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2 months

Martinelli: Man city nightmare Saka: Liverpool nightmare Saliba: Man utd nightmare King Kai: Chelsea nightmare Ladies and gentlemen, it's over for our rivals😂

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@Balukuzad

4 years

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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4 years

Why is our angry side often addressed as our “true colours”. What about the times we gave it our all, the times we loved harder than we should have, the times we cared even when it wasn’t reciprocated, the times we took loses?? All this love but only the bad side matters. Why?

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Gaslighting is worse than lying in my opinion. Like it’s one thing to lie but to try your hardest to convince me that I’m crazy or insecure knowing damn well I’m right is the devil’s work.

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3 years

Unfortunately, people have a right to decline your love no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want, and that is okay.

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3 years

Unfortunately, people have a right to decline your love no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want, and that is okay.

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4 years

Do u ever mention someone in ur prayers then u feel bad for not mentioning other people then suddenly ur including the whole population

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@Balukuzad

3 years

My friend got dumped yesterday and we immediately had a Group video call where everybody shared how much we hated him and it was two hours of going through what garbage this man is. At one point I said NASA is still looking for his hairline. And now they’re back together.💆🏾‍♀️

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3 years

Gaslighting is worse than lying in my opinion. Like it’s one thing to lie but to try your hardest to convince me that I’m crazy or insecure knowing damn well I’m right is the devil’s work.

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3 years

Before u get married.. discuss bills, parenting styles, credit, debt, religion, childhood trauma,sexual expectations, financial expectations, family health history, mental health history, bucket list,dream home, political views & whatever comes in mind. Love alone is not enough!

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4 years

Just apologize when you know you’ve fucked up. Don’t be mad at me for being mad at you when I had a legit reason to be, shit is weird.

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3 years

Men actually enjoy their own company, peace and quiet. As women, we have to accept that sometimes we bring unnecessary noise and drama into their lives.

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3 years

Unfortunately, people have a right to decline your love no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want, and that is okay.

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@Balukuzad

3 years

If you’re dating a private person, you must understand that they won’t post you everyday. You’ll go for an outing & they won’t tell the world. You can give them a gift & they won’t show it off. You must know that this doesn’t mean they love u less. They just prefer to be low key.

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3 years

After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn’t ready for a relationship and he responded “it’s been great, hope you have a good one.” And then he blocked me. No effort, no pressure applied. I’m devastated 😭

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3 years

Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant

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3 years

My last relationship taught me: you can be the whole package at the wrong address

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@Balukuzad

5 years

AVOID dating men between the age of 19-27.They either typical mama's boy,stuck on their ex,cheat the most,entertain hoes,party non stop,have no plans & are only concerned about their PS4,mixtape & weed.They don't know wat they want yet & will hurt u in the process, a liability.💯

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@Balukuzad

5 years

No nigga has all eight: 1. good dick 2. communication skills 3. 0 hoes 4. A height over 5'9 5. Ability to display emotion. 6. Energy for round 2 7. Cooking skills 8. Information on where the clit is ☕☕☕

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@Balukuzad

4 years

Stop turning your cousins into maids because their parents died before they could turn their dreams into reality!

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@Balukuzad

4 years

Having strict parents is funny. Imagine rehearsing how to ask for permission

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@Balukuzad

3 years

Unfortunately, people have a right to decline your love no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want, and that is okay.

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@Balukuzad

5 years

I met my nigga when someone on here posted her bf as her MCM 😝. The nigga was soo fine I Dmed him. One thing led to another & boom we are happily in love now & she's in the past. Continue advertising your boyfriends okay, we gon be right here... waiting.😎

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@Balukuzad

3 years

After being in a relationship for 4 years. I learned that we are very seasonal. People change. Whoever you marry now, won’t be the same person in 5, 10, 15 years. It’s a choice to love that person every single day, through whatever.

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3 years

Dating someone who understands your mental health is so important, because there are people who will make you feel bad for having anxiety or depression.

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@Balukuzad

3 years

Just realized that men actually like a woman who can apologize when she’s wrong instead of turning it into an argument

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@Balukuzad

4 years

Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship

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3 years

Men should understand that some of these girls bring friends to a date because of safety. Not for your food and drinks.🤷🏾‍♀️

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@Balukuzad

4 years

Do men with big d!cks know that sex for women is mostly painful? Do they know sometimes women bleed after sex & hv abdominal pain? I really hate when men think fast/rough sex is ALWAYS good sex. Most men out here don't even know how 2 hv intercourse let alone pleasure a woman.💔

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@Balukuzad

5 years

Before u date me, u need to understand that I'm damaged. There are nights wen I'm curled up like a ball on e floor & I won't talk to anyone. I will need reassurance. I will need u. I will need u 2 keep choosing me. I'm a lot, I know this. Don't enter my life if u can't handle it.

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3 years

I want a relationship with no gender roles: we both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we’re both romantic and we spoil each other.

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@Balukuzad

4 years

A little communication goes such a long way. If you’re busy, say it. If you’re upset, express it. If you’re running late, let people know. If you don’t want to do something, be straightforward. If you are unsure, ask. It’s so simple but so important.

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@Balukuzad

4 years

i pray my friends get through the battles that they don’t tell me about

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@Balukuzad

4 years

My last relationship taught me: you can be the whole package at the wrong address

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@Balukuzad

5 years

Spoil him... Suck his dick and fuck him good.. Support him, pray for him, be his backbone, love him... he will cheat but he won't leave.

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4 years

I stopped sending paragraphs, stopped begging, I stopped telling people how to treat me, and started walking away, blocking and distancing myself. Life may be lonely, but it’s becoming peaceful. Sometimes being alone in life is better than being surrounded by halfass people.

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@Balukuzad

4 years

I like dates. I like quality time. I like reassurance. I like reciprocated energy.

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@Balukuzad

3 years

If hustling works for you, don’t discourage those studying. If studying works for you, don’t discourage those hustling. Street is smart, book is smart too. The aim is to succeed.

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@Balukuzad

5 years

If my boyfriend says he wanna see me I'm cancelling all plans IDC who mad. that's my fucking KING and he's not coming second to no one.

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@Balukuzad

4 years

Getting married below the age of 25 is like leaving the club at 9pm.

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@Balukuzad

5 years

So my cousin brother has a girl in his room that stayed the night and my parents don't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake & my Dad is seated near the gate.... .....and now we wait.

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@Balukuzad

5 years

Fuck this new age shit.If ur man is hungry,feed him!House a mess? Clean it!His clothes dirty?wash em!He had a long day,rub his back & give him same head!He's stressed? STFU,let him be!There's nun wrong with catering 2 ur man.Don't let some new age single brawd tell u otherwise.🗣️

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3 years

Men actually enjoy their own company, peace and quiet. As women, we have to accept that sometimes we bring unnecessary noise and drama into their lives.

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4 years

African men don't spank during sex...why??

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5 years

60% of women cheat but 85% of the time it is the man's fault.Women tend to cheat because they are not being loved properly or they have been feeling lonely for a long period of time in a relationship & so might lean on another male for support & accidentally have sex with them.

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4 years

Men should understand that some of these girls bring friends to a date because of safety. Not for your food. Not for your drinks.🤷🏾‍♀️

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@Balukuzad

3 years

A few months ago, I met this amazing guy on twitter & when he told me he wanted to fuck, I declined his offer. Man stopped texting me & when I confronted him he said, “my intentions with u are purely sexual, I can’t be ur friend”Because I said no to sex we can’t be friends? Men💔

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@Balukuzad

5 years

NO female wants a lame, uneducated, weak minded, childish, lying, cheating, disrespectful dude.🚮

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3 years

I want a relationship with no gender roles: we both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we’re both romantic and we spoil each other.

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4 years

nobody really wants to hear it but lasting relationships include a lot of forgiveness

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4 years

I never rest until my opponent has passed out during sex.

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@Balukuzad

3 years

Stop acting surprised when good things happen to you... You’re a good person and you deserve them.

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5 years

If my MAN wants more time together I will do that, if he wants more love and sex I will do that...if he wants more of my support I will do that. I rather please my man than allow him look for it in another woman and if im your woman then im YOUR WOMAN.

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4 years

fake attention on birthdays is so funny

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3 years

Marriage is women’s big retirement plan after they’re done “having their fun” and sleeping around.

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3 years

Dating someone who understands your mental health is so important, because there are people who will make you feel bad for having anxiety or depression.

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4 years

Wizkid is definitely a Ugandan. No cap.

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@Balukuzad

4 years

87% of men don't marry the woman they love. They marry bc they feel they owe these women. Either they hv been together 4 a long time or they hv had abortions 4 them,hv had kids,hv given their virginity... Too many men marry bc of social pressure & fear of drama. Not bc of love!💔

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5 years

Updated my WhatsApp status today & this guy replied "ayy baby girl, wyd👀" & I replied "ayy what's ur girlfriend doing?" This boy had the AUDACITY to send me a video of his gf laying on his chest smiling & waving to the camera saying "she over here,so wyd?"💀🤦🏽‍♀️ MEN AIN'T. SHIT😭

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3 years

I once had a roommate in uni who invited 3 different men over,one after the other, fucked them all in a night,loud af, THEN came to sit on my bed talking about how she loved her bf. Sad thing is I knew her bf, felt terrible for him infact but it wasn’t my place to tell. Girl code

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4 years

If you wanna fuck, just say that so I can fuck you & then go back to finding my boyfriend. TRANSPARENCY is key. be upfront. I'll tell you yes or no. it can all be so simple!

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3 years

Don’t lose a good woman because someone mistakenly slept with her.

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5 years

The sooner Nigeria drops this childish sense of entitlement they have over this continent the better. Y'all can't be good in everything. YOU DON'T OWN AFRICA! Uganda is a way better country than Nigeria politically, geographically, socially.Even in music we beat u guys! I said it

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4 years

The man or woman you choose to be your partner affects everything in your life: your mental health, peace of mind, the love inside you, your happiness, how you get through tragedies, your success, how your children will be raised, and so much more. Choose wisely.

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4 years

Marriage is women's big retirement plan after they're done "having their fun" and sleeping around.

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5 years

I'm so unhappy this morning. My uncle just came home to inform us that he just found out his wife of 5yrs had maintained the rent of her former house.She been spending time with some young boy there.On confronting her, she was like "if it were u, would u leave that kind of man?"

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3 years

Drugs that one can use immediately after having unprotected sex?…. Please help a sister 🥺

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5 years

Uganda's Parte after Parte is bigger than the whole of Nigerian music industry. Argue with bubu.😏

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4 years

Earphones in, volume up, ignore the world

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4 years

So my boyfriend comes in last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed & just stands there in my room. So I'm like "are u coming to bed?" and he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you are lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor.😭😭

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4 years

Never make a man look foolish for loving you, even if he doesn’t have enough money, he deserves respect!!

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3 years

Just apologize when you’re wrong, instead of being defensive because you’re embarrassed.

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@Balukuzad

4 years

But let's be realistic.... as a man, don't you feel a certain level of shame/uselessness when a woman pays her own bills while you are around?🤔

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@Balukuzad

3 years

How do you trick me into sleeping with you on the first date and then you block me after. FUCK y’all men tbh.😭💔

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@Balukuzad

4 years

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, or shaming. My home will be gentle, warm, peaceful and safe. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries.

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5 years

Men will destroy a female beyond their breaking point & she will still be willing to fix and hold him down.. but once you hurt a man, they give up entirely. Men don't handle it the same way as women!🧢

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3 years

My boyfriend of 5 years is marrying someone he met just 6 months ago, I don’t understand💔

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4 years

Poverty is manufactured in bed. You can not sleep like you are competing with the dead and expect to make it in the world of the living.

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4 years

intimacy goes beyond sex. it’s how you talk, it’s how you touch, it’s how you love, it’s how you show up. it’s affectionate and warm.

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4 years

Drugs that one can use immediately after having unprotected sex?.... Please help a sister 🥺

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4 years

girls have ass AND tits wtf do guys have d!ck and what

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4 years

Fact : Black parents support only their "sharp" children and make others feel useless

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4 years

There’s a reason fathers and brothers are so protective. Men don’t even trust men

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@Balukuzad

3 years

My cousin’s boyfriend is so busy doing festive shopping for her and the entire family, going above & beyond to buy land for the family as festive gift. He doesn’t know that we know who our brother in law is & it’s not him.

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@Balukuzad

3 years

No man can spend the whole day without talking to the woman he loves, you just not the one!

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@Balukuzad

3 years

If a girl suddenly acts as if she knows you in public and acts like you’re friends, go along w it she could be in danger

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@Balukuzad

4 years

RIP to the opportunities we missed because of shyness & low self esteem

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4 years

I paid for this man's box of water bc his card wasn't working & he ended up being the department head for MY MAJOR & he offered me an internship after 10 mins of talking 😭. Look at God, I'm so happy I left my bed today. Be nice to people...you never can tell!

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4 years

Have you ever been so broke but God still supplied your daily needs?

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4 years

Men aren’t stupid, and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here’s the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you. Anything.

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4 years

I’m at a place in my life where i promise you i will not deal w anything I don’t fucking have to. I’m leaving, I’m unfriending, I’m unfollowing, I’m blocking & doing anything I gotta do to not deal with people & situations where I’m not respected or valued. my peace is priority.

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@Balukuzad

4 years

Governments should remove pockets from police uniforms as part of the fight against corruption.

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6 years

21 is a tough age, what advice would you gimme?! 🙏🤔❤

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5 years

A woman will cheat because she's either looking for revenge OR she's tired of you quick dicking her OR she has self esteem issues OR she caught you cheating first OR she misses her Ex's dick/tongue OR she's feeling neglected or she replied a rich nigga's DM. Periodtt🤗

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@Balukuzad

3 years

Dating a psychologist is probably hectic. Imagine just chilling then he tells you the reason you forget to close the door is because your parents used to forget you at school.😭😭

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@Balukuzad

4 years

African women respect pastors more than their husbands...

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@Balukuzad

4 years

Stop trying to compete financially with people who steal.

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3 years

There are a lot of things that women want. But money is not one of them!

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@Balukuzad

3 years

Just turned 24, no job, no house, no car, no boyfriend, no kids. Just me. The sad part in this is I never prepared for this age, to be an adult. Here I am still trying to navigate things I should have done in my teens. 😢

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@Balukuzad

5 years

I wonder how men feel when they're in love. Do they get butterflies? Do they have u on their mind 24/7? Do they wait for u to come online for hours? Do they smile at random times at the thought of u? Do they miss you all the time? Do they think about the smallest things u say?🤔

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4 years

What role do you play at family gatherings?😂

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