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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

First date tn, she has no idea I lie, cheat, and smoke weed

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

6 months

@Kyleeto Mom could have a gun to her head and I still might not light myself on fire what are we doing here

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

10 months

@MyArmsAreBroken I would probably be jobless, no friends, no goals If I was capable of this

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

6 months

@cmb_wps I guess brings awareness again to the situation by looking like a total jackass

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 years

@CKelley939 @DaddysHomeFF I think this tweet went over your head Chris… much like Wilson’s check down throws

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 month

@glueguy24 I bet you had her moaning and groaning 😭

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 month

@BettyJo78225 Can we talk about rent being 1975 what in the fucking fuck

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

@knicks_tape99 There would be a lot more dimes If the average caloric intake was 2000. Shame

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

22 days

@allyluvx Vaginas look so gross tho 🤮

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

@duckhillreb You still got a covid year ?

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

@Midwest__sports To early to tell

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Yes babe I can drive home I’m only having 4 beers tonight

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 month

I’ve gotta stop jacking it

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

11 days

@MarkTwang12 The city been waiting for me to step out in my stripes

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 month

@SkiBlastt Badass, raw instinct

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

9 months

@YashCoD @jasrifootball @DMRussini They gonna be shocked when rodgers comes in and the jets still suck

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

3 months

@saucebars Not liking this because I hate to see others win when I’m not

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 years

@HuskersGameday Like this tweet if you think we have our guy

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

Gotta take ur own life atp

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 month

Where we going tn fellas, I can make this money stretch 🗣️

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

3 months

They’re gonna call me a fat fuck when I reply right?

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

Found this beast under a table at work. I wanna smoke one so fucking bad

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

@wobblymami You used to have to talk to a Bih for 3 months to get dis 😩

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

@Jaayv17 Your ex sounds cool af, you single?

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

3 months

She caught me in public wearing the vendor bucket, am I cooked?

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

I’m the man in her box

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

11 months

Ask yourself why I have way more money and hoes than 99% of y’all. Then look at what time I’m tweeting this. Because I move different, maybe it’s time to step back and reevaluate #stayhungry

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 month

@RealMickSanders @BettyJo78225 I just know they daddy pays it and they don’t even toss him a thank you

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

Everyone got a yellow pillow right ?

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

Donald Trump owns you, my fucking president

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

3 months

Fields would have her screaming

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@houseofjaguars_

4 months

There’s no way NFL Twitter is real 💀

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 year

*making small talk after gobbling up her pussy Me: so where are you from? Her: Cedar Rapids, Iowa Me:

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

7 months

Always the fat hoes on tinder looking for a “long term partner”…bitch you better “partner” up with a treadmill 😹 or you won’t live long term 🤷‍♂️

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

6 months

@JeromeH09746282 Bron could have her and me. Dream threesome

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

You know shawty washed when she only posts the same 5 bikini pics from 2 years ago biweekly

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

Do you hoes know you can smoke a cigarette without putting it on social media

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

10 months

@On3sports It’s gonna make Iowa offensive staff look really bad when he throws for 4000 yards and 50 TDS next year

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

@lilglocc1k The fuck out

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Still at my buddy’s house in cedar falls, probably just gonna hang around until one of them has the nerve to ask me to leave

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

New girl follower let’s fucking go. This is better than the day my little brother was born

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

10 months

20/20 on recent quiz in a class I have a 73% in. The biggest comebacks start in the deepest holes. Get ready to witness something special these next 4 weeks

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Morning wood won’t go down, always a sign of a great day ahead

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

8 months

Just looked up her IG and she’s got 3k, it’s over for me

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

10 months

@yippi3kiyay @GDWRKARTS I wouldn’t have to work for the next 6 months if I had 8000 dollars

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

10 months

@CaillouGoanima2 @MyArmsAreBroken That explains why I’ve never made a girl cum

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Shot a 97 today

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

I love going to the bar and exchanging information with people

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

@ketaminejitnem Griff is so T’d🦉

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 year

Me pulling up to the ozarks every year to use my signature move of getting my Fake ID taken at a shitty beach bar

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

6 months

Kadyn proctor better hope we don’t cross paths before he checks out of my city. I’ve got a knuckle sandwich with his name on it

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

6 months

You gay if your a dude doing way to much for your birthday

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

11 months

@burtbarnswold getting jumped by a d3 baseball roster

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

11 months

If I die and girls start putting me on they story for clout call them out for me please, unless you know for certain they were throwing Coochie my way during my life those are the only ones the have the right to act like they care

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

7 months

@KadeLight57 @ByCodyHills Like every Nebraska offseason from the last decade

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

@LilCaesarsFiend Thanks cooch!

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

22 days

With my dads buddy talking about why the marriage didn’t work out

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Doing the Iowa city bar crawl no piss challenge. 8 PM- 2 AM booze session without pissing. Who’s rocking with me

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 years

@TGW_901 @meghan_walker33 Nobody liked your tweet for a reason

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Long day on the clock time to unwind

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

8 months

3 day ice fishing trip in a hut on a lake… sharing it with 6 dudes… nowhere to crank one out. Don’t know how long I’m gonna last out here

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

@analyst4sports_ People don’t realize it but the average 7 at university of Iowa is genuinely top 3% of best looking women in the world. There’s so many fat ugly people

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

3 months

Gonna be off the grid for the next week, who trynna keep my snap streaks? Girls only. (21 yo btw)

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 years

@RhuleThemAll @BarstoolHusker Interim coach gets arrested for assault less than 6 hours ago and your already talking football… maybe some thoughts and prayers for the well being of those involved would be nice

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

Congrats on getting drafted Marcus Morgan. I’ll never forget that time freshman year when we pulled up to el rays and got felt on by all the bitches. Don’t be a stranger bro

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

11 months

“Yo man, remember last year when your girl left reunion with a 6’3 light skin with tats? Whatever happened with her?”

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

7 months

Sitting in the parking lot looking at the window of my old dorm, I can see the exact spot where I used to beat my shit all the time. Reminiscent man

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

Iowa city I’m back. My body is yours for the evening. Have your way with me

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Love this

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 month

They described me a non chalant at work function!!!!

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

3 months

Bitches never do anything for themselves anymore, it’s always a social media gimmick. “One month and one week since my last drink” I promise we don’t care

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

3 months

Cmon 😹😹 @burtbarnswold I knew it

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

10 months

Eggs and bacon: ✅ Clean house: ✅ 10 AM Jerk Off (Wake and Bake):✅ It’s only noon and we’ve already thrown together a nice little Saturday

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

1 year

Happy girlfriend day! Getting off work early and going to pick up my girl from drivers ed! Can’t wait!

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

@great_brit94 We’d been linked up for 4 hours already pal, I had to get on my phone to piss out a quick banger 🤷‍♂️

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Fuck my ass I feel like I got hit by a train

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

8 months

Open bar tonight… time to make somebody’s wallet hurt

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

@KennyFenton8 @drunkyotes Like what the fuck “8 inches and thick” *5 seconds later talking avout his fast daughter that killed herself

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

If I was a pro athlete I would throw the big game just so I could get a diggs photo for my socials

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

5 months

Playing golf and I’m drunk enough that I’m just leaving every bad ball I’m hitting

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

You can fw a bitch for the rest of your life but the memories to cherish with your fellas are limited. Never pick a bitch over your guys

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

7 months

Me with my signature move of going to cedar falls and putting my lips on a 5 after playing beer pong (with real beer):

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

6 months

Gave out some hickeys last night the kid is in his mode

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

2 months

As a man this picture is moving me to tears

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

6 months

Shitting in the single user restroom butt naked and leaving the door unlocked on purpose #CBTM

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

Skipping class today because last time I went we watched “hustlers” a movie about strippers finessing Wall Street. ( it was basically porn) I’m a finance major

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith

4 months

You ever see a bitch post her main thing on her story and you know she’s cheating 😭

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Keith Barlowe

@BarloweKeith