PRE ORDER MY NEW ALBUM IMMEDIATELY...please Link in bio
NO expense was spared on this promotional ad for my new album 404! So sit back, relax and enjoy some of the finest cinematography your humble eyes have ever witnessed!
Surprise mu fugggaaasss!! I’m releasing an EP at midnight! It was all recorded right here in lockdown at Casa Del Courtney with
@agamtimor
! I AM SO EXCITED I MIGHT THROW UP!!
You asked and the holy gods of tour based endeavors have delivered! After many moons of slaving away at support shows, whoring myself out to other bands as their pre show man meat, I am doing a headline tour!! . TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAAAAYYY!!!!!
I used to play this game every year of my teens when I came home to Seattle for christmas. I never thought in a million years I’d be one of the bands on this thing. Funny but of all the things that have happened in my career this is one of the ones that really chokes me up. 🙏❤️
NEW. SONG. OUT. FRIDAY !! SCREAM LOUDLY, DEVOTE YOURSELF TO THE HEAVENLY DEITYS AND SHAVE YOUR BODY UNTIL IT’S HAIRLESS!! ALL WILL BE REVEALED IN TWO DAYS!!
MY NEW ALBUM SUPERNATURAL IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE ORDER NOW!
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Official Release Date July 19th
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It’s been such a massive bout of trials and tribulations across three different record labels and endless lost parts. It’s been an endless road but we made it
Oh shit!!! They’ve only made me the god damn cover!!! You guys made this happen with all your streams and big dick energy so fuckin well done! I love you! And mega thanks
@Spotify
for lathering me with your love
It’s 3am. I’m working on my new video and I’m hungry. Do I just go out and buy like...a shit tonnes of kinder eggs? I am an adult. This is allowed....Thi....this is ok.
Sometimes, when I have a day off, I order several meals from room service and fall asleep with them around me in a circle like I’m performing a food seance.
Had loads of pre orders for the new album over the last month!! Thanks for all the love!! Can’t wait for you guys to hear all the new tunes!! Link in bio!
I cannot wait to get out and tour the UK!!! And for the first time ever, I’m doing a few European dates! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR ALL MANNER OF BARNSLEY ANTICS!! ON SALE NEXT FRIDAY @ 10am
You guys made Glitter&Gold number 10 on the iTunes Alt charts!! That is fuckin nuts!!! This came out 3 years ago! Thank you so much for breathing new life into my tunes! Team B sauce is an unstoppable force and I love you all to infinity!!!
99 is number 6 on Spotify’s rock this playlist!! Enormous thanks to all you beautiful soul streamers out there in the world! Thank you so much
@allihagendorf
! You sultry lister of plays! Mine humble heart is all a quiver with gratitude! 🙏🙏🙏
Sometimes I feel genuine sadness about the library of Alexandria. All those books that were ancient in ancient times! ...yeah I should probably find a girlfriend.
I should really talk about something on here other than food and how much I love putting it in my face and esophagus. But this is apparently what I think about at all times.
These shows have been so above and beyond what I expected! Manchester went OFF last night! I’m so happy to be playing in the UK after all this time! It’s been way too long. Here’s the new track I wrote with
@the_prodigy
Well shit!!! European tour is happening and I am every shade of jazzed on the spectrum!! Prepare your listening orifices for some B-Sauce jams! Tickets on sale Wednesday @ 10am.
This band meant so much to me growing up. They personified the dream of what it was to be a rockstar. As a child of the myspace era, they were everything. The soundtrack to my nights out, and the visions on my tv screen. This is nuts. x
Stool pose champion 2006.
Testimonials:
“I’ve never seen such a poser!” -Rolling Stone .
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“Slick as a fisherman’s handshake” -Angling Times .
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“I’d let him poke MY stool” -Greg from accounting .
SUPERNATURAL IS OUT EVERYWHERE🤞🏻THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT!!! THIS SONG IS YOURS NOW!!! PLAY IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR MOM, STRANGERS, WHATEVER OR WHOEVER STRIKES YOUR FANCY
God damn it I love brunch!! There should be a meal where all bets are off and you can eat literally any of the mealtime foods! Dunchfeast? Is there a better name than that?
This video is a love letter to all the people in my band and crew over the years who have made this job a wonderful adventure. It’s the people you meet along the way, and the times you have together, that are often more important than what you want.
Im gunna start a butter company called Butter Dream. Then a really sassy woman is gunna do all the commercials. “Cuz LIFE…is butta dream” You may applaud my genius now.
Happy Valentine’s Day lovers! Live, be merry, make passionate love to your respective partners! And when you’re done, lean in reeeaal close like, and whisper”...that’s from Barnsey.”
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#actuallydothis
#donotdisappointme