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Buckley Fellow @NRO | Read things @Yale | Paid to write in this economy? Miracles do happen.

the swamp
Joined August 2019
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@BartschKayla
Kayla Bartsch
3 months
I was proud of my alma mater that this level of insanity hadn’t taken place. No longer.
@sahar_tartak
Sahar Tartak🇮🇱🇺🇸
3 months
After this Yale student jabbed my eye with his flag, I tried to yell and run after him. But the people in this video made a human blockade to stop me from confronting my assaulter. They stood in front of me in a line throughout the night
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I’m really warming up to the idea of an age limit to elected office
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Gotta respect @nytimes ’s commitment to the bit
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The real pink tax women face is much less frivolous — and much more pernicious — than pink razors. Women must spend more than men — particularly on big line items such as housing and transit — for the sake of their own safety. My latest @NRO
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“Our defense budget is less than 4 percent of the total GDP. Over-spending is not our problem right now. Military readiness is our problem right now.” for whomever needed to hear it today from the indomitable @RLHeinrichs
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How can someone vote…(key word: “vote”)…against American democracy
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Kayla Bartsch
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@abigailandwords I wonder if they’ll rotate out who’s going on a hunger strike each day, like passing off a baton in a race. I remember yale students doing that when I was an undergrad and it was the funniest thing.
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Kayla Bartsch
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@nypost I do love good, ol' fashioned nepotism (well, maybe not "ol' fashioned" ... )
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Kayla Bartsch
4 months
Just saw someone in DC with a tote bag that read: Satanist. Anarchist. Nihilist. They didn’t look very happy, needless to say.
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I mean, you could
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@jfxogara East for sure
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@AaronBMacLean at last—time to install some tactical maps
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Kayla Bartsch
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grateful that my editors let me keep that first sentence 🧇
@NRO
National Review
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The primeval urge on the left to safeguard the narrative of oppressor vs. oppressed is keeping many from calling Hamas what it is -- a terrorist group devoted to eradicating Jews from the face of the earth. | @BartschKayla
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Crucial update is that one of the UNC frat heroes who held up the flag is a “Big Taylor Swift guy.” (See profile @estradguillermo ) God bless America.
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@zach_kessel @nytimes A city in northern Italy sandwich
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@realchrisrufo AP should watch Mel Gibson's Apocalypto
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@Harvard then why not say this at the hearing, eh ? Me thinks there is some foppery afoot. @zach_kessel
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@mtracey I think, rather, many 19-year-olds have spent the past 6+ months trying to humiliate themselves as much as possible
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Kayla Bartsch
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Fear me, heathens
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katie
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catholic converts are a little questionable and yale alumni are very questionable but if you ever meet a catholic convert yale alum you should run screaming in the opposite direction
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All so that he might win Annette one day
@GreenPlusAnE
Russ Greene
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Men trying to get over a girl: Have you considered writing ten books, 400 articles, 60 book reviews, 17 book introductions, 3,000 newspaper columns, and literally founding modern American conservatism?
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I’m shocked — shocked I say! @nytimes
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Maddy! You have been an inspiration from ye olde intern days to now -- @thefp has struck gold. Godspeed!
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Madeleine Kearns
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Some personal news: After six wonderful years @NRO , I'm so excited to begin my next chapter as an associate editor at @TheFP
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Kayla Bartsch
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When a woman hears “man alone in woods,” her imagination is probably going to jump to an Immanuel David Isaiah / Brian Mitchell type
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@zach_kessel so gauche
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honestly, i'd take it
@abigailandwords
Abigail Anthony
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Northwestern had a 2024 spring class called “Lana Del Rey: Emotional Landscapes of U.S. Settler Colonialism.”
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Kayla Bartsch
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I mean, I didn’t want to take my final exams either as a college student — but establishing an antisemitic, tent city-state might be the most diabolical (genius?) form of procrastination I’ve ever heard of
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Kayla Bartsch
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The Golden State’s high-speed-rail hubris has been a big, black, cash sinkhole since the Obama administration. My latest @NRO Biden Administration Sinks $6 Billion on Utopian California Train Line
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no way (from the latest version of Microsoft Word)
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Tatte every day from here on out ☕️
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"On the thirteenth of March, 1758, Johann Georg Hamann began to read the Bible. A twenty-eight-year-old flâneur, deep in debt and subsisting on a daily meal of only coffee and porridge in a low-rent London apartment, Hamann did not seem a likely candidate to become the thinker
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Kayla Bartsch
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I just...I just can't stop laughing
@FreeBeacon
Washington Free Beacon
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WFB EXCLUSIVE: We Finally Found a 'Free Palestine' Protester Who Is Actually Kind of Hot
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Kayla Bartsch
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GOP dads across the country still believe this (meme courtesy of my dad via the family gc)
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Kayla Bartsch
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The new wave of Roe-bots and abortion chatbots has just begun. For those on the side of human dignity: Welcome to hell. My latest @NRO
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Kayla Bartsch
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Happy 215th birthday, Mr. Lincoln! (oh, that another Lincoln may rise among us, this I pray)
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God hath wrought judgment upon the face of the earth
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨 #BREAKING : A strong magnitude 5.5 earthquake has struck North Plainfield, New Jersey, with numerous reports of medium to heavy shaking felt throughout New York City, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania
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Kayla Bartsch
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2024 March for Life vibes ☃️ @March_for_Life
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Years since the pandemic, one quarter of American students are still chronically absent from school. This is linked to a host of problems, including a rise in mental-health issues and juvenile crime. My latest @NRO
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Kayla Bartsch
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Sorry, but your favorite word puzzle is in dire need of DEI oversight My latest @NRO The Latest Western Oppressor? Your Sunday Morning Crossword Puzzle
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Kayla Bartsch
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good time to invest in the dialysis market
@nypost
New York Post
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McDonald’s will sell Krispy Kreme donuts at all of its US locations by the end of 2026
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Just got cat-called by a … DC Parking Enforcement guy? I hope that means … I’m not getting a ticket?
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my politics.
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Among all of this chit-chat about Ivy League leadership, I realized that the CEO of Bath & Body Works is a Trustee of Yale University. I have one question for you Gina: why no Sweet Pea in campus soap dispensers?
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this is exactly what i feel like rn
@TPCarney
Tim Carney
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Belatedly, Glenn Youngkin joins the Virginia delegation.
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Kayla Bartsch
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most important reform in NY in decades, change my mind
@BreannaMorello
Breanna Morello
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New York City is living in the future!!! Look at the Mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash on the streets like barbarians.
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oopsies!
@nypost
New York Post
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Lyft, Uber plan to leave Minneapolis after city council forces them to hike driver pay
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Kayla Bartsch
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Returning from some time abroad, here are my unsolicited thoughts: Europeans love to hate us, but they want to date us. American soft power remains strong 💪😤
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Kayla Bartsch
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Sad news coming from Florida. But what a great man. Praying for his wife and his family.
@BenSasse
Ben Sasse
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Dear Gator Nation and cherished friends, This isn’t an easy note to write but wanted to give you an update on our family. As many of you know, my wife Melissa suffered an aneurysm and series of strokes in 2007. Back then, the docs prepared us for the worst, but – in God’s
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@NRO new headquarters?
@RyanGirdusky
Ryan James Girdusky
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The childhood home of William F. Buckley is on the market in Sharon, Connecticut. Very WASPY 8 bedroom, 9 bathroom home with 7 fireplaces. Surprised it’s not owned by a non-profit. Selling for $5.5 million.
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@christianbrits great point
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Kayla Bartsch
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"The primary moral problem of objectification, regardless of the source, is the turning of a “who” into a “what.”" Calendargate continues @NRO Modest Is Hottest
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Kayla Bartsch
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Nearly all books, essays, and articles published in the last few years have collapsed further and further into one genre: memoir. Find out why that's bad @NRO
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Kayla Bartsch
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Lest we forget –– Iranian-backed terrorist organizations hate the U.S., too. My latest @NRO Forty-Five U.S. Troops Report Injury in Iraq, Syria Drone Attacks, More Than Twice the Number Disclosed by Pentagon
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Kayla Bartsch
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As your poinsettias wilt, eggnog stagnates, and fruitcake stales, I commend to you St. Thomas Becket as a testament to the greater meaning of the Christmas season. My latest @NRO St. Thomas Becket: Medieval Antidote to Modern Decadence
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Kayla Bartsch
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This makes sense because, famously, the FDA never makes any mistakes. One might call it inerrant. 💊Pontifex Maximus FDA 💊
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Kayla Bartsch
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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things came into being through him, and without him not one thing came into being. What has come into being in him was life, and the life was the light of all
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Kayla Bartsch
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Gaza glamping really is all the rage this season, eh?
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Kayla Bartsch
4 months
🚨taylor swift is a straussian🚨
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Kayla Bartsch
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Kamala and Trump should have a dance-off
@DouthatNYT
Ross Douthat
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I think it’s going to be Kamala.
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Kayla Bartsch
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ChatGPT for UPenn President
@GeorgeDeek
George Deek
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I asked a machine, and it gave me a much more humane answer than any of them.
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Kayla Bartsch
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The Yale Shuttle finally has a purpose
@sfmcguire79
Steve McGuire
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The student protestors at Yale are being zip-tied and loaded into a university shuttle.
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for those who think the Claudine Gay affair is "a dangerous intrusion of partisan politics into higher ed," you are almost there -- the Claudine Gay affair is a reaction against the dangerous intrusion of partisan politics into higher ed
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Kayla Bartsch
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Frat boy summer has arrived in full swing
@ShooterMcGavin_
Shooter McGavin
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Trump talking trash about Biden’s golf swing on the course this morning.
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Kayla Bartsch
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happens to the best of us
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Joe Biden was spotted about to kiss another woman he appeared to have thought was his wife until Jill Biden stopped him.
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My honest question, as a Midwesterner: Do any Midwesterners actually like Vance? Or is it just that East Coast operatives like to think he represents people from a place they've never been who have votes they need?
@LaCivitaC
Chris LaCivita
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It’s Senator JD Vance …..
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Kayla Bartsch
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WE’RE SO BACK
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embarrassing that campus liberation zones have better border control than the United States of America
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Kayla Bartsch
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Ok so, we’re supposed to believe that the FDA always self-corrects internally, with no need for external pressure or legal suits?
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Kayla Bartsch
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I like to keep tabs open for so long that the paywalled content therein ends up on Project Gutenberg so I can read it for free
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@greg_price11
Greg Price
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People are currently burning the American flag in our nation’s capitol while yelling “Allahu Akbar.”
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Kayla Bartsch
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There are no women's sports without women. (And for the record, AOC, there are non-invasive ways to determine biological sex.) My latest @NRO AOC Claims Student-Athletes Will Be Forced to Undergo Genital Exams If Sports Are Sex Segregated
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@BartschKayla
Kayla Bartsch
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-an active-duty @usairforce officer was just crowned @MissAmerica for the first time - @DeptofDefense is in the midst of a historical recruiting crisis What are the chances good ol’ government gremlins rigged the contest? (totally within the national interest btw)
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“No, Mr. Allen, I do not want to be cursed by the God of the Bible” -Minouche Shafik, President of Columbia University that went crazy
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Kayla Bartsch
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The perfect season finale before a new campaign season launches 🍿
@kaitlancollins
Kaitlan Collins
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TRUMP IS FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS.
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Kayla Bartsch
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The GOP debate could have been improved by a trapdoor system installed in the stage, with levers controlled by American-Idol-style audience votes.
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Kayla Bartsch
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Approximately 10 years late to the conversation, but I just saw Hamilton for the first time (in London of all places), and it was a bop. America rocks. That is all.
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Kayla Bartsch
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The whole family can confirm: Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
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Kayla Bartsch
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Must read from @sahar_tartak *I Was Stabbed in the Eye at Yale* “sitting in the hospital, I couldn’t help but think of my mother, Shahnaz, who grew up in Iran. Her neighbors threw rocks at her for being a Jew. She has a scar on her eyelid to this day.”
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Kayla Bartsch
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Why isn’t Biden blinking I’m worried
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Kayla Bartsch
3 months
we're so back "Armored in Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, fueled by Zyn and White Claws, these triumphant Brohemians protected Old Glory from the unwashed Marxist horde" (now throw 'em a rager)
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Kayla Bartsch
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honestly an incredible advertisement for golden, crispy buff chicky wings this Sunday
@peta
PETA
6 months
Your #SuperBowl "snack" cost her life.
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Kayla Bartsch
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I'm going to host an office listening party @zach_kessel
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
7 months
REVIEW: With their 14th album, @GreenDay update their take on American idiocy. More on the upcoming LP, 'Saviors':
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Kayla Bartsch
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FDA/Danco: “The FDA takes seriously its responsibility to ensure the safety of drugs. It conducts ongoing surveillance and can make adjustments as safety situations emerge.”
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Kayla Bartsch
3 months
gotta love that the “liberated zone” went *straight* to forced, ideological purgation
@yaledailynews
Yale Daily News
3 months
UPDATE: A demonstration marshal has requested that all reporters from the Yale Daily News leave the “liberated zone.” “We want to make sure everyone is [in the liberated zone] because they believe in divestment, and they believe in Palestinian liberation,” the marshal said.
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Kayla Bartsch
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America is still great.
@SmittyNYK
C
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New York is the best city man a whole crowd showed up to watch a guy eat a full container of cheese balls at 3 PM 😭
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Kayla Bartsch
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Through fresh forms and old themes, Swift has inherited and made new the amorous poetic tradition of the West. (You better believe Taylor Swift is the Knigh-Errant of Pop.) My latest @NRO
@NRO
National Review
8 months
Taylor Swift is not only a philosopher, she is also a scholar and a poetess of the people. | @BartschKayla
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Kayla Bartsch
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(based) Justice Alito: “So your argument is that it doesn’t matter if FDA flagrantly violated the law, didn’t do what it should have done, endangered the health of women — it’s just too bad, no one can sue in court? …The American people have no remedy for that?”
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Kayla Bartsch
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@jfxogara @NRO Edit: all Californians who want high-speed trains are encouraged to move to Europe
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Kayla Bartsch
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I'd say it's time for action @POTUS My latest @NRO
@NRO
National Review
8 months
Over one hundred container ships are taking the long route around the Horn of Africa to avoid attacks by Yemen-based Houthi rebels in the Red Sea. | @BartschKayla
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Kayla Bartsch
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declining opportunity, fractured communities, and lost identity are forces which must be reckoned with -- the folks who have been warning us about "deaths of despair" and a "pandemic of loneliness" for the past several years are right a dismal update from me @NRO
@NRO
National Review
8 months
More Americans committed suicide in 2022 than in any other year on record, according to data released by the CDC on Wednesday.
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@BartschKayla
Kayla Bartsch
6 months
can't stop thinking about the meeting of Volkswagen executives for the super bowl ad where someone said "we should present a romanticized history of the brand" and everyone in the room said "yes." and no one remembered that Volkswagen literally means "Aryan-car" or "race-wagon"
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Kayla Bartsch
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Always proud to be a Minnesotan
@jambojeremy
Arrowed! Ow my context! 🥥 🌴🦃
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On this Confederate Loser Day, I remind you that Minnesota still holds the 28th VA Infantry flag. Captured on 7/3/63 during the Battle Of Gettysburg; Virginia has asked for it back several times and MN has refused each time by several MN State Governors.
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Kayla Bartsch
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"It is the core work of the church to bless every human person and steer them in paths of righteousness . . .The faithful — lay and ordained alike — must take on the challenge of holding these two truths together." My latest @NRO
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Kayla Bartsch
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Thanks for letting me fangirl over Lincoln @NRO
@NRO
National Review
8 months
On October 3, 1863, Abraham Lincoln made a proclamation encouraging Americans, “in the midst of a civil war of unequaled magnitude and severity,” to set aside a day for the purpose of solemnly, reverently, and gratefully acknowledging the “gracious gifts of the Most High God.”
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