OJ|24|He/Him|Gay|Autistic|Poly + Taken
I write things and eat lots of candy. Culinary historian in training!
Art Trades: OPEN | Comms: CLOSED
3/3 slots taken!
Changed my mind I'm actually the most attractive man in my entire city because I've got a gut like a battering ram and thighs that could break a man's neck and I'm always super warm to the touch for snuggling.
Give me all your snacks
Oh dear! Poseidon's been spending a little too much time at the local bar, and seems to have just realised that actions have consequences. I wonder how, or if, he'll work any of this off!
(drawn by the highly talented
@gentlerubz
!)
Concept:
400lb fat boy with a flabby, soft, hairless belly.
His boyfriend is also 400lbs and the exact same height, but has a very hairy, round belly that smushes into the soft one's gut whenever they hug like a water balloon sitting on a pile of bread dough.
Thank you.
Vlad used to be a knight of the Golden Dawn...though clearly it's hard to fit in your fancy golden armor when you've tripled in weight... Maybe a few more cupcakes will take his mind off it?
(Art by
@catrubs
)
Would it be ✨cringe✨ of me to make a new fatboy wg oc who's literally the son of Santa?
It would?
Well too bad I'm doing it anyway.
Meet 20 y/o Nicholas III, who helps oversee the North Pole's workshop in between his huge between-meal snack sessions.
(Drawn by
@FrulleNsfw
!)
"If you keep getting fatter you won't be able to do any of your hobbies!!11!1!"
Bro my hobbies include watching TV, playing video games, cooking, eating, reading, writing, and drawing. All of which you can do just as easily at 150lbs and 500lbs gtfoh
Just read a fatfic where the words "completely immobilised by his size" and "shockingly massive weight of 350lbs" were written in the same paragraph and I think I took psychic damage
@josephvicente__
@jheauxmohxxxl
Guy: Oh I love fat guys like you, let's have dinner!
During dinner:
Same guy: Are you gonna eat *all* that? I said like at guys, not pigs.
Me:
Him:
Me: *walks out*
@luistnr
I mean...They are right. Water is free in most bars, and it makes sense that anyone who comes to a bar looking for just free drinks should get nothing but said water. Maybe some ice if they behave.
Update I just got out of my training shift and I'm happy to report I am officially the fattest person working there they're gonna have to order my uniform special so I'll be wearing my own clothes for a shift or two
Silas took Matty out for an early Valentine's date!
Matty ate 8 courses and drank 5 pints of beer, while Silas had one (1) bottle of fine wine.
The dessert menu is being brought to their table as you read this😈
Drawn by the lovely
@Chubberbaria
!
Actual footage of me trying not to physically combust as I draft the scene of a scared, pudgy prince clinging to his bodyguard in a hidey hole and the bodyguard suddenly being Very Aware of how soft and warm his royal highness is
Bimbo/Himboification is really rotting my brain right now so expect stories/rambles/ideas about Absolutely Idiotic Fatboys for the foreseeable future.
Just total idiots. The kind of guys that can't connect the dots between eating 10k calories daily and their clothes 'shrinking'.
7 pages of food-addicted fatassery! Get it while it's hot!
This is a gift fic for
@plumpy_bread
because his 2-part illustrations of this specific guy refused to leave my mind until I wrote about it!
cw: Health issues, mild slob, messy eating and gas.
@ok_chubbybutt
drew my 12 new characters and I love it so much I gasped aloud when I saw the final work! The guy in the middle is Michael, and the other 11 are various kinds of feeder he's bullied into submission!
Go commission the artist they are AMAZING and great to work with!
I have a dissonance between aesthetic and attitude because I swear I'm a very sweet uwu soft boy but I dress like the asshole wannabe military bully who's too in denial to realise he can't fit into a uniform let alone complete basic training
And you know what
I'm fine with it
I cannot believe I never posted this but it is my great pleasure to show you all this food-coma Edric that
@RainbowsOnMars
drew for me as part of an art trade! I suppose it's kind of seasonally relevant because of, yknow, big holiday meals and such.
Thank you friend!
Sketch commission from
@catrubs
featuring my boy Rupert, the titular character of the hit app, Mobile Boyfriend!
...though if his current user keeps this up, he won't be mobile for long...
Resurrecting my once-a-year seasonal fatboy, Nicholas III, Santa's 20 y/o grandson! He basically works as HR manager at the north pole - a job that leaves him with little actual work since elves have very few workplace issues - so he gets tons of snacks from grandma all day
ALSO A THOUGHT TO CONSIDER:
Stupid feeders who just happily stuff food into the greedy face of whatever fatty they're currently dating because they like making sure someone is "well fed" despite not actually knowing what the stopping point between "well fed" and "overfed" is
Bimbo/Himboification is really rotting my brain right now so expect stories/rambles/ideas about Absolutely Idiotic Fatboys for the foreseeable future.
Just total idiots. The kind of guys that can't connect the dots between eating 10k calories daily and their clothes 'shrinking'.
@astrolavas
I love how the entire fandom, without exception, has just accepted that either the twins didn't care what was happening and went back to their own business, and/or they actively helped Hooty do it
It's also worth noting that fat, gluttonous princes make good pillows (and can chow down like a champion, which is always a plus)
(Also drawn by
@GnastyStuff
)
ATTENTION ALL: BABY'S FIRST WG DRIVE
Luke's just had a long day at the stadium watching a match! Looks like his team won, so maybe we should help him celebrate, eh?
This first part ends on Monday 12th of December! Let's see how big we make him!
My ocs are allowed ONE (1) cishet relationship and it's between the dreaded dark prince of House Mazet and his closest confidante, a simple servant girl with a golden heart (who belongs to
@GnastyStuff
- who also drew these scenes!)
I wrote a piece of gift art for
@plumpy_bread
because his latest piece of art stuck in my brain like a shuriken and I just Had to make Something. He said I could post it for y'all! Enjoy!
@thabigsokk
I just *know* that Eda runs a mock stan account for some band or other but she's so committed and doing it so long she's like...a pillar of the stan community and she's in way too deep to stop anymore.
Prince Zurin??? Pregnate?? Feeling the first kicks??? More likely than you may think!
Lovely lil piece from
@xmomokosx
, go commission them for all your cute pregonate needs!
Posing with my new autism chew toy necklace like it's a delicate crystal piece to announce I'm officially back on my bullshit after a week of sickness!!!
And now I sleep
HEADS UP:
If you see a request from this guy on Discord do NOT accept it they're trying to gain access to a server because they don't like the fact the artist told them no when asked (cus the server doesn't exist) by bribing their friends with invites to other artists' servers.
He's smug, he's sexy, he's sick! 3 lovely Edric moods done for me by
@GnastyStuff
! Thanks for making my terrible week better w your delicious art style!
@mdl_oba
Crowley: I hate this and I hate you for doing this to me.
Aziraphale: Awwww I love you too! You're so handsome and if you need anything just let me know~
Crowley: *moody hissing*
I just remembered my demon OC who runs a 'hotel' that tortures its inhabitants in bespoke ways until they fully atone for their greatest sin(s) and progress up toward salvation
Thinking about Ethan and how much he thinks he deserves to be spoiled rotten by a sugar mama/daddy despite his total lack of social skills, empathy, and a soul.
POV: You done fucked up and now Edric is going to teach you some respect unless you manage to apologise properly in the next 2 seconds
(drawn by the amazing
@A5hrie7
!)
@NoxATN_
I keep focusing on the fact that Bakugo has a lunch pail
It's so adorable and I'm willing to bet he has his sandwiches in triangles with no crusts because...yeah
Concept:
Guy who keeps telling you about how his boyfriend has "rosy cheeks" and a "cute blush" and you think it's all normal and sweet...
Until you meet his bf and see the dude is a 700lb+ barely-walking buttertub constantly red and sweaty with strain and exhaustion
Horrendously unhinged hornry idea number 193:
Michael putting a cheap little crown on his head and making all 12 of his quasi-blackmailed feeder boyfriends kneel and kiss his belly like lords used to kiss a king's ring, pledging their loyalty and fealty to their ruler.
Yeah :)
I visited my grandparents today and they sent me home with an ALMOST 200 YEAR OLD OROGINAL VICTORIAN HOME MANUAL??? THAT THEY JUST HAD LYING AROUND?? RECIPES, SEWING, ENTERTAINING, LAUNDRY, ITS ALL HERE. IT SMELLS LIKE OLD DUST AND AGED PAPER ITS THE BEST THING I OWN NOW.
Daily insane thought:
Dude who is so relentlessly greedy that all forms of self control have been entirely destroyed and he just assumes his belly is always hungry so he forces himself to eat whenever it makes noise....even if its latest gurgles are actually attempts to digest
This is canonically how Edric and Speck met, and yes, he was a significantly bigger asshole before she wormed her way into his heart (that bell used to be a man! It's still sentient!).
As always, art is by @/GnastyStuff!
That super relatable moment when your husband tries to clone you for ✨fun times ✨ and instead the spell backfires and he's transformed into a little creacher just like you. We've all been there amirite?
(Sketched by
@GnarlieGnasties
, who also had this idea!)
Incredibly niche kink scenario unlocked:
Fat 1950s boy-toy who spends all day using multiple gimmicky workout machines and has no idea why he keeps getting fatter
(He is convinced that the machine being set to max means he can eat donuts the whole time and still lose weight)
I'm not sure when this happened but I definitely missed it and I am SO HONOURED???
Not sure what I did to earn your attention other than act unholy about fat boys but you know what I AIN'T GONNA STOP