DM: Give me a climb check and a perception check.
Player: 18, aaaand a 3.
DM: You climb the tree without issue. However you fail to notice the BearSwarm in the tree.
Player: .... The. What?
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#pathfinder
Looks like Matt Mercer is trending. Let me share my small story with him.
I was lucky enough to meet him at DnD Live 2019. I remember he had recently talked/tweeted about body dysphoria and insecurities, being vulnerable. 1/2
People stuggle to get a full nights rest in a climate controlled room, sleeping on a big soft mattress.
Players: Yeah my character can totally get a long rest while sleeping in the Bog of Eternal Mosquitos and Uneven Rocky Ground. I get all my spell slots back, right?
Player: I search for traps. 35!
DM: Well there weren't any before, but you rolled so well, you found them anyway.
P: Wait.
DM: I know, amazing isn't it? Make a Dex save.
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So when I met him, I didn't get a hug from Matt. I gave a hug to Matt.
Because we all need love and support. We all have our inner demons we deal with, regardless of how people see us in a public eye. 2/2
*In Phandalin*
Player: Do you have a magic Fire Bow?
Shopkeeper: .... This isn't the big city. I have a rusty dagger I can sell you.
P: Does it have fire?
S: It has tetanus.
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Players: We want a gritty realistic game.
GM: Fair enough. You are a month behind on rent. Those dead parents you wrote into your backstory? You need to meet with the local elder to heal that trauma. How much water has your character had today?
Player: .. wait.
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#Pathfinder
*wakes up. See follower count exploded overnight. Sees
@MatthewLillard
made a post about the company. Goes back to bed.*
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Has anyone ever put fraudulent Healing Potions in their game? "Discount" potions from some street vendor that don't work, or have some sort of adverse effect?
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DM: Make a Wisdom save.
Player: ...9.
DM: You have this overwhelming need to hold a pinecone. All the pinecones. What amazing luck, you see exactly what you need.
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#pathfinder
In the late 80s and early 90s, we didn't have Harry Potter or Harry Dresden. But we did have Tanis, and Caramon, Kitiara, Goldmoon, Sturm, Flint, Riverwind, Laurana, Raistlin, and Tas.
#Dragonlance
Today is founder
@MatthewLillard
's birthday! On top of being a loveable goofball, Matt is a huge nerd and loves rpgs.
Say Happy Birthday to Matt and show your love by replying to this with a pic of you and something we made that you love. ❤️
My local game crew lost one of our number last night. Cherish the moments you have with each other. Days fly by that turn into years, and all of a sudden we are not 25 anymore. Which is all too easy to forget. Have fun. Make memories.
Be excellent to each other.
#DnD
How much of a warning to you give players walking into a TPK situation?
Players, at what point do you realize you are out of your depth and need to retreat?
#dnd
Once, our cleric used turn undead trying to open a door. (We were trying anything.) Suddenly, our "guide" exploded.
What's an accidental way your party found out they were being lied to or tricked?
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#Pathfinder
Why are so many PCs abandoned orphans with tragic backstories? How is there any population left if every time someone becomes a parent they are on death's door? Do any characters have parents Siblings?
"I sprang from the void so that the DM cannot use something against me!"
#DnD
Back in 1986, a friend took me to another kid's house to "learn a game." I of course asked where to board was, and proceeded to learn how to play
#DnD
.
How did you get into the game?
The Wild Beyond the Witchlight. The new adventure from
@Wizards_DnD
There will be a Platinum.
There will be a Silver.
Pre-Orders begin during
#DnDLive2021
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