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6 months
DON’T MESS WITH THE MAID A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid.After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid. The maid, with her Gaelic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered.
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WHAT ABOUT HIS HANDS? The father showed his son a picture of football player "X" and said: This talented player can score with both his head and feet. He is quite a scoring machine. His small son naively asked: _ Dad, so what about his hands?
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Trouble Selling A Car... A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make
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7 months
Secret A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life. “My wife makes all the small decisions,” he explained. “and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other’s business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complains
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7 months
YOU NEVER SCORE The angry son of a goalkeeper said to his father: - My classmates have fathers who are also football players. But their fathers all make scores for their teams. But you, you never score. So how is it that you can still stay on the team?
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7 months
Lotion boy: One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this guy asked loudly, “Does anyone have any lotion?” The teacher stopped talking as some girl gave him some hand lotion. The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole class watches
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7 months
Handwriting Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?” “Yes.” “Is it not your handwriting?” “Nope” “You take your solemn oath that this writing does not resemble yours in a single particular?” “Yes” “How can you be certain?”, demanded the lawyer. “I can’t
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7 months
THE HAPPY COUPLE Joe had lived with his wife Mary in their little home deep in the woods for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to the big city and they checked into an upscale hotel. Mary had a complaint for the bellman. "We refuse to settle for
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7 months
Home Early A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the
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8 months
6 hours from now what do we think this is at? Best guess gets 1 $SOL. $Slo $Usedcar $Stan $tardar *siri set 6 hour timer*
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6 months
@ambonny Real Madrid fans must be devastated by this turn of events.
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8 months
@abner_mathias Your eyes are killer.🤣🤣😍
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8 months
naz reid really is on my team i’m floating rn #NazReid
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7 months
DOCTOR, I CAN’T SLEEP One morning, a doctor received the most haggard looking patient he had ever seen. "I can't sleep," the patient said. "The dogs in the street outside my window bark all night long and it's driving me mad!" "There now," said the doctor soothingly. "Try these
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