Fan of the big gay penguin since 2023.
Do you not like strawberry kisses?
Still miss OK Soda....
Escape hatch from Twitter at Bluesky (
@beccahayne
.bsky.social)
@jemelehill
Can't wait for it to be spun into "Yeah there was collusion but....but....he took the money in a settlement! Where's his principle!"
They'll try something like that....
It takes a pretty brazen shamelessness to showcase that you took your 15 mill grant for womens sports, dumped the netball team that got you the grant then had Jeremy howe showcase how its been used to build more for the boys
But you do you Collingwood I guess
Let me see if I get dis straight in my head
Julie Ertz wins the world cup, we get "Zach Ertz wife shines in world cup"
Daniel Kerr is a scumbag and it's "Sam Kerr's brother"
I get you media......I get you....the rancid misogyny light is flashing...
A former AFL champion and the brother of Matildas captain Sam Kerr inflicted “terrifying” acts of violence against his former partner, including cutting her bed in half with a chainsaw, a court has been told. MORE 👉
Oooh they formed a circle......it's not at all performative......feel good everyone.....we got 8 circles to come!
Sigh......
Replies off are always a good sign
Fox Footy can get fucked, well and truly fucked
- Don't show the AFLW Draft
- Show a repeat of a mens game instead
- Sack Neroli Meadows
INTO THE BIN!!!! (Whip Crack)
I think its really good of Collingwood to release clips showing how that 15 million grant they got for womens sports was spent...
Hey wait a second, I think I can spot some flaws here....
Football commentator Lucy Zelic has questioned why two players who previously failed gender eligibility tests were able to play against the
#Matildas
.
FULL STORY:
So to recap
- Neither AFLW website is updated with any practice scores
- 1 retweet
- Facebook updated 6 hours ago
- Leading goalscorer from last year injured? No news
- Jess Duffin in a WBBL Semi Final - no mutual publicity
- Alex Rance has grown a beard - NEWS!
Plus ca change
Harper crashed the presser, filled the hole in the mic with Taylor Swift bracelets, had a zooper dooper while getting thrown in the air, then scribbled all over Kyras T-shirt
It's Harpers world.....we're just part of it
I find it very very troubling none of these statements spend even cursory moments showing concerns for the other parties involved
Reframing the situation into entirely poor old clarko, me mate can't coach, is a hell of a feat even by pr standards
Anyway, I hope these AFLM comments tonight are taken constructively
They aren't meant to be sexist
I am the daughter of a father, have many male friends, and once owned a male dog
You can consider me an ally - only through constructive criticism will the mens game grow
Neroli Meadows is fired, but Dwayne Russell gets his near 20th year of "CRAZY GOOD!" and "THATS OUTTA HERE!" to parrot endlessly
INTO THE BIN!!!!!!
#savenez
Luke Hodges disdainful refusal to join in with any of the attempts to do Triple M circa 2006 jocularity and just keep on talking about the game is grimly heroic at this point.....
@LesFenton2
Why are you talking about the ABC to an SBS presenter Les?
Did you hit the wrong three letters on the keyboard?
Type better when addressing the queen....
Imagine an AFLW player co-commentated on an M game and said "Geez I'm really impressed with Tom Stewart, never seen him play before, he goes ok eh...."
We'd never hear the fucking end of it
But it's apparently OK for us?
Scheduling a game at 5:05 pm on a Friday is willful deliberate sabotage to keep AFLW in it's assigned place and stunt it's growth
It's so blatant now.....
Roos coach Darren Crocker was asked about a season-low crowd of 943: “We regularly pack out Arden Street given the right fixturing and times … so that’s an AFL question about fixturing us out at Whitten Oval at five o’clock on a Friday night”.
This utter fucking nonsense is now on the AFL website
FUCK OFF AND KEEP FUCKING OFF UNTIL YOU CAN FUCK OFF SOME MORE
Debate is NOT RAGING because 3 miserable cunts on Twitter and Gary Lyon didn't like something!
Of course, as the Harper content rolls in, we'd be remiss not to remember the best clip of them all
NO KYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
The best clip ever
I still don't know what "chewy dewy dewy wooooo" means
@Niksterisms
My brother got laid off yesterday from Marriott.
He applied for unemployment; they called to check his employment status.
Marriott HR says he’s NOT laid off but on a ZERO hour schedule. So he can’t qualify for unemployment NOR does he have health insurance.
Really really insulting that Melbourne footy club are sending out texts saying "footy's back" when their
@MelbourneAFLW
team have played 10 rounds AND are in the finals.....
Just not good enough
Do better please
This man will form a circle pretending to care about violence against women then openly court tarryn thomas cos deep down he couldn't care less if man kick ball good
Fuck your circle, fuck your minutes silence and your lights, you couldn't care less....
Essendon coach Brad Scott says troubled former Kangaroo Tarryn Thomas deserves another chance in the AFL. Scott knows Thomas well, he coached the exiled star at North Melbourne.
@cleary_mitch
@7AFL
#7NEWS
Hey kids, remember that journo you all hated that outed his colleague in an awful derogatory way?
Well he broke a big story so everything is all OK again! He's amazing!
Seriously, into the bin....
I still can't believe Brad Scott has twice said Tarryn Thomas is a "good person"
I mean......I'm genuinely flabbergasted.....
A good person??????
Enjoy standing in your circle Brad, it'll be really meaningful....
Fucking outraged....
To anyone who needs to hear it again, it is unbelievably disrespectful to put "footys back" in your correspondence when the women have been playing great footy against ridiculous obstacles for 7 rounds
Always do better....
I'm BEGGING every media outlet out there
I know you won't, but I'm begging
STOP
USING
WAG
It's an outdated, bullshit term from 20 years ago.....
Stop it, do better......women aren't defined by who they are going out with in 2020!!!!
Even though North kicked 2.11 tonight,
@Niksterisms
and I would like to say it's really great that mens sports is a thing, but I think they need to go away, work on their skills and come back when they are ready for prime time
@PercyKaren
@DanielAndrewsMP
You think after all the sludge, bile and lies in the MSm about him over the last few years (hello rachel) he'd want them anywhere him??? No one trusts their bias anymore
@theheraldsun
Your newspaper is dying, swirling the drain with talentless pathetic grifters writing incel baiting columns in your dying days
Look at you desperately grifting for clicks giving column space to the worst of humanity
@taylorburrowes
And anyone who uses the phrase "girlfriend material" in 2019 can get in the sea
Maybe I can graduate to "wife material" if I'm lucky! Fingers crossed!
It's like a magazine from the 1950s, the state of you....
I feel, as an American, 5 minutes into the first game of AFLM I ever watched in the day, I had no idea how the scoring worked or what the man in the butchers coat with the flags was doing
But I knew what a fucking intercept mark was....it's not a difficult concept
This is one hell of a narrative being created, im morbidly fascinated by how we've reframed dis with no more references to the original complaints and stories or the original complainants
What an erasure y'all
Also, just by the by, only 2 journalists turned up for AFLW Pride round launch, and 1 was basically stenographer for the website
Just 2....lot of people who "love the league" couldn't be arsed going to the event.....
I think dats REAL poxy to say the least y'all....
I mean Adam treloar played a bad final
We can say he played poorly and discuss that rationally
Calling him lazy, a sook and now heaping some bullshit "maybe Collingwood won the trade!" Narrative bullshit on it, it's infuriating
Its prelim week, write about bloody footy!
What world is Eddie McGuire on any discussion panel thundering in about racism on ANY LEVEL....
The man who helped drive an all time champion out of the game is lecturing????
And Ross Lyon is talking about Taylors "injury?"
I'm so fucking done.....
By the by, since this is a thing
If you didn't watch GWS vs Gold Coast and simply read it was 9-8 and think that meant it was somehow LOLZ women can't play
You are an idiot....
Watch the game, it was engrossing and physical
We don't have to be what you want.....
Basil is the kind of social climbing snivelling little weasel buying drinks for people at 4am and laughing at people's jokes too loud and denigrating people to try and fit in
We all know the type, a walking mediocrity lifted by social climbing not talent
Fuck him
Boy some of dat cancel culture y'all talk about would have been good
A disgusting nepotistic industry where promotions aren't based on talent and forgiveness comes only within the club not on merit
A pox, an absolute fucking pox on all of it, eternally
Its beyond disgusting the way aflw has structured the year in a way that we have not just a schedule that disadvantages people from going in unfriendly timeslots/venues but also physically endangers players and puts dem at serious risk of injury
Bravo hq, just a superb job...
Obviously rex hunt can get in the bin but the herald suns long awful history of punching down on women's sports, voices and participation is the real story, and thats where the real ire and disgust should go
re: Brian Taylor
It's like he has a complete incuriosity about football and the game of football but a curiosity about things like what seats are made of and jumpers and who's eating a sausage roll
He is the annoying bloke behind you at the game...
2017 on AFL360 - King and MaClure debate how Bachar Houli being a good bloke makes no difference and the act is what counts/"what you do on the field is the issue"
2018 on AFL360
Interesting...
“I thought that’s not the Andrew Gaff I know. I had this sick feeling that I just wanted to represent him. I knew the world would come for him. I threw my arm around him to show some support, because he was gone."
David King on Gaff, who he coached at Carey
#AFL360
#TheLegends
The guy giving out the hats who tackled kai lohmann before he could charge on stage without taking a hat for the auskick kid tackled harder than any Swans player after qr time
@thebigjohnnyd
Also flew someone over to meet their sister, then put them on the other side of a plane of glass and threatened to put them on the plane home if the sister didn't win a quiz, while they both hysterically cried, just for his own amusement....
What the fuck do you tell female coaches now?
Stick at it, work hard, and you too can completely overlooked for someone who's done fuck all coaching....
Wayne Carey honored at a gala dinner
Ben Cousins rehabbed via light entertainment
Tarryn Thomas is a "good person"
Yeah, stoked with your circles.......really just thumbs up for solving the issues guys
I hear tonights circle will also solve racism.....
Two of the worst human beings in AFL Media perpetuating clickbait garbage and not even showing a photo of Tamara, who DESERVED the job
Fuck Tom Morris, Fuck Tony Jones, and fuck whoever put this crap together
@stkildafc
The club that we've become, we've got a huge opportunity to reach out to Robert and give him help and support
This is really important now guys.....one of our own could do with even basic human kindness
The more I think about it, the more angry I get we had two years of AFLX funding (including the Dangerfield etc promotional money) that could have gone to womens footy
Never forget the giant transportable Xs for AFLX cost more than the entire AFLW promo budget for that season
AfIm Grand final time is precise to the minute but aflw can't get a start date to an entire season and it'll be dumped on the women with no notice
Fucking unbelievable....
Sidenote: the guy who started the world cup writing about how women shouldn't be paid the same at world cups as men is now doing a think piece about why the tillies are better without sam kerr
So many talented writers can't get work and yet this guy etc etc