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@BatchyHD

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Cinematic Artist || Retired YouTuber || Full Time Waster || All opinions are my own

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined April 2013
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@BatchyHD
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8 years
When you try to show off
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5 years
Just seen a junkie pulling into a parking space in Tesco car park 😂😂
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3 months
Its not for everyone
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4 months
Its the hope that kills you. Every. Single. Time.
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3 years
Been a while since ive posted an update but… I made a human. She likes Oreos 👍
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1 year
50 thousand people watching 5 folk sweep water off the hampden pitch. Get a fucking brush and get involved
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1 year
So how will Scotland proceed to fuck this up?
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6 years
I was kicked out of school at 15 for being a cunt and left with no qualifications. I got married young and had a kid so almost gave up on the idea of getting any sort if education. Doing YouTube has given me the experience to get a second chance and now am going to Uni!
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6 years
@CountDankulaTV Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up
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6 years
Remember back when becoming a bin man used to be a threat in school?
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6 years
As far as I knew @StephenTries hasnt uploaded a video for about 6 months. Turns out I had been unsubscribed from his channel... Please explain why?
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5 years
Ref caught him pretending to be a football player
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59' | Stephen O'Donnell goes into the referee's book for simulation. [0-3]
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5 years
@Jaack Its called Chappie mate.
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4 years
Snowman update. I think i need a scientist. How has this not fallen over
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6 years
When can we name and shame the MEPs that voted to pass article 13? Name and shame the cunts.
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5 years
Wait till Jamie Oliver finds out
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Me: 2020 will be a good year 2020: Almost starts world war 3 Australia burns down Brexit Kobe Bryant dies Coronavirus Football gets suspended Xbox Live goes down
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| Jamie Oliver is a prick |__________________________________| \ (•◡•) / \ / -- | |
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4 years
No more stealing play buttons for me. Thanks to everyone whos been involved in this wild journey. Special thanks to @Cruizah @gadmac @petercairns7 and @MarleyThirteen . You guys inspire me everyday. We moving
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4 years
Its been 8 years in the making but we out here!! Cheers for all the support. Ill be swiftly punting this on ebay x
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3 years
Ive been toying with the idea of making one final video before I start my new job. Was considering a final goodbye episode of Growing Up Scottish all about becoming an adult. The final evolution of the Scottish teenager. What we saying?
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4 years
2021 will mark the end of the Batchy YouTube channel. Its been a wild ride and Ive loved every second of it. Ive meet some friends for life along the way and I won't stop posting, but every video will have alot more time put into it. 1/2
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4 years
I recently learned that the young guy on the left next to Marley, named Sam, tragically passed away last month. It was an honour to meet him at Resonate. My thoughts go out to his family and friends. Rest in peace.
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5 years
Met yer man Tom
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4 years
Can someone come and collect their da
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5 years
Seems like neither Football or Rugby is "cOmInG hOmE"
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5 years
@KEEMSTAR He didnt slap, he chopped, and he aimed for the chin. There is a weak spot in the chin that takes your legs from you. I think its legit, its just calculated.
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3 years
Still couldn’t beat Scotland though could they?
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6 years
The best creator on YouTube is @StephenTries without a doubt. Dont @ me
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6 years
So I mentioned that I may be quitting YouTube, I now have a date in mind. Probably be about August time when I start Uni. Ive given it 7 years and its obviously not working so I gotta move on.
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5 years
I reckon Boris Johnson could execute a child live on TV and some folk would still vote Tory
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5 years
Ffs even the Coronavirus beat me to 100k
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Congratulations coronavirus on your silver play button.
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6 years
Favourite Youtubers this year Nobody. I hate everyone and anyone. Nobody likes anyone. Its all a face value sharade where we pretend to care to make us feel better about ourselves and to try and improve our Karma. We only care about us an no one else. Merry Christmas
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Got an email from Uni teling me I start my degree on the 30th of August. Gonni have to go out and buy a wee spiderman school bag and a pencil case for it.
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Just a reminder that Scottish football swings back and forth between Rangers and Celtic all the time. Eventually Rangers time will come again. Just got to grit our teeth until the banter years have passed.
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Does this mean am famous now?
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@BatchyHD Happy Birthday! Have a special day!
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4 years
I realise loads eh folk will have no interest in this but i think its looking quite decent. Work in progress.
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6 years
The lack of established YouTubers in Scotland is so frustrating. So many good creators that just cant seem to get anywhere because they aint pals with KSI or Mr Beast.
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5 years
You want the truth? Only reason I went to uni is because I want my son to grow up thinking that its ok for working class folk to go to uni. First male in ma family to attend uni. Ever. I dont even want a degree Just do shit and have fun
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4 years
62 away. Rest assured ill be on the cans tonight.
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4 years
I got bored and made a 3D bin
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5 years
Am I drunk or did Boris Johnston just become PM?
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3 years
Scotland deserved the win in that game ill be honest.
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6 years
200 likes and me and @Cruizah will remake a Christmas song
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5 years
Yer Das got a Samsung Tablet and calls it an iPad
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Thats 3 hours of my life im no getting back
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Added a Scotland flag to ma twitter name cos I don't mention it often enough in every video title and in everything I do, but i'm Scottish. From Scotland with a Scottish accent and now have a Scotland flag in ma twitter name. By the way did I mention im Scottish?
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6 years
Jamie Oliver is a fud
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5 years
This was me 15 years ago when I went into school on picture day with a hangover
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4 years
One week without smoking
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Neighbour was blaring music till 3 this morning so I decorated his car
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Everyone in England after one goal in the first game of the Euros…
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5 years
Ive been getting lectured by someone in the comments. Talking about how driving to Aberdeen one time for a can of Irn Bru is what is killing the planet. Sorry lads im nearly as bad as hitler. Ill travel horse and carriage next time 👍
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4 years
Domino's just sent me a text about a two for one deal while im sitting in the KFC drive through. The bastards know. Dont they? They fucking know.
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4 years
If UEFA take no actions over the racism claims against Slavia Prague it sets a really strong precedent that states you can be racist in football as long as you cover your mouth.
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3 years
Merry Christmas troops. Normally I hate Christmas but this year is different. First time sober in about 10 years and a new baby to celebrate it with. Hope you all have a good one! 🎅🎉
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I just got some good news back about a job today. I don’t want to say where it is but the confirmation that I got it means this is definitely the end of my time on YouTube. I will still be around on Twitter though and may make occasional appearances with Cruizah on streams etc
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This is why Glasgow is the best city in the world. Only place you can challenge an unarmed man with a loaded gun and still lose
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Guy outside Nicos with a gun last night! Bouncers done well 👍
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5 years
Fucking useless cunts cani even swear properly
@danbanbam
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Asking BYU students what their favorite swear word is...
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Tough choice. Irn Bru? Irn Bru? Or Irn Bru?
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5 years
Just found a might have to actually do work on this degree course. Fucking heart broken. I only signed up for the student discounts 😭
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I expect to find this Rangers game on Porn hub later. 11 men get pumped rotten in front of 50,000 people. Probably be under the fetish section.
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Ma son told me he thought Morgz videos are funny. Ive failed as a parent
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Aye, cos everyone in Scotland is pure champing at the bit to add a third runway to an English Airport ya fucking diddy
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Just heading to Scotland for day 3 of campaign. Scotland wants a third runway for Heathrow and so do I! #Scotland #HastobeHunt
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@JayFromTGF Get up to Scotland!
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Scottish folk swear all the time. Its not rude its just our culture. I mean just look at Gordon Ramsay for fuck sake
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Now officially a student fs Beans on toast every meal for the next 4 years
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3 years
Look what arrived just in time for the Euros 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Fan behaviour is why everyone wanted England to lose. I really feel sorry for the England players and team. I feel like they played well.
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5 years
Cant wait to get a selfie with Nessie
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Turned 28 the day... Birthdays aint like they used to be Spent the morning doing college work, the day edting a video and I now have to sit and stay sober to pick ma maw up from a night out in Stirling Cani wait till I turn 29 so I can keep this party going 🎉
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Offside goal decides the league cup final....
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SCO > ENG
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I got an A in ma first year uni. I mind when I was at school I would take the piss out eh folk for getting an A but here I am...
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So let me get this right. Weve had - WW3 almost happen - Australia on fire - A deadly virus 2020 is gonni be wild Its still only January
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I like the playstation. Do you like the playstation?
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"Ok Boomer" is this generations answer to "yer maw"
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The reason article 13 is an issue is because it means things like screenshots and memes will be subject to copyright laws and article 13 makes YouTube responsible for what people post. So to save being sued for copyright they will come down hard on EU video creators.
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Madness
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1108 away from 100k. Its a madness
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The Banter Years Scotland Squad
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A Scottish person's scale of "how they are doing" - Shite - Feeling average Awrite - Feeling good Fine - Ask me again and you lose an eye
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I could shag everyone of that Scotland team
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Ive just been accepted for a university degree with no qualifications... Wtf haha
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Fucking raging
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Marley Thirteen has killed Batchy. 34 remain.
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Prince Harry being named the Earl of Dumbarton... Wait till he sees the state eh Dumbarton. Its like the equivalent of being named the King of Easterhouse.
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Did it come home?
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Why does this look like an album cover??
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Blue Sea of Ibrox
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Ive no had a shite since last decade
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Its now 2020 Fuck England Mon the scotland
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I honestly can’t believe what has happened. Praying Eriksen is okay.
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Why have they posted this picture when Cheillini is in the background wi his cock out 🤭🤦‍♂️
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The saga of 100k may soon be coming to an end. Less than 2k away
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Sorry ive no been uploading videos troops. Looks like ive been out cutting the grass
@RangersFC
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📸 PIC OF THE DAY: The final cut this morning before pre-season begins.
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The actual state of all these journalists sticking cameras in the face of a man trying to pay his respects
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Feyenoord manager Jaap Stam arrives at Ibrox to pay tribute to his former international teammate Fernando Ricksen.
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I want to go on some wild adventures around Scotland. Any creepy places or abandoned things we should check out?
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I put a bin on a hill
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Creators, what did you do in 2019 that you are proud of?
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