has two wildly differing looks depending on the setting, he knows how to present himself for each situation. Smells like lilacs.
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@minkyol Especially since so many trans people have their deadnames linked to their paypals, you never know if you are even calling them by their real name.
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5. Tadashi. Tadashi would be fine with convenience store brand shampoo and bar soap, but Adam doesn't allow it. He doesn't spend much time on his routine but he is always sure to be clean and presentable without standing out too much.
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