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@Zaskyl

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33| Bi | Single | He/him They/them | Furry trash | IT pro | Pokémon fan | Suicune and Volpez stan | @BenFolds fan | Fortnite player | Bowler | 🦘

Huntsville, AL
Joined October 2010
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6 months
i do
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Who got that one my little pony clip
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You may remember Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune. I remember Pat Sajak from the nightmare fuel he gave me in only 20 seconds in this Rugrats episode.
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2 years
This is it. This is my best tweet all year. I won't top this.
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6 years
rt if your fursona is cuter than you
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@mkev2014 @NBCPolitics Exactly, should have never got this far. Should've never gotten as far as his ass getting into the White House in 2016.
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4 years
This made my day! Thank you, @tallfuzzball ! :)
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@bluefolf Elon: “IT’S CALLED X!!!! X!!!!!” Everyone else: “Twitter” Elon: “STOP DEADNAMING MY PLATFORM!!!!” Elon: *then proceeds to deadname his own child*
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4 years
Never thought an episode of #LastWeekTonight would bring me to tears by the end. Bravo, @iamjohnoliver . Amazing work.
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3 months
@bluefolf I would have told him he'll never be a father, honestly.
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4 years
EA: *charges for content that should have been in the base game* Everyone: *grabs torches and pitchforks* Game Freak: *charges for content that should have been in the base game* Everyone:
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@bluefolf YOUR MOM IS GOING TO FWA?????
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@SoatokDhole @KandissTaylor You made it onto Last Week Tonight!!!!
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9 years
What a time to be alive
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4 years
DO YOU OWN THIS PAINTING? IF SO, JOHN OLIVER WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS FROM YOU. PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL TO JOHN @JOHNOLIVERWANTSYOURRATEROTICA .COM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU $1000 PLUS DONATE $20000 TO A LOCAL FOOD BANK OF YOUR CHOICE. THANK YOU. #LastWeekTonight
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5 years
New career goal: Puppy Bowl referee #PuppyBowlXV
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2 years
@DiezelRaccoon I love and support this ratio.
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@bluefolf @sailorrooscout Chise is a national treasure that we must protect at all costs.
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5 months
Alright who let @LluisAbadias into CERN?
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shirts that go hard
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@KurmaTheGod @ValidLs you paid for twitter and you have an anime profile picture lmao
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@bluefolf I don't understand it, but you know what? I don't need to understand it. It doesn't affect me in any way, shape, or form. I just want people to be happy. If that makes them happy, then I'm happy for them. :3
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@bluefolf how do nazis exist
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@Sustavio @bluefolf That's her dad in the video. That's not her dad posting the video.
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My dad: "Why the hell are you watching the Super Bowl on Nickelodeon?" Me: "The one time I watched an NFL game on Nickelodeon Patrick Star roasted the shit out of Russell Wilson and my life has never been the same since."
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4 years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH @tallfuzzball
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2 years
@DiezelRaccoon I thought you liked inflation?
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2 years
Can't believe they made a guide about @renegade_roo .
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8 months
@bluefolf Is it wrong that I expected a picture of your fursuit instead?
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1 year
we saw this @BlueFolf
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1 year
@KurmaTheGod @ValidLs Thanks, I know. It's pretty great. Care to give me $8 a month? In return, I'll give you absolutely nothing.
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@bluefolf Oh really????
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4 years
What I expected on tonight's episode of #LastWeekTonight : - Coronavirus talk - Trump's stupidity What I got on tonight's episode of Last Week Tonight: - Coronavirus talk - Trump's stupidity - RAT EROTICA ART
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1 year
If you are going to a furry convention this year, please watch this 38 second video guide on convention etiquette.
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9 years
If gay people can't get married because it goes against your religion, then you can't eat that cookie because it goes against my diet.
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1 year
@KurmaTheGod @ValidLs So then why are you giving it to Elon?
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8 years
Jaden Smith just opened a shoe shop.
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6 months
@bluefolf Let’s not forget he started off with this banger and didn’t edit out his own social media company’s logo
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1 year
@BlueFolf You're a terrible person if you treat anyone like that.
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1 year
@bluefolf I thought the furry days were over???
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The furry days are over when I’m governor. Public school is for academics not fairy tales.
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Got an amazing new pinup from @silvixenart ! Please do yourself a favor and go give them a follow!
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@KurmaTheGod @ValidLs Why? You get the same thing out of Twitter Blue. Or do you need the clout checkmark that much?
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@bluefolf Can’t wait to see them both in @FortniteGame soon.
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5 years
This will always be funny.
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8 months
@bluefolf it's okay elon will be like "i'm looking into it" and then never look into it
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5 years
OKAY GUYS If this tweet gets 500 RTs, @StixilFox is going to change his name to "fluffer of pearl" for one week. Please make this happen and RETWEET. Thank you for your time.
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7 months
PATRICK JUST WANTED A ROOM. #furfest #furfest2023
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7 months
you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
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8 years
What’s the difference between 10 Bad Dragon dildos and a joke? Furries can’t take a joke.
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@bluefolf They’re gonna be really pissed off next year too.
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5 years
"Where are you from?" "Pennsylvania." "What part of Pennsylvania?" "Nanticoke." "What's it by?" "Wilkes-Barre, Hazleton, Edwardsville..." "Huh...?" "Scranton. I'm from Scranton. Michael Scott is god. I go to the Mall at Steamtown every day. Dunder Mifflin for life."
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“Where you from?” “Georgia” “What part of Georgia?” “Flowery Branch” “What’s it by?” “Gainesville, Buford, Oakwood, Spout Springs...” “Huh?” “Atlanta. I’m from Atlanta. I hang out with Usher and eat peaches with Migos. Peace up, A-town down.”
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@BlueFolf @JadeFolf @Internet_TLCM Blue at a con yet still hustling to get that ratio. Dedication right there.
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2 years
@BlueFolf I may or may not be responsible for this.
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"You either play Pokkén or you die, and I ain't dying today." - @NotFrankeSisto , 2018 #PokkenTournamentDX
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3 years
new shirt
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9 years
The @WWE ratings, as seen later this week by the Board of Directors and Vince McMahon. @WWEUniverse
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@BlueFolf What the fuck
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@BlueFolf don't forget these things
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. @Fusanoshin may not have won the dance contest but he won my heart. ❤️ #mff2023 #furfest
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@JoPappas4 @halodagger @Education4Libs Regulations don't stop criminals but they do make it harder for criminals to commit crimes. Don't be dumb, come on.
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@bluefolf Damn sounds like bro needs a life
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@bluefolf @edgyfox99 This post is fake cause nobody calls it X.
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@Kiranessaa “If gays get married, the institution of marriage will be destroyed. Societies will crumble. Rivers will run with blood. Nazis will once again ride on dinosaurs.” -Twilight Sparkle
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@Pokemon If you need me, I'll be waiting for you to make these games actually worth purchasing.
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I told @renegade_roo about the plane furries the other day and now I keep seeing this and I hate it.
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@renegade_roo If you need further information, the highlight of the Super Bowl was when Dora the Explorer popped up and said "who needs a map to help find the endzone?"
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. @renegade_roo If kangaroos aren't for riding explain this?????
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Me: “I don’t want kids.” Everyone else: “You’ll change your mind someday.” Me: “No, I won’t. I have no interest in raising kids.” Everyone else: “Raising kids is wonderful. You’ll regret it.” Me: “I won’t regret it. I don’t want kids.”
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@bluefolf How dare they disrespect the flag by flying it next to that atrocity!!! They should take down the other flags and just leave the trans flag there.
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this was the most iconic furry moment of 2021
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Man I was sassy on 1/12/16.
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2 years
GUYS AND GALS PLEASE HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE
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@DiezelRaccoon I love and support this ratio.
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And this is why we need to get rid of the electoral college and switch to a pure popular vote.
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@malibu_mutt @DiezelRaccoon Love how you left this out lmfao
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WE DID IT!!!!! #LastWeekTonight
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"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?" "How tough am I? How tough am I?! I have tweet notifications turned on!" "Yeah, so?" "For @renegade_roo ."
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Hey there, Twitterverse! Want a chance to WIN this copy of Pokémon Let's Go Eevee? Then you gotta do two things: 1. RETWEET this tweet. 2. FOLLOW this account. Do those two things and you'll be entered for a chance to win! I'll be picking a winner 11/19 at 9 PM EST! Good luck!
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I AM DYING HOLY SHIT #LastWeekTonight
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hey guys look at my fursona he is way cuter than me
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