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Benjamin Hoffman

@BenHoffmanNYT

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Married New Englander and two-time creator of human life who can be found editing news (and sometimes writing it) for the Styles section of The New York Times.

Fairfield, CT
Joined December 2011
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2 years
The Patriots recycling their Tom Brady tribute is just spectacular
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10 months
ESPN: Ok, here's the deal. We'll give you $85 million and like three hours of airtime a day. Just don't pay guests to make libelous accusations about other employees of our parent company. McAfee: They are trying to destroy me.
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3 years
You don’t have to tell Andrew Wiggins to get the polio vaccine because polio was eradicated … with vaccines
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3 years
Draymond Green with the best covid statement I’ve seen since March 2020. Listen:
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10 months
I believe the way this typically works is Aaron Rodgers will now announce in a day or two that the mainstream media twisted his words and that he would never imply Jimmy Kimmel is on the Epstein list despite saying exactly that
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Benjamin Hoffman
5 years
When I was a kid, I sheepishly asked my mom if she’d buy me the Jerry Rice “Super Show” issue of ⁦ @SInow ⁩. I still have it. Today my daughter shouted from clear across a Walgreens “DAD, CAN I GET A SPORTS ILLUSTRATED?!” Thanks for that moment, ⁦ @USWNT ⁩ and SI.
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7 years
@AsteadWesley @Ethan_Booker He's got lots of great opinions. Here he is discussing the service industry.
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5 years
This is what we’ll tell our grandkids about. This is Warriors basketball.
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2 years
This is the best photo yet from the 2016 Cavs parade, @Reflog_18
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7 years
My composition teacher in high school who would return my papers bleeding in red ink while everyone else just got a letter grade. Asked her about it once and she said something like "You, my dear, have a chance of being good at this."
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Hardwood Paroxysm
7 years
What teacher made the biggest impact on you and what did they tell you that stuck with you?
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Benjamin Hoffman
6 years
The top-five block percentage seasons in NBA history (min. 100 blocks): 1. Manute Bol, 10.8 2. Manute Bol, 10.8 3. Manute Bol, 10.6 4. Manute Bol, 10.6 5. Mitchell Robinson, 10.4 The scary thing is, Robinson is just getting started.
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10 months
Also, don’t let Pat McAfee off the hook as part of this trash. Rodgers isn’t foisted upon him. He pays him every week to come on the show and tell lies.
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2 years
A reminder that life can be entirely random and decidedly unfair, so there's a solid chance I outlive this guy despite my diet being mostly Taco Bell, pizza and whatever candy I think the kids won't notice is missing
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2 years
A middle-aged tech centimillionaire has a plan to make his body 18 years old again. All it takes is $2 million a year and a team of 30 doctors
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2 years
To be clear: If I got laid out on a mountain by the Goop lady I would lie and say I fell. There’s no way I sit on a stand and say Margot Tenenbaum bodied me.
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AP Entertainment
2 years
Terry Sanderson, the man suing Gwyneth Paltrow over a 2016 skiing collision, told a jury Monday that the actor sent him “absolutely flying” when she crashed into him.
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4 years
Brave on Twitter. Won't address us in the forum specifically set up to discuss this.
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4 years
The civil war inside The New York Times between the (mostly young) wokes the (mostly 40+) liberals is the same one raging inside other publications and companies across the country. The dynamic is always the same. (Thread.)
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5 years
Find someone that believes in you like Andy believes in Steph. This was sent in the first half.
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5 years
Keep it close. Steph will atone.
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3 years
Me: I went to college in a forest that was right by the ocean My kids: Ok dad, whatever My college:
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6 years
My pals in print made today's @NYTSports cover a full-on tribute to the original 12 Black Aces. There are no words for how awesome this is.
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5 years
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IS LITERALLY ON TOP OF PENN STATION
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KTVU
5 years
San Francisco mayor unveils new Muni platform near Chase Center, calling it the most 'transit-friendly' arena in the NBA via @szendehnam
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6 years
To try to understand the impact of the passing of Don Newcombe, on and off the field, I talked to Dave Stewart, Vida Blue and @nlbmprez about the Black Aces and why there aren't more of them
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
The cutbacks in local news coverage have been absolutely devastating for this business, but the thought of AP losing its hold is maybe even scarier. If AP and local news aren't able to do their jobs ... no one will know anything.
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Ben Mullin
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scoop: Gannett will stop using AP content in its publications on March 25, according to a memo from chief content officer Kristin Roberts. "This shift will give us the opportunity to redeploy more dollars...where we might have gaps."
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1 year
When Don Newcombe died, I wanted to celebrate the Black Aces because I'd grown up loving Dave Stewart, Vida Blue and Mike Norris. That @Dsmoke34 , @nlbmprez and Blue all took the time to talk to me about Newcombe's legacy was incredible.
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8 months
@JADubin5 I am still reeling from an extended period in which people said a guy valuing team success over money was bad while also saying a team with cap space to sign the best player available should not have done so.
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7 months
@BWDBWDBWD Framber Valdez is a prominent starter, and two-time All-Star, for the closest thing the sport has had to a dynasty in a long time. He's good, charismatic, quirky and he's started four World Series games. No one has to like baseball. But if you like baseball, you know Valdez.
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7 months
@jay_jaffe Rose is even in on it with a video saying all he needed was a translator. Apparently he’s unaware that there isn’t, as of yet, a single accusation that Mizuhara bet on baseball. Which Rose did. A lot.
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7 months
@PeteCroatto @BobSaietta @hoopinion HE DIRECTED VARSITY BLUES!!!!
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
I suppose when a team finishes a season 23 games out of fourth place the definition of a big leap the next season is … flexible
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Benjamin Hoffman
8 months
@callmerivera @tomimmense @itmustbekelly__ @JADubin5 I assume all these guys take the third or fourth best job offer when they’re looking for work so they can protect their legacy
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Benjamin Hoffman
8 months
(Doesn’t have to be all of them. But like, make Game 3 be on a Saturday or Sunday at 3:30 Eastern. You want young devoted fans. That would help SO MUCH.)
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7 months
Reboot the classic Patrick and Kilborn SC format with Mina and Katie Nolan and I’ll start watching ESPN again.
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8 months
@JADubin5 Twitter spent three years telling me the honorable and good thing would have been for Golden State to use their max spot on Harrison Barnes rather than Kevin Durant
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Benjamin Hoffman
8 months
@jay_jaffe My 10-year-old is ready. He's got a career ERA of 0.00 and averages 18 strikeouts/9IP. Don't look into the sample size. Might need a few weeks to adjust to the longer throw.
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
@DavidWaldstein I kinda like the idea that Ippei is saying he didn’t know it was illegal. In CT, where gambling is legal, you log in to the FanDuel app. Which is pretty similar to the system they were using where he had a friend wire the money to an individual with a note saying it was a loan.
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
@fergoe So you’re just completely ruling out a “Last Boy Scout” situation where the Americans bring guns and shoot the European players?
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8 months
I’d also bet the poster sent the kids.
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
While college football isn’t my thing, I respect the depth of knowledge a lot of its followers have. Martin got caught because he talked about trying to tackle Leroy Hoard and a reporter just knew USC hadn’t played Michigan in those years
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@noahgittell “Hey this DH has as many homers as Johnny Bench, why isn’t he in the HOF?!”
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
This same belly-aching was done over Dallas Keuchel in 2019, with people ignoring his issues and insisting the owners were being deceitful or evil by not backing up a Brinks truck for him. The guy has a 5.01 ERA since then.
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8 months
@ScottCacciola A story about hair written and edited by two bald guys. But I'd like to reassure readers that we had an editor with a full head of hair read the story as well and she said it was fine.
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
@BWDBWDBWD I think there's a disconnect in that the people insisting these aren't the most prominent guys (true) are assuming that was the goal of the graphic. It's four Opening Day starters for a list of OD matchups. I'd sub in Luis Castillo for Steele, but otherwise? Seems fine.
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8 months
@ScottCacciola Yes, the lyric is "Canada" but I think we can all agree that Minnesota is the Canada of the U.S.
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Benjamin Hoffman
8 months
@CECabrera_ Yeah but you don’t get nearly as many “what time should I publish this?” slacks from me as you used to. Love that chart so much. The Claudio Effect!
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
@TylerKepner Wade Boggs would give you a lousy rarity in that square …
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
Well shit, at the very least he kept acting and directing in the Schneider world. And once made Arianna Grande cry. So I’m moving my eggs to the Simone basket.
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
@60_glg Based on how much they expected to make from him, the deal was decidedly in their favor. But that never happened and they've just paid it out every year. Cohen even declined to buy it out. Honestly, both sides did fine on the deal.
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
Trying to imagine a conversation with Laurel in which I try to break it to her that she qualified for such a thing, fully saying it like a bad thing, and then immediately being like “but look, Val Kilmer once played a smart person on TV!”
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Benjamin Hoffman
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@negativedunks @billdifilippo if given those terms, i would suggest my life be decided based on something other than quarterback play from a third party
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
Does make me wonder what she thought was going to be in there (or what leaking that it was coming was intended to circumvent)
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7 months
Imagine if you're one of the people who works at the Foot Locker he tried to stop at during the race and knowing you could have made a sale and had a sweet Insta story at the same time
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7 months
Standard disclaimer that the sleeve ads make all the uniforms look bad no matter what.
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
@billdifilippo that screenshot seems like an unprovoked attack on noah kahan, and it seems relevant to that that he sings *a lot* about drinking and punching
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Benjamin Hoffman
7 months
@BWDBWDBWD If he'd said "Not sure these are the four guys I'd use to sell the sport" I'd have absolutely no objection. But his contention is there's a zero percent chance he could name three different All-Star pitchers for highly successful teams. So he just doesn't like baseball.
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7 months
The internet: Taylor should just do the deal to be nice or whatever Me and Taylor: Let’s buy a boat with Arod’s money and then make decisions about the team he won’t like
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8 months
My next day off was in September lol
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