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Evertonian engaged in an ongoing hunt for chocolate biscuits. WSAG back cover star #UTFT . Instagram: @beechside

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@Beechside
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2 years
Frank with the Swedish Blues after the game
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3 months
Now there’s an old flag!!!
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8 months
Whoever did this, I salute you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #TheCone
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6 months
Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a front runner. Anyone care to raise the bar against this?
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7 months
A New Evertonian Grandson #1 Coming to a n9 shirt near you with a bit of luck. Just hang on 16yrs & we’re laughing…I hope My heart is melting #UTFT !!!!!!!
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3 years
A sad day in our history when the overwhelming wishes of the majority of fans are completely ignored. A sad day when we have to sneak the news out unofficially & pretend it’s all ok. Shame on you @everton
@ALANMYERSMEDIA
Alan Myers
3 years
Everton to confirm appointment of Rafa Benitez tomorrow
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2 months
Never seen this before. Lovely stuff
@TodayEFCHistory
ThisDayInEvertonHistory
1 year
May 15, 1985 - Before the match, Granada Reports’ Elton Welsby interviewed ITV pundit Brian Clough in Rotterdam. In incredible scenes, 25,000 travelling EFC fans were inside the stadium over 1 hour before kick off creating an extraordinary atmosphere.
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7 months
Sold out for an away cup tie in London on the first Thursday after Christmas, with an 8pm kick off & its live on TV? INCREDIBLE, just incredible. #UTFT
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11 months
Danjuma in today’s Times:
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5 years
Have a bit of that #COYB
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4 years
Treasure from the loft #5 Extra wool points for the Scouse Power one!
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2 years
Well done United No t-shirts No solidarity marches Washed their hands of him quite rightly
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5 years
Post a favourite Everton pic. I’ll start....
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5 years
When you find some stuff that makes you smile.....
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2 years
I honestly haven’t got a problem with this…if he can focus on football at the same time….but it doesn’t look like he can does it? To do this now, where we are in the League is naive at best. Read the room lad.
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1 year
The only King I will ever pledge allegiance to #UTFT
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6 months
So if the only way to get justice on a subject that’s been widely known for years now is if ITV do a documentary about it, can we have one about Clive Thomas please?
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2 months
Bait? In what way bait? Is that like when hunters would go out trying to catch a lion with a piece of cheese? 🤷🏼‍♂️
@TransfersLlVE
Transfer News
2 months
Manchester United intend to use Harry Maguire as bait to tempt Everton into selling Jarrad Branthwaite this summer.
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7 months
Mission accomplished. Grandson1 First visit #Branded
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1 year
Well this has aged well hasn’t it….
@OllieHolt22
Oliver Holt
9 years
Lot of clubs would love to have a man like Kenwright as chairman. Those agitating for overthrow might want to be careful what they wish for
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3 years
Good morning to you, good morning to you. Who else had one of these then?
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4 years
A thread: After seeing the Erics march pics earlier I’ve been looking through my gig book* and playing the singles connected with the dates & memories. Credit to Wrighty for the gig book idea, otherwise just a hazy memory. *give me a break on the handwriting please, I was 13...
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4 years
Greatest Ever Everton Pic? Discuss.... #UTFT
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3 years
Saw this on Instagram. Everton at Euston for a game v Arsenal Jan 1 1972. Someone’s going to say “I know him……” aren’t they……
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4 years
Today’s excitement. Went out to take a photo of the sunrise & found this little fella covered in frost & unable to take off. He’s inside with me having a cuppa now
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8 months
What’s your favourite ever goal? Why? Mine: Andy King, Goodison Park 1978
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3 months
What’s his song again? *pathetic odds
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9 months
What stage do we get to before a team captain nods to the other players & they all walk off because of yet another duff decision? I hope it’s us. Hope we grow a set & tell the ref “congratulations, you’re now a pub quiz question” Forfeit? Why not? Make a stance? Yes please
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2 years
ProudDad day Graduation, Daughter #1 ☺️
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9 months
My favourite ever player. Celebrated every goal for us like a fan would. I took myself for a quiet pint on my own when I heard he’d died. #AndyIsOurKing
@bluekippercom
Bluekipper.com
9 months
#OnThisDay 1978 Everton won the Derby 1-0 when Andy King scored THAT goal at Goodison Park in front of 53,141. “Where’s Kings Drive? In Clemence’s net” Then the police intervene during the interview. #GetOffThePitch #EFC #UTFT #COYB #OTD #EvertonFC
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3 years
Kingfisher from yesterday….
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4 years
Hard game for Martin Tyler this. How on earth does he talk about Famous European Nights at Anfield when he’s doing Leeds v Arsenal!!!!?
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3 years
New Order - Technique #NowSpinning Bargain purchase
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3 years
A wise man said to me earlier today “the best thing to come out of it when this all crumbles is that everyone hates Liverpool even more now. Not me obviously, I could t hate them any more than I do already....”
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3 years
Tonight’s viewing of Carlo. Honestly? I got proper, full-on shots than this with it coming directly at me......but the camera panicked with excitement & didn’t focus 🙄
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2 months
@premierleague Didn’t quite go as planned though did it? Carry on pretending we’re not here if you like now you couldn’t get rid of us, you just look even dafter.
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5 years
Ladies & Gentlemen Mr Neville Southall🥇
@BallStreet
Ball Street
5 years
In the midst of this Michael Owen vs Alan Shearer beef, it’s important to note that Owen has absolutely no shame and will happily celebrate against a 13-year-old. Neville Southall was having none of it
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6 years
Isn’t it funny how you just know who he supports when you see a tweet like this
@mattletiss7
Matt Le Tissier ✝️
6 years
A fan wanting a 50 yr old retired player dead. You realise it’s people like you that make a lot of other fans dislike your club don’t you 🤷‍♂️
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2 years
The calm before the storm….. #UTFT
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3 years
My little mate was back again this morning. Say hello to Carlo.....
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5 years
Mate of mine (Everton s/ticker holder) had a corporate invite for tomorrow. Dreading it, couldn’t cancel cos it was work related. He had a text last night saying they’ve been a victim of fraud & have no tickets now Trip cancelled I think he’s been celebrating for over 12hrs...
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3 years
Lucky enough to see this fella today - a short eared owl
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4 years
Worth getting up early for.....
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4 years
Anyone else getting a bad taste in their mouth over this utter desperation to resume football?
@TeleFootball
Telegraph Football
4 years
Exclusive: Premier League to ban team celebrations, shirt-swapping and spitting on resumption | @JBurtTelegraph reports
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3 years
Spotted on Instagram, Labby & Bally. Presume this is Mexico?
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4 years
One Howard Kendall. 12week old male. He’s called that so that when I take him to the vets & they shout out “One Howard Kendall?” I can shout back “THERES ONLY ONE HOWARD KENDALL!....”
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10 years
Somewhere in South Liverpool, The little voice in Aldo's head whispers "they're laughing at you lad...again"
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5 years
Shout out to the lad behind me who asked for slug pellets on the touch line at half time to stop Schneiderlin getting back on yesterday.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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5 years
Just reached for the phone to call my old fella. He died in 2000... 😢
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4 years
Incoming, from a red: “had an engineer, an Evertonian here all afternoon trying to fix the boiler, made him a cuppa in a LFC mug🤣. He can’t get the boiler to work....” You don’t say...... 🤔
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27 days
Imagine being this loved Rest easy big fella
@mcnultyadamm
Adam
1 month
Praying these rumours aren’t true , please be okay💙💙
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4 years
So pickford beaten more from outside the box than any other Prem goalie this season. Is he really that unlucky getting great goals past him.....or is it just an obvious conclusion?
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3 years
1. FACup win in 9 goal thriller 2. Return of the barn owl this morning 3. Going to put the lotto on this afternoon.... @
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8 years
hearing Joe Hart & Bolasie both signed. announced tuesday £58m coming from an x player who spoke to a mate..
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3 years
The Wonderful World of Mick Head @michaelheadtreb
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7 months
I have to say….admittedly 3 big whiskys in….that this is what Twitter is all about rather than arguing, fighting over VAR, and rows over half point answers (😉). Chilled, breathing out, grateful.
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7 months
A New Evertonian Grandson #1 Coming to a n9 shirt near you with a bit of luck. Just hang on 16yrs & we’re laughing…I hope My heart is melting #UTFT !!!!!!!
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3 years
In among all the grim messages I woke up to was this. This is why we do it. This is why we go. ….or maybe I should report him to Social Services. #UTFT
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@Everton
Everton
3 years
Have your say through the @Socios app on what the programme cover should be for the Merseyside Derby! 9⃣ Blue No.9s 💙 Born and bred Blue 🙌 Derby day delight Vote now 👇 $EFC ⚡️ $CHZ
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4 years
As our Treasure from the loft series advances, we start to hit what I hope could be the mother load. Oh my.....
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6 years
@Red_UnderTheBed We might not agree on football much, but we know you’re not all like that. We all have clowns. 👍🏻
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3 years
Red Kite above me in a tree
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6 years
Phil Neville: please talk normally mate. Please. This whispering false voice is very weird
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3 years
Fans elsewhere stepping up to the plate & being counted. Meanwhile elsewhere....
@SpionKop1906
Spion Kop 1906
3 years
Flags are back out for tomorrow. Let’s get behind the manager and the players.
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5 years
Only the strong survived: remembering the brutal Boys' Pen at Goodison Park in the 1960s Magical stuff
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3 years
Brilliant. Just brilliant. Lucky enough to to see them a few times & they were always fantastic. I’m still word-perfect on this too🤣
@wisetuna
♫♪ ωιѕєтυηα ♫♪
3 years
🎶 “I first felt a fist, and then a kick, I could now smell their breath. They smelt of pubs & Wormwood Scrubs & too many right wing meetings…” - The Jam - Tubestation - 1978 - #mods #punk absolute perfection 🤘🎶
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4 years
Sheff Wed: I’ve been proud of Everton in many occasions, but when Reidy went through Marwood that was one of the best
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1 year
If this is true, what a way to go out - shouting to the fans as he left on a stretcher. There are more than a few players - at Everton and elsewhere - who could learn a lot about life and what it means to be a captain by following this fella’s example. 🥇
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5 years
So we now have: •Fanta Scruff •Fountain Pusher •Ticket Robber •Naked Fountain Nonce You have to hand it to them #TheyreNotLikeUs
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2 years
Wonderful
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7 months
….and as for that gang of scabs singing Feed The Scousers, dear me. Dear, dear me
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4 years
I’ve not seen this fella for weeks. Done a few early starts to see it - not a sausage. Almost 9.00 today I see this....and it’s mate
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10 months
I can’t even begin to think what kind of a person this lad must be to say that.
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1 year
The Associates - Perhaps #NowSpinning
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4 years
Weather forecast said seeing the Northern Lights would be difficult. I beg to differ....😊
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3 years
If Turkey score I hope there’s some kind of tribute celebration to Tosun’s toupé. Maybe it could come on the pitch in that car that brought the ball?
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4 years
Just when we’d given up for the night.... #norway
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2 years
@JustDoodlinRob Not sure why you think the Esk is a problem here given he has nothing to do with running the club? He’s just consistent noise pointing out the ongoing failings & issues isn’t he? I can see that being a problem for the Board, but not sure it is for anyone else.
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7 years
Anyone else have 1 of these? #EFCTreasure
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4 years
We have a winner....
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4 years
This morning’s encounter
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5 years
@Azcargo1962 The feeling when that 3rd one went in... The celebrations..... Strangers hugging... Flat caps flying out of the Lower Bullens pensioners section....😆 If I hadn’t seen such riches I could live with being poor....💙
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1 year
Wow
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3 years
This morning’s Red Kite. Weird liking something Red. Weird......
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2 years
@Everton Dave. Honestly. Give him some good advice & tell him not to start spouting again because things have improved a bit. There’s never been a bigger run&hide merchant when things are tough and him popping up with sound bites now is just a sad cliché.
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2 years
Red Kite enjoying the sunshine this morning
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3 years
Brilliant. Never seen this before
@bluekippercom
Bluekipper.com
3 years
#OnThisDay 1985 The top 2 teams clash and Everton take the priceless 3 points with a 2-1 win at Spurs thanks to goals from Andy Gray & @TrevorSteven63 plus a wonder save by @NevilleSouthall Everton stay top of the league. #EFC
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3 years
New Order - Low Life #NowSpinning Soundtrack to a summer holiday in the 80s….😊
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3 years
Ooooh Have a bit of that
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2 years
Sometimes takes hours, sometimes takes minutes….
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1 year
I see Kalvin Phillips got a bit carried away at the Man City parade singing about United. People never forget that kind of thing……
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6 months
I hope the club call this out officially now, & if Dyche doesn’t get himself fined for his comments he’s not the manager I think he is
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5 years
If I hadn’t seen such riches I could live with being poor.....
@ToffeeTVEFC
𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐕
5 years
As we are making a European thread, we can’t not include this famous night at Goodison Park. Everton 3 - Bayern Munich 1, Cup Winners Cup Semi Final, 1985. Is this the best European night in the club’s history? #EFC 🔵
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2 years
Mick Head Leeds Brundenell last night 😊 @michaelheadtreb
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3 years
I’m going in….. @memorialdevice
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4 years
Home again home again hoppity hop☺️ #UTFT
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3 years
This morning’s red kite. Close one overhead
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4 years
Red kite. Rarer to see them sat like this than soaring overhead!
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4 years
Red Kite reflecting the sun
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