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Iowa boy Floridian. I speak horse. Constitutional Conservative. Strongly support the 2nd and the 21st. 🇺🇸 Pronouns: 7.62, 5.56, .223. 380, 9mm, 45-70.

Florida, USA
Joined February 2011
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4 months
Bailing hay in south Florida has a different set of challenges.
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2 years
@MaryLTrump Dumb comment. If anything, it’s the opposite. When I carry I’m the most humble, respectful, most quiet. Last thing I want is a confrontation. I believe most my colleagues (both men and women) act similar.
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1 year
Twitter Fam….please say hello to Sophia 🤗🥰
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24 days
Let’s settle this debate tonight. Iron skillet on bottom or top rack?
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4 months
Happy Thursday Y’all!
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1 year
Cooked this filet for my son tonight. Cooked it just how I like it. Thought he’d ask me to throw it back on, but he devoured it instead. Too rare or just right?
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4 months
Look at all the white people! Disgusting!
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2 years
@UltraDane Not a pit bull fan, but this is all on the parents of that kid. This 👌 close to face removal.
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5 months
Ladies. We KNOW it’s a disgusting habit. But any man who can precisely use his tongue to manipulate 1,479 micro particles into a 6mm cubic space for 40 minutes at a time… might deserve another look. 🤷‍♂️😉😘
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9 months
Facts.
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2 years
I thought this was a cool shot
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5 months
I’ve been asked to “rent” out our horses for photo shoots in the past. I’ve always respectfully said no. Here’s why 😂😂
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7 months
RATE MY RIBEYE! Disclaimer: I like my beef rare+. So before any of you Nancy’s or PETA people rate and comment about my steak “still moooing”, I will mockingly scoff at your comments and your rating will be immediately disqualified for the final rating. FYI, it’s 10/10. 😉😘
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1 year
Pro tip: Room temp is NOT an hour out of the fridge. More like 4 hours- and get em dry AF if you like that crusty sear. Now smash 🫵 that like ❤️button and follow for more STEAK-ERRIFIC recipes!
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3 months
Went to buy this horse today. $8500, “Blue Roan”. 🤪 - Easy Keeper 👍 - Temperament 1 or 2 👌 - Just got back from trainer 🤔 - Great 1st horse or for kids 🤨 (Sound up ⬆️) 🤠😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
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1 year
5 bucks these tires have never seen dirt. 🙄🤦‍♂️
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9 months
Trying this on the pinched nerve in my back. Found it in a drawer upstairs. Anyone have any experience with one of these?
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8 months
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5 months
My Barn manager took this. iPhone, no zoom. Walked up to her. A couple clicks west of Wedgefield, FL.
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10 months
@The_NewArab Oh no! Will para-glider practice be cancelled today?
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4 months
My GF likes to get undressed and leave all her clothes inside-out. 😡 I’m doing laundry. Here’s all her clean clothes, washed, neatly folded, all inside-out. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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10 months
GEEEEZUZ. Just realized that if I get pulled over this is NOT a good look. 😳😝😝
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10 months
My Baby is driving this bad boy today 👍💪🇺🇸
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8 days
Animal abuse. And no helmet. Disgusting.
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7 months
Happy Monday Yall! Have a great week!
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1 year
Made it.
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9 months
Thank you beef 🥩 producers!! 🥰
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3 months
I have no idea where he gets this. Must be his mom. 😉
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1 year
I thinks we did ok. Long day- in for the night!
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9 months
2 days till Christmas y’all! As we do our final shopping trips and sort out the recipes for Christmas dinner- let’s be grateful for the hard working farmers and ranchers who make it all possible! THANK YOU 🙏 Photo courtesy of Wurster Farms, SW Iowa.
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9 months
Raven and Jimmy wishing y’all MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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3 months
@aIlaboutmeep @llddiiss I suggest you get your priorities straight first, like finish high school?
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8 months
It’s official! She’s a left seater!!! 👊💥💪✈️✈️✈️🛫🛫🎊👩‍✈️
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3 months
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7 months
Anyone have any experience with one of these? Not sure exactly why, but I want one REALLY BAD.
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1 year
New off billet and saddle bags for the rig. Jimmy’s ready for the trail!!
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24 days
Wow- What a great fucking way to draw out the Patriots, farm boys, ranchers, ass kicking women, moms, wives, daughters, sons, cowboys, machinists, construction guys, truckers, and the rest of you conservative, America loving, Trump voting, God fearing AMERICANS! #ironskillet
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2 years
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21 days
Ok assholes. I better get some likes here.
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24 days
I’m trying to follow each and every one of you who either busted my balls or who knew I was trolling. 😝😝😝 God love you. Who knew an #ironskillet would separate the wheat from the chaff? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🫶🫵
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5 months
@RokerGlasses Cream rises to the top. Shit sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
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1 month
@DavidS1369 @4Mischief Yea, you might not want to do that.
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4 months
Ever feel bad for the liberals and just want to invite them over to have a taste of real life? 🤷‍♂️😢🤠
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1 year
So PROUD my girl is flying this bird today!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍
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2 years
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1 year
Found shade and water on the ride today 👍🥵
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1 year
Thanking Jesus for every minute!! Happy Easter y’all!
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1 year
Can anyone tell me what there are? About an inch, maybe inch and a half. Found under rotting alfalfa. Takes a lot to gross me out- this pushed the limit. You could hear ‘em. 😳🥴
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1 year
Taking a break outside at work. The OR is around 58 degrees. Outside about 101. 🥶🥵
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2 years
@johncardillo Hispanics are leaving the democratic party in droves. This is reason #723
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1 year
“Jimmy, why do you always go to CO every year in June?” Me:
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9 months
Whisky, horses, and gummy worms do not mix! Well, I guess maybe they do… 😝
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3 months
How’s your Saturday going? 🤠😜
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2 years
@DHSgov I’m no Nancy Drew, but some good ‘ole fashion gumshoe investigative work, you guys might be able to crack this case in S Texas.
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2 months
Let’s settle this debate once and for all. Glasses up or down in the dishwasher?
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4 months
Do these boots make my butt look big? 🍑😝
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5 months
One of those kinda nights. Thank you ranchers and farmers!! 👏🙏🇺🇸🤠
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8 months
To all my vegan followers, doesn’t that broccoli look delicious? 😎
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10 months
Just in case you need a dose of Jimmy… 😆
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Jimmy
2 years
@RNCResearch Is that a laugh track in the background? Seriously- we are all being forced to watch the worst sitcom of all time.
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10 months
My mom painted this of my dear boy Grover… RIP BEST FRIEND! 🥹
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3 months
The fact that this was $9 and is considered lunch for one hombre is wild. Cuban BBQ in Kissimmee 👍🤪
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7 months
Aaaaaaaand… the piece de resistance, of a proper horse wash and wax. 🤷‍♂️🙄😭😭😭
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29 days
First time we’ve run up on a family of otters! 🦦
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5 months
BEEF JERKY TIME!!! 😛
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15 days
Ever get that feeling someone is staring at you?
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9 months
When Trump was president, we ate out a lot. Can’t afford that now, but we will do what we need to for special occasions. #fjb , ⁦ @JoeBiden
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10 months
Love this shit. G’night y’all!
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5 months
Hey Punks! It’s almost Friday! …and oh yea, #FJB
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2 years
Anyone else do this?
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2 years
Because. Because I’ve had a long day. And because. Because I have chickens.
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3 months
Just in case you needed to see a baby horse taking a nap on your Friday 🥰
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7 months
Almost got ejected from my kids soccer match last night. Going incognito tonight. 😛🤠💪🤭
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10 months
Thicc Jimmy
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11 months
Anyone else put butter in their chili? 🌶️
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6 months
Apparently everyone forgot it was Tuesday. I didn’t. 😉
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5 months
Happy Friday Y’all! Jimmy got an early Bday present! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY!!!
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2 months
BETWEEN THE EARS Sunday! Have a good one Y’all!
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1 year
Gotta love back trails in FL!!
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6 months
Stay in school kids.
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24 days
Top response! 😝😝🤣🤣💀
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2 years
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2 years
@hshLauraJ Can anyone translate this? What I I have so far (and could be wrong). That’s a dude, that is married to a dude, but now wants to start banging chicks? ENM means it will bang anything with whom ever’s approval. Bonus- this gem has Asperger’s How’d I do? Wrong answers only
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11 months
@CCTVIdiotas @StrangestMedia That was pretty funny actually.
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2 years
Wish I could bottle days like these!
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4 months
HOW SHOULD I COOK THIS 3” thicc BONE-IN RIBEYE? 🤷‍♂️ Taking suggestions on the cook method (all on the Big Green Egg) A) Direct flame B) Indirect flame, approx 600 degrees C) Cast iron D) Other?
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5 months
Just in time for Christmas!
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4 months
SUNDAY FUNDAY MOFOS!! 😛🤠💥👍
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22 days
20 minute wash ✅ 30 minutes on tail and mane ✅ 30 seconds rolling in the dirt ✅🤪😭
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23 days
Sharing a cold morning beer with my buddy. Have a nice weekend Y’all!
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9 months
Beautiful day yesterday!
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2 years
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4 months
Sweet Florida morning.
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7 months
Work sucks. My escape plan!
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23 days
Who else had a long day? 🥵 Time for a 🥃
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5 months
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2 years
What do y’all do for this. I go straight to the super glue. Suggestions?
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2 months
Sammy Van Hagar TONIGHT! Doin’ a little boot legging!
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1 year
It was a blessing and a pleasure doing business with a legend today! 🤠
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