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Urban Arson🔔

@urbanarson

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Comedian. All posts, quotes, likes, and retweets are satire.

Texas

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Joined March 2009

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

11 months

Polygons were only used in graphics because they allowed for a mathematically simple and computationally cheap way to pin pixels spatially in a temporally coherent manner. With these new AI visualization tools, first theorized by Heinlein in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (1966),

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@AvoAnimations The nail polish, i’m ded 💀💀💀

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1 year

@GRITCULT Her real future.

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@thecookebook “Hire some help” to write my entire career and cadence. 🤣

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@urbanarson

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7 months

@LegendaryEnergy The CIA didn’t let Tucker in? 🤣

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7 months

This was the most gangster part of the interview

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

7 months

@grindfacetv Bish lookin like handsome squidward.

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4 months

@ChaseNCashe He heard Umar was coming over and amazon primed that joint

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8 months

@YoBoiTim0614 @FenixAmmunition I own more Sigs than any two people you know put together I would NEVER besmirch the good name of Gaston Glock. He’s up there with Stoner in terms of importance to maintaining our liberty, right to self defense, and determination. Apologize.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@ArtOfDialogue_ “Family Matters?” You mean that song that only got a few thousand spins before Kendrick made it irrelevant with “meet the grahams?”

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@urbanarson

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1 year

@Zvbear Now I can’t even tell them apart

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8 months

@a_westgate The talmud is a hell of a drug.

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5 months

@coinyeezy This is the most bullish thing I have ever seen.

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@LegendaryEnergy Them AIPAC checks were light last month.

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@urbanarson

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1 year

@FlorioGina It's called human trafficking and it is already illegal.

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@urbanarson

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1 year

@iamyesyouareno Nigga I only trust 50 year old white men when it comes to technical shit lol

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@urbanarson

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4 months

@LordActonAFool @ShahbazMKhan Drake is canadian ain’t no HIPPA laws lol

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4 months

@Zvbear How do you do fellow yts?

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@xbtGBH Ban all jeets

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3 months

@TacticalStNick No dual citizens.

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@urbanarson

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3 months

@heirsjournal The second Dan started speaking on Israel here y’all come with the hit pieces.

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1 year

@BIGCEO_TY @RoKnows22 Pause.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

7 months

@GarbageHuman23 Promoting sodomy to children doesn’t get your feet washed by Jesus. It gets you a millstone according to Jesus.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

. @OwenBenjamin called the @SStricklandMMA win. Men who tell the truth, no matter the consequences or unpopularity of the truth, tend to crush everything they put their minds to.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

11 months

Humus fighters were flying around on their paragliders and just happened upon an international sodomy festival full of attendees from NATO countries. They gunned them all down to make sure to bring the full might of Israel and NATO upon themselves. And it was totally their idea.

@sentdefender

OSINTdefender

11 months

The over 250 Bodies which have been discovered at the Site of a Music Festival for Peace in Southern Israel reportedly consists of many Foreign Nationals including Americans, Germans, Canadians, and Norwegians.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@coltgovtmodel This is the most german picture on the internet.

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1 year

@CaribbeanRythms Well Italians are basically africans so...

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@GarbageHuman23 The sodomy sneer.

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Urban Arson🔔

22 days

Don’t let them try and run this monkey pox scam on y’all again. It’s a problem for practitioners of sodomy.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@jjjreisss @GRITCULT If you think happiness is the goal of life then you’re likely very young or very useless.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@TheInsiderPaper of course obama’s boyfriend would be the only black paddleboarder in history.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@LegendaryEnergy Lower the hoop by a foot and watch the audience roll in.

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8 months

@OwenBenjamin I think you just cracked the code. India is a country of 90% gammas.

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@urbanarson

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6 months

@Breaking911 The Donner Pass is named after the Donner Party, a group of settlers who had the same thing happen to them back in 1846. They were snowed in so badly that they killed and ate their Indian guides and then began to kill and eat each other. Was it global warming back then too?

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

5 months

@Zvbear Having neighbors is for poor people.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@Soulful1865 Drake on some canadian Dylon shit 🤣🤣🤣

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

These BTC maxi laser eyed freaks will keep lying to you that BTC has 4MB blocks. This is nonsense. The mempool is as clogged as possible, and you rarely ever see a block over 2MB. They ruined Bitcoin. Reply with: thanks @blockstream , you ruined Bitcoin.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

15 days

@ArtOfDialogue_ Down Low Hughley is not funny.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

We're about to lose a lot of people to the Matrix. Those of you who are able to remain in God's Render Engine will inherit the Earth.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

7 months

@Bitc01nSV2024

Randy 𝔅𝔖𝓥 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 🅷🅿🆁🅱🆃🅲🅽🆉🆃🅽

7 months

Post your favorite Craig Wright photo #BSV #Satoshi

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

gm

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

10 months

In less than 5 years I’ll be feeding my favorite books into a GPU and watching a movie made custom for me using all of my favorite actors. I’ll pay nothing for the experience and be able to make money off of my prompt if I make a good one and people watch it.

@KimDotcom

Kim Dotcom

10 months

Bye bye Hollywood 🤖

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

6 months

@TopLobsta Lil Ben knows it’s over for this 110th version of the scam so he’s doing a cash grab and creating a star that he can milk from Tel Aviv 2.0… I mean Kiev after he and his make their next great escape back to their newly hollowed out homeland.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@iamyesyouareno Italians aren't white.

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Urban Arson🔔

26 days

@Nero @ElijahSchaffer @AnthonyCumia @AsianPatDixon @OwenBenjamin @patdixon @jimgoad @isabellamoody_ @JoshLekach There are few writers on earth whose words I can read and instantly know who wrote them.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

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@ArtOfDialogue_ A Haitian and an Indian trying to talk about what American Black people need. 🤦‍♂️

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

3 months

@Prolotario1 They’ll “get” Diddy. Lock him up forever on this one charge, then the rest of the evidence will disappear. Once everyone forgets about diddy in 6 months he’ll be unalived under mysterious circumstances.

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Urban Arson🔔

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@ArtOfDialogue_ Cackling Kamala strikes again. Goofy heffa always laughing at people’s misfortune.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

8 months

@xbtGBH Sounds like him and Lucky Larry teamed up for some fun.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@wayofftheres Ain’t no way that beard, that chest knife, that taser placement, and that patch are within sheriff’s department regulations. 🤣

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@CobraBitcoin Nah, we're just going to increase the block size like Satoshi wanted to from the beginning. Feel free to fork if you disagree, we've got the miners, they're getting paid fat and we won't be backing down from this game of chicken ever again.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

11 months

Public school is men beating the hell out of women and getting away with it.

@HotepJesus

Hotep Jesus

11 months

Trans-kids are the new school bullies.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

10 months

gm frog bros

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

I just purchased Inscription #53963 for 0.135 BTC ($3,909.26) on @ordinalswallet Check it out! 👇

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

9 months

@Mrgunsngear I can make a knife out of 20 things he uses every day in his house in under 5 minutes. Maybe we should put a gps tracker on every atom Scott.

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Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@Tenzdizzle @Jayzus_ Kendrick said die only a few less times than drake said nigga. 🤣

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

17 days

$BEL has surpassed $DOGE in hash power and doubled up on $LTC hash power. They’re all merge mined on the same algorithm. $LTC has a $4.6 billion market cap which would be $113 per $BEL $DOGE has a $15.2 billion market cap which would be a whopping $343 per $BEL!! WE EARLY AF

@BellscoinDev

Bellscoin Development Updates

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BREAKING: Bellscoin mining has exploded. Bellscoin currently has 1.83 PH/s Network Hash, while $Doge is at 1.39 PH/s, and $Ltc is at 987.67 TH/s. Bellscoin is now leading as the most hash out of all Scrypt coins. Things are happening. 🔔 $Bel

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Urban Arson🔔

5 months

@nocertainlynot These last couple of generations of women and the failure if their fathers will be a cautionary tale to all women for the next 1000 years.

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@plastikgatzv2

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@SKTheKingYT You just had to be there. 🥹

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Urban Arson🔔

10 months

How does it feel to be doing stuff we were doing on BSV in 2019? I live in the future and I can tell you what the future holds… it ain’t small blocks.

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mononaut (tx/acc)

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someone is inscribing a 1.5mb video in ~400kb chunks, presumably intending to stitch it together inside a recursive inscription

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

2 months

Don’t get confused. Buy more guns, ammo, gold, silver, food, water, and seeds. Learn to plant, farm, harvest, store food for long periods of time. Learn to get water and store it safely for long periods of time. Don’t go to war. Stay home and protect your families.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

10 months

@JamesRehwald @CommunityNotes this guy is a digital advertiser for Nike who has been well documented to use under aged third world labor in sweat shop conditions. I’d recommend adding a note to this post to make sure everyone knows they are being advertised to.

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@BenZeisloft

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11 months

@OwenBenjamin I just donated 2x what the special cost. Thanks for the laughs Big Bear and here’s to many more!

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

7 months

This is the most bullish chart in crypto.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

Without downloading any new pics, where you at mentally?

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5 months

@CtrlAltDel_user @ArtOfDialogue_

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

17 days

This post needed one more picture. $PEPE has a $3.2 billion market cap $BEL at the same market cap would be $75 So we’re looking at a 75x minimum from Bellscoin from here.

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@uncdnlfree

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Pepe has 280k holders and Bells 350k, maybe I am crazy $Bell 🔔

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

8 months

I got all of the dragon balls and summoned Shenron, guess what I wished for. You’re welcome BSV bros.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@Mrgunsngear Deontay Wilder is a Southerner, and a big 2A guy. What if Wilder got his concealed carry case to go all the way to the Supreme Court which then rules in his favor and enforces constitutional carry across the US. Every 2A influencer would say Wilder like they say Bruen today.

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@TMZ Looks like they got him and sent him back to Zombieland.

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@lporiginalg I'm black and I never relax.

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Urban Arson🔔

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@BarrelHatchet @Brushbeater Drone triggered PTSD is already a real thing, I’ve seen it first hand. I was in a high intensity trauma medicine class about 9 months after the ukraine/russia thing started and there was an american kid in the class. Every time the drone that was filming the class flew by the

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

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@JayAtkins2583 @OwenBenjamin @Memento59437814 Apparently none of them have grandfathers, uncles, brothers, cousins, nor male friends either. British men are cucks if they don’t hunt down and destroy rapists gangs in their communities.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

8 months

@JoshLekach Thousand cock stare got her looking like she’s 46.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

4 months

@BeezyMcGee BROTHER!

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4 months

@doitlikedre @ynvurse @MetroBoomin

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5 months

UTXO Solana just won’t quit.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 month

@RedPillSayian @chrispavlovski Shit like this is exactly why guys like @HotepJesus are leaving @rumblevideo for @KickStreaming Rumble wouldn’t even show up for a scheduled meeting with him and his managers. Kick is seeming like it’s the future of uncensored streaming.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

9 months

This is an AI interpretation of the original Harry Potter trailer if Pixar made it. This was made with some human intervention, voices, music, sound effects, etc. In the next two years a computer will be able to do this with any piece of film or literature ever created,

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

6 months

Selling all my bsv cuz creg wearin a purse.

@WhatTheFinance9

What The Finance

@WhatTheFinance9

6 months

Craig Wright leaving court right now.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

As I've previously predicted, Hollywood is over, it's vaudeville. Going forward all of this will get "better," faster, and cheaper. Your headset will understand exactly what content appeals to your basest, lizard brain sensibilities and give you exactly what you want, like a

@fablesimulation

The Simulation

@fablesimulation

1 year

Announcing our paper on Generative TV & Showrunner Agents! Create episodes of TV shows with a prompt - SHOW-1 will write, animate, direct, voice, edit for you. We used South Park FOR RESEARCH ONLY - we won't be releasing ability to make your own South Park episodes -not our IP!

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

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@LHWconnoisseur Maybe I’m dumb but this guy “predicted” the time and how Gaethje would get knocked out 6 hours before the fight started.

@YT_SKYLO1

• 𝒮𝓀𝓎𝓁𝑜!

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Justin Gaethje vs. Max Holloway result got leaked 😳

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@HoopMixOnly gm

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This is hilarious😭

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@RobotPolisher They supposedly sent live video and audio back from the moon in 1969 using a 12 volt battery and a tiny satellite dish that wasn’t even properly aimed at Earth. Today most people can’t even get wifi in their bedroom to work right.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@FunkerActual It's striking how baffled I am looking at the front end of this suppressor.

@FunkerActual

FUNKER530

1 year

Footage published by War Gonzo shows Russians admiring a "Precision Rifle". Caption reads: "Lobaev rifles have already become synonymous with accuracy and reliability."

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

7 months

On the slopes listening to the Satoshi vs COPA trial. How about y’all?

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@LegendaryEnergy @hodgetwins Hodge Twins sittin there like hold up now Bryce, you fuckin up our bag here now. 🤣

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

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. @liujackc is on fire right now. I almost don’t want to say anything because I don’t him to get out of this flow state. Absolutely great alpha. His big picture predictions are the most plausible I have heard in a long time. #bitmap #ordi

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

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@ArtOfDialogue_ Pink hat, purple shirt, high pitched screeching effeminate voice, irrational irate hand gestures. Opinion disregarded

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

@coinyeezy This is an amazing article! Thank you for posting it. The Lightning Network has been a maxi stalling tactic and money pit for nearly a decade. I look forward to hearing their latest round of excuses as to why it isn’t ready yet and when it will finally be ready for prime time.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

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@LucasBotkin Bruen plus the end of Chevron means the NFA is on life support. Stamp free suppressor on my full auto rattler in my passenger’s seat soon.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

2 months

Trump shooter was wearing glasses and a Demolition Ranch shirt.

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Urban Arson🔔

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The Venezuelan military has taken to the streets all over the country in advance of the Presidential election results announcement. Maduro was losing by over 50% in most major exit polls, and most countries in Latin America have already warned him to follow the election results.

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

1 year

We’re so back! @twetchapp

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feeling very grateful for my brothers @coinyeezy @nondualrandy @hbeckeri

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

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@GRITCULT If you want to create the next big thing read these books: Anthem, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Westworld, The Great Train Robbery, Jurassic Park, The Diamond Age, Cryptonomicon, Daemon, Freedom TM. Never read anything by a VC or startup founder. That world is over now,

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@urbanarson

Urban Arson🔔

9 months

No we aren’t. We aren’t bugs on a water ball surrounded by infinite darkness. We are the children of God. Living in a beautiful realm he lovingly built for us.

@elonmusk

Elon Musk

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We are microbes on a dust mote in a vast emptiness overwhelming dominated by the sun

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The end of an era @magicdesantis

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BREAKING: X will close its San Francisco headquarters on September 13, per FORTUNE.

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