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Martyn Havell

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Currently alive. Not one to brag, but I’ve seen a horse.

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5 years
Keanu Reeves is the age Richard Wilson was, when One foot in the grave started. 54.
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My choice for M in the next Bond film would be Don Warrington. He’d be magnificent. I can see him in that role
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I don’t know if this is real, but it made me laugh 😂 #DoctorWho
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This made me laugh #DoctorWho
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“Hufflepuff”
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5 years
How the fuck can anyone look at a man hiding in a fridge and think “that’s our man”?
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7 years
In case you missed it, the BBC issued a copyright notice to themselves, over use of a #DoctorWho clip
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5 years
My favourite book this year is Woke: A guide to social justice, by @TitaniaMcGrath
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INTERVIEWER: Do you think there’s racism in the UK? STORMZY: Definitely, 100% UK MEDIA: Stormzy says the UK is 100% racist!
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6 years
@Johnboy_Cook It’s a satire account
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6 years
@mcca_hunter @RobSchneider @GailSimone Put it this way. Without Gail, there wouldn’t be a Deadpool movie. She regenerated interest in the character. You done messed up @mcca_hunter
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7 years
People seem to have forgotten Bradley Walsh is a very good actor. Watch Law and order UK, or the episodes of Sarah Jane he did
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2 years
I’m a simple man, with simple needs. I just want a cross-over where Kris Marshall, Ardal O'Hanlon and Ralf Little have to team up to solve a crime #BeyondParadise
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5 years
It’s great that Christopher Eccleston has opened up about this. Men suffer from body issues too. I haven’t taken my shirt off on a beach since I was 18.
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7 years
I have just spammed the daily mail
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6 years
Just did an interview with Paul McGann JOURNALIST: Would you ever consider reprising your role for Big Finish? PM: What role? JOURNALIST: The Doctor PM: .....I’ve done 150 Big Finish audios
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6 years
Someone I used to follow on here got 45 rape threats in one day. She swore at the people tweeting her. Guess which user got the permanent ban from Twitter?
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We didn’t suspend Alex Jones or Infowars yesterday. We know that’s hard for many but the reason is simple: he hasn’t violated our rules. We’ll enforce if he does. And we’ll continue to promote a healthy conversational environment by ensuring tweets aren’t artificially amplified.
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I accepted a job offer today. I start on Monday. Will be my first time working since 2018, when my hips packed in. I can also work from home. Never had a job I could do from home before
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7 years
“Never buy a pint glass. Always steal them from a pub, their insurance covers breakages. So they won’t miss it. The bins go out on a Tuesday”
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5 years
The evolution of Celeste and Muriel’s relationship is one of the most moving things I’ve ever seen on TV #yearsandyears
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5 years
One thing I don’t get about #DoctorWho , is why the BBC aren’t poaching more writers from Big Finish. I know people will say “because they’ve never written for TV before”. But, that’s where a good script editor/show runner comes in
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The cast of New Mutants celebrate the film’s release, by recreating the first promo shot
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#DoctorWho got 4.88 million in the overnights. Before anyone shouts “the show is doomed!”. It was the second most viewed show on New Year’s Day. Overnights mean very little nowadays. In 10 years, 1mil will be a healthy overnight figure
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I got the job I interviewed for today!
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What you need to remember about Eccleston. 5 mins after I asked him (via a friend of his) to record a video message for an ill 14-year old boy, I had this in my inbox
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4 years
The first episode of Black Books aired 20 years ago today. 20 years!
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7 years
@scottygb They issued themselves a copyright notice last week
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5 years
Told my kids I’m gonna have to stay in bed today, as my hips are bad. I just heard my daughter tell my son “we can have crisps for breakfast. He can’t stop us”
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6 years
@eluna333 I wonder if any doctors back then ever said “look, I don’t want to finger her. But she’s hysterical! I took an oath”
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@joelycett He told me I was the only one 😢
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7 years
Hey, @Pearlie_mack my 5-year old daughter has drawn you
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5 years
3 years ago, Johnny Depp was accused of being a wife beater. He suffered trial by social media, it recently turned out he was innocent. Has the world learned trial by social media helps nobody? Of course not
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In hospital. My son needed some emergency surgery. He’s alright. In recovery. I am beyond thankful to the NHS
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Twitter in 2019: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “My chicken died today, you heartless bastard”
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Someone should tell the BBC that slagging off the previous actor, probably isn’t the best way to promote the new series #DoctorWho
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SOME DOCTOR WHO FANS: We wish the BBC cared more about classic Who. Why can’t we stream it? The BBC negotiates a groundbreaking deal with streaming service Twitch SOME DOCTOR WHO FANS: No, not like that
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6 years
If you ever feel pointless. Remember, it could be worse. You could be one of Jason Momoa’s bodyguards
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Just bought all these Doctor Who books
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5 years
The genius thing #DoctorWho has always done with The Master/Missy, is they’ve never really shown them regenerating. So, we don’t actually have any solid idea of what order they come in
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I always thought the 5th Doctor looked like he was about to drop a hip-hop album #doctorwho
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Let’s address the massive #DoctorWho elephant in the room tonight. They’ve made a massive change to the lead character and cast a Northerner. I know that’s difficult from some people to get behind. But we’ve been here before. Tom Baker, McGann, Eccleston all Northern
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6 years
🙄 Because unlike Doctor Who, Endeavor takes place in one town; re-using multiple sets and doesn’t have as many revolving cast members. Why don’t these apples taste like oranges? Oranges can taste like oranges. So why can’t apples?
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4 years
My dad had his disability mocked by several members of staff at a @BurgerKingUK last week. We've made a formal complaint, but have not even received an acknowledgement of the complaint yet
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My daughter has become obsessed with #DoctorWho . I keep finding these drawings everywhere. You’re in this one @RealMattLucas
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Watching Safe on Netflix. You can tell it’s written by an American, the British teenagers are playing drinking games. We only have one drinking game in Britain. It’s called drinking.
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5 years
There should be a TV network called ‘Pilots’ that shows nothing but failed TV pilots.
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@siralysson @007 @IOInteractive I’d love a PS5 remaster of from Russia with love
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Zombieland: Double tap has done what every film should. Add @rosariodawson
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For a show about change #DoctorWho fans hate change
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As someone who has seen and signed entertainment contracts, there’s no way Chris Chibnall reached “fuck it” and walked from #DoctorWho mid shoot. It would cost him too much-financially and professionally. This isn’t a job at a fast food restaurant, you can’t just walk
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So, Sunset_Chaser is 100% Florence, right? #DeathinParadise
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My daughter wouldn’t let me brush her hair this morning because “you’re a bald man, what do you know about hair care?”
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@GirlFromBlupo Admitting you have a problem, is the first step
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My favourite Tim Burton movie is the one with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, with music by Danny Elfman.
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6 years
One episode in and I’m loving Jenny-The Doctor’s daughter. Although, I think my boss is realising I’ve done nothing all morning
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That famous Doctor Who spin-off
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4 years
“Bill & Ted Face the Music is a shining beacon of pure unadulterated pleasure. It might just save the universe.” Here’s my review of @BillandTedUK @Winter , @ed_solomon #BeExcellentToEachOther
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Young people. One day, you’ll become ridiculously excited when you get to use a new one of these
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@RealMattLucas In my humble opinion, best TARDIS team in years. I’ve got my fingers crossed you’ll all do Big Finish one day 🤞
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Can everyone stop pretending the low #DoctorWho retailer interest is down to series 11. The merch was shit long before that, a lot of the stuff that came out in the Smith era was atrocious
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I agree that Doctor Who has always been political. All sci-fi has and will always be. But, there’s a difference between whipping a little content at someone and sledgehammering content at someone
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When Matt Smith was a teenager, he saw a young boy crying on a bench. The boys parents couldn’t afford to buy him a toy Dalek. So Smith did. That boy was Tom Baker
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I’ve got a #DeathInParadise spin-off idea. Prequel, we follow rookie cop Selwyn Patterson. Each episode is bookended with Don Warrington telling Catherine about a former case
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6 years
A few have asked how the job interview went yesterday. Well, I’m charming. So they made an offer today 🙌
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7 years
10-year old nephew just put #DoctorWho on W. It’s New Earth, David Tennant. He said “oh, great. I’ve been meaning to watch some classic Who”
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Rewatching Buffy. The geography of Sunnydale has always baffled me. It’s “a one Starbuck’s town”. But there’s an airport. There’s a university that’s far enough away Buffy has to stay there, but close enough she goes home and can still go to The Bronze
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6 years
Wow, a year since K-9:Timequake came out in cinemas. I think we all remember where we were when we saw it
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@sammyk98_ @JackMcRobbie People realise their backlash led to her having the number 1 selling book in the UK, right? I wasn’t even aware she wrote under a pen name. Now I know, I would’ve been blissfully unaware without the backlash
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I trust this about as much as I can trust an email from a stranger. But, apparently with series 12 of #DoctorWho , The Chib has stripped it back to basics. He’s following RTD’s pattern, by having a mix of stand alones and two-parters-with an ark that will connect them all
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These two are highly praising @bigfinish
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Might be controversial to say, but this is a much better costume for 13 #DoctorWho
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Here’s a photo from @andrewleepotts press panel. Fun panel, absolutely lovely guy #MCMLondon
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#DoctorWho podcasters right now “and this flake of snow on Bill’s knee, clearly signals the return of Paul McGann..”
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9 years
Ed Miliband spent his uni days protesting inequality. David Cameron spent his setting fire to money in front of homeless people
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10 months
This mad show I like is 60 years old
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Watching #DeathinParadise . @TahjDMiles is giving an absolutely incredible performance
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I’ve been binge-listening to Jago & Litefoot this week. It’s honestly one of the best ranges @bigfinish has ever done
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On bus home as trains are all cancelled. Woman didn’t have a contactless card for bus. Driver wouldn’t let her on. Friendly Northerner offered to pay but called her “love” in that friendly Northern way. She exploded at him. So he sat down and let the bus go
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No, The Doctor didn’t not use The Master’s skin colour against him. The only reason people see it as that, is because Sacha is Asian. If you put any previous Master in that scene, it still works and still plays out the exact same way #DoctorWho
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1 year
RIP Murray Melvin. Was lucky enough to meet him once, true gentleman and Torchwood’s best villain.
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4 years
I hope every #DoctorWho fan is practising their surprised face, for when John Barrowman is announced for the special later today
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Got paid today. I won’t say how much. But it made me cry. After 5 years of barely getting by on UC and PIP. I couldn’t quite comprehend the amount on my screen
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Was about to question the amount of people over-analysing a clip of a song, used in a 20 second promo. That won’t feature in the series. But then I remembered, they’re #DoctorWho fans. There’ll be 17 videos out proving the way the glass breaks means Paul McGann is back
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My daughter wrote to Peter Capaldi in December, this arrived today. Obviously a pre-signed thing, but she’s delighted #DoctorWho
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It’s strange that nearly almost every adult #DoctorWho fan that claims “kids aren’t watching” doesn’t have kids 🤔
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Michelle Gomez and Eric Roberts have both signed up for Big Finish, they’ll join Geoffrey Beevers and Sir Derek Jacobi, in series 5 of The diaries of River Song. #DoctorWho 😱
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6 years
My fiancé just told me she wants to listen to a @bigfinish audio 👍
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When it looked like Johnny Depp was guilty, everyone had an opinion. Now it looks like he might be innocent, crickets 🤔
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My 5-year old daughter said today “I already have tears for my Doctor. But, I can’t wait for the girl-Doctor. As that can be me” #DoctorWho
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I had zero interest in seeing Cats, until the reviews came out and ripped it to shreds. Now it’s all I want to see
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@ProZD @XenoChu Sadly, geeks have short memories. I remember the outrage Keaton’s casting caused and let’s not forget. Fox hired a 6ft 3” Australian song and dance man to play Wolverine
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How comes sci-fi fans can accept that Netflix need 2 years between series of lost in space, because of the scope of the show. But can’t accept the BBC need 18 months for #DoctorWho , for the same reason?
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The only thing that can unite this country is Paddington 3
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Should those in Class houses throw stones? 😜 #DoctorWho
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Start my new job tomorrow. I have a 29min commute. When my training is done, I can start working from home
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Just interviewed cast of #ClassDW . I asked if they’re familiar with Big Finish and would be interested in reprising their roles. They looked at each other sheepishly, giggled, then each grinned, then each giggled again and said “yes”
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Doctor Who fans: Why do people think we’re such pathetic losers, with no social skills? Also Doctor Who fans:
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Doctor Who fans boycott official magazine over young age of new reviewer team
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